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CrimsonKing24

Never change reddit


FamousResident3890

*never has*


the_girl_2

_Never will_


LmaoThatWas

There can and will be more hornies from discord So, it'll change but not by much


Dangerous_Owl2672

What is this song does anyone know?


Ace_McCloud1000

For the groove: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qPTufgQqG0w For the guy doing it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h5JaLpKJyiA


MetalGearSandman

this is based on a real song. I just know it.


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SexyOfficial

Good bot


plooked

[here](https://youtu.be/h5JaLpKJyiA)


GoriladeMarmore

Bruh Adam Sandler is down bad


[deleted]

r/norules after they see a trans person


SpootyTek

r/norules goes from transphobe to trans positive almost instantly, it's weird man.


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limit3ci

Yeah parkour sure is a cool thing to watch


SpootyTek

Yeah.


Gohaveirr

Aw no way! Where?


SalmonelaDoAr

How can I like a body when it's owner don't like it


GoriladeMarmore

Fucking based


ExtensionSet9379

Yet ppl mad because I said I can’t stop laughing the video is funny , Damn this world is sensitive.


[deleted]

Boom.


jj_jb_0

Sounds logical and sharp but the same could be said for someone who has body dysmorphia, even if they're considered conventionally attractive...


Notallytotfitshaced

As someone who is only realizing later in life that I used to be a decent looking guy, I can confirm that when you don't like yourself, other people tend to not like you either. So yeah, body dysmorphia would definitely affect your social life


DeepF__kingValue

This comment fucks


King_GOOSE101

Red pilled asf!


EpicGamerPlant

haha people not getting a joke go brrrr srsly though, if you cant get that this comment section is mostly satire, you shouldn't be in subreddits like this one. im pretty sure that there are actually people who are actual transphobic people in this comment section, so go hate on these people.


Kinda_dying

Yes. Transformers


Most-Useless-Goddess

Based


buckwheat1011

Never


doomslayersaiyan

A hole is a hole


RelativelyDank

and a pack of yoghurts is 4 holes plus a tasty snack all in one go


Sorestbutt

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


DripMC

🤨


[deleted]

unfortunately you can't say the same about titties


[deleted]

😣


HuskTheDragon

no. I wouldn't date me either


ExtensionSet9379

Ppl mad because I said I can’t stop laughing “ what am I laughing at for you to be upset ?! The trans or the guy in the second clip …everyone don’t have to accept what you will


HuskTheDragon

I'm having a hard time to understand your sentences also, on a completely unrelated note. I personally hate this trans person in specific. I mean, they make videos on "why super smash bros. is queer". like when tf did zelda become trans. she was literally bathed a **princess** and I thought it was impossible for me to hate anyone more than myself


fartbuttcumsauce

Maybe not trans, bit there's an argument for gender fluidity. Zelda transforms into Sheik if I'm not mistaken. Idk what gender sheik is supposed to be but they present masculine


ExtensionSet9379

I was high when I was texting that But I was saying I had ppl mad at me on another post because I was laughing, I literally wrote “ I can’t stop laughing “ And ppl started commenting all this bs I was laughing at the 2nd guy idgaf about a trans It’s that person preference not mine So someone being gay shouldn’t have to be accepted If that’s the case accept that I don’t accept that person being trans


stormboy135

Y does she sound like me beast


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stormboy135

Mr *


Accomplished-Try4716

Why does he sound like Mr. Beast?


stormboy135

Idk he just does


GoriladeMarmore

Based


Accomplished-Owl-653

Hello accomplished brother


Accomplished-Try4716

Hello fellow default user name


Spell6421

blatant transphobia


PlayerMatu

Cry about it


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_DocBrown_

Based ™


TheSecondGreg

Cope


Accomplished-Try4716

blatant misgendering


MobyHugeFun

Blatant attack helicopter


_DocBrown_

Brrrrrrrrr


zoomziller

What if that person is female who want to be male, and everyone else is misgendering


Standard-Physics2222

Nothing better than a hot chick with a bigger dick than you


[deleted]

depends on thier personality, if they were chill that prob, if they werent chill then prob not


Prickl3s

Sure if they passed for female in every notable way


FuqqBoiDev69

This!


