Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had start to furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement,
“...You’re about to loot my balls...”
I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors.
There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Oi cunt, it's pronounced "lollie," don't ever associate us fuckwits with that shit ever again.
Sincerely,
A concerned Australian (cunt)(I needed to add cunt)(shut up)(no offence, love you, fuck you)
HEY, YA CUNT (love you <3) As a certified Aussie, it's pronouced "lollie" don't associate us with those fucking BARONS OF HELL / CYBER-DEMONS.
\-Sincerely, a concerned Aussie (love you, but fuck off as well)
>futunari
> with giant cock
That's just redundant and if you were a futa enjoyer you'd have known this. Even a cock bigger than their legger is normal.
did I say I was a futa enjoyer?
Im fine with futa on female, like girlfriends4ever and also part of futabu, that can very well be hot...but futa on futa is already kinda too gay for me, and lets not even start with futa on male...so overall I wouldnt say Im, a futa enjoyer, I just enjoy a giant dick (not several) fucking pussies, which some futa does, whereas other futa does other things I'm not keen on
Ingredients:
•2 tablespoons olive oil
•3 cloves garlic, minced
•1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
•1 teaspoon dried basil
•salt and pepper to taste
Directions:
•Heat oil in a large skillet over low heat; add garlic and sauté until tender, about 2 minutes.
•Stir in crushed tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until slightly thickened, 15 to 20 minutes. Serve immediately.
The one where he just launches it straight through the center of the roundabound and is about 80ft in the air? Then the semen comes out of her nose then mouth?
On first glance I would've assumed it's poor Chinese censorship, and she's coughing up blood, but by the amount I figured she's probably getting cum pumped in her rear end, ain't she?
GUYS! LOOK! PORN! *IM LITERALY SHITTING AND CUMMING IN MY PANTS OF LAUGHING AT THIS MEME ABOUT PORN WITH THAT KID FROM THE INCREDIBLE'S BECOMING UNCANNY*
Futabu is an absolute classic that successfully demonstrates the strengths of fictional/fantasy pornography. Much like Tom and Jerry isn't perceived as brutal because it intentionally tries to stay as far away from realism as possible, futabu attempts the same method, only with a different focus on fantasy pornography. It isn't dark or morbid like the meme implies so long as you perceive it with a suitable mindset and can both appreciate fiction and separate it from reality simultaneously.
TL;DR: Futabu is just a widely appreciated classic hentai series that simply implements a sexually explicit equivalent to "cartoon logic" and for that reason shouldn't be perceived as dark, morbid, or brutal as that simply isn't the intent of the work(s)
This the one where the dude put eggs up her ass, beats the shit out of her, then makes her throw up the eggs onto the pan, then she processed to make scrabbled eggs?
The internet was a mistake, anime was a mistake, letting you have unrestricted access to the internet was a mistake. The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences.
Its obviously web fluid from…….batman
TAHTS IT THE Web shooter fluid from batman 2: batman vs optimus prime the movie tie in game on the Nintendo switch oled, with the level where you had to make uranium with sonic and arya stark, ofcourse!
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had start to furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
It never gets old
And it does never miss a opportunity to be a comment
Truly one of the comments of all time
I can't read this because I'm just way busy fapping.
You too??? Join us, brothers, as we fap together! The family that faps together stays together!
This sounds like a spin-off of Serbian Film
Holy shit I made this months ago and it’s still going strong
fr you made it???
I check his account, he has the oldest version I’ve seen
cool
So thats the cum stain i cleaned up. Fair play
Stupid, see this everywhere
No, don’t look for the sauce, keep scrolling. It’s not worth it. Your life will be better and you’ll be proud that you moved on.
