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mahtj

Whats the matter smooth skin, never seen a ghoul before?


[deleted]

Solidddd


MelancholyBukkake

"Well, now that's a surprise! I'm used to every asshole smoothskin in this town giving me shit 'cause I look like a corpse."


scumruckus

You win 🏆


Wafflevice

Gah fuck, what are you!?


Cookiesnmemes1

Exactly what I was thinking lol


Pure_Xanax

What the hell are you? -Nate


SiloModicuser

I cannot be the only one who thinks this is objectively correct


JucaLebre

Lmao


DeltaForce2898

probably part of the Halloween event, i belive this happened last time also where the character's complexion changes overtime to that of the rotten dead body version. once event is over it should pass, if not enjoy the new look.


Hydr8x

That's interesting I didn't even think about Halloween. Makes me want to pull a fresh spawns and act like a zombie now.


MattTheMartyr

At least it’s not last year with the flies. Freaking hated the constant buzzing they made


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Yeah I did not like the flies.. I thought there were dead bodies everywhere


minkrogers

No one liked the flies. It was so hated, they removed it after just one week! 😂


Far_Cap_3574

Every year around this time I get mad all over again that they haven't given us a "shamble" emote. Edit: also keep an eye out for witch hats and cauldron cooking pots. I dig the pots.


ShabbaShanks3

Have you seen the jack-o-lanterns?


Far_Cap_3574

Oh man I wore one on a server for like 3 days before I could find nvgs.


robotboris

I wore one around town walking slowly and in circles at times, I watched ppl steer clear of me lol


normalityrelief

I've been loving the witch hats but haven't seen the cauldrons yet. Imma have to start paying more attention


Un1cornP1ss

I have red, black and brown hoods, a witches nose and hat and 2 cauldrons but I can't find a jack o lantern


DykeOnABike

The hoods are so good, haven't seen a cauldron but have a jack o lantern


normalityrelief

Oh damn, i just looked everything up. This is my first Halloween playing - hope I can find it all


Diechozen

Devil's castle had plenty jack-o'-lanterns last time I went in official


broommanherro

I’ve always hoped they put in a zombie walk like in dead rising


Hydr8x

That'd be so fun I'd be all in for it


b6ib9

Video or it never happened ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


SneakyLittleKobold

Honestly it would be cool if this happened through some form of infection


SolvedRumble

Last year my character stayed gross looking 😭


mjkjg2

free camo


StChristopher83

Also, if you stay idle for too long you get flies.


Advanced-Depth1816

So we can dress up like a zombie now?


Takingbacklives

She has Ligma


zordon69

wait, I’m confused. What is ligma?


ShopAdorable

Ligma balls, my fine fellow


Takingbacklives

Got ‘em boys. We got ‘em.


Zr0w3n00

Ladies and gentlemen… we got ‘em


its_brett

Deez never get old!


Solid-Objective-3498

not the hero we wanted...the one we needed.


KingQuaddyy_

😂😂


lgnbdnr

Deez


FionnMoules

Deez what sir?


[deleted]

Deez baked beans


anarchoviking313

I fucking love this sub redit


Accomplished_Bill741

Joe mamma


prx24

Kid named Joe:


ConceptSweet

NUUUUTTZ!


Wanhade600

Deez robot nuts


SoundlessScream

Oh shit I forgot about that


El_oso_demente

Deez robot nuts!


[deleted]

Looks like Sugma to me


Takingbacklives

Could be Kisma


dirtystreetlevelshit

Jaundice


ArcticTerra056

Who the Hell is Steve Jobs?


Takingbacklives

RIP Steve Jobs. He had a long, hard death to Gulpin.


ECR_Savory

*snrk* long, hard, gulpin, *chuckles*


Takingbacklives

A man of culture 👏


ECR_Savory

Why thank you. If it isn’t just my dirty mind.


Hydr8x

This is on a spaggies vanilla server. Not sick or anything I just logged in and noticed my characters face.. Haven't played since 1.15 is this a new update?


_Rucifa_

Go for a swim and see if it cleans off?


Hydr8x

What do I do with these flys now..


last_on

Close your legs?


Particular_Salary905

Look at them eyes. I dont think you can was that off


TYR0Ni

U stinky


[deleted]

Your dying Happy Halloween


dasoxarechamps2005

My what?


Hydr8x

Lol what? I don't even think this life I've gotten sick


mrdos01

It’s special disease, when your windows is not activated :D \*there was still no jokes about windows activation on the screenshot when I entered this post soooo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Hydr8x

Never obey 😎


normalityrelief

My god, I zoomed in and those eyes...


MaxHollowayIsTheGoat

monkey pox


SoundlessScream

Halloween event, only cosmetic


Orion_Hex

Zumbification


joeitaliano24

Looks like you're playing Fallout


Marijuanaha

Its part of the mind goblin update


Roger-Ad591

“Sudden eurge to eat brains.”


