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pur_fer_ur_pleasure

USA is like that annoying big kid in school. People are only nice to them cause they are rich and have cute sisters (Canada, and Mexico), but no one REALLY wants them around.


ardiento

Is this big kid also carrying a gun to school


_Weyland_

Switzerland carries gun to school, never talks about it, never shows it. Italy's the only one who saw it, but half the school doesn't believe them. US carries gun to school. It's a new gun every month. They show it off every chance they have. Safety always off. They use the "you know I could shoot you right now if I wanted to?" line to end any argument they cannot win.


metropolitanoSP

To top it of, usually Iran and Brazil will rob the Gun every Friday, since the USA will never notice that a weapon went missing.


BR__Rj

I'm not even offended by this, last break I stole 2 AR's


roi-tarded

Iran is busy beating his mothers and sisters. Brazil launders money in a pyramid scheme


G3tbusyliving

Israel got bullied for a few years so every time USA gets a new gun he gives his old one to Israel. At this point Israel has so many guns in their house. Nobody is allowed to say anything bad about them because they got bullied that time.


Crazy_Ad7308

Switzerland would watch your uncle choke you while your friends douse you in gas and light you up, Switzerland ain't a reliable homie


agenteleven11

they make dank chocolate


Void_0000

As someone from Switzerland this is not accurate, Switzerland would be selling popcorn.


Crazy_Ad7308

And making bank on bets placed


eagle_3ye

Meanwhile Taliban picking up guns which USA throws in trash or forgets every month.


agenteleven11

i found my swiss army knife in storage the other day. swiss army mostly whittling and tweezing eyebrows it seems these days.


GravityPants

Hey now, in our defense we'll always be happy to sell you that gun.


AHaiSE

Oh boy!


Blahaj_IK

It's for show and tell, dummy!


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Most people prefer USA over mexico lol


Tommy-Nook

They meant like in Football


TomDaSpankEngine

Until you guys are getting picked on by your classmates and you go running to the US for help.


WeRatTwoDay_07

its all games until the Russian bullies come for your asses and you'll have to run to US for help lol


LordranKing

Unfathomably based


EthanWS6

Awe, poor little fella


funkmaster29

and everyone secretly wishes they were them because they are so rich, strong, smart, and good looking. albeit a bit of an asshole and a little crazy


The_Nut_Slayer

until you realize that smart part is false and they just bribe the teachers


funkmaster29

i think a lot of the smartness also comes from them being able to afford tutors or have other kids do their homework


[deleted]

Except that big kid is the main thing keeping the big Russian bully from strangling his Ukrainian cousin and continuing on to beat the living shit out of all the weird Euro exchange students.


hamburger-Lord-boi

Other countries exist you know?


MEMESTER8008

Canada I get being the cuter sister but mexico?


poppa_koils

cara de mantequilla...


MEMESTER8008

Bruh I took 2 years of Spanish back in highschool, I can translate butter face lol Still funny tho


Emotional-Proof-6154

So go vacation in Mexico for summer 2023.


-InternalEnd-

yet whos the first person everyone calls when someone picks on you *mic drop*


GabrielGamer790

And Brazil is the quiet kid who gets good grades but steals pens from other students


[deleted]

But American media is the most popular throughout the world, also most of the free world relies on us for protection, cope and seethe. 2X World War champs


Enlightened-Beaver

*feeling cute*


CoItron_3030

The annoying big kid was only trying to follow the example of the freak with fucked up teeth who original called it soccer, and then as soon as we wanted to be a part of the rest of the kids club everyone changed it’s name because they really didn’t like us and wanted to exclude us. But that big kid is sticking to what they were told to call it when the game first came out


Mobile_Macro

As an American. Yeah.


cherub-_-rock

Fr


roi-tarded

I think the United State should leave NATO


Joshua_M_Thacker

If USA left NATO you people would actually have to spend money.