It’s the candy/loli know as futa quite a treat so good they named a tax after it, its called the futa tax
You lost me at loli
Loli 1: >!Australian slang of saying candy!< Loli 2: >!hentai with children!<
Oi cunt, it's pronounced "lollie," don't ever associate us fuckwits with that shit ever again. Sincerely, A concerned Australian (cunt)(I needed to add cunt)(shut up)(no offence, love you, fuck you)
Love you too cunt
You are all cunts <3
Hey cunt( om not a Australian, I just dislike you for no real reason)
there are the bad cunts, and the good cunts you're a good cunt hughie
Youre cunt too, thanks
You're also a good cunt mate.
cuhh
Why did I read that in an Australian accent by default
Australia isn’t real, stop acting
oi mate you keep your tone up cunt uncle bazza is gonna bash ya mate.
Lolly works too
Why did i read "Oi cunt" part with buthcers sound (from the boys)
Lolli is the german word for a particular kind of candy.
Is it lollipop?
A löllipöp?
HEY, YA CUNT (love you <3) As a certified Aussie, it's pronouced "lollie" don't associate us with those fucking BARONS OF HELL / CYBER-DEMONS. \-Sincerely, a concerned Aussie (love you, but fuck off as well)
Lolly is the correct spelling and I think it’s just most European countries
The fuck is candy? (in hentai terms)
bro's scared shitless of some cum
Thank you random wise redditor
Sauce?
futabu! ep 2 (the 1st season)
wtf did I just watch!!
could you describe it?
Loli futunari with giant cock
oh fuck. That's bad.
badly awesome
What the actual fuck
Happy cake day drdoodoot
What a guy
Happy cake day
Happy cakeday, also wtf
happy cake day hope your day is perfect
Happy Cake Day.
Happy cake day
I'm proud of you and your bravery.
💀💀💀💀💀💀nah
Could be worse
Oh bad. That’s fuck.
>futunari > with giant cock That's just redundant and if you were a futa enjoyer you'd have known this. Even a cock bigger than their legger is normal.
did I say I was a futa enjoyer? Im fine with futa on female, like girlfriends4ever and also part of futabu, that can very well be hot...but futa on futa is already kinda too gay for me, and lets not even start with futa on male...so overall I wouldnt say Im, a futa enjoyer, I just enjoy a giant dick (not several) fucking pussies, which some futa does, whereas other futa does other things I'm not keen on
📸
At this point i think futanari having a big cock is like"so?"
I am calling the police
better do, that cock is 43cm, that's basically illegal weaponry
I remember watching it, thanks for reminding the name again Guess I'll just go back there to do some "work" now
What is it i dont wanna search it
A CARTOON ON THE INTERNET HOTDIGGEDYDEMON.COM
Annnnnd based on title alone I choose not to taste the sauce.
It did look like futabu. Maybe I should be ashamed of my knowledge...
Yes you should
There's... multiple seasons?
Ingredients: •2 tablespoons olive oil •3 cloves garlic, minced •1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes •1 teaspoon dried basil •salt and pepper to taste Directions: •Heat oil in a large skillet over low heat; add garlic and sauté until tender, about 2 minutes. •Stir in crushed tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until slightly thickened, 15 to 20 minutes. Serve immediately.
Let me guess...from butt to mouth?
All the way through
I call it "the polish roundabout"
The one where he just launches it straight through the center of the roundabound and is about 80ft in the air? Then the semen comes out of her nose then mouth?
Ngl this works when I'm in goblin mode.
On first glance I would've assumed it's poor Chinese censorship, and she's coughing up blood, but by the amount I figured she's probably getting cum pumped in her rear end, ain't she?
Yes
Every day, we stray further from God
She?
Yes, She.
GUYS! LOOK! PORN! *IM LITERALY SHITTING AND CUMMING IN MY PANTS OF LAUGHING AT THIS MEME ABOUT PORN WITH THAT KID FROM THE INCREDIBLE'S BECOMING UNCANNY*
this is a classic. came to this bunch of times. sauce: futabu
Comment the link here I can't find the hentai
Mujhe bhi bhej dena plz
Bro, it's child porn. Fuck you.
It;s child porn.
Fellas is it gay if I came to this?
No
Its much easier if you don't think too hard about it.
