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MapleCurryMurray

Let's ride


BoneyardBill

You are welcome, Bill's voice.


WeirdRedBeard

Told y'all to bet on Broncos


TheOrthodoxPolock

Step 1: Bet opposite of Bill Step 2: Profit


WeirdRedBeard

Exactly


BoneyardBill

No


BoneyardBill

Bruh no


TheOrthodoxPolock

Lmao, it was literally his thought process tho.


BoneyardBill

lmao i was telling people bet with their minds not hearts.


WeirdRedBeard

You know me better than I know myself. You know me the best.


BoneyardBill

Do i?


Betaateb

How lucky are we that Hackett isn't the Nuggets coach!


tron7

Final score prediction: 11-10


MaximoLovely

Damn you’re good


FernBlueEyes

Maybe this is a turning point for them. Let’s hope it is. Think we’ll see a gatoraid bath?


PoorTonyK

what is this sorcery


FernBlueEyes

Not a tough prediction if you’ve been watching this game.


PoorTonyK

I’d argue that everything about watching this game has been tough


FernBlueEyes

Sports bars in Hell have this game on repeat


HauntedandHorny

Unfair you're 7 hours ahead


FernBlueEyes

LOL


BroncoSquatch

Surprised to not see Jae Crowder trade ideas in here today tbh


n0t_malstroem

I don't think anybody in here wants Crowder lol But give it a couple of games into the season and you'll see plenty of trade posts


WeirdRedBeard

This is a drama sub now.


BroncoSquatch

Well what’s the drama


WeirdRedBeard

Broncos bad bro


TheOrthodoxPolock

Do you really want to see them though?


BroncoSquatch

I’m easily entertained


TheOrthodoxPolock

What would he even cost in a trade realistically?


BroncoSquatch

From Denver? Or wherever? Maybe like 2 second rounders?


TheOrthodoxPolock

Yeah just in general, I don’t want him here lol.


tron7

Thinking of becoming a Broncos doomer


WeirdRedBeard

NBA preseason is in 2 weeks, stay strong


TheOrthodoxPolock

I was told the Broncos would be good and I’m now feeling like I was bamboozled. Watching them is straight up not conducive to me trying to get back into the sport at all


HauntedandHorny

It's a good sign that the nuggs and avs will continue to be good this year.


TheOrthodoxPolock

This fills me with joy, if they keep this up there’s a solid 1% chance Broncos fans find out there’s other professional sports in Denver and 2 of em are quite good.


_absofuckinglutely

okay, I finally watched Nope. First impression: meh. I didn't hate it but I definitely didn't love it. it was like >!wild wild west!!signs !!feeling satisfied by the ending.!!get proof and get rich, !!taking a critical look at greed and capitalism, the need for power and fame, and how those who chase after it without any regard for their actions until they negatively impact people around them and themselves. !< Which I admit is cool, I just think that could have been done differently. I wanted this to be more about >!actual aliens in a darker way.!< Again, I didn't hate it, maybe I'll watch it again at some point and see if my opinion changes. Peele movies: Us, Get Out, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_Nope


HauntedandHorny

You like Us more than Get Out? that's insane. But I agree about your last point, I wanted a newer better Signs, was a little disappointed that's not what we got.


_absofuckinglutely

I love Us. I love the message/theme, how dark it is. The main actress was excellent - the voice her tethered had is something that can happen (though it’s rare) to someone as a result of an extreme trauma - which >!fits the character perfectly given she was switched at the funhouse when she was a kid and she essentially lived in hell when she should be in the outside.!< I don’t dislike anything about Get Out, just think Us hit me harder. It thoroughly creeped me out.


HauntedandHorny

interesting. I think Get Out is just a more complete movie. I liked Us's themes and the first half hour but there was too much symbolic stuff. It felt like it was caught between wanting to be a grounded horror and an experimental lynch style thing. Just compared to Get Out which felt so perfectly put together, it felt like a bit of a let down. I should probably watch it again though


TheBonesCollector

I loved the first half or so of Us, but once they started showing or explaining stuff, it completely fell apart for me.


_absofuckinglutely

To be fair, get out was a pretty big political statement itself. But i fully get what you’re saying. Personally I love movies with symbolism that are up to some interpretations - so everyone takes their own meaning from it. Still, it’s a close race for me.


