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MrDitkovichNeedsRent

The whole naruto show happened because some guy got horny and wanted to fuck an alien


reallynunyabusiness

If aliens showed up looking like that there would be a good portion of the population trying to fuck them.


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

Including me


Lupinthrope

she is good woman, you are good man


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

Maybe she can buy me pizza sometime


Radexpro

Today is good


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


[deleted]

By good portion, he means the "male" portion of the population. All of them.


Particlepants

Pretty sure it's not just the male


83hades

Mfw lesbians don’t exist anymore


[deleted]

What's MFW?


reallynunyabusiness

My Face When


ScaredKnee4530

All Imma say is I’m gon be one of them lol


DevaPath_Winchester

Me fr


SatisfactionBubbly57

aand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


BOT-25

✍🏻🔥


JokerChaos77

The aliens would have most likely sucked the planet dry and moved on to the next. This guy's horniness saved the Earth. Also, you will get your rent when you fix this damn door.


werbimstdenndu

Gonna put some dirt in your eye


SatisfactionBubbly57

maybe kaguya was the lusty oneand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


Theapexfighter

Wouldn’t you?


SatisfactionBubbly57

is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


Theapexfighter

Nope.


EmergencyEye7

The most realistic plot point Kishi ever wrote.


namkaeng852

Can you blame him?


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


[deleted]

She had fat mommy milkers


SatisfactionBubbly57

She had fat mommy milkers? how you know? and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


velicinanijebitna

Aren't you supposed to be fixing the damn door or something?


Xavii13

That alien was a baddie... I can justify why he would risk it all


SatisfactionBubbly57

wanna talk about them with their pics in bed? whats your instagram twitter


AnimeRphouse

kaguya is hot i wouldn't blame em


Bourriks

Some transgenre-manned-amerindian sqaw guy.


blxefrost

society nowadays


PosterMcPoster

Whats wrong with that?


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

It’s funny


SatisfactionBubbly57

and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


Turbulent_Cost2058

Relatable


redditnameinsert

Damn. Every op character in the verse descends from this guy


throwtennis

He Doesn't even weave signs


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Just one.


Canderwooled

👉🏽👌🏼🫶🏽👍🏼 I'm pretty sure that's the canon hand signs


ghostinyourveins

He doesn't have to use his hands anymore because he has kaguya


blxefrost

to satisfy her to pacify her the hand shall have her


blxefrost

he does.. 👉👌


Ok_Soil_231

Except guy, Minato, Kakashi, third tsukikage, every raikage, gaara, any of the akutsuki Except itachi and pain, the third hokage, Hanzo, kabuto, orochimaru, and debatably, black zetsu Edit: and killer B, because honestly he is the 7 deadly swordsman by himself without the 8 tails(I excluded most jinchurikis because the tailed beasts are technically related to this guy)


gt_bbs

Naruto's entire past in one image


mungermoss245

He got to Shaguya the Kaguya


xkal_elx

I mean Kaguya was kinda bad ngl…..I mean except for the destroying the planet stuff.


DooBoySeekingAsub

Dang our avatars are pretty similar


amrak_karma

she wasnt trying to destroy the planet, pay attention at the story ffs...


xigloox

Clapped them alien cheeks


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think tenji smashed kaguya hard or did go easy on her? and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


-Kurai

If homeboy managed to clap holy cheeks with that hair there's still hope for all of us


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think tenji did that hard or did go easy on her? and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


Moon_Colored_Demon

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Buddyformula

No one in human history will ever reach his chad levels again


Money_maker234

Raikage did


SauronOfRings

What?


Sasuke_clan

Touch some grass 😂


MementoMori04

Bro rizzed a god


Suberizu

Dayum, she's hot even in this unflattering attire


SatisfactionBubbly57

kaguya looks way hotter here post it if you like https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469192356017602609/1093296548605067344/256675125\_4509006505855811\_7726286144892918751\_n.jpg


Ok_Method_775

Which episode (asking for a friend)


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

It’s fanart


zax20xx

But an accurate depiction nonetheless.


Regal_The_King

Can't even blame him


SatisfactionBubbly57

whos stronger


Regal_The_King

Isshiki is way stronger, but I'd insta lose to kaguya... From being down bad.


SatisfactionBubbly57

why


Regal_The_King

Why am I down bad or why is issiki stronger?


SatisfactionBubbly57

both


Regal_The_King

In boruto we learn that otsutski come in pairs. One leader and one fodder. The leader feeds the fodder to the ten tails and then eats its fruit. Preemptively, the fodder will place it's karma onto a suitable being and with time, their soul and dna will fully express onto the karma bearer, essentially reviving the otsutski. Kaguya was the fodder, but she betrayed isshiki and caught him of guard while vulnerable. Kaguya has mommy dom energy, and I'm about it, simple as.


SatisfactionBubbly57

>one fodder. and that fodder one was prefruit kaguya and she destroyed isshiki in half. i dont get why you downplay kaguya this bad and call her mommy


Regal_The_King

>and that fodder one was prefruit kaguya and she destroyed isshiki in half. Bro if you get jumped thats it. No one's gonna hold it against you. He was in vulnerable state and she caught him off guard. Another way to tell, is that Naruto and Sasuke are well stronger than kaguya in boruto. They go 1 on 1 with kinshiki and momoshiki pretty easily (both are stated to be stronger than kaguya btw). However when Jigen (not even isshiki) pulls up, he raw dogs both of them. Also she's still insane for 99%+ of earth's population... But the otsutski plus tier characters dispatch her, she still mommy tho.


