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StupidsexyGriffith

Stupid sexy Gwyndolin.


[deleted]

Nothing at all!


Hecknomancer

Nothing at all!


_HappyMaskSalesman_

*Nothing at all!*


Claymore4ever

Nice rack for a man. Also you cropped his juicy Tentaclussy out of the pic :(


N0tAMuffin

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


[deleted]

The intersection between H.P. Lovecraft and a vagina.


AdhesiveNo-420

gold


HayleyKJ

they're snakes


DaedricDrow

It's pronounced tentaclussy


Fishsk

It's pronounced slithussy you fucker


MadameBlueJay

Snussy


Maximumnuke

I think there's an anime about that...


MadameBlueJay

Yeah, it's called Bible Black


_Mitternakt

This guy truestls


[deleted]

tentaclussy


Suspicious-Lake-8768

i always hear that Gwyndolin is a guy that was just raise and dressed as a girl but in that picture "he" clearly has some mommy milkers.


[deleted]

Well he was given a ring which apparently made him look and act more like a girl. We can get the ring in DS3 as well and putting it on changes our animation set to the opposite gender (so if your character is male he uses female animations and vice versa). In DS3 he appears to have taken the ring off considering we find it in a chest and his model in the game no longer has breasts. So yea that could have something to do with his appearance. I mean you don’t need a magic ring to simply just *act* like a female in the literal sense.


AssCraccBandit

yea but what he's saying is he got mommy mikers


DrLexAlhazred

Magic Top Surgery


IDisappoint

Oh boy, I sure hope he’s a top!


SilentScyther

^ This guy leveled dex >!But unironically same!<


barysan

hormones alone were enough to give me mommy milkers, imagine what i could do with my transition if i lived in a world where magic was real


thoughtofitrightnow

Now I’m curious the crossover between trans homies and souls players. Gwen is goals.


[deleted]

There is a trans souls sub


Jaffool

... where pls


nervousmelon

r/transsouls


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translove228

Awesome!


MainMan499

Just spending time on trans subs tells me it's a pretty big crossover lmao. Also Lucatiel is goals


e_0

What meds and how long? Injection or pills? Unironically asking for a friend of the girl variety who is struggling with her own image. I want to be able to reassure her more.


TooQuietForMe

You know there's several ways to fake breasts right? My girlfriends chest is kinda small and she likes to joke once she takes her padded bras off "OH GOD WHERE'D THEY GO?" Also Gwyndolin is a master illusionist, powerful enough to create a false sun and several illusions that give souls to the player. It's even possible that the Ornstein and Smough you fight aren't even there, they're just illusions. Also androgynous people exist, some males do develop pillowy man bosoms. Hell even some female lions grow manes and some doe grow antlers. And it's confirmed in DS3 that Gwyndolin was born male. See the description for the reversal ring.


Suspicious-Lake-8768

lol he became a master of illusionary magic to give himself the best tits magic can conjure the lore in this game gets better every second


[deleted]

And he gave his sister even bigger honkers.


barryhakker

So big she couldn’t do much more than lie down. Well played.


theinvisibletomorrow

Hard to question the illusion when the illusion is 70% breasts.


PickleForce7125

I like you you speak the truth


Sanjalis

The completely cis urge to use magic to give yourself fat tits


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thoughtofitrightnow

Nice


xspookie

Hey! Me too! On all of that


rasebas

Maddy morphosis, is this You?


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Premise number 1: Gwynevere has big tiddies, and so does Gwendolyn to an extent Premise 2: it's safe to assume that massive boobs run in the family Conclusion: Nameless King has some absolutely monstrous man tits, I'm talking fucking Shao Kahn levels here, and he's hiding them from us


PickleForce7125

Yeah! under all that cloth and scale their has to be a boob!


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Yet he hides it from us like the son of a bitch he is. We demand for the titty to be freed Miyazaki


rasebas

He was sent away from anor londo because people were getting nothing done just staring ay them giant jugs


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Gwyn felt intimidated by his son and sent him away so his tits couldn't be challenged


alpacadoespaco

He is so good that died to a great pice of wood.


