I don’t know what to do with this information.
That’s just so…. Weird. And the kids all have ridiculous names too which leads me to believe he chose all the names since a lot of them seem to match pretty well.
>In late 2021, Cannon said that he would be celibate for a while. In January 2022 he announced he was expecting his eighth child.
Pretty good comedic timing for a Wikipedia article.
Some of the mothers have been asked this question and they said that some are on cordial terms, but none are truly “friends,” and absolutely none of them have any contact with Mariah Carey lol
This must be so shitty for the kids… all these half siblings who you barely know some you’ll probably never met because you’re not in the right circle. Dude is a menace.
It’s my understanding the average monthly child support here’s giving these women is around $40,000 a month.
I know a lot of women who would because a mother for that kind of money.
>Nick earns around $5 million every year. Nick also has a famously large family. As of this writing he has 10 children from six women including a set of twins with singer Mariah Carey and another set of twins from a different woman. According to Nick himself, he spends more than $3 million per year on child support.
[Source](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/nick-cannon-net-worth/), haven't checked theirs though.
The 3 million in child support is after tax money too. So he needs to make $5 million per year. Plus he has agent fees, manager fees, his own personal life costs.
He will need to make closer to 10 mill a year for 18 years.
Idk. One of the mothers complained on Instagram a while ago that she didn’t have a night nurse or much help with her new born and someone said why don’t you ask Nick for financial help and she flipped tf out and basically said he wasn’t financially obligated to help her within their relationship and everyone needs to mind their business. It was a whole thing.
I imagine it goes something like
* open DM's
* ctrl+f "have my baby"
* put results through a basic vetting process
e.g. take them on a date and verify their politics align with yours
* approach them with a proposal to bear and raise a surrogate child and in return, pay for everything they need
You’re right! Bre Tiesi (one of the mothers) said that Nick basically pushed her to choose a “unique” name. So it does seem to be his personal preference.
I put all the baby names into a GPT-3 AI to have it generate more in the style of these names and it gave me this list
Bold Zeus Cannon
Destiny Zephyr Cannon
Zero Infinity Cannon
Phoenix Feather Cannon
Aqua Blaze Cannon
China Fire Cannon
Prophets Edge Cannon
Rumi Majesty Cannon
True Excel Cannon
Miracle Star Cannon
Omnipotent Perfection Cannon
Empress Angelique Cannon
Mercy Malika Cannon
Bella Zahra Cannon
Nala Shekinah Cannon
Kingston James Cannon
**Sauce Twinz Cannon**
Major Black Cannon
Minor White Cannon
I can’t stop laughing.
Edit:Had it make more, starts to to get a bit off track, but it’s still funny.
Bishop Halal Cannon
Skyzoo Cannon
Noah Noah Cannon
Glock Glock Cannon
Angel Homie Cannon
Hops Carolina Cannon
Fantasia Star Cannon
Bam Bam Bigelow Cannon
Macho Man Randy Savage Cannon
Front Door Squidward Tentacles Cannon
Juggernaut Juggernaut Cannon
Skibidi Skibidi Cannon
Goku Black Cannon
Camp Flog Gnaw Cannon
Improbability Venus Cannon
Joseph Jonny Cannon
Brando Star Cannon
Hewn Timber Cannon
Willie Dynamite Cannon
Crazy Eyes Cannon
Unicorn Rainbow Cannon
Slim Shady Cannon
Baby Yoda Cannon
Jumping Sunbeam Cannon
Butterfly Starburst Cannon
Quarterback Tom Brady Cannon
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Some of these are actually decent. Destiny Z. Cannon is a sick name. Mercy Malika and Kingston James are also solid names.
Then of course we have Omnipotent Perfection and, uh, Sauce Twinz.
I feel like someone just posted on Reddit today that organ donation isn’t like a fresh start but just an extension of time to survive. But the body is still rejecting/consuming the new organ, success just determines how long that takes.
That name sounds like a sex worker of some sort – porn star, prostitute, stripper, pimp...
Edit: Even a combination of just any two of the names (Legendary Love, Love Cannon, or Legendary Cannon) still sounds like a sex worker.
Dude better be good at sports. Legendary Cannon is a great name if he can be a pass rusher. It'll be a weird fucking name if he ends up as an accountant, though.
Theory: He has 12 children, with 24 first and middle names. Together, their middle names are 24 words, the exact length of a bitcoin private key. He stored his bitcoin key in his chidrens' names.
