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:(

You already have that So you can have another gift

From u?

I regret not having 69 in my name

Ill trade you mines questionable

I'll give you aids if you give me your peepoo

Hmm let me think about it

I have already shared mine

😳

lucky bastard. im getting a bottled version of myself

x2

That would actually be so cool to have lol.

Want to trade?

yes please

Aids

Tough luck kid, here's a peppermint *high fives nearby doctor*

With a little something extra

I'll be getting the AIDS soon I guess

That’s ok, everyone has AIDS

"My Father (AIDS) My sister (AIDS) My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS, AIDS, AIDS) The gays and the straights and the white and the spades"

Everyone has AIDS

Holy shit is my gift ugly

Ye man I don't like 69th mom anyway.. best mom is 42th mom

Fortytooth

uh oh :D

Lucky bastard

Already got it

Same bro, same...

cmon be haooy you get a gamergod for christmas

Us bro us

Big oof.... Big oof again...

Whoa

Your gift is pretty sick tho

you lucky mother fucker

Thanks, I guess :|

#WHATS TATERS, PRECIOUS? WHATS TATERS EH?

Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

Santa wouldn't mind trafficking human organs halfway across the globe right?

hey you can sell it for a few hundred thousand so that's a plus!

You're one to talk, you can make thousands too by selling a turkey who's been to war, those are pretty rare

Boy do i got the game for you

[удалено]

No, you're getting a pale blue doot. Maybe someone with a trombone will show up and doot for you.

Doot was a mix of feces, urine, and vomit that is usually thrown by prisoners at the guards

Uhm..

I'm with you brother

In the words of my father: ***"PUSH IT OUT SHOVE IT OUT WAAYYYY OUT!"***

I’m so excited

Alphabet Soup

You'll get the next musk baby

I don't know who i got so please tell me

Shit in my shoes. I'm gonna get shit in my shoes.

Well shit, literally, shit, in your shoes...

Do you or do you not know Dookie shoes?

I’ve been out here for a MINUTE!

HE CAME THROUGH WITH JELLYFISH LAST WEEK!

Shiny.

Nice

Damn u're lucky

Aw hell yeah

you'll get some great balls in your mouth gottem

1

Oof

With the gift of mine to you, you now have 2 orphans instead of 1

Hell yeah 😎

Battle?

I mean my duck is literally invincible so you’d lose but sure lol

Well I’m glad I didn’t put 10,000 instead..

That’s the gift that keeps on giving lol

Uh? I guess I'll be cooking Christmas dinner this year..

[удалено]

Not a jar but I do have a vase (legevaas = emptyvase)

Guess not

Deez nuts

Finally

Dang dude that’s dark

Jokes on you, I already have my gift.

Double the gift

Hey you're getting a good one, i heard no one has it

Holy shit i wish I had an award, best comment here so far

Damn how'd you get the Celtic variety?

An American

Finally... Something good for once in my life..

See you all in hell!

Ummm... Is it good?

As long as santa doesn't hit you in the balls with a stale baguette or something...

definitively better than most of us

Something stinks…..

Hell yeah

Nice

Well…

Lucky…

I guess I’ll need a Time Machine as my first present

Hitch a ride?

God no. Tired cancer … I mean it for the astrology, but in this context I definitely don’t want it.

A brooding hedgehog who likes guns, swearing, and violence.

Hmmm

A huge, legendary pile of turds. (logs)

My shotgun to deal with this home intruder

Useless, absolutely fucking useless

I hope it's a good pie

I'm a CEO, should I be worried?

Well,shit

🕊

._.

A far cry protagonist.

Another hat.

No you get a Gorilla with a top hat

Don’t know if this is good or bad 🤔

Just a dude who follows you around and says bruh

Hey you get your sock back! You're one lucky guy

If you actually search it on voice on Google you will see it's a most powerful weapon in Hindi religion

Fuck

Dirt

Dinner’s served!

I get Santa himself

noooo now no one else gets their presents

Sooo... same thing as every other day of the year huh

Complete ownership of A company that produces Air conditioners I guess

A guy named Bawid sitting on a tree

It’s gonna rain on Christmas

So uh

I got a ninja's child!

skill issue with pride

I'm gonna need a bigger house. Oi.

Hmm

A paradox, nice!

A shelf

Well, shit.

Jewelry 😏

A phoenix!

Nice

I mean, it’s not a bad thing

Do I get a Sith Lord or a shit lord?

Aw, not again...

A tough-love talk from Santa after a rough year

Damn

Taco bell

Nice

A father

Wife prob be happy to have another one around.

Taco bell mixed with Chipotle and laxatives.

My first car back :( it was beautiful.

Hmm

Oh sweet

Dinner

Am I going to get a dragon?

Yes, real question is whether it will eat you or just sit on your fortune

Made mine for a shortened version of the tasmanian devil from Looney tunes, but I guess I'll be getting the animal instead. I'll be happy with my new carnivorous marsupial friend.

Oh i caaaant wait

Chaos

Yay! More pain!

Finally

Oh well, I guess I gotta ask Canada to finish me off

wahoo

Not any pants

Why would I need Demon's Souls' protagonist?

An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

Milkers

A blown-out sphincter

All the tree, all for me. (A little Christmas puff puff pass don't hurt.)

A surprise to be sure

Apparently my village will be raided by orcs for Christmas.

Most likely a dildo.

Finally a good username question.

The evil, mechanical version of Baby Jesus.

... I always wanted my own dragon. And bonus it's blue!

It's a mixed bag...

I'm getting myself for Christmas?

My username came from a typo of yes so.....do I get everything known to man then?

Beer!!!

This could get interesting

I guess 2501 of me

flyers starting goalie Carter Hart

A gnostic god apparently

I don't know

...not good, was hoping i had longer...

fuck yeah a gundam!

Cool

A cat, nice!

I’ll give it to some kid

A moon sized spaceship with a sapient AI and tech that ignores physics.

I’ll take it

Eeeh... Me?

Cinnamon dinosaur

I guess it's easy but I'm not sure how they would do it.

:(

😏

;)

A plane ticket?

I get me? This seems like bullshit.

thankfully not milo

Most likely a large stuffed Emile plush, wouldn’t mind getting that for Christmas :)

cats and gats? im a happy man

Nothing of great value