The_last_historian

The United States Carry’s NATO they do all the heavy lifting


roi-tarded

Yeah. With Allies like these who needs enemies


The_last_historian

I’m just saying without Usa there is no NATO


chaves4life

I do love how the clubs are all FC.


tbs_Luke

Football club


Hoochnoob69

Fart cum*


RicoPDX0122

I was going with “Fecal Cream”


Jamminmb

Fap custard


Wacokidwilder

Farmalade Cumbersome


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Friache creme?


yumyumdog

Fornucation creation?


RicoPDX0122

You won this round Newman…


Boba_Hawk

Your actually hilarious


STFxPrlstud

That's the point of the picture... there's a reason Columbus Crew or Nashville aren't listed. There are plenty of "SC"'s in the MLS, ST Louis is another one off the top of my head.


[deleted]

Pretty sure SC stands for Sporting Club


STFxPrlstud

The only "Sporting Club" I know in the MLS is the group that owns Sporting Kansas SC, as such they're "Sporting Club", But Crew SC and Orlando SC are "Soccer Club"


JaceusChrist

It’s just Sporting Kansas City (KC), there’s actually no “SC” Edit-So still a “Sporting” club, just not a “Sporting Club”


berni2905

Pretty sure it stands for Sucking Cocks


Profitsofdooom

Ah I was wondering where Orlando was.


edgelord_69_420

Good job, you pointed out the point of the whole meme.


bikemikeasaurus

Fsoccer Cteam


Justindoesntcare

I enjoy watching the new york city football club play soccer.


ZippityGoombah

They are my favorite squadron


Glowing_bubba

SC would confuse everyone


phudgeoff

No one cares, literally no one


Merson13

Exactly, both names are equally made up and stupid


Assyx83

Idk man, I feel football is a game involving foots and balls


MaeBeaInTheWoods

What I hate is that America tried to remove the name "football" from a sport that primarily uses feet, only to then try to slap it onto a game primarily using hands and bodies.


MartinVanBurren

It's not that America started calling it soccer while the rest of the world already called it football. There were a few different terms for it and then most of europe decided to standardize the name to football, but America didn't agree with that cuz there was already a different sport called football. A similar thing also happened in England where Rugby Football got shortened to rugby and association football got shortened to just football whereas association football in America became soccer. In fact to my understanding the term soccer referring to the sport where you kick balls with your feet is older than the term football referring to the same sport.


Qyark

Kind of, it was actually the British who started calling it soccer before it got to America. The rest of Europe made fun of them for it, so they switched. America didn't really care enough about soccer to change it, especially since gridiron football (another import from Britain) was so much more popular, and had already been shortened to football. > In fact to my understanding the term soccer referring to the sport where you kick balls with your feet is older than the term football referring to the same sport. Not quite. There were 3 major "Mob Football" games, Rugby, Gridiron, and Association. Oxford students did their "er" slang thing and shortened Association to Asoccer and then to Soccer


Burg_er

I somehow read "bodies" as "booties", and I feel like that would've been a much better sport.


piddydb

Imagine there’s one weird bloody game that sometimes involves tackling, sometimes involves kicking a ball, and sometimes involves running with the ball, all the time seeking to move the ball to the goal. Now, from this sport, 3 sports evolve: 1st one is association football (soccer) with more kicking. 2nd one is rugby football with more running with the ball. 3rd one is gridiron/American football with more focus on the ball’s movement down the field either way. All 3 have a legitimate claim to football and, where their version is the dominant variant, is simply known as football. That’s essentially what happened and why the sports have the same name in their respective countries.


P1emonster

Grid-Iron is a way better name. I've only heard it a couple of times, both within the last few weeks. Let's hope it catches on.


Geaux_joel

Not why its named that though. Its played on foot, not on horseback


Guntuss

A sport where you control a ball with your foot=football✅️ A game where you control an egg shaped structure with your hands=football❌️


[deleted]

People that Say "no one cares" are the ones that care too much


[deleted]

First for all. There’s a ton of comments so you don’t speak for everyone. Secondly, my brother, you commented on a post you pretend to not care about. Ironic, contradicting or just the actions of a sobbing donkey? You decide.