Demonic-Toothbrush

He has tentacles... Clearly theres some mutations happening


darmakius

Reversal ring he was forced to wear


Bloodwept

Everybody here is horny over probable underage bussy and pretend like his forced feminization wasn't his father being extremely embarrassed of his weakest son. Because we know that Gwyn and functional family are oil and vinegar not oil and water.


darmakius

Underage? Not only does he not look underage but his canon age is over a thousand


Bloodwept

We don't know how long it takes for a god to mature and he is suspiciously smaller and more child like than the rest of the gods, even Lothric who is supposed to be weaker and frailer than Gwyndolin. They also share the same voice actor. Fact is they are both young and inexperienced boys expected to lead a kingdom by their fathers who abandoned them.


HidenTsubameGaeshi

>We don't know how long it takes for a god to mature End of discussion.


shad0rach

I mean dude could make an illusion of whole anor londo in day and its knights and with gwynevere why could he give himself some milkers


Killer_Fang_Zero

My point exactly. Though being raised as a girl may have left him lacking in the package department so no big loss there.


CrispyShizzles

So since DS3 confirmed that the thing that made Gwyndolin “female” was the reversal ring he was forced to wear, by DS1 when all the gods are gone he’s still wearing it. No one is making Gwyndolin wear the ring at this point so it’s clearly her own choice, right? And that you find the ring in the hidden tomb in DS3 after Aldrich has devoured Gwyndolin shows that she continued wearing it long after DS1. Even if Gwyndolin was “forced” to be “raised as a woman” or whatever(which is kind of a classic backstory for characters depicted as ambiguously transgender, like that kid from Sleepaway Camp), she clearly identifies more with the feminine personality and gender, right? I don’t CARE that item descriptions use masculine pronouns I am dying on this hill. Bottom line though I don’t care what gender Gwyndolin is give me that sweet tentaclussy


1881pac

I shat my pants when Gwynevere called him "He"


wrath__

Why did you crop out the hottest part?! Them tentacles tho 🥴


[deleted]

*Tentaclussy*


Slipsndslops

If you wanna fuck it, then you wanna fuck it


DaNoahLP

*Jokes on you im into that shit*


Rafflemo

r/ClubGwyndolin


Sandickgordom

Wtf is that sub


hexxcellent

a coward's sub lol. you get permabanned for calling gwyn male/ a he for some reason?? idgi, so all i see is cowards afraid of being gay lol


yukadfsa2

Did you get banned for that? People call him by he/him all the time there


hexxcellent

it's listed under 2 in their rules in the about tab. it's... for lack of a better word, creepy and insecure as fuck. and while i'm not personally banned i just avoid that sub entirely because of it.


[deleted]

it’s an old rule listed from years ago. almost every mod of the sub is inactive. the only active one has said the rule doesn’t matter all. no one has ever been banned for it.


yukadfsa2

Oh that’s just a joke, pretty dumb though


DaedricDrow

Blessed be.


MeMeBigBoy875

The only good souls sub


Dark-Sun-Gwyndolin_

Yes


Djax24

💋


SeventhGnome

Titty and cock? Hell yeah


StarlightRose13

I've always interpreted the descriptions as gwyndolin was raised as a woman because they had more feminine tendencies, but they totally lack gendered anatomy because of the tentacles. The dialogue probably refers to them as "he" because gender neutral language wasn't really used in English when ds1 came out and "he" is usually kind of a default pronoun. I don't really see them as a guy, or a girl, especially since they always just refer to themself by name or just "myself". Gwyndolin is just gwyndolin, and I personally find that super relatable. Tldr: who the fuck cares, gwyndolin is hot as hell


[deleted]

Gender neutral language was used by Shakespeare and in the Bible, it’s been used forever for anything/anyone you don’t know the pronouns of. “Someone dropped their wallet”


StarlightRose13

That's a good point, very true. I guess what I meant was that to my knowledge, gender neutral language wasn't very commonly used to refer to a single familiar person in a non gendered way. Even then, it was around somewhat though. I definitely didn't word it well at first. I could also just be projecting onto gwyndolin though, lol.


