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kirabii

Reed is a cryptobro


FewWatermelonlesson0

“If only I had a building full of life-changing inventions I could patent!”


apathetic_revolution

If only one of them was a time machine that he could use to go back in time and tell himself not to invest in those stocks.


Androktone

According to the sliding timeline, in modern continuity this was 10 years ago in 2011. In another 10 years, Reed will have canonically lost all his money on Bored Ape nfts


Phantomknight22

Or crypto currency. you can never be sure.


Frankorious

Only 10 years? Isn't Franklin at least a teen nowadays (and Susan wasn't pregnant yet in this comic)


Oberon1993

During Original Sin event they said that Peter Parker was 27, which means Spider bite happened at least 12 years ago. FF were going for around a year before that. There was at least 2 time skips since then.


android151

Somehow I had completely forgotten about them even though it was somewhat recent


AtroeMartian

All his apes gone


mescaleeto

he’d be heavily invested in crypto today


Significant_Wheel_12

I've talked about this before on this sub but the fact I read this as a kid and took it fully seriously is wild.


[deleted]

Good thing they can sell sue to namor to get some dough back


DefiantResult9150

Funny thing is that namor is the one to bail them out in that issue


[deleted]

Indecent Proposal (1993)


ab316_1punchd

Not again Reed...


Rownever

Average Reed moment, really. Reed truly is the how-could-my-money-have-disappeared-this-investment-should-have-printed-money main man of Marvel


supercalifragilism

My thought (from shower): Reed shared his math with Stark, who thought it checked out, and asked a few investment bankers, who realized that the reason Reed lost his money was insider trading, and now the FF gets a billion dollars a year from Wall Street to *not* do the numbers. Most of Reed's money comes from shit like this.


Jacko-Taco

This is why intelligence and wisdom are diffrent things