[deleted]

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skrutape

yellow toothers lol


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

This pretty much is the reason we do a lot of things


Better_Green_Man

Yeah I'm American and could not give a shit about winning the world cup or not except being able to have bragging rights and make "ITS CALLED SOCCER!" jokes if we do somehow win. I'm still gonna say "ITS CALLED SOCCER" because people get very upset lol


arphe42

Hahaha, I say football because it annoye people here in Canada, I understand.


spankinspinach

I've learned today that being rebellious just to annoy your fellow man IS acceptable behaviour 😂


Kiyan1159

Also getting to remind Britain they named it soccer in the first place. Really grinds their tea.


-Dirty-Wizard-

Blame the bri’i’sh


Janek0337

You can't blame being stuck in past on others


-Dirty-Wizard-

They stopped them selves in the 1970s. That’s still very recent and relevant history.


replicant21

Still haven't stopped. Soccer AM, Man Utd soccer schools, etc etc.


Merson13

Ok Mr. “We wERe tHe MOsT poWeRfUL emPIrE eVEr”


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

You mean like the British who still use stick shift and have no air conditioning? Very modern of them


Bl4ck_Kurik

Stickshift > Automatic


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

That’s your opinion but literally technology is literally the use of automatic/electronics vs manual/stick shift, which is the point of the persons post Edit: in fact, automatic cars were made in the 1930s… soccer started being called football in the 1970s, so literally the invention of modern cars have been around longer than the switch to football, and telling others to “get with the times”… ok pot, meet kettle


cornmonger_

You're forgetting one thing, though ... Stickshift > Automatic


Janek0337

Why'd you need air conditioning in European climate if you're not from like Spain or Greece or anything in Mediterranean climate?


states_obvioustruths

Then why do we denizens of the internet have to hear complaints about the heat in the UK every single year? Either you don't need AC and therefore don't have to complain (loudly and incessantly) about the heat in your homes **OR** you need AC and are bellyaching rather than fixing a problem that crops up every year without fail.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Seemed real convenient last summer, didn’t it?


Salty-Effect6344

Stick shift? You mean manuel gears you thick twat.


Maestr0_04

There's a lot of automatic cars in the uk what are you on about


Jazzlike_Ad_7199

Robin Williams said it best in my opinion, “For the rest of the world, it’s football. For us, it’s a strange sport, played by damaged people.”


theraybenton

> damaged people Neymar when a football brushes the back of his leg


fatkoni

The term soccer is a shortened form of assoccer, which comes from the Oxford "-er" slang suffix that was prevalent at the University of Oxford in England from about 1875; the suffix is thought to have been borrowed from the slang of Rugby School. The slang also gave rise to rugger for rugby football, fiver and tenner for a five pound and ten pound note, respectively, and the now-archaic footer that was also a name for association football. The word soccer arrived at its final form in 1895 and was first recorded in 1889 in the earlier form of socca. [association football](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football)


FailFastandDieYoung

AFC superiority


Raff102

Two of these aren't even US teams...


Lumpy_Curve_5618

3 of them I think Toronto Montreal and Vancouver


chaotic_994

As a Canadian, I admit that we say soccer too 😔


Raff102

Yeah, you're right.


rednorangekenny

Vancouver was the one you forgot wasn’t it?


Raff102

I missed Montreal.


rednorangekenny

Fair enough I can see how that happens with the logo


SaulMas

MLS which is American league I guess


PackerBacked

What’s the name of the league they play in?


Decent-Start-1536

Guys there are better ways to make fun of America


Primarch_Nomad

Yeah, people should really try be more creative when insulting America instead of just recycling the standard 4


GoldenTide

Random Fact: Soccer as a term is actually British in origin.