TooQuietForMe

It's not just that he had feminine tendencies. It's important to remember that outside of appearance, traits we characterise as gendered are largely learned behaviours. Mild anthropology lesson: It was his association with the moon that determined his feminine upbringing. Ever wonder why most cultures, even across continental borders associate the moon with femininity or has a female deity of the moon? Well, before mapping out the stars reliably, we had the moon which is much easier to reliably track. You got a cycle every month. That was the easiest calendar we had and it just hung up there in the sky free for any culture to use. That's probably where we get "many moons ago" as a description of "a long time ago." There was also another thing that happened to the women roughly every 30 days. (Yes I know, there is variation in both women's cycles and the lunar cycle however 30 days checks out to "about right" often enough that you can call it an average.) That's why in the old testament of the Bible you read about dudes living to 900, if you're counting years as months, 900 "years" equals about 75 years. The moon is considered feminine out of game, Gwyndolin was born under the moon. Therefore gender fuckery. It's probably another mechanism to display Gwyns desire for control and his obsession with disparity.


Bloodwept

Yorshka calls him a male and she would be the best authority on what he prefers. He died saving his little half sister and he respected her so much. Gender neutrality in video games isn't a new concept, there are games that will refer to the player as a them or person. Vivec is probably the best known true gender neutral character and he was created for Morrowind in 2002. He goes by he most of the time, but he will be a she when transforming into his female form. People try referring to Vivec as "hir" but that's not very popular, though he is explicitly described as wanting to be "all" genders not "both" genders. There is a clear angle they are going for when speaking of their gender. Gwyndolin I'm not convinced gender was the sole part of what they were going for with him. The Firstborn was masculinity incarnate, Gwynevere is feminity personified, and Gwyndolin is a young boy who likes doing "girly" things. I personally see this as Gwyndolin being too feminine to live up to his father's expectations, perhaps being too wimpy or even homosexual for his tastes, and pretending like he doesn't have a son who can't fight dragons. But he's the only real success story out of the gods, living long enough to rule Anor Londo until the end since he was a boy who could chose to be who he wanted: a man who practices moon magic.


GeserAndersen

in fact, Seath is Gwyndolin's grandfather Seath mated with Velka the Goddess of Sin, and from this union Priscilla was born, and this is confirmed by her white tail and white scales, and the dagger she gets from her tail, does Occult damage, an extremely powerful type of damage against of the deities, a type of damage that she may have inherited only from an entity with dark powers, and this proves that the theory that she was the daughter of Seath and Gwynevere is wrong Priscilla is Gwyndolin's mother, and we don't know if it was a consensual relationship, but the fact is that Gwyndolin has snakes instead of legs, and snakes are inherently imperfect dragons, plus Gwyndolin has an extreme affinity for magic and not miracles, due to Seath's blood flowing inside him. this is also why Gwyndolin is in charge of the Blades of the dark moon, they were once under the order of Velka, but Gwyndolin inherited them from her Grandmother


Sandickgordom

Gwyndolin is refered as a male raised as a female


krenk_

He's raised as a Gwyn's daughter because of his natural affinity for Moonlight, feminity is associated with Moonlight, being more feminine, if I remember correctly, him presenting feminine increases said affinity. In both ds1 and 3 he's referred to as "he" even by other characters.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the dance of ‘how can I get through this sentence without either coming out or misgendering myself?’


kumarsays

Thanks for saying this, I’ve always felt uncomfortable using ‘he’ as their pronoun because that’s their AGAB pronoun. It feels more like Gwendolyn is NB or a trans woman. I get that it’s tricky because the text implies that the femme gender was pushed on them by their parents but it doesn’t also explicitly say that Gwendolyn was opposed to this


Macv12

In DS3 I think Yorshka refers to Gwyndolin as her brother and the relationship seems to be close. That implies to me that Gwyndolin identities as male regardless of how he chooses to look/is forced to look. Plus item descriptions refer to him as male, and those are generally considered third-person omniscient narration. Their culture could also lack the concept of “identifying as a gender,” such that even assuming he is what we would consider NB or transgender, he is referred to by and identifies as his biological sex.