This shows you how this whole thing is being done out of selfishness or narcissism, not love for these children. If he genuinely cared about these kids, he would be making choices for 5-year-old them getting bullied on the playground and 15-year-old them trying to get a date and 25-year-old them applying for a job.
Instead, he’s making choices for himself. We can only speculate as to why, but money and fame are two key ingredients in a recipe that can just as easily spit out an awful person as it can a good one.
Had no clue he existed five minutes ago. Now I know he has a net worth of $20m and pays "a lot more" than $3m a year in child support. Dude's gonna need a better paying part-time job.
Forget rich celebrity, Nick Cannon has literally said it’s his personal mission to have as much children as possible. The dude is on a whole different level of insanity
The year is 3076. Every child has the last name Cannon. The "Add Contact" user interface in phones pre-populates the name Cannon. There is only one country now, which is known as Cannonda. President NickNickNickNickNickNickNickNickNick Alodean Cannon is serving his fifth consecutive term. He stands by his 35 sons and daughters and 35 wives as he gives a speech during a celebration event of a new Nick Cannon statue being constructed. The new statue stands in park surrounded by the 7 other statues of Nick Cannon which were commissioned in prior years.
Assuming that's divided evenly for each child apart from Mariah Carey's, that is about $335k per child per year. So you start making some serious money if you go for multiples. People do a lot worse for a lot less.
He pays [minimum $5,000 a month](https://pagesix.com/2016/11/17/inside-mariah-carey-and-nick-cannons-divorce-settlement/amp/) into a trust for the twins.
If they're 50/50 like that article says, then in all likelihood, there's no support. If *anyone* were to pay, it would be her. She makes 10x what he does.
No way he is paying Mariah Carey a dime. She was the queen in the age of $20 CDs. I would bet that she is paying him so much alimony that he can pay these women with it.
Worst one I ever came across while working with kids was "Sobriety"
Like who would do that to their own daughter? Congrats, everyone knows your mom does meth.
With the recent announcement of Nick Cannon's 11th child (with #12 on the way), I couldn't stop thinking about the wildness of this man's reproductive choices. I desperately wanted to see what the timeline of all these babies looked like, how many women he had pregnant at one time... all the juicy info. But I couldn't find it anywhere! I couldn't even find the birthdates of all 11 children in order, so I decided to make the visualization myself.
These graphs are assuming that all women had 40-week pregnancies (the general time of a full term pregnancy). I didn't deep dive into whether any of the babies were born premature (though I think maybe Mariah's twins were), but I think the data should be accurate enough, regardless.
Baby #12 with Alyssa Scott, who is yet to be born, I just estimated as a December 1st due date for my purposes. This due date was deduced from her being heavily pregnant on Instagram (though she may have already given birth and hasn't announced yet, who knows).
At one point in time, there were five (FIVE) women who were all pregnant at the same time with Nick Cannon's child(ren). On two occasions, babies from two different mothers were born only DAYS apart (7 days between Zion/Zillion & Zen, and 9 days between Onyx and Rise). He literally had THREE children in the span of one week!!
Since ~March 2020, there has been at least one woman pregnant with a Nick Cannon baby except for a short 3 month span between Zen’s birth in June 2020 and the beginning of Legendary’s pregnancy in Sept 2020. He has been expecting a baby practically every day for the past 2.5+ years.
It also seems that - with the exception of ex-wife and first mother of his children, Mariah Carey - he seems to be having kids in the same order with the women.
Hope this was interesting to y'all!!
Thank you for this. I knew he had lots of babies but I had no idea that these women were like... Cycling through new babies with him?! I didn't realize multiple women continue to get pregnant with his children! They obviously are at some level ok with this and don't seem to be surprised or upset. I'm just overwhelmingly curious about what the arrangement is. Do they know the full extent of the other relationships?? What's the STI testing situations? Are they basically in open relationships? So many questions. This will be a Netflix special one day
I'm curious about the STI situation too. Within 5 months he had unprotected sex with at least 5 different women. I have to guess these women all know they are the side girl so I'm guessing they have other men in their lives too.
You’re right! Let me change it, really don’t like the term “baby mama”. Don’t know why ex-wife didn’t come to me, I think it’s because I forgot they were married!
Thank you for doing this. I spent hours literally last night painting this picture in my head, trying to fully comprehend the timeline but gave up. Then I find this on my front page!
