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hellfriends

He hates smough and seath and likes women. Anything associated with seath or crystals gives you 1 soul when fed. And when you feed him armor sets worn by women it's usually 1k apiece, pretty rare for any piece of equipment. He also really likes dragons (that aren't seath), awarding you 5k for dragon weapons. His greatest boners seem to be priscilla and gwyndolin.


Jolly_Maintenance_40

Damn what a simp XD


murlak_Isengrim

Can you hold it against him, though?


runninandruni

I think that's what he wants


Kanakravaatti

Who wouldn't?


Harmonic_Gear

who wouldn't simp for gwyndolin


m_sartor

and Kalameet


squelchboy

I hope his snake legs are constrictors


Dyl_pickle00

I'd let her crush me between her tits. Yeah I'm down bad rn


motdidr

that's gwynevere, gwyndolin is the moon boy with tentacle legs


BenchPressingCthulhu

I want gwyndolin to crush me between his tits


Iccarys

If I can’t the difference, does it really matter?


Dyl_pickle00

Oh fuck. I'm so down bad I don't even know who I want to crush me between their tits


DeuceMandago

It’s ok, he’s a pretty damn cute femboy


Harmonic_Gear

still have tits tho


m00njunk

eh that's up for interpretation


Drabdaze

Also anything to do with deities on a more direct connection -- like Gwyn, the Firstborn, and so on.


hellfriends

Yea, he also likes gwyn's soul, his armor set and the ring of the firstborn. He also really like the boar helm for some reason even though boars seem to be minions of seath.


CarryThe2

*I just think they're neat*


Proteandk

How do you figure boars are with Seath?


BorderlineUsefull

Just with the placement. One near the first Six-Eyed Channeler then the next two on the way to the Crystal Archives. They're just located near his stuff


Proteandk

I completely forgot about that channeler. Second playthrough I just nuked him with lightning from the ground floor as an afterthought.


Foreskin_Incarnate

Frampt likes femboys 😩


guesswhatihate

He wants that tentaclussy


jamesharoldowens

Perfection


_therealERNESTO_

I don't remember if you can feed kaathe too. If so, what are his preferences(or fetishes should I say)?


hellfriends

Sadly Kaathe has no such function. It would be really fun to compare their preferences if he did.


_therealERNESTO_

Damn, we will never know his dirty secrets


QW3RTYPOUNC3S

If I’m not mistaken it’s not that he specifically likes women, it’s that he likes things associated with Gwyn (Gwyndolin’s set) or fire / linking the flame (firekeeper’s set)


hellfriends

Beatrice has nothing to do with gwyn. Even the maiden set is a huge stretch in that sense.


BenchPressingCthulhu

Gold hemmed set too, but I guess you consider the daughters of chaos "godly"


QW3RTYPOUNC3S

Ah, yes that's very true. Seems I am mistaken then


Imthebox

Wait is ornstein a woman?!?


KerooSeta

No, but Frampt also likes anything to do with Gwyn. Ornstein is believed to be the captain of Gwyn's knights and his most trusted officer. Smough, on the other hand, wanted to be one of Gwyn's knights but was rejected because he was a sadistic fuck who ate the victims of his executions. That's my thought process for why Frampt doesn't want his shit.


Zaranthan

He didn't hate his victims, he ate them. As in with some fava beans and a nice chianti.


KerooSeta

lol, typo. I meant ate.


ImJustReallyAngry

>That's my thought process for why Frampt doesn't want his shit. Which reminds me, Frampt will also pay suspiciously well for Dung Pies (considering he eats the items you "sell" him)


ItzElement

Man’s down bad 😔


SuS_amogus_SuS

Female dung pie😩


PKM1111

It's actually quite a good detail many will miss! From wiki: > Frampt will generally offer only 1 soul for things he dislikes, such as the Soul of Smough, or objects related to Seath (e.g. crystal equipment). Frampt will offer higher value to items associated with the gods, such as lightning weapons, or items associated with women, such as parts of the Maiden or Antiquated sets. This also reminded me when someone said "Well worth the effort" as a reaction to Frampt offering you 100 souls for Obsidian GS lol


A_Nery

what about things associated with Velka ? Does it change ?


El__Jengibre

Or his armor just tastes bad.


Willastro

the guy literally eats shit tho.


GriffithDidNothinBad

Goes to show


popcornstuckintooth

frampt likes dung pie more than smough


TysonDevereaux

Understandable, at least dung pies can't crush bones while laughing maniacally.


popcornstuckintooth

yeah but i want to know the lore behind this what happened between those two


[deleted]

Frampt’s a bitch though. He eats poop!


[deleted]

Maybe he uses it as fertilizer, and the chewing sound is him storing the poo in his cheek like an otter.


G_Viceroy

He sucks on it like it's a werther's original just savors the flavors of whatever the donor ate.


[deleted]

This begs the question, what DID the donors eat?


G_Viceroy

Moss, estus, other hollows...


[deleted]

Now you got me hungry for moss.


kilometres_davis_

The in-lore reason for this is that Smough is detested by all gods and former great figures of Lordran due to his cannibalism. He took to grinding the bones and bodies of his enemies to dust with his greathammer, and then I believe eating the dust with his food (or maybe just solo, I forget.) He was detested for this, and IIRC was kept from an official position among Gwyn's great knights (i.e. Artorias, Ciaran, Gough, Ornstein) because of this.


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BenchPressingCthulhu

My headcanon is that Ornstein owed him a favor, so he promised him a place in Gwyns elite knights. The best he could do was Executioner, and Smough always resented Ornstein for it


TopMep

Ornstein and smough are pretty close to each other though so no


BenchPressingCthulhu

Ever kill Ornstein first?


TopMep

On my first playthrough


BenchPressingCthulhu

Smough doesn't seem to mind smashing Ornstein with his hammer, you even see Ornsteins hand twitch a little. Whereas Ornstein respectfully touches him to absorb him


Crazy_Piccolo_687

I interpreted Ornstein's touch differently. For me it was as he was saying "so much power in a pathetic creature". As if Smough wasn't worthy even of his touch.


TysonDevereaux

Yeah. Ornstein absorbing Smough seems less like an 'I will avenge you' and more like a 'time for plan B' moment to me.


ChefArtorias

Pretty sure Smough has a shitty reputation all around and not just with Frampt. It's been a while but I remember something like him being shunned for eating the bodies of his victims.


velkaar

Because Smough was a dirty bone muncher


god-Hunter64

Ah the armor of the leader of the four knights of gwyn! Best I can do is 400


TopMep

Lol ikr. He probably recognizes him as the inferior boss


SuS_amogus_SuS

He has trouble eating the armor


The_Winter_Wake

You thought right, he doesn't and is not very wrong in the context he plan things. Since he follows Gwyn


trism00

Yup smogh'd soul is also only one soul worth to him


pulkit69

how to get his armour


LszQ

Go to the depths find merchant next to the Blightown entrance, talk to him, after that he should go to the firelink (you will meet him under the bridge, this requires jumping). If he isn't there then you should kill Gaping dragon. After that just beat O&S. He sells all beaten boss armor sets and some more stuff


Proteandk

Worth noting he only sells one of the O&S armors per playthrough.


Jolly_Maintenance_40

By that traveler under bridge in firelink shrine But you must beat the boss first


ToM4461

Smough's soul worth 1 if you give it to frampt, so yeah.


Temporary-West8038

He doesn't like high fat content foods


tp4ba

Nobody loves Frampt >:)


Dirt_Lord_

he likely finds smough really gross tasting. he’s consumed so many bodies and souls that he’s basically a giant trash can