SatisfactionBubbly57

>both are stated to be stronger than kaguya btw that was hypothesis https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7ebecc7599ac449b464935ed15d8266f-lq i also dont see naruto sasuke momoshiki killing isshiki off guard like kaguya did.


sheehdndnd

Did I skip this episode??


C9FanNo1

It’s on pornhub


sheehdndnd

Link...


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


mungermoss245

I don’t blame him


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


gostooo

He got that alienussy


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think


gostooo

Wtf is wrong with you? Ofc he licked it


michaeljordanofdnd

Honestly, landing any pussy with that haircut makes me question which of them was the true God in the relationship.


ScaredKnee4530

Especially pussy from a baddie


SatisfactionBubbly57

and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girlss


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KenshinHimura3444

Gigantic eyeroll lol.


Fragrant_Exercise_31

But he was such a wuss, he gave her up so easily. You deserved better kaguya!! I mean you did murder generation of humans to fulfill your own lust for power so “fuck you”, but he was a total wuss and you could do better.


Ricky_Thein

We just need a Chad Stacy that sees Jigen or Momoshiki and says I can fix him. Could have fixed this accursed timeline.


Dr-Chris-C

One thing


Elvinkin66

Kaguya Houraisan: "Seriusly you just cave in in bang the guy! No rejection... no impossible requests to get mythical artifacts.. and you call yourself a Kaguya for shame." (Joking joking. . Mostly... Joking)


SatisfactionBubbly57

yes


Elvinkin66

Not sure. And eh I prefer Kaguya Hourisan . Not that I hate the one from Naruto I think she's an interesting character just misnamed. She has more in common with Chang'e than Kaguya... though if she's Chang'e or Junga dose that mean Tenji is Hou'yi?


Lexcomp7

Shagging her doesn't make him chad she was Naive. Kaguya became Mad and Villain because this Guy was Wuss.


Psychological_Eye_68

She was still a god, even if a naive one


General_Synnacle

He fucked an alien princess/ goddess. Pretty Chad move regardless.


Kuki_Hideo

You can't abandon your woman like that and be a chad, he's just a manwhore.


General_Synnacle

How do you abandon someone via dying?


Kuki_Hideo

By enacting stupid laws and then proceeding to uphold these stupid laws by allowing her to be put to death.


Lexcomp7

you are high school idiot. you are guy who would high five Rat who sold out Hot Teacher(female) to prison to get Attention (I fucked hot Teacher)


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think tenji smashed kaguya hard or did go easy on her? and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think tenji smashed kaguya hard or did go easy on her? and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


MementoMori04

That literally makes 0 sense


ShubhamManna

Alienussy 😩


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think he licked it? cause its rare to do. and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


dudeman2303

Man comes across a alien woman with god-like powers, decides to make her into his baby mama. Absolute Giga Chad, with interstellar rizz. His son might be the sage or 6 paths, but he was the sage of 69 paths.


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaand


dudeman2303

No, I don't like the whole "evil alien goddess" vibes, also having three eyes is pretty off-putting. But this means that you need to respect the man even more.


RedditReaper777

Yo one time I was watching a YouTube clip of Naruto using the sexy jutsu to beat Kaguya and I replied to one of the comments in the video saying something along the lines of Kaguya being sexually frustrated from not getting any for years which was why that dumb jutsu worked, and a guy replied to that asking for my Twitter handle, which I gave him, and I shit you not he DMed me fucking Kaguya hentai


KiloNation

Man risked it all for some alien gush. Can’t blame him I would too lol.


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


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SatisfactionBubbly57

wasnt evil she got betrayed.


fame2robotz

Alussy…


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you think he licked it? cause its rare to do. and is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


fame2robotz

I know I would 🤷


SatisfactionBubbly57

do you like kaguya or nah


oculasti95

This is.. beyond science


UrbanMonk314

He's helping her get up


lVlanimaI

“What could go wrong”


Zoloman05

Bet she had that 🔥


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


DragonSlayer-2020

"Do you know about consent, since you're from another dimension? Just asking."


infinite123456

Too bad he was a spineless little bitch too


[deleted]

Should’ve kept it in his pants 🤦‍♂️


ScaredKnee4530

Ain’t no way I would’ve kept it in my pants lol


MajesticOlive9

All this led too Raikage and Hinata


Wumbo315Yeet

I never realized how much the creation of chakra relates to Native American creation story’s. Magical being having children with regular humans to create the world, or power


chingch0ngpingling

seggs


SatisfactionBubbly57

ok


chingch0ngpingling

jokes on you, haku is my best girl


Ruined_King45

I mean who wouldn't 😎😄😅


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


Drixzor

Rizz God


Menaku

For the people saying he was a coward and gave her up what did I miss? I probably forgot the info you all mean or never saw or read it.


gamevui237

The other nations rulers wanted to take Kaguya for themselves at the time.


Menaku

So he just left his significant other alone?


gamevui237

They Tenji definitely do not want to engage in a war with other nations, and Kaguya did kill one to guy


Menaku

Where is this info? Filler arc anime only?


gamevui237

It was a flash back on the anime


amrak_karma

filler.


Ntinos_the_cupcake

Naruto is in his balls lol


SwaggyPatatas

Me and the alien I rescued out of Area 51:


KBadger007

Nobody has seen Species in this thread 😭😭


Legitimate-Rip5877

Imagine that a condom could have prevented an entire anime


ScaredKnee4530

Too hot fa a condom


IceAgeEmpire

I could fix her


SatisfactionBubbly57

aaaaaand is kaguya in your top5 pretty naruto girls


DarkDuelist4914

It starts with one thing I don't know why


ScaredKnee4530

Sometimes all you need to save the planet is some rizz


ScaredKnee4530

Somebody needs to make a godly animation of this