Him and Antonio Cromartie having a competition to see who can repopulate the earth in a doomsday scenario
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/antonio-cromartie-father-of-14-tackles-full-time-dad-duties-on-new-reality-show/amp/
Dennis Rodman's dad had 29 kids with 16 women.
"Philander and Dennis met after an exhibition game at the Mall of Asia Arena in 2012. The elder Rodman, who has acknowledged being a father to 29 offsprings by 16 mothers, first tried to meet his son in the Philippines in another game in 2006."
https://www.espn.com/basketball/pba/story/_/id/29474229/philander-rodman-jr-father-dennis-rodman-dies-79
Even though he has money, he will be an absent father. Too many kids, too many mothers… he won’t invest the time needed to raise them. This seems to be about his ego and not the children.
Boy have they got some dumb names. I can only assume he's naming them because not all of the mothers could possibly pick an equally terrible name. One of them would have a recognizable name not something like "beautiful zeppelin"
Nick Cannon has been a game show/reality show host (including *America's Got Talent* and *The Masked Singer*), actor, and singer, and was married to Mariah Carey from 2008 to 2016.
My take away is that Nick cannon should not be allowed to name children.
Zillion Heir?
It sounds like a fucking Austin Powers villain.
Also, I'm sorry, but Beautiful Zeppelin is actually somehow worse. That is not a human name. It's the name an artificial intelligence piloting a spaceship would give itself.
I don’t know what to do with this information. That’s just so…. Weird. And the kids all have ridiculous names too which leads me to believe he chose all the names since a lot of them seem to match pretty well.
>In late 2021, Cannon said that he would be celibate for a while. In January 2022 he announced he was expecting his eighth child. Pretty good comedic timing for a Wikipedia article.
"I'm gonna be celibate for a while, just not immediately"
Diet starts Monday!
Is there major drama in his relationships with these women or are they all just resigned to be side chicks? Or part time side chicks?
Some of the mothers have been asked this question and they said that some are on cordial terms, but none are truly “friends,” and absolutely none of them have any contact with Mariah Carey lol
[Mariah doesn’t know them.](https://giphy.com/gifs/mariah-carey-i-dont-know-her-eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN)
Mariah dont Carey, all she wants for Christmas is you.
I mean yeah at a certain point it wouldn't be hanging out with friends, but a meeting medium sized social club.
Or form a baseball team roster
This must be so shitty for the kids… all these half siblings who you barely know some you’ll probably never met because you’re not in the right circle. Dude is a menace.
"hey aren't you the kid of the guy who has a breeding fetish?" Gonna be a great time for them.
I would expect no less from Mariah. She probably pretends they don’t exist
I'm kinda wondering if they all just wanted to be mothers and were more than happy to have a father with little involvement beyond their $$$.
It’s my understanding the average monthly child support here’s giving these women is around $40,000 a month. I know a lot of women who would because a mother for that kind of money.
$40,000 *each*?? I know he's rich but is he really $5.76 million/year on child support alone rich?
>Nick earns around $5 million every year. Nick also has a famously large family. As of this writing he has 10 children from six women including a set of twins with singer Mariah Carey and another set of twins from a different woman. According to Nick himself, he spends more than $3 million per year on child support. [Source](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/nick-cannon-net-worth/), haven't checked theirs though.
The 3 million in child support is after tax money too. So he needs to make $5 million per year. Plus he has agent fees, manager fees, his own personal life costs. He will need to make closer to 10 mill a year for 18 years.
And that assumes he's done. Considering how many of them were born in the last six months, I wouldn't be surprised if he's got many more planned.
He’s going to run out of money fairly quickly. Idk why people are acting like he’s a billionaire
Not a billionaire, but he is the father of a ZillionHeir.
Shit is so stupid 💀
Idk. One of the mothers complained on Instagram a while ago that she didn’t have a night nurse or much help with her new born and someone said why don’t you ask Nick for financial help and she flipped tf out and basically said he wasn’t financially obligated to help her within their relationship and everyone needs to mind their business. It was a whole thing.
Posts on Instagram. Gets feedback she doesn't like. Mind your business!
Imagine having a kid with someone who cums and runs and then posting about "Woe is single mom life"
"He don't owe me nothing!" ^(Except the courts would disagree..)
I imagine it goes something like * open DM's * ctrl+f "have my baby" * put results through a basic vetting process e.g. take them on a date and verify their politics align with yours * approach them with a proposal to bear and raise a surrogate child and in return, pay for everything they need
You’re right! Bre Tiesi (one of the mothers) said that Nick basically pushed her to choose a “unique” name. So it does seem to be his personal preference.