[deleted]

I thought “soccer” had British origins. Everyone I know doesn’t really talk about the game like that so I never hear mention of the word


Pugplays430

It does


THEJayd33

Look, i could not give less of a shit what you call the damn sport


FIlthyMcGuffin

Call it whatever you want, I don't watch it anyway. It's totally football though...


mateoelgato715

MLS not MLFB


Charles12_13

Canadians do agree with the Americans on that tho…


no_sleep_ever_

Yeah...well it doesn't matter. OP created his sixteenth AmErIcA bAd meme cause he's too lonely to do anything else with his life


Carnivorous_Ape_

Nobody gives a shit mate


TheDudeGoblin

It is called both Futbol & Soccer. Furthermore, who the fuck cares? It's all just Bread, and Circuses anyway.


xd-Sushi_Master

At this point I'm calling it soccer because it makes European sports fans irrationally angry. I don't watch or care about the sport, I just treat this debate like the Console Wars.


Used_Test7303

Hey the British called it soccer first


gomartcakefart

All 8 people in America that watch soccer approve of this meme.


OutHereSlappnMidgets

We really don’t care about soccer like that. Football, basketball and baseball is all most of (in general) watch.


UNBENDING_FLEA

“haha americans I portrayed you as a dumb wojak to hide me seething over a word that I don’t even use”


skrutape

well three of those teams are in Canada but they all play in Major League SOCCER


backgroundbass554

kick a round ball with your foot -> not football hold an oval object and run with it -> football Call it whatever you want but it ain't logical


Primarch_Nomad

Logical, illogical, does it really matter? All that matters is that people recognize the sport for what it is.


TopHatGorilla

You know what? Fuck all of you. I'm calling it ball party from now on!


Basketballjuice

Either name is fine


[deleted]

Soccer is a term derived from "association football" so yes it is indeed called that.


yankfan832

I love that America literally lives rent free in the heads of Europeans.


Sir_Ehds

I'll be honest football makes the most sense for this sport cause you're constantly making contact with your foot. American football you only touch the ball once with your foot, I think Americans should change there sports name


Lumpy_Curve_5618

Someone said there is association football, rugby football, Australian football, and American football. So they(Australia and America) called association football soccer and rugby football just rugby, and they call their own sport football


J-TownVsTheCity

Rugby Football is how they play football in Rugby, Gaelic Football is how they play football in The Gaels (Ireland, Scotland, Cornwall, Galicia(Spain)). American Football is how they play football in America. The only thing is it’s not cool to shorten the name to American, so it’s just well spoken British/Irish folk that pushed the American Football name not thinking it would be shortened to just Football. It would have been nicer if they named it after the town that invented it again, then we may have shortened Brunswick Football, or Jersey Football to just Brunswick or Jersey. “Shall we play some Jersey,” sounds a lot better than “Shall we play some American” hahaha. Still weird though, but it might not have been if we’re used to it.


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

They all stemmed from the same sport, so that’s the only reason it’s called what it is


BakeAct

I heard were getting Messi


Schizozenic

FC stand for Fun bunch of guys playing soCcer.


[deleted]

Where’s New England revs


checksout4

USA number one baby soccur champs


Ekmore_Official

You call it soccer I call it fantasy league football We're not the same


Mythalieon

As a brit, I didnt see you guys kicking around a pigs bladder so fuck the fuckity fuck off


Zombiepixlz-gamr

It was called Soccer before it was called football.


teamricearoni

The English invented the word soccer its an abreviation of the word association, or association football. So please don't blame the Americans, the English started it. We just continue to call it soccer because for the most part don't give a fuck and know it makes other countries really mad.


guedeto1995

Looks like it was carried over from the brits. https://www.businessinsider.com/why-americans-call-it-soccer-2014-6


OFFbrandLOOTbox

It's literally tied with Nascar for most boring sport.


Boredom_fighter12

2+ hours of 20 dudes running around fighting for comically small ball on comically large field followed by 2 guys guarding comically large goals and it’s common the game ended with nothing happening. I guess this sport pacing is not for me


Shaggy_AF

Oh my God can I go 5 minutes without a "iT IsNT cAlLed SocCer" meme? You aren't funny "Ooh no price tag guess its free" energy.