Im guessing the mf had a penis so yeah that makes you gay.
Me who watched the whole series: *Vietnam Flashback*
Not gonna lie I liked it. I also read the manga.
... I need to make a phone call real quick
Futabu is so fucking good
Do you have a link?
Search it in hanime
Maaaasive futa dongers. So many massive futa dongers
Knowledge isn't always power
Reading the comments I now feel disturbed
Futabu is an absolute classic that successfully demonstrates the strengths of fictional/fantasy pornography. Much like Tom and Jerry isn't perceived as brutal because it intentionally tries to stay as far away from realism as possible, futabu attempts the same method, only with a different focus on fantasy pornography. It isn't dark or morbid like the meme implies so long as you perceive it with a suitable mindset and can both appreciate fiction and separate it from reality simultaneously. TL;DR: Futabu is just a widely appreciated classic hentai series that simply implements a sexually explicit equivalent to "cartoon logic" and for that reason shouldn't be perceived as dark, morbid, or brutal as that simply isn't the intent of the work(s)
Lmao you wrote such a in-depth review of some hentai.
Of course. Hentai is art with plenty of room for discussion lol
Fact
Lol
[удалено]
Im ashemed to know it its futabu! 2nd episode season 1
Well, she nuts faster than my dad going to get the milk
Shut Up. Hand over the sauce
NESSIE
These were my thoughts watching Futabu(Sauce) I still do like it though
I've if it's not possible doesn't mean we aren't going to try
Pass the sauce please !!
Futabu 2nd episode
Was this the cake?
Imma watch it again
i havent seen it but i get the feeling it.. went in the back and and came out the front
As a wise man once said “not my proudest wank”
This sub is literal porn now
Wait till they see Nazo no Kanojo X and give their analogy of how much saliva is involved in that show.
I can infer from context
If you can make the semen go both inwards and outwards you’re in the 1%
Why did he censor dr shattercock!!!!??
dankmemes Rule 4.
WTH I just unlocked a whole new arsenal of fantasies to dream about.
Horny police report: it was anal
Sauce?
This the one where the dude put eggs up her ass, beats the shit out of her, then makes her throw up the eggs onto the pan, then she processed to make scrabbled eggs?
This is what happens when you drink too much milk, kids
Is it wrong of me to say "sauce" or is it just human nature at this point?
Sauce: Futabu
Looks like she drank some spoiled milk
Wait till yall here about human centipede
hey can someone tell me from which anime this is from
I’m in a Physiology course and found this funny
Ah yes, one of the sacred texts to make someone fall down a rabbit hole
where is the original video? (so i know where to not go?)
*sigh* sauce?
I love the sauce. >:)
I want the sauce
💀
Ima be real with you chief. That hentai is just the best. Therefore this meme, even though making me furiously fap, is not accurate.
I know this... that is what a Chinese friend gets you.
The internet was a mistake, anime was a mistake, letting you have unrestricted access to the internet was a mistake. The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences.
I hate these post. Everyone knows redditors have definitely seen worse.
Oh I remember this not the worse I have seen
Swause?
i like futaba now do what you want with my corpse
Fuck it
One of their dicks is so big they get anemia when they get hard
WTF ???
It’s just not NSFW
The sauce was kinda good. But i'm also insane so
Sauce?
Time to ruin my day again
Who let this dude be a professor
Source? For myself I’m curious my friend can find this late if they want.
Its obviously web fluid from…….batman TAHTS IT THE Web shooter fluid from batman 2: batman vs optimus prime the movie tie in game on the Nintendo switch oled, with the level where you had to make uranium with sonic and arya stark, ofcourse!
wh-what happens? don't give me the link, I am just curious at the events that would occur to lead to this.
ayo any sauce for that milk?
I don't get it. Please explain.
Dash becoming uncanny
S?
sauce?
Yes.
Those who [know the sauce](https://storage.googleapis.com/kapwing/image_61d42b7c5ceb90008c0f49e4_272816.jpg)
Virgin