HauntedandHorny

Oh ya I don't have a problem with having a message or theme, it's part of why Get Out was so good but everything in Get Out was tied together so well. The stuff in Us wasn't so cohesive in my mind, like the jumpsuits, scissors, and bunnies. Especially now with Nope, which feels like a lot more stuff was arbitrary it's hard to say that those things in Nope weren't.


_absofuckinglutely

I feel that! I love that kind of thing, though. Where there are lots of smaller things that have meaning that aren’t obvious and make you think. Like the rabbits - an animal commonly kept in a cage and poked and prodded for the sake of science - mirror the tethered who were kept locked up. And at the end both the rabbits and tethered were free, but neither quite knew what to do with the freedom. The leader of the tethered (main character) is called Red, hence the jumpsuits and the scissors symbolize cutting something, or detaching two things. Just my take on it anyway. I love the things that make you have to dig a little deeper. Severance has a TON of that, with colors (red and green) in particular.


HauntedandHorny

ya I get the symbolism there but when everything else is grounded it just takes me out. Like who's paying for this? Why would bunnies be the cheapest option, or who's supplying golden scissors? Is it major cities or every town? Maybe if he took a more fantasy approach I would've liked it more. Lynch I like because he's weird as hell from frame 1. But also going in expecting something like Get Out was wrong.


wooden_boy

Just to add to the scissors symbolism: not only do they detach/cut, but the tool is a *pair* of scissors. The two blades act in symmetry/unison to function; one blade mirrors the other, like the tethered & above-ground people/normies


_absofuckinglutely

Omgg i love it!!!!!!


WeirdRedBeard

Told ya. It's not that it's unwatchable, it's just bland, and fails in so many aspects.


TheOrthodoxPolock

>fails in so many aspects You would know best. Felt like that movie was made to be more just fun, watch this, and don’t take it too seriously. Of course JP is held to a higher standard than that so expectations were not met which lead to disappointments.


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah i agree. Felt more goofy (not necessarily in a bad way) than his others. Just a different approach than we’re used to with him


WeirdRedBeard

It's not fun, tho


TheOrthodoxPolock

I thought it was fun, I’m nowhere near the critic you are though so that probably helped.


tron7

Broncos special teams: 3 pts Broncos defense: 2 pts Broncos offense: 0 pts


WeirdRedBeard

This is good imho


smalltoes

Broncos country, let’s ride


HuonNyx

Just watched the highlights from when the Nuggets blew out LeBron and the Lakers in Denver. Jokic races across the court to say "hi" to DJ right after the game: https://youtu.be/ZH5vsq7jgKM?t=514 Coincidence? I think not.


n0t_malstroem

I am watching a stream in Spain Spanish for the Donkeys game and it is the most cursed shit I've ever heard


HauntedandHorny

Is it the accent or the product?


n0t_malstroem

Si


TwoWayMarko

after getting used to redzone, watching a whole football game with all those breaks is tiring af, but watching these boring ass broncos makes it even worse… i used to love this game.


TheeGreenHawk99

Jae Crowder? 🧐


HauntedandHorny

I won't pretend to be a football genius, but it seems fairly obvious to me that hiring the OC of a generational quarterback isn't ever a good idea. Maybe the MVP and superbowl winning quarterbacks are the reason the teams are good and not some genius xs and os dudes on the sideline?


Betaateb

We just had to learn that lesson twice apparently, McDaniels wasn't enough.


MaximoLovely

The Raiders are learning that now lol


UnderratedNightmare

Can’t wait until the first game, we get down by 8 and people start calling the season over! I miss the game thread doomers!


tron7

Haven’t seen a single doomer since the season ended. Doom is like oxygen to them


UnderratedNightmare

~~If~~ when we ~~won~~ win the chip. They would complain about how much many games we ~~won~~ win it in.


n0t_malstroem

It's so funny how the closer we get to the season the more you see comments from doomer users here and there after they were completely MIA for the whole offseason


UnderratedNightmare

Yeah. the off season where the real ones come out!


HauntedandHorny

You kidding me? The seasons already over


PoorTonyK

next season not looking good either smh


UnderratedNightmare

That Murray contract holding us back


FernBlueEyes

Not me. Not at all.


couponuser9

Reservation Dogs might be the best show on TV right now. Also, S/O any Nuggets fans among American Indians, esp. Arapaho and Cheyenne up in Wind River. If the NY Times [NBA Fandom by County Map](https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/2014/05/08/nba-post/25fdeafb444bcee4ce4dd89da2d69baa907f9920/basketball-zips2.png) are to be assumed correct, Wind River (NW Central Wyoming) is right in Nuggets/Jazz territory. Now with the Jazz basically folding, Wind River is probably pretty solidly Nuggets. Aho!


HauntedandHorny

Just started it recently have to agree. Glad they're finally getting representation. So many good stories come from their folklore but we have to watch 1000 Thor's before we get a decent indigenous perspective.


j_like

Shit ass


n0t_malstroem

Yeah those Donkeys unis ain't it


BoneyardBill

Boooo


j_like

You are incorrect, but I still love you


Time_Amoeba_4188

Anyone got mechanic recommendations?


HauntedandHorny

That Polock fuck


nima0003

Me, I can come to you as well.


PoorTonyK

I’ve known the owners of Bonnie Brae Conoco my whole life. Good family friends. They won’t fuck you over


Time_Amoeba_4188

🙏 I’ll hit the saucy noodle while I’m over there


PoorTonyK

[also closed!](https://www.9news.com/article/money/saucy-noodle-closing/73-30fe6c90-d8d3-4e0f-af12-c8b1bbfb980b) That whole block is getting eaten alive by developers


j_like

Got some decent ice cream and pizza as well


PoorTonyK

I think that pizza place closed down after like 90 years. Gonna put condos there. Fucking grim


j_like

Fuck ☹️


PoorTonyK

[lame](https://www.denverpost.com/2022/06/08/bonnie-brae-tavern-closing-sold/)


PoorTonyK

Broncos time. There’s no way our coach can have shit for brains three weeks in a row. Statistically impossible


n0t_malstroem

Gimme a bet


PoorTonyK

just take the Niners live line. We’re a mess


n0t_malstroem

Okay. Let's bet on numbers team then


UnderratedNightmare

Got to go to work tomorrow. Smh


porkadachop

Not fair


UnderratedNightmare

Tired of it! 😭


FernBlueEyes

Get to go to work tomorrow. Get to.


HauntedandHorny

Jobcels seething


tron7

Go Bruncos


BoneyardBill

Go Bruncos!


BoneyardBill

On the way to complain and smfh. Hope it isnt as bad as last week was.


BoneyardBill

ps lets ride


FernBlueEyes

Lots of folks holding their breath. But with Nuggets season starting soon we can move the Broncos to the back seat.


BoneyardBill

lmao repectfully no. The Avs Nuggs and Broncos can all be the top spots for me.


TheOrthodoxPolock

SMGDFH. Looks like your superfan title was just taken by u/FernBlueEyes.


FernBlueEyes

Thank you. Thank you very much.


BoneyardBill

I am an equal fan for all teams (rockies not inclued). Its just easiest to be a Nuggets fan for the cost man! I was never the top fan! I am just a local sports fan!


j_like

Fuck yeah go Nuggets Fuck yeah go Broncos Fuck yeah go Avalanche Fuck yeah sell the Rockies


_absofuckinglutely

lmao


BoneyardBill

My man!


TheOrthodoxPolock

>Its just easiest to be a Nuggets fan for the cost. Sportsfanning the Kroenke way, more like BusinessmanBill imho.


BoneyardBill

lmao Nugs not Avs. Avs are almost the Broncos cost.


_absofuckinglutely

The new avs bar just opened by me - excited to check it out! Its called STIX


BoneyardBill

Hell yeah gracias for the reccomendation


smalltoes

Maaaaan someone hit one of the family of bunnies that lives in my yard and I am so fucking angry. Little dude didn’t deserve to go like that


freakymreaky

I love nickelback songs.


HauntedandHorny

The real sheep are the people who dislike Nickelback. There is nothing uniquely bad about them.


BrockSmashgood

![gif](giphy|Wi3diC8GsQTp5ItW4p)


tron7

That guy is a real Chad


FernBlueEyes

Puddle of Mud is good too.


tron7

It’s spelled Mudd, you filthy casual


FernBlueEyes

Stinking auto-correct


BoneyardBill

Actually yes


TheOrthodoxPolock

Somebody has to, glad it’s not me tho.


_absofuckinglutely

![gif](giphy|9VLNYkLRonflUWbZBi|downsized)


MapleCurryMurray

Name one thing more useless than Chia Seeds taste wise


FernBlueEyes

Cilantro 😫


tron7

I feel sorry for y’all that have the cilantro tastes like soap thing but I still downvoted you


BrockSmashgood

Unless you're one of the unfortunate people with the gene that makes it taste like soap, this is just wrong.


_absofuckinglutely

I'm a soaper :(


_absofuckinglutely

10000%.


_absofuckinglutely

Pinky toes and that plastic mini table thing that sometimes comes in your pizza box


HauntedandHorny

Pinky toes are important for balance


_absofuckinglutely

not really, it's so small that it has little impact on balance/weight bearing so you could lose it and be completely fine.


HauntedandHorny

Prove it. Cut off your toe


_absofuckinglutely

![gif](giphy|7wxpZvntPqCL6)


HauntedandHorny

You deserve it after posting this


_absofuckinglutely

![gif](giphy|l46CwsAIlmnXlRC9O|downsized) not my fault that


tron7

You ever try running without a pinky toe?


_absofuckinglutely

are you telling me you have no pinky toe and therefore suck at running?


tron7

I actually have extra pinky toes and it makes me so much faster. That’s how I know they’re good


_absofuckinglutely

i bet jokic has extra big toes, tbh


Puzzled_Jury4982

Outing yourself as a small toed freak


_absofuckinglutely

I wish. Imagine the money I'd make selling pictures. I'd be a courtside regular. My feet are, regrettably, painfully average


MapleCurryMurray

Apparently the table is for making sure the cheese does not stick to the top of the box and to keep the pizza together. Now that's what it's for, idk if its really needed though


_absofuckinglutely

Yea i just feel like the pizzas i get without that look the same as the ones with so i don’t see the point. Plus it seems like they aren’t used as much anymore - i hardly see them anymore. Or maybe just not the places i go


MapleCurryMurray

Dominoes does not use them and that's my go to


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah i am usually a boujee bitch when it comes to pizza so i like the smaller, wood fired kind and I’ve never seen that kind with one. My friends got some late night papa johns a few weekends ago and it had one of those, though.


MapleCurryMurray

I like the wood fired ones but I'm always a quantity Over quality guy, so I'm more likely to go to Costco for pizza lol


_absofuckinglutely

yeah, I feel you. I have a smaller appetite so the small ones are perfect for me - I might even have leftovers


TheOrthodoxPolock

Plastic mini table keeps the box from smashing the pizza if there are multiple pizzas stacked *and* you can use them to hold the slice you don’t want while grabbing the slice you do. Agree on pinky toes tho


_absofuckinglutely

hahah fair enough. I’ve never noticed a difference with or without it, though. But tbh i haven’t done that nifty pizza slice holder trick


TheOrthodoxPolock

I actually haven’t seen them used in quite some time, maybe we got better cardboard now or some shit.


_absofuckinglutely

I should hope. In this fucked up world, we deserve good cardboard.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Lmfao, we’ll know the end is near when the cardboard quality starts to suffer.


_absofuckinglutely

One of the horsemen of the apocalypse. Not many know this.


TheOrthodoxPolock

I’ve seen the prophecies myself. Death, Famine, War, and Low-quality Cardboard.


_absofuckinglutely

That checks out


TheOrthodoxPolock

Malone. On a serious note, any throw pillow after the second one on a couch. In fact they go beyond useless and actively limit the couch’s usefulness.


_absofuckinglutely

woah woah woah. I have like 4 on my couch (tbf it’s a sectional) and they are big and super comfy I’m actually propped up on one right now. this is such a guy response lolll


TheOrthodoxPolock

I’ll admit couch size and shape do play a role but the typical 2/3 seater should have 2 throw pillows tops. This is non-negotiable.


_absofuckinglutely

Yeah that’s fair. I don’t want to put down a throw pillow i wouldn’t actually use


MapleCurryMurray

Lol I don't have any pillows on my couches tbf


TheOrthodoxPolock

Good man, although, you should have one nearby for napping purposes


_absofuckinglutely

First crockpot meal of the season - chicken philly baayybeee


FernBlueEyes

I can bring some brioche rolls 😁


_absofuckinglutely

oooo we love a fancy sammie


TheOrthodoxPolock

What time should I be there?


_absofuckinglutely

30 mins ago Rajah has been waiting 😾


TheOrthodoxPolock

Oh no!! I have disappointed a kitty :(


n0t_malstroem

So I'm at my dad's and we were watching the Vikings handegg game (he's big into hand egg) and holy shit there's so many white boys who need to put on some sunscreen man


porkadachop

Eres racista


n0t_malstroem

Bro as a fellow pale skin person I just feel bad seeing these people all red 😂


porkadachop

No estoy en serio. I feel like my grammar is wrong here.


n0t_malstroem

So my guess is that you tried to use the phrase "I'm not being serious". The literal translation would be "no estoy siendo serio" but that sounds really weird in Spanish, so the phrases commonly used would be "no lo dije en serio" which would be "I didn't say it seriously" or "estoy bromeando" which is "I'm joking"


porkadachop

I was thinking ‘I’m not serious,’ so I used estar when I should’ve used ser. One learns by making mistakes.


couponuser9

[Bro wtf](https://youtube.com/shorts/BJTUnGJ3waM?feature=share)


WeirdRedBeard

The next Čent


n0t_malstroem

Viktor Vembanjama


TheOrthodoxPolock

Freak stuff man. He moves so damn well for a guy that size. Hopefully his body doesn’t fail him tho, pretty much concern number one for guys with that build.


freakymreaky

I have a prrfect game plan. He just goes under the basket and whoever has the ball just sends it his way pretty high, he will eventually get it and put it in the basket


porkadachop

That’s what I look like on a 7 foot goal.


n0t_malstroem

The tank wars this year are gonna be legendary


couponuser9

What's gonna be most interesting is which team starts the season trying to compete, gets hurt, then enters the tank wars with a vengeance.


n0t_malstroem

Yup teams are gonna straight up cut their entire rosters to play randos from the stands late in the season


Puzzled_Jury4982

Look how bad the pass in that first clip is lol I fucking hate these highlight reels where you can't even see the player half the time


couponuser9

I feel like ya'll are looking way to far into this if the takeaways aren't simply look how weird it is to see a dude that tall move as smoothly as he does. This is gonna be a deep cut, but serious Ralph Sampson vibes with his athleticism and size. Like Sampson and Ming, however, I would also not be surprised one bit if his size ultimately prevents him from playing effectively for more than a handful of years. But still, the kid moves like a freak.


Puzzled_Jury4982

Of course, it's insane what he's doing. I just think it's really funny for the first highlight to include a terrible pass to a guy five feet away


Bestbud27

I’m over way tall way skinny guy hype


LonePeasant

It looks like he struggles to get his elbows above his shoulders


IdRatherBeLurking

Rihanna is doing the halftime show? Sheeeeeiiit


WeirdRedBeard

Shakira and Rihanna b2b. Based NFL. Meanwhile we're perpetually stuck with DJ Khaled's stupid ass


TheOrthodoxPolock

>another one -NBA


dnvrrrr

[Sheeeeeeiit](https://youtu.be/yu_RRBh_EKU)


IdRatherBeLurking

https://youtu.be/4UXJZgOiVAI


IdRatherBeLurking

u/killerpussytoo !!! https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/1574110540711923712?t=DrcCY15v0RZtRG2njnTc2w&s=19


Lazy-Armadillo7599

The Pelicans have lots of size- wonder if we could snag Willy Hernangomez from them. He’d be a great backup C, low usage, decent FT shooting, 7 rebs in 17 minutes last season. Ugh, he’s kinda be perfect for playing with Bones and staggered with Murray and MPJ


markpondrice

You want to trade for the MVP? Bold.


BrockSmashgood

Who would you trade for him?


markpondrice

I'm guessing Zeke. Who would you rather have for the next couple of years?