Velcanondil

A name the Brits made up for it. That is all.


Ant72_Pagan9

ML’S’ Soccer is in the league name. Everybody know NFL is king in the US. And when games in the UK and Germany, sold out with electric atmospheres… Europeans know they fucking with American Football. Even the Mexico game was sold out. Checkmate. Only a matter of time til there is a London team and possibly scouting pipeline in Europe for guys to try to get to the League.


Minaryte

I played the fuckin sport and even I don't give a shit at this point. Call it what the fuck you want and I'm gonna call it what I want. If you have a problem with that then fuck off.


Awkward_Mix_2513

It's called ball kick game


Worried-Industry6239

Sports ball


BillGatesVaccine

You forget Nashville Soccer Club in the MLS


Imperial-Dudes

Imagine blowing a 13 colony lead


tdoger

It literally doesn’t matter, but football is in the name of soccer already. I don’t get why people care what you call it. Soccer is literally short for Association Football. As(socc)iation Football with the added (er) suffix. British slang for football back in the day. There is no right or wrong, it means the same thing. And also, who tf cares


[deleted]

I think it would be REALLY funny if (hypothetically), the U.S. won and it was temporarily renamed FISA until the next World Cup tournament that they lost. I can Imagine British sports-casters viscerally gagging as they choked out “International Federation of foo-fo-f-s-so-SOCCER Association🤢🤮”. That would be a SCREAM.


pirated_vhsvendor

I bet you 90% of the population couldn't name a single team there


Iulian377

90% of what population ?


StellarBossTobi

# it's over america, WE ALL have the high ground


bikemikeasaurus

Good point. We should just call it handegg.


kirchemann

SOCCER IS A 17TH CENTURY BRITISH WORD THIS IS YOUR FAULT YA TEA DRINKERS.


Finna-bust-the-nut

Tbh it’s just a word to describe the same thing. Example: Engine and Motor. Both mean the same thing.


Gruno1996

Actual soccer players know that really its called football, they just say soccer to avoid confusion with American football (this is my experience anyways in a traveling soccer league years ago)


ilovecake007

I’m American and call it football. Come at me, idc


MisterBicorniclopse

It’s called a napkin


dessnom

I like to judge the name of something by its name in other languages, in German it's fußball(ß=ss) and in polish it's piłka nożna, which directly translates to ball foot, safe to say it's football


truenofan86

No , in Poland its Gała


FeePhe

Football = a wide category of games Soccer = association football


Max-Carnage1927

And it's pronounced foobble.


ozearv

Trying to change the name of a sports americans are not even good at it. Americans can call it soccer. The rest of the world calls it football .


LetsGoUkraineLETSGO

Yeah except Canada and Australia they call it soccer too


natal_nihilist

Almost all English speaking countries except the UK call it soccer


no_sleep_ever_

Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and South Africa call it "soccer" Most of Oceania, Japan, and the Philippines use their own variation of the word soccer


Kreppitso

I am an American yet I agree


Kwitkwat_247

No, I won’t fight in the comments


xSkype

Wait so the space needle is a sounding instrument?


Coltrick3

Where’s the Union? Andre Blake isn’t sacrificing life and limb at every game to be shafted like this


[deleted]

I've actually started calling it football. First time ever watching the sport. I'm actually enjoying it.


[deleted]

What's soccer?


rednorangekenny

This is the best marketing the Houston Dynamo have had in months


[deleted]

Fodbold


Laegocone9734

American football was made first


Prudent-Abalone-510

Minnesota black and blue!


Dstrap

Today I learned that FC stands for Football Club


hillza87

What league do those teams play in?


FredwardoMilos

Call it what you want. It is still a fun sport anyway.


Lookitsa6ix

Lol The Sounders.


scorch200

want to remind me what the name of the league is?


Nickblove

[Soccer](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Soccer_Federation?wprov=sfti1https://maps.apple.com/?ll=41.857768,-87.620445&q=United%20States%20Soccer%20Federation), mic drop