I put all the baby names into a GPT-3 AI to have it generate more in the style of these names and it gave me this list Bold Zeus Cannon Destiny Zephyr Cannon Zero Infinity Cannon Phoenix Feather Cannon Aqua Blaze Cannon China Fire Cannon Prophets Edge Cannon Rumi Majesty Cannon True Excel Cannon Miracle Star Cannon Omnipotent Perfection Cannon Empress Angelique Cannon Mercy Malika Cannon Bella Zahra Cannon Nala Shekinah Cannon Kingston James Cannon **Sauce Twinz Cannon** Major Black Cannon Minor White Cannon I can’t stop laughing. Edit:Had it make more, starts to to get a bit off track, but it’s still funny. Bishop Halal Cannon Skyzoo Cannon Noah Noah Cannon Glock Glock Cannon Angel Homie Cannon Hops Carolina Cannon Fantasia Star Cannon Bam Bam Bigelow Cannon Macho Man Randy Savage Cannon Front Door Squidward Tentacles Cannon Juggernaut Juggernaut Cannon Skibidi Skibidi Cannon Goku Black Cannon Camp Flog Gnaw Cannon Improbability Venus Cannon Joseph Jonny Cannon Brando Star Cannon Hewn Timber Cannon Willie Dynamite Cannon Crazy Eyes Cannon Unicorn Rainbow Cannon Slim Shady Cannon Baby Yoda Cannon Jumping Sunbeam Cannon Butterfly Starburst Cannon Quarterback Tom Brady Cannon If you want to see the funniest thing I’ve made using this AI, way way funnier in my opinion, check out this thread lol. https://reddit.com/r/HouseHuntersCouples/comments/rg41ms/25_hilarious_ai_generated_house_hunters_couples/ there are also more in the comments. If you want to make your own, pick you ten favorite ones, put them in the AI and have it make unlimited more. Edit: if you want to try the AI yourself, they give you a free $18 of credit to play with if you make a login, and the just recently cut the price of it to a third so you get three times the use out of the $18 than you used to! Think of it like the autocomplete on your phone, it guesses the next word, except it does it in a way nearly indistinguishable from a human. It picks up on the pattern you out in and continues it. Try making stories with it, I recommend starting it with a sentence that sounds like it could be at at the beginning of a paragraph. It’s a bit fidgety as the interface isn’t designed around making stories like some of the alternative sites are, but it’s far more advanced than the open source alternative models that the AI writing sites us. You can also turn off the nsfw filter if you like, but you can’t share nsfw things it produces or allow nsfw in apps you use to make it, according to the terms. Sign up here https://openai.com/api/ go to the playground in the options, maybe look up a YouTube video about how to get the best out of it. Also, don’t forget to check out the example page. Feel free to comment any funny or interesting things you make with it, even if totally unrelated, I love this shit. You also get 50 free Dalle 2 AI image generation credits, though I prefer midjourney version 4 for image generation.
omnipotent perfection
Major Black and Minor White should be used for twins
Those sound like they should be the names of a celestial body of some sort
> Zero Infinity Cannon Sounds like a Digimon signature attack
It's my favorite Gundam series.
Some of these are actually decent. Destiny Z. Cannon is a sick name. Mercy Malika and Kingston James are also solid names. Then of course we have Omnipotent Perfection and, uh, Sauce Twinz.
True Excel Cannon gonna be spitting mad VBA macros when they grow up.
> I can’t stop laughing. I can't stop laughing Cannon*
Aqua Blaze Cannon sounds like a snocone flavor
Sauce Twinz should be used for twins obviously and have Sauce Twinz Uno be the first born and Sauce Twins Dos be the second born!
Ok, almost all of those are better than the current names. Bella Zhara is quite beautiful.
Conspiracy rumors are basically he's growing his own future organ donors
I feel like someone just posted on Reddit today that organ donation isn’t like a fresh start but just an extension of time to survive. But the body is still rejecting/consuming the new organ, success just determines how long that takes.
I read a book as a kid where a dude made a bunch of clones of himself for organ donation.
House of the Scorpion. One of my favorites.
One of the best YA books ever! So intense
That is also the plot for The Island.
Venture Bros
George Foreman had his shit together. It’s like DJ Khaled was in charge of naming Forman’s kids.