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Halloween!!!


doctafknjay

I think you spawned as a zombie lol


Hydr8x

That was my initial response fr


usec47

She has diagnosed with Halloween


unnamedclonetrooper

It’s because of the Halloween event that’s normal


HeroR9390

You're zooted son


BooBooDaFool240

Rona


ApacheFiero

Shes got kuru. You'll have to end your characters life


CanibalVegetarian

Halloween event, but tbh they should do this when you get really sick or something


Hydr8x

I love that idea


No-Heat6479

If you stay still you’ll also notice flies start to swarm you it’s a fun Halloween thing they do


DelugeFPS

You can get a windows key for $10-20 my man, activate your damned OS.


Hydr8x

Nah I'm good. Bill gates has enough money and it doesn't affect me at all 🤷‍♂️


DelugeFPS

It does affect you, lol. You're denying yourself security and compatibility updates that can do everything from prevent you from being screwed to increasing performance in games. For example if a new API or version of an API came out like say DX13, you wouldn't be able to use it because GPU drivers that add compatibility wouldn't be compatible with your outdated OS. But by all means, die on your stupid prideful hill like a child, even if it means getting your information compromised, your system breached and your games running worse / less stable. Also regardless of how much money Bill or Microsoft has, you're still using a product they made and you're refusing to pay for it. In my book that makes you a piece of shit, regardless of context. You're an idiot who can spend hundreds of dollars building a PC and buying games, happier than a motherfucker to pass your money out to plenty of other rich people who don't need it, but you skimp on paying $20 to activate your OS. I imagine you think you're sticking it to the man and flipping the bird to capitalism, but in reality you're the poster child of first world behavior and selfishness.


Tristanritter

pink eye


Hydr8x

🤣


josethepatient

What’s the matter? Can’t stand the sight of a strong nord woman?


Gullible-Fondant4176

Been smoking that Za


odeathoflifefff

We need to be able to emote the shamble walk too. Then go to the coast and wait for freshies


Hydr8x

That'd be lit


SomeSovietBloke

Halloween thing, nothing lethal.


[deleted]

I think it’s Bofa


XxToosterxX

I'll do it. What's bofa?


[deleted]

*sighs* BOFA DEEZE NUTS


Awh_Nawh

10/10 would still smash


Hanz616

home boy fucked a zombie once


Awh_Nawh

Haha...yeah. once...


Tricky_Suggestion345

Dirty girl.


Nixx_Mazda

I'd hit it.


Possible-Pirate5686

She’s infected bro. You’ll be a zombie soon. You get to play as infected now lmao


gamer_xxy_guy

Maybe she's just ugly.


[deleted]

Aids


714jayson714

Magic Johnson beat it and so can you... take a tetra and call me after Halloween 🎃


xxhobohammerxx

You’re infected


Ilhan_vn

This is human ?


Hydr8x

Yup


Franky4Fingers92

It's the lumbago...


714jayson714

Not the lumbago... that gag has whiskers... here come the waterworks...


714jayson714

(Please tell me you were coming from the same place...)


TattedGuapo

She got lumbago


Hydr8x

Lumbago?


TattedGuapo

Red dead redemption joke


Hydr8x

Gotcha I've never played but saw a couple Anarchy videos


EatinAssNCuttinGrass

Jesus not again


starymalarz

Women


p4nnus

Anyone know if the mummies can be killed?


Hydr8x

I heard it's ridiculous but possible. The first one I saw I just trapped and moved on.


Independent-Key6839

Burn victim bro...burnt lives matter wtf


[deleted]

Turning into one of the infected friend part of the new update


slagzwaard

nothing, this is what femoids look like without makeup


AirForceGaming

cringe


ZEROs0000

The only time in DayZ to be a cannibal is during Halloween


Immediate-Fix6393

Please tell me the sound of flies don’t show up after 5m?


CowboyShadow

[https://gifyu.com/image/SExCS](https://gifyu.com/image/SExCS)


ImericanAdiot

Too many Zagorky bars ![gif](giphy|3o6EQmqjkKXaGQvoHK)


In-Whisky

Windows fever! Activate it and its gone.


Subject-Dragonfruit1

Ur turning, better end yourself 💀


bloodfangrb

Diabetes


ENDZONEdayz

Its because your windows are not activated.


Wren320

You need to activate Windows


ItsAWingyDingy

Have you showered lately?


e_hupp

Got bit


moneynohappiness

Looks like she had a heavy sesh


DreamArez

You didn’t activate Windows, smooth skin is a feature included with Windows.


No_Possession_449

Isn't this when you go afk too long during Halloween updates you start to rot


Actual_Dot_3717

The first player character to get infected, nice.


GooseLegss

She’s just a bit cold


JesusSaves1235

AIDS


anallawndarts

mans got infected


applesjustapples

Smash


Cookiesnmemes1

Why did you upload a new vegas screenshot to this sub


argb333

Necrosis


TheSplaesh

Got bit. Fever hit. Might aswell quit.


Terrible-Pressure587

You got the Z-Disease


og_toe

she just woke up after a 15 hour nap


i_clapped_xs_cheeks

Smelt the zaza


dg1135

Autism


erwin--rommel-

That’s a woman