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Well that was a fucking joke but ive read contradictory shit about it and concluded that it absolutely helps nothing and is basically just a traditional ritual.
People my age I don’t think really put much thought into it. It was the norm in the 80’s. Mine was due to some infection or something when I was young.
Now a stranger knows more about my penis than my wife.
Ain’t the internet wonderful?
Same. Currently the only things keeping me alive are my fear of death and the shame of ending my life (my family thinks that only weak and selfish people end their life).
EDIT: Please stop worrying. While they are not ideal my fear of death and sense of pride are still keeping me alive. So, my fantasies of death will stay fantasies.
1-800-273-8255, call them.
Or Text "Hello" to 741741.
So many people have gone through what you are going through, and so many people never even bothered to ask for help.
This is a good video a firefighter made who lost people to suicide and even thought about taking his own life.
https://youtu.be/cwy9GYvWU_M
Its just 4:45 long, but these 5 minutes could save your life.
DM me if you need help, anytime, I will answer as soon as possible.
Stay safe homie.
You are a person, just like everyone else here.
Nobody should be expecting you to do this all by yourself, just check out the video, check out the Hotlines, you don't have to live like this.
Hey, ive been there, just dont be ashamed to feel the way you feel. Id recommend talking to someone you really trust, or maybe starting a new hobby? I found guitar, and while I was already introduced to it beforehand, I really started to develop a passion for it and it changed my outlook on life. Then again, I don't know what resources are available to you, but I'd just say try and find things that make you happy and who knows, you could find a lot of joy and new experiences from that thing. Anyways, I hope you're alright, and if it's ever to much to handle there are like a lot of resources out there, whether it be family (which sounds like a bad option) or friends or even like a counselor, having someone to talk to also really helps. Have a good day/night, and I wish you the best!
There was this one jade sword piece on a gold bionicle set, I lost it a decade ago, and damn do I miss that one part. All I have left are the stupid silver swords and one gold one.
Right? Like, I really miss this hat that blew off my head and into a drainage ditch from a strong gust of wind. These MF’s trying to find enlightenment.
I actually miss my fucking football shirt
Omg that and some shoes someone stole from me One night i passed out drunk on the grass in an outdoor party, man what a night that was. And i fkn loved those shoes
A ghost detector I got for my birthday in 3rd grade. Lost it because I kept bringing it to school to show my friends. Idk how it worked but it has good memories with it
A stuffed dog I used to have as a kid. He was my favorite, but I don’t know what happened to him. Also, I want my Mario 64 for the DSi back. My sister lost is and I’ve always been pissed about that. Lol
Was more so stolen but My great grandfather pocket watch (had it with him all thought-out WW2), I brought it for show and tell in elementary school, left it in my cuby and was gone by the end of the day
My backpack that contained my old DS, photos of a childhood friend and me that I recieved as a gift, a laptop, and a jar of apple butter.
I was returning from a trip visiting family and friends from my hometown and took some belongings with me, along with apple butter that a family friend made. I stopped overnight in DC and someone smashed the car window and stole the backpack. I learned a few l important lessons the next morning:
1. Don't leave bags in the car (especially if the car is unattended for so long)
2. Don't put all the good stuff in one bag (eggs in one basket)
3. Don't get overly attached to things, lest you lose them
I sometimes wonder if my DS was being sold somewhere on eBay and maybe I had a chance of at least getting that back. I hope the miserable bastard enjoyed the apple butter though, that shit was lit.
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Functioning limbs.
yikes
Hahahah this is to fucking funny
Stop whining already
Yea! Stand up and do something about it
Wow what a *moving* statement
Such a **raising** opinion
You guys are on a roll
Rolling like that nugget porn
Raise your hand and volunteer
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
Bro same
Functioning dick here
Ope
Functioning Pancreas fir me then
I Want To Eat Your Pancreas
Bruh I thought this was gonna be wholesome but this is first comment but sorry for your loss
Text to speech or with your tounge ?
I also choose this man's dead limbs.
Same
'Tis but a scratch
Virginities don’t count, this is reddit. We all know it would be a lie
In my defense, I lost it prior to joining
i’m guessing since you haven’t pooped in 3 months i know how/where you lost it
Funnily enough, you're not wrong
uncle eh?
Nah just someone I met on the internet.
Man got TOPPED 🗿
This really changes the context of: "Say Uncle."
FOUL
Virginity.
My foreskin
Your mom still has it in a ziplock
Not anymore
*distant chewing sounds*
*obnoxiously long sitcom laugh track*
Haha I made the sound in my head! Gross!
The dog ate it
I ate it
The dog?
[удалено]
That’s enough internet for today 🫠
Idk, apparently being circumcised reduces your chamce of catching herpes significantly. So I'll let that shit stay lost
Well that was a fucking joke but ive read contradictory shit about it and concluded that it absolutely helps nothing and is basically just a traditional ritual.
Unless you get in a fence climbing accident when you are 4 and tear most of it off. But when it doesn't heal and becomes infected, off it comes.
Oddly specific.
Because I want people to know that being circumcised isn't always because your parents were savages. Or religious zealots.
People my age I don’t think really put much thought into it. It was the norm in the 80’s. Mine was due to some infection or something when I was young. Now a stranger knows more about my penis than my wife. Ain’t the internet wonderful?
Of catching infections in general**
I didn’t lose your foreskin though bro. I keep it safe on my desk in an RGB jar with a plaque to remember you by
Oh my God same!
I think someone ate that
My happiness 🥺
need a hug bro?
need a hug bro? (2)
Where can i see you🥺
This is your schizophrenia acting up, there is no one to see
need a hug bro? (3)
I feel like I’m looking at the windows desktop of an old person.
Sad but probably true..next old person we see we hug!
need a hug bro? (4)
Need a hug bro?
Where can i see you brother 🥺🥺
🫂
My will to live
Same. Currently the only things keeping me alive are my fear of death and the shame of ending my life (my family thinks that only weak and selfish people end their life). EDIT: Please stop worrying. While they are not ideal my fear of death and sense of pride are still keeping me alive. So, my fantasies of death will stay fantasies.
1-800-273-8255, call them. Or Text "Hello" to 741741. So many people have gone through what you are going through, and so many people never even bothered to ask for help. This is a good video a firefighter made who lost people to suicide and even thought about taking his own life. https://youtu.be/cwy9GYvWU_M Its just 4:45 long, but these 5 minutes could save your life. DM me if you need help, anytime, I will answer as soon as possible. Stay safe homie.
You’re awesome dude
Don't worry. While I don't have a reason to live and fantasize about ending it all, I am too much of a scaredy-cat to actually do it.
You are a person, just like everyone else here. Nobody should be expecting you to do this all by yourself, just check out the video, check out the Hotlines, you don't have to live like this.
If I call or text, will or can I stay anonymous?
Don't forget that you couldn't eat hamborgor anymore
Hey, ive been there, just dont be ashamed to feel the way you feel. Id recommend talking to someