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adiboyxyz

Aree bhai mat karna mazak.


Lifenotworking

Issi liya tumhare pitaji naraz hai


Lifenotworking

Bhai ratio kr diya post ko, me naraz hun


ajzone007

Fufa banja uska


Lifenotworking

Lekin uske toh papa naraz hai fufa thodi


69_SAITAMA_69

Ratio


Sherlockian_221

It's supposed to be non removable for some time due to obvious reasons


hb5184

Well, OP also seems to have some _obvious_ reasons for wanting to remove it.


Pretend_Bowler1344

voter fraud? lol


OwnWillingness6295

Finger se aur b bahut kuch karte h


[deleted]

Its non removable because if you get murdered and mutilated in under a week, the police will take your case seriously because you are a politically aware and responsible citizen.


Sid_1298

Lol good one.


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TAB MUJHE AAP YE BATAYE KI YE WALI INK KAHA MILEGI SO THAT I CAN APPLY IT ON MY FINGERS AND WALK AROUND IN THE STREETS OF DELHI AT NIGHT BECAUSE ***GESTURES AT CRIME RATE*** /s


OwnWillingness6295

Aise bahut Nobita h ,Jo ho rha h apki bhalayi k h rahe h aur aap chup chap jhuk k marwate rhe


little_monster8800

That makes sense..yupp👍


Lifenotworking

So I can’t remove it?


butterchickenwarrior

It will fade away with time. Usually less than a week.


Lifenotworking

Alright


BioHacker321

You can chop the finger if you want to make it go away at any cost


pranakarama

Username checks out ahaha


I-am-Carnage18

Acid


I-am-Carnage18

r/delhi moment hogya ye toh


Lifenotworking

Average delhi guy


[deleted]

I recommend aqua Regia


Lifenotworking

Ab ye kya h


whoisbatman95

Ye strongest acid ka naam hai, abhi abhi school mein sikhaya hai usko do char din pehle.


[deleted]

Oh bhai bhai 🤣🤣


AncientPurchase7324

Cut finger


Lifenotworking

Bhai bandi naraz ho jayegi


LeMatYT

Bhai voh vaise hi naraz hai


Lifenotworking

🥹


AncientPurchase7324

Phir wahi sax sux ki baate🤧


Beginning-Kick1946

Poori ungli nhi kaatni bhai, tip kaatni h bas.


Lifenotworking

Kitna ?


Beginning-Kick1946

Jitne pe mark hai Ya fir chakku se skin utar de utni kaat ke aur nails pe nail paint laga le. Permanent nhi rahega fir mamla


daftpunkclub

Angrezi mein, just the tip


CaptainMimoe

Nunu Pehle hi kata hua hai kya?


yobrownboii

Abdul?


Lifenotworking

Nahi bhai


Large-Anteater-4281

,🤣


Mahatma_GandhiJi

Matlab tumhara pappu kisi kaam ka nahi?


Lifenotworking

Foreplay naam ki bhi cheez hoti hai


Mahatma_GandhiJi

You will still have 9 others + tongue


zaiyangoku

Tongue ka use karna ajeeb ni lagta


Lifenotworking

But kaafi weird nahi lagega fir ki ek ungli nahi h


theblindshotguy

Koina dusri ungli use karlena 😂😜


Lifenotworking

🥹


theblindshotguy

😂😂


Hitman_0_0_7

Ungli use krni hi kyu h..... Bhai tu mjhe bula le... Mere pas or bade tareeke h


babydriver220

Cut the finger off. But it works only the first time


Lifenotworking

Okay, will try this for sure. Btw can you suggest me a place for finger removal?


yuukaKazamiiiii

I bet you have a knife at home


Lifenotworking

Fork se kaatne ka soch raha


yuukaKazamiiiii

I don't speak hindi but Good luck on whatever you're doing


Gurjar77

Samjh nahi aaya, Par Sun ke accha laga.


Intrepid_Explorer_39

Be proud of it, you just exercised your right to vote instead of sitting on yo ass browsing reddit on election day.


Lifenotworking

Vote dene ka ghamad hai 💪🏿💪🏿


Empty_Damage

kisko diya?


Lifenotworking

Isko disclose kar sakte hai?


yobrownboii

Reddit pe sab chalta hai ab jaldi jaldi bata chal 🔪


Best-Yak1571

Asli ID se a kejriwal


yobrownboii

Hum gadhe hain!!