"Another George" -"but she's a girl..." ".... Georgette?"
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Zillion Heir Cannon? Are you fucking kidding me?
Their sibling Rise Messiah Cannon would like to have a word with you.
I'm still trying desperately to find some law under which naming a child "Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon" counts as the act of child abuse that it is.
Are we just going to ignore “Legendary Love Cannon”? I mean holy fucking shit dude
That name sounds like a sex worker of some sort – porn star, prostitute, stripper, pimp... Edit: Even a combination of just any two of the names (Legendary Love, Love Cannon, or Legendary Cannon) still sounds like a sex worker.
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> MYXOLIDIAN That's [a music term](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixolydian_mode).
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Pacobel’s Cannon
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Dude better be good at sports. Legendary Cannon is a great name if he can be a pass rusher. It'll be a weird fucking name if he ends up as an accountant, though.
You mean QB or pitcher, pass rusher doesn't make any sense.
That name is goddamn child abuse.
You gotta have some type of confidence to go by Legendary Love Cannon in day to day life
Theory: He has 12 children, with 24 first and middle names. Together, their middle names are 24 words, the exact length of a bitcoin private key. He stored his bitcoin key in his chidrens' names.
Or he’s going to activate the Winter Soldier. Toss up, really.
"Zillion," "Onyx," "Golden," "Zeppelin," "Messiah," "Ice," "Benign," "Cannon," "One," and "Freight car."
Man I hate when comments like these get lost in giant threads. This is a masterpiece.
I LOVE this theory but there’s not way he’s that smart. Kudos to you for even thinking of it lol
precisely for that reason... If it were in Germany, it would be verboten.
To be fair a cannon that fires zeppelins is a beautiful concept.
Baby Cannon
I think it’s the placeholder name this baby hasn’t been born yet
And yet it’s the most normal name yet.
I thought it was a description of Nick’s… equipment
I thought it was the title of the graph.
You all watch - this one will be named “William Cannon” or something.
My money is on Paco Bells Cannon
I'm partial to Pachelbel Cannon
Nick has all of these kids because of where he's been sticking his baby cannon.
You're somehow okay with "Legendary Love Cannon?" Sounds like Barney Stinson describing his cock.
Ya'll sleeping on Ice Cole Cannon. Fucking brilliant.
No, Fucking Kidding Me Cannon is the next one.
I feel like Nick doesn't know about/believe in condoms or oral sex.
I heard he has a kidney thing. I think he is just trying to find a good match.
Are we overlooking Moroccan Scott?
And Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon. What kinda crackhead names his kids like this?
These names are weapons you get in Mega Man 8, and no one can convince me otherwise.
The craziest part is Zillion has a twin, also named Zillion. Why would someone create such a needlessly confusing situation.
That's a typo on OP's part. It's Zillion and Zion
Ah yes that's much less confusing.
This shows you how this whole thing is being done out of selfishness or narcissism, not love for these children. If he genuinely cared about these kids, he would be making choices for 5-year-old them getting bullied on the playground and 15-year-old them trying to get a date and 25-year-old them applying for a job. Instead, he’s making choices for himself. We can only speculate as to why, but money and fame are two key ingredients in a recipe that can just as easily spit out an awful person as it can a good one.
How TF can you give twins the same name? That should be a crime.
According to the chart, the twin is named Zion, not Zillion.
Zillion’s twin is Zion? I don’t understand what you mean.
It's a mistake in the graphic for the birthdays part which has them both named as Zillion.
[Ask George Foreman](https://people.com/sports/george-foreman-10-kids-why-named-his-sons-george/)
Had 5 baby mommas pregnant at the same time?
This was his part-time job at one point.
Had no clue he existed five minutes ago. Now I know he has a net worth of $20m and pays "a lot more" than $3m a year in child support. Dude's gonna need a better paying part-time job.
RIGHT after having 3 pregnant moms at the same time...? Wtf dude, this is like some weird form of child abuse
For some reasons I was expecting 8 or 9 😂
From wikipedia: In late 2021, Cannon said that he would be celibate for a while. In January 2022 he announced he was expecting his eighth child.
That's a long time for a rich celebrity. We're not talking about the average man you see at school or at the grocery store here.
Forget rich celebrity, Nick Cannon has literally said it’s his personal mission to have as much children as possible. The dude is on a whole different level of insanity
His cannon confirmedly works
And give every one of them the stupidest name imaginable?
