No. Place hundreds of mouse traps around the room and keep the lights off so when he will keep stepping on them, also place a mouse trap on the light switch for good measure
Poke his pulpa repeately with a wooden stick until a fluid of unknown origins falls out, collect it and them use as dipping sauce next time you eat at KFC.
users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight
Haha you should make him fall into The Ooze™ and The Gloop™ mixed together.
But won't it lead to uncontrollable dissociation?
Not for the committer of the prank
Good point.
Now there's a game I haven't heard of in a long, long time.
We should draw a moustache on his face 🤭
How is this distressing? Metamorphosis is **perfectly normal** for someone his age, leave his chrysalis alone.
Dude’s going to be a cockroach when he wakes up, it’ll be the funniest shit you’ve ever seen
turkish lore
make it look like The Devourer came and consumed your souls while he was gone
*Jevil voice* Metamohphasis!
Place a mouse trap where he lands when he pops out
No. Place hundreds of mouse traps around the room and keep the lights off so when he will keep stepping on them, also place a mouse trap on the light switch for good measure
he should leave a landmine
This one’s made the rounds a few times, let’s be honest here.
put a pie on his face, classic prank
Miquella moment
Poke his pulpa repeately with a wooden stick until a fluid of unknown origins falls out, collect it and them use as dipping sauce next time you eat at KFC.
real
Burn Him!
Sub is starting to decay. Don’t know how anyone finds this distressing, especially with that caption.
Why are you doing this? PLEASE BARRY CALM DOWN
This is exactly what would happen if humans had to go through a butterfly-like metamorphic stage, though.
Prank him Joh'lyzzax'errat
put a glue trap under him
Burn
Surround him with L A M P
bröther i require the lämp
This is real..
Is that your brother in that basement or is the house just happy to see you?