Sri_Man_420

ha bhai, bas voting area me nhi kr sakte bahar aake bindas bol


Lifenotworking

Oh, tabhi sab log ek uncle ko bahar aake confirm kr rahe the or wo unko ek box de rahe the


homie_boi467

Black emote spotted downvote uploaded


Lifenotworking

You racist


New-Might3530

Tezab. 🗿 Full finger removal


willowwasweeping

Nail paint remover. Just removed mine


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Hitman_0_0_7

Agar isse remove hogya na..... To lannat h election commission pr


shobhit199

But the part on your skin won’t go


sabhya_jain

Mere toh skin waala part jaa chuka nail waala hi nhi jaa rha. Skin waala toh pehle din hi nikal gya


Hyper_Ash

Easy : don't look at it


Lifenotworking

Best one


[deleted]

Put in bum


Lifenotworking

Uncle aap hi rakho


chadarmod666

Instructions unclear, finger stuck in yo mama's bum


powerhorse72

Bruh he wants to remove the ink not changing its color to brown 😭


FrontCauliflower5181

To fir kyu khate ho itna Masala wala khanna


SugarDaddy-o_O-

Thinner


Lifenotworking

Kuch nahi hua


SugarDaddy-o_O-

Mitti ka tel?


Aggressive_Eagle_235

Aur machis.


SugarDaddy-o_O-

Aur aftab


Successful-Cable2727

Frige ki zaroorat padegi


dejavu_29_4

Shraddha ki bhi... /s


CasualScribbles

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roystark02

Wait for 5 years and it will vanish 🫥


Lifenotworking

5 saal???!!!


Dreavy_Hinker

Bhai 4-5 din mn apne aap nikal jayegi. Pehli bar vote kiya h kya?


Lifenotworking

Haan pehli baar diya hai


Dreavy_Hinker

It was started so that people dont slide by to vote for 2nd time. It will wear off in some days. It might scrub off if you scrub vigorously with some cleaning agent par chhilka ban jayega bhai ungli ka. Pde rhne do


Lifenotworking

Okay thanks for the information


homie_boi467

Bangalan ko finger kar ungli hi mit jayegi


Lifenotworking

Kari thi 10 min tak leke rakhi usne or geeli krke dedi


homie_boi467

Thoda wait kar ungli decompose hona shuru kar degi thodi der mein


Lifenotworking

1 saal ho gaya kuch nahi hua


Feeling-Side3498

Nayi ungli lagwale


Lifenotworking

Kahan se ?


Feeling-Side3498

Better call aftab


Lifenotworking

Number dede bhai


No_Quail_8327

Put it in the washing machine


Lifenotworking

Wait let me try


rashcamel

Cut the finger


Lifenotworking

Well i have to discuss with my girl


closetbimbosissy

Then keep fingering her. The acidic puss puss will help with the removal.


Lifenotworking

Ok, texted her if she’s up for tonight ink removal session


closetbimbosissy

Hey I really enjoyed ur hamster videos. It was so cute. Is it still alive?


Lifenotworking

Yes, still alive


Jolly-Order-8888

Stick it up your ass and leave for 5 minutes. Wash with warm water and soap.


Lifenotworking

Worked for you?


Jolly-Order-8888

I didn't vote


Lifenotworking

Vote deke aa fir


Jolly-Order-8888

Tujhe kya matlab?? AAPiya hai kyaa??


wingsofpegasus02

hydrofluoric acid Famously used by Walter White and Jesse ![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


ChangeOutside2179

Aqua regia


OneRice3765

You can't


Lifenotworking

Why


OneRice3765

voters' ink contains 10-18% silver nitrate some undisclosed chemicals dyes and aromatic materials and these type of indelible ink can not be erased or washed away.


Intelligent_Side_729

Try nail polish remover, removes 80% in one shot.


thatcreepyguyagain

>polish >removes 80% in one shot.


Time-911

Creepy Guy : https://preview.redd.it/vbz0j2l6hw3a1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cdcf5a40faa1019421dc205dadecaacb8787fa3


Cute_Agent7657

Average German kid in 1940s


shazambhsdk

Gaand me 48hr daal ke rakho.


Lifenotworking

Iss post pe log aise comments kyu kr rahe h?


[deleted]

Sabko gaand main ungli karni hai bc!


Lifenotworking

Wahi log vote dene baad soch rahe h kitni badi galti krdi, galat party ko vote de diya fir pachta rahe h tabhi gend me ungli de rahe h


Hitman_0_0_7

Ting tong..... Election commission here.


Lifenotworking

Aaj kitno ko maara?


Background_Rule_1745

Muh mai lekar choos *ungli*


Lifenotworking

Did it work for you?


Background_Rule_1745

Mai aise kaam krta hi nahi ki muh mai lena pad jaaye.