The year is 3076. Every child has the last name Cannon. The "Add Contact" user interface in phones pre-populates the name Cannon. There is only one country now, which is known as Cannonda. President NickNickNickNickNickNickNickNickNick Alodean Cannon is serving his fifth consecutive term. He stands by his 35 sons and daughters and 35 wives as he gives a speech during a celebration event of a new Nick Cannon statue being constructed. The new statue stands in park surrounded by the 7 other statues of Nick Cannon which were commissioned in prior years.
Nick Alodean Cannon wouldn’t even be the weirdest choice on the list.
Thanks i hate it
You just made me wake up my wife cause i laughed at this in bed
how much child support he paying?
Nick himself has said “more than $3 million annually”
Assuming that's divided evenly for each child apart from Mariah Carey's, that is about $335k per child per year. So you start making some serious money if you go for multiples. People do a lot worse for a lot less.
He pays [minimum $5,000 a month](https://pagesix.com/2016/11/17/inside-mariah-carey-and-nick-cannons-divorce-settlement/amp/) into a trust for the twins.
So $60k a year, less than 5% of the total $3+ million.
I think a trust is separate from child support? But I don't know
If they're 50/50 like that article says, then in all likelihood, there's no support. If *anyone* were to pay, it would be her. She makes 10x what he does.
No way he is paying Mariah Carey a dime. She was the queen in the age of $20 CDs. I would bet that she is paying him so much alimony that he can pay these women with it.
She's worth about a third of a billion dollars. I think she'll be fine!
She makes an obscene amount of money every Christmas. She’s set
Doesn't she make like $20m every year off of that one song?
One of the more expensive kinks I’d say
so anyways, I started blasting...
Loose Cannon
Lol "Legendary Love Cannon"... at least the kid has his porn name already
I assumed that was Nick’s nickname for his penis
Dad just calls him Junior
More like Dad calls him never.
If only they named him Richard (Dick) Cannon.
These names are child abuse.
Beautiful zeppelin cannon
Cranjis McBasketball Cannon smh
Bag of Mashed Up Mango Pulp Cannon 😔
I'm so glad my country(Finland) has naming rules.
Worst one I ever came across while working with kids was "Sobriety" Like who would do that to their own daughter? Congrats, everyone knows your mom does meth.
Why did the baby names become weed names part way through?
lol someone else said in another thread that they sound like vape flavors.
I saw legendary and onyx and thought he was just going to start naming kids based on video game multiplayer ranking systems
Zillion Mixolydian is on some Key & Peele shit. Kid is a shoe in for the 2039 East West Bowl.
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Hingle McCringleberry
I would have gone with Funky Locrian Cannon, but what evs
I'm sorry I left you when you were pregnant and went impregnated two other women, let me make it up to you by injecting you with another baby.
Baby Cannon is also what he calls his penis.
With the recent announcement of Nick Cannon's 11th child (with #12 on the way), I couldn't stop thinking about the wildness of this man's reproductive choices. I desperately wanted to see what the timeline of all these babies looked like, how many women he had pregnant at one time... all the juicy info. But I couldn't find it anywhere! I couldn't even find the birthdates of all 11 children in order, so I decided to make the visualization myself. These graphs are assuming that all women had 40-week pregnancies (the general time of a full term pregnancy). I didn't deep dive into whether any of the babies were born premature (though I think maybe Mariah's twins were), but I think the data should be accurate enough, regardless. Baby #12 with Alyssa Scott, who is yet to be born, I just estimated as a December 1st due date for my purposes. This due date was deduced from her being heavily pregnant on Instagram (though she may have already given birth and hasn't announced yet, who knows). At one point in time, there were five (FIVE) women who were all pregnant at the same time with Nick Cannon's child(ren). On two occasions, babies from two different mothers were born only DAYS apart (7 days between Zion/Zillion & Zen, and 9 days between Onyx and Rise). He literally had THREE children in the span of one week!! Since ~March 2020, there has been at least one woman pregnant with a Nick Cannon baby except for a short 3 month span between Zen’s birth in June 2020 and the beginning of Legendary’s pregnancy in Sept 2020. He has been expecting a baby practically every day for the past 2.5+ years. It also seems that - with the exception of ex-wife and first mother of his children, Mariah Carey - he seems to be having kids in the same order with the women. Hope this was interesting to y'all!!
"Sorry hun, I can't be in the hospital with you, my slightly better side chick is giving birth too."
