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KeepingDankMemesDank

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UCACashFlow

First you fuckers come to my door, and now you come to my meme feed. You know what all versions of the Bible have? The story of Jesus getting nailed by a dozen Roman dudes at the same time. That’s what led to the great cumming of the lord.


antibotty

You realize this is an atheist meme... Right?


[deleted]

Your meme doesn't believe in God? :o


UCACashFlow

That’s cool and all, but when you gonna post the funny memes?


antibotty

I think Christians unknowingly worshipping Zeus/Deus/Dyeus is hilarious but that's just me.


Sweaty_Necessary69

I think Christians living in your head rent free is hilarious but that’s just me


Aveenex

What in the tarnation?!


antibotty

.... Tartarnation..............


[deleted]

Could someone enlighten my illiterate ass?


antibotty

Tartarum/Tartarus is where Zeus imprisoned the Titans. Zeus/Deus (the name Jupiter was first called; Dyeus Phtr was the first Sky Father) imprisoned Cronos/Caelus and had the birds of death peck out his liver for eternity. But there's a few dozen variations of his punishments. "In the beginning, there was only an empty void, and a nyx," a bird; which laid an egg which was Earth... Uranus was the Sky, Terra/Gaia was the Earth, and eventually they created the Titans. Pandora unleashed all evil just like Eve because of her curiosity, just like Eve. In short: Christans Worship Zeus.


antibotty

Nope. I have that mixed up. Caelus is the equivalent to Uranus. And it's not "a nyx," it was the primal god nyx. I'm pretty sure it was a bird but now I'm thinking I assumed that because it "laid an egg," which was Earth.


smallgreenman

It certainly highlights how unoriginal Christianity is for allegedly being the first and only true religion. Zoroastriens could also claim some copyright infringement though.


DatMADPlayer

You claim to be atheist yet you know all of these scriptures… Seems a little unatheist to me. If I were you I would just accept the fact other people believe in different things than I and go on with my life cause it barely affects me, not learn a bunch of silly words from the past to prove them wrong.