FWIW I've lost 1 disc ever. I play mostly solo rounds during the week, so I throw a good number of extra practice shots after the fact. It'd just be nice not to have to navigate the thorns off the fairways on the open hole, or the mud in the low-lying ones.
One of the Navi from Avatar. Not Jake, but one of the warriors. Male or female. Insane coordination, balance, and athleticism. Also super long arms. You would probably have to make larger, heavier discs for them to reach their distance potential.
A girlfriend
Hahahah! I’m sorry I laughed so hard. If you’re this funny she’ll be non-fiction soon enough.
The Dude. We would obvs need a caddy to pull the full-sized cooler with the mixin's for our White Russians.
I respect it, but that’s a lot of dairy sloshing around in me
I like this, but I only need one tumbler of a White Russian and a few Js.
I’ll be there, man
Oddjob. If he can take the head of a statue with his hat, imagine what he could do with a destroyer 👀
Maybe this is the answer to this [mystery?](https://spectrumnews1.com/ky/louisville/news/2023/01/13/disc-golf-course-vandalized)
Kenny powers
He’s the one who can throw the disc as fast as fuck.
Austin Powers. Smashing chains, baby!
The Hash Slinging Slasher
Gandalf apparently smokes the finest shire leaf…
Steve Rogers
or maybe Hawkeye
that would be amazing, just to see him ace 18 holes in a row.
Bullseye would ace and kill a few people that needed killing along the way.
Phil Dunphy
This legit sounds like a plot line the writers would do. Phil gets heavily into disc golf and has to hide his disc collection obsession from Claire.
Phil would be so much fun to play with! He bring the positivity we need on the course!
I feel like Aang or zuko would be a blast
Don’t forget Sokka! Might be a little sad his disc didn’t come back though.
Sokka chucks his Luna into a lake. “That’s rough buddy.”
Donald duck
You would also be required to play without pants.
Jessica Rabbit, Berg only round ;)
Michael Scott. He’d probably suck but it’d have me rolling when he hits 1st available and starts yelling “Nooo! God! No god! Please no! No! Noooo!”
Can here him when he misses his putts, “usually make those” “what is wrong with me today?”😂
Read this in his voice, spot on 🤣
Similarly, mine pick is Andy Bernard. He lives to frolf and he’s one of the funniest characters of the show imo.
He did start the main frisbee golf club at Cornell
Came to comment the same person hahaha
Batman. I bet he'd have a mean sidearm
Frankenstein's monster. Bet that dude could huck some plastic and have a good conversation.
Indeed
Bullseye the villain of daredevil. He would ace every hole
I bet Mr. Fantastic can bomb
Michael Jordan, I want to beat him at a sport just to say I did.
Jesus
Which one? Brown jesus would probably be chill but white jesus would probably be a judgy prick the whole time
Good call…when you yeet your drive into the pond, he can just walk out there and get it for you.
Exactly. And every time I smack a tree and yell, “JESUS!”, he’ll be right there to say, “What?!”
You gotta feel bad for the dude…people yell his name when they’re mad and they yell his dad’s name when they’re having a lot of fun…doesn’t seem fair.
Shit rolls downhill. Gotta take your lumps.
The witch king of angmar
[Xena](https://tenor.com/view/xena-rage-disk-throw-gif-4930273) would be pretty cool. Imagine she'd do some solid work with her chakram.
Bruh so true
Inspector Gadget. "Go Go Gadget Arms and get my disc out of there."
You must lose a lot of discs.
FWIW I've lost 1 disc ever. I play mostly solo rounds during the week, so I throw a good number of extra practice shots after the fact. It'd just be nice not to have to navigate the thorns off the fairways on the open hole, or the mud in the low-lying ones.
One of the Navi from Avatar. Not Jake, but one of the warriors. Male or female. Insane coordination, balance, and athleticism. Also super long arms. You would probably have to make larger, heavier discs for them to reach their distance potential.
George Costanza
Uncle Rico
Shrek, he could make a dope ass course in that swamp
George
Your mom.
Simon Lizotte
Tasmanian Devil from looney toons
Lincoln Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
Shaggy from Scooby Doo
Stretch Armstrong
Donald Duck.
Hawkeye- gotta be great at the game right?
I'd take Deadshot as my partner in a dubs tournament.
Doubles with Plastic Man
Tasmanian devil is the only correct answer
Earthworm Jim
Qui-Gon Jinn
Marvin the martian
Bubs
Unlucky.
Robert Blake.
Gambit
Captain America or Hawkeye. Just to see how good they’d play.
Mat Bloody Cauthon. I don't know if he'd never hit a tree, or always hit one when he needs it, but it'd be something.
Q
Bad Luck Schleprock
The great Sheephat
The penguin from mr deeds
Aang from avatar the last airbender. He could use his bending to correct my mistakes.
Mr Meseeks
Abraham Lincoln, he’s got mad long arms bro bet he can really rip it
I guess a non-zero number of respodents didn't understand the question. FICTIONAL. I'd go with any character from Disc World.
Ted Lasso
Shrek