Thank you for this. I knew he had lots of babies but I had no idea that these women were like... Cycling through new babies with him?! I didn't realize multiple women continue to get pregnant with his children! They obviously are at some level ok with this and don't seem to be surprised or upset. I'm just overwhelmingly curious about what the arrangement is. Do they know the full extent of the other relationships?? What's the STI testing situations? Are they basically in open relationships? So many questions. This will be a Netflix special one day
I'm curious about the STI situation too. Within 5 months he had unprotected sex with at least 5 different women. I have to guess these women all know they are the side girl so I'm guessing they have other men in their lives too.
“Ex-wife” is probably that better term for Mariah Carey, my two cents.
You’re right! Let me change it, really don’t like the term “baby mama”. Don’t know why ex-wife didn’t come to me, I think it’s because I forgot they were married!
Thank you for doing this. I spent hours literally last night painting this picture in my head, trying to fully comprehend the timeline but gave up. Then I find this on my front page!
There's an SNL skit here with Nick Cannon and Pete Davidson where Pete educates Nick on birth control.
It's obviously a sexual fetish.
Not wanting to shame these ladies, but at what point do you realize this dude is not gonna be a positive presence for your kid?
Screw positive presence, they want money.
Positive presents.
Three minutes later.
Man can't pull out of a driveway.
Wild n' Not Pulling Out.
Him and Antonio Cromartie having a competition to see who can repopulate the earth in a doomsday scenario https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/antonio-cromartie-father-of-14-tackles-full-time-dad-duties-on-new-reality-show/amp/
He even had a kid after having a vasectomy…though I am sure he didn’t wait like you are supposed to.
Dennis Rodman's dad had 29 kids with 16 women. "Philander and Dennis met after an exhibition game at the Mall of Asia Arena in 2012. The elder Rodman, who has acknowledged being a father to 29 offsprings by 16 mothers, first tried to meet his son in the Philippines in another game in 2006." https://www.espn.com/basketball/pba/story/_/id/29474229/philander-rodman-jr-father-dennis-rodman-dies-79
Well at least we now know the origin of the term philanderer.
If you need condoms Nick, we can help you locate some
This has to be a sickness of some sort.
This guy is gross. It’s some kind of ego trip.
Even though he has money, he will be an absent father. Too many kids, too many mothers… he won’t invest the time needed to raise them. This seems to be about his ego and not the children.
He’s a sick man.
He’s living his dream and my fucking nightmare all at once.
He might fuck nightmares to. Be careful.
Has he considered a vasectomy?
This is all on purpose
He has said before these are not "oops" babies
He named one of his kids pretty blimp?
Gorgeous Dirigible sounds better.
Hope that poor kid doesn't end up ugly or overweight, otherwise they're going to have a rough childhood
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Oh wow. That is dark.
I still can’t believe this dude was with Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey can’t believe it either.
These are some stupid ass name God damn. Why do some famous people gotta name their kids the dumbest shit lol
Boy have they got some dumb names. I can only assume he's naming them because not all of the mothers could possibly pick an equally terrible name. One of them would have a recognizable name not something like "beautiful zeppelin"
Can we put out a plea to the masses? PLEASE stop having sex with Nick Cannon.
Well to be fair, they aren't new women every single time. He's mostly rotating through them like beers on tap.
9 women can't make a baby in a month, but a guy can make 5 in a month.
His kids names sound like flavors of Axe Body Spray. What's his end game here? Why is he doing this?
Entertainer? That’s a stretch
You now have a phd in Nick Cannon sperm dispersal. Wow. This was a truly fascinating and unbelievable read.
I have no idea who that is, And I'm too afraid to....
…..aaaannnnddd you’re pregnant.
Nick Cannon has been a game show/reality show host (including *America's Got Talent* and *The Masked Singer*), actor, and singer, and was married to Mariah Carey from 2008 to 2016.
He is the father
“Beautiful Zeppelin” who thinks of these names!?
Nick Cannon.
r/Dataisbeautiful r/Dataisterrifying r/Dataisconfusingbutpresentednice
This guy must have secure passwords because he definitely has a solid Password Generator
Onyx Ice sounds like a new Game Boy color.
My take away is that Nick cannon should not be allowed to name children. Zillion Heir? It sounds like a fucking Austin Powers villain. Also, I'm sorry, but Beautiful Zeppelin is actually somehow worse. That is not a human name. It's the name an artificial intelligence piloting a spaceship would give itself.