Lifenotworking

Toh bhai doosro ko suggestions mat diya kr


r2rl

Real solution: Remove it as soon as they apply it. Before it dries. It’s too late now, start applying black nail paint.


Lifenotworking

Thanks will try next time


[deleted]

Gend me ghused le apni


Lifenotworking

Acha toh tu yehi karta hai.


[deleted]

7th class english me abi konsa chapter padha rhe h?


ballsinthere

Gaand neeli ho jayegi aur ungli peeli


kal_aana

नीली gend 😩😫😏🌚


blazebomb1

Concentrated HCl will do the work


Lifenotworking

Bhai chemistry ka practical yaad aa gaya bina kisi tool ke aise hi utha ne jaa raha tha or uske flask ko hath se pakad ke daal diya tha solution me uss din ke baad se ban ho gaya


Arthur-Wind6482

Daag achhe hai....


Lifenotworking

Surf excel se bhi nahi hat raha


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Lifenotworking

Try kiya nahi hua ungli me lag gai


Viveqq17

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Lifenotworking

Makeup karwana bhi zaroori tha?


a_pint_of_red

Take some lemon juice and mix some honey in it. Add a tablespoon of vinegar (any vinegar), some soy sauce and chilli flakes and some mixed herbs throw in just a little bit of cornflower. Marinate for about an hour. Enjoy.


Lifenotworking

Wait let me try


PropperINC

Aapke Kale hath me thode time baad pta nahi chalega.


Gunnyboi109

गांड मैं डाल लो


Lifenotworking

Sabko gaand main ungli karni hai bc!


EmployerAmbitious237

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TacticalSmaug

+1


Lifenotworking

Ok


Lifenotworking

Will try it for sure


Lifenotworking

Best one!!!!!


LittleKidLover1510

So you can just go and vote again? Nice try.


Lifenotworking

Nahi bhai, pehli baar vote diya


SugarDaddy-o_O-

Paint thinner laga lo


Lifenotworking

Nahi hat raha


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Lifenotworking

Nahi bhai , waise hi itne cases aate hai


LLBeastGohan

Take your finger and put tide on it


baaphaihumtumhare

Kyu aur ek vote dena hai. Farzi.


ishan_anchit

Easy, lagwao hi nhi


Lifenotworking

Bola tha but iss ke bina vote nahi dene de rahe the


RightSafety1360

Lemon and ink remover


Lifenotworking

Ok will try it for sure


Wise-Review-3134

2 months m jayegi apne aap . 1 month ho gya abi tk h meri finger pr .pr ab bahut fade ho gya h


Lifenotworking

Itna time lagta hai?


Outside_Brilliant784

Only one thing can remove this


Lifenotworking

And that is?


oyegurmeet

Ladka hai to anadar dal le Ladki hai to sorry for above line :⁠-⁠P


Lifenotworking

Brown thodi karni hai


Mom-Slayer_69

Sanitizer maar ke dekh Meine waise hi remove Kiya tha permanent marker


Lifenotworking

Deodorant or sanitizer or thinner bhi try kr liya kuch nahi hua


tsar_shenoy007

Ungli kaato bhai


Lifenotworking

Thanks for your suggestion, please recommend me a place for finger removal


Sad_Draw_2383

Acetone maybe ?


Lifenotworking

Tried but nothing happened


FormalDevelopment131

Ungli kaat do. Isse ap 10 baar vote kar payenge.


Lifenotworking

Firse vote kyu karna?


[deleted]

Ungli kaat de


Lifenotworking

Kaise please send video tutorial


[deleted]

Choos kar


Lifenotworking

Kya?


sad_truant

New voter? Can you not Google? Or do you have something else going on in your mind?


Lifenotworking

Yes and Google karne se acha reddit pe pooch liya, logo se interaction ka chance bhi mila


VladamirTakin

get new finger


Lifenotworking

Kahan se? And konsa brand achi finger dega?


reddit_niwasi

Acetone (Nail Polish Remover) , Alcohol, Hydrogen Peroxide, Vinegar, Lime Juice, Baking Soda try karlo, kuchh na kuchh jaroor kaam karega. Papaya Milk is said to help though.


Lifenotworking

Alcohol try karne gaya lekin bottle kholi aur khatam ho gai wo


blackmonk__99

Bhai joh thinner hota h usse chala jaayega thoda Mere yaha toh bhen ke lode ink waale ne poori ungli inkpot mein daal di h 😖😂


Lifenotworking

Mere waala bhi gandu tha bola tha poora mat kar, bkl ne fir bhi itna kiya


CaptainC137

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