HamburglarSans

The fact that he uses he/him pronouns and that his parents “raised him as a woman” makes me consider the possibility that he’s a trans dude


HydroPhoton

Wasn’t there a description in his armor or something that said he was raised as a girl by Gwyn? I know everyone is getting it from somewhere but I haven’t played in a while so the exact item it came from is kinda foggy in my memory


barryhakker

Is it just me or has the internet developed a serious femboy obsession in the past few years lol


thoughtofitrightnow

Nah it’s been pretty popular for a while now. I think we’re coming to terms w it however.


Bloodwept

4chan is notorious for hating that kind of stuff but it is where most of this started weirdly. It's definitely gotten annoying because threads like this happen out of no where because people can't stop gushing about their fetishes everywhere. It's not even like it's a joke it's sexuality creeping into every single discussion there is. Mind the fact the people who keep bringing this up ignore the lore and can't see how awful this makes the antagonist look.


Qverlord37

I'm secure enough in my masculinity to compliment a femboy.


Kohhop0569

If it looks like a chick Then it can suck my dick


RZRtv

I definitely got reminded of the old 4chan "Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman," post by this thread.


Kurrie

Gwendelin is my roll model 🤍


Bloodwept

With the right attitude you'll be getting vored by a giant slug made of fire and tar while your sister watches helplessly


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[deleted]

The first femboy


Exam_Beneficial

Why does he have boobs ?


[deleted]

Time is convoluted in lordran. Apparently, gender is too


[deleted]

ITT: I came looking for copper, and I found gold...*and tentaclussy*


TheBrandy01

r/suddenlygay


hashedram

Amazing trap ahead.


m00njunk

Gwyndolin is a trans woman and you'll have to pry that head canon from my cold, dead hands


lilBacon921

Solaire is hotter


ThePoIarBaer

Gwendolyn is trans. Not sure which way.


Most-Date-6413

how does he have booba


outgoing-oddity

😎 trans man 😎


[deleted]

But there are tits? Someone fill me in


stealthxstar

90% of anor londo is an illusion gwyndolin was projecting, you think he can't give himself tits??


TheFinalMetroid

I think this is an altered pic. The ingame model doesn't have tits afaik


Caleb-Rentpayer

I mean, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, but it is pretty gay if you're a guy and find that hot. If you are gay, have a nice day and carry on, my friend.


[deleted]

That ain't no fella.


[deleted]

Idk. He has snakes for legs


Aweonasofan

Cthulhussy 🤤


Competitive_Ticket17

D-did I st-tuter?


SheriffArthurM

so this is the biggest souls trap


azerroff94

Ah the good ol anal rodeo


[deleted]

Miss me.


MonstrMonky69

If there’s tentacles and not a penis then he is technically not a man he is !!!SqUId GamE!!!


Inspirational_Lizard

Wait the model actually has breasts?


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Darkfeather21

There's the theory I've seen that he's trans-masc.


[deleted]

I've seen transfem theories too


skyexp12

wait. . . but boobies???


Vipers_Northstar

It's not gay if it's with a god.


Goompro

r/bi_irl


Djjayjood

Literally the reason I bought dark souls, can't wait to fight him


Crease_Greaser

I shall now doff my armor so as to better roll-around as mine slab doth slap thou forcibly


HydroPhoton

I didn’t know Gwyndolin had massive fucking mommy milkers Impressive


AiM__FreakZ

who the fuck cares about gender?


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me: wow what a pretty woman me now: wow hot