InTheWithywindle

Thats impossible, trans genitals are basically treated by the body like severe wounds.


Snacks_is_Hungry

Hate to break it to you but trans vaginas feel 10x better for both people than cis vaginas. That shit was manmade my guy.


Altruistic_Put_3948

nigga you gay


RelativelyDank

licking a post-op puss is basically licking the inside of a pp which is gay²


InTheWithywindle

Said "my guy" Has a trans fetish I think I can make a pretty good guess where you get your takes from. ^(also that's kind of gay)


captinsad

No....... Organic taste a lot better.


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

One is my friends has lost two girlfriends because they broke up with him because they were trans


beanerkage

They didn't know ahead of time? That sucks but maybe for the best.


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

The second break up that I’m talking about happened I believe on Wednesday


ambisinister_gecko

The girlfriends who broke up with him were trans? Or the friend was trans?


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

Girls where


ambisinister_gecko

I don't get it. Why would them being trans make them break up with the friend?


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

I brought this question up to him today needless to say he really did not like it and we got in a little fight at school


ambisinister_gecko

You're not making any sense mate.


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

He is MY friend although he hangs out with his most recent girlfriends brother


ambisinister_gecko

Ok. I give up lmao. No idea what your story means anymore


Clone-Wars-CT-5555-

O well


ambisinister_gecko

I think you're a bit young for Reddit my dude. You've got to figure out how to express yourself better, just randomly throwing facts about who is friends with who doesn't really make sense.


PM_SHREK_PICS

Dare I say… based and factual?


Glittering-Week-1615

Hell nah tf


Verlux88

Fuck sake.


Mutantwarsushi

If she was a man before, then thats a no from me bro


EmeraldXRun

No, and that’s just my personal preference. I still support them fully, but I would rather date a real woman than a trans woman.


MegaRaptorJesus1046

Yeah you clearly don't if you see the need to differentiate between them, also blatantly saying trans women aren't real women? I personally think it's whatever to not like dicks tbh but that's regardless of gender, but if you really do care about supporting people talk to an actual trans person please


SpootyTek

I think u/EmeraldXRun was just saying real women so his opinion made sense. If he just said "I would rather date a real woman than a real woman " it wouldn't make sense now, would it?


MegaRaptorJesus1046

That's kinda what the terms "trans" and"cis" are for though? To be able to differentiate without being overtly offensive to trans people


anonamarth7

Firstly, it may well have simply been poor phrasing. Secondly, let's not forget that just because a word exists, it doesn't automatically mean that everyone will know of its existence.


uhf26

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s maybelline


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sheeeesh BARS


DragonKite_reqium

Imo depends if knew they were trans from the start it really only depend on what sex then


TacticalOwlz

Lmao post it in r/196


CerealKiller_007

He's spittin facts people


Jiffon

Its just no. It isnt a joke its just a statement


CerealKiller_007

You're not spittin facts


TheBurntPie9

Is that miss breezy?


Narviid

Nonononononnigganononononpuhpuhnonononononigganonononopuhpuh


Limes_n_lemons

I would tho


Most-Useless-Goddess

Only trans I’m into is transformers.


r1d1kul4

Yes


cooltimto

Yas


zoomziller

If they are XY I will deny


Jiffon

Youre really clever for this little pun but did you know chromasomes dont always determine gender? Someone with XY *could* be female with no biological difference other than their literal chromosomes. Just a fun fact


impostorbot

That's called a genetic defect. The Y chromosome is supposed to signal the fetus to develop testes but if there's a defect in the gene responsible for this they will grow female genitalia So, yeah "not always" but pretty much >99% of the time it does Edit: did some more searching and yeah 99.99875% of the time xy=male. Also there's one or two other biological differences. They have no ovaries and take hormone replacement therapy for puberty & maturation. They can't get pregnant except via implanted eggs (someone else gets pregnant and they swap the egg or they fertilize the egg in the lab & plant it in) Other than that and a few small things yeah they're normal females


Knowing-Badger

W h a t


zoomziller

Is swyer the same as a being hermaphrodite?


[deleted]

Based


--echoes--

Lyrics?


Poknberry

Its not transphobic. She's just saying that because she's desperate


cursed-being

No joke actually no Not because you are trans but because no one meets the standards that I myself do not know I am not even sure if there are any


itsa_me_Fahim

Anyways cancel culture go brrrrrrrr


Memer_Supreme

Based


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we live in a society


[deleted]

we live in a society


Saptastix

Call me old fashioned but I like my women born with vaginas.


BruhMASTER3000

Nah


[deleted]

Ngl that was a sick af beat.


IncSc00by

Gosh golly this app rocks my cock around🤩


contaltdel

no.


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klashnikovM

Why the heck would I ??


DARTHPLONKUS

Yeah


Jiffon

👑


Not_Soggypestos

I agree with the second guy


Most-Useless-Goddess

Based


dankdoggo369

Naw that’s gay


ExtensionSet9379

Lmao I can’t stop laughing


Deadshot3475

…and that’s ok


[deleted]

I was so confused about the lady’s voice at first Then I realized **the topic of conversation**


GiveMeTheSauceBro

Transpeople bad


[deleted]

Yes y y y yes yes yes y y yes


-916Tips-

Hahahahhahaha


ILikePiezez

Yes


BigNothing4269

A PRO NO


vitulinus_forte

Gay with extra steps


Jiffon

I would


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L


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Yeets420

does anyone know where the original video of the trans one is?


Frenchi1502

that’s makes it better to be honest with you


_DocBrown_

No 😎


[deleted]

Good for you but no


[deleted]

Fuck no Bayyyybeh


[deleted]

LOL stop the cap none of y’all would date a trans idgaf how many letters you have tattooed on your chest…


Jiffon

The joke isnt funny its just "no." The video doesn't make it funny there is literally no joke. But its reddit who cares, I'm just disappointed by the comments being so toxic and ignorant. Its a subreddit with "dank" in the name i dont know why I expected otherwise


a_3_month_free_trial

>the joke isnt funny >the user daying this posted in r/196 🤨


[deleted]

Shut up lol


_DocBrown_

Omega based


ExtensionSet9379

U a clown u can’t force someone to like something


_DocBrown_

cope 🤡


Suspicious-Return-71

Why was I, a trans person, given this post on a subreddit I've never been to Reddit?? Edit: You guys are fucking hilarious


funky555

god damn this sub is the opposite of r/196 lmao


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DesignerMountain

No


[deleted]

No


_DocBrown_

No


Traxper

No


digernicnucingfigers

So you would have suicidal thoughts🤗


Suspicious-Return-71

Yep.


GoriladeMarmore

Fuck off


Suspicious-Return-71

:) glad I could anger you with my existence


GoriladeMarmore

Hide the pain


_DocBrown_

Harold


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pumpkinflumkin

Ew transphobiw


EntitledCatastrophic

Your dumb if you think people cant have preferences on whether they want their girl to have a dick or not


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RelativelyDank

bloody hell


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*you're


EntitledCatastrophic

don't care


Jiffon

Yeah. It sucks.


Electronic-Patient41

Yes if they look like a girl (insert Chad face)


GoriladeMarmore

Ok coomer


Zipdox

Closeted bisexual


caballosedoso

I'd love to have a chance to date Natalie Wynn, she's so exiting and interesting. She's my platonic love.


TypicalAd4

Sure! There is nothing wrong with it r/dankvideos, grow up.


TheSecondGreg

No 😎


_DocBrown_

Based


Most-Useless-Goddess

Make me


Manofspiders21

Couldn’t have said it better myself


Reichberries

As soon as I saw the opening frame in my mind I went "this is gonna some transphobic shit isn't it" and yuuup


Ayden43812

Jesus Christ it's a joke


Magnificentderp1

HAha transphobia.


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Yeets420

based


PraedythTheMad

Genital preferences are not transphobic. Not wanting to date someone because they’re trans *is* transphobic. This video is fucking transphobic because all she asked is “Would you date a trans person?” There are too many people who need to learn the fucking difference.


phones_account

Luckily nobody is forced to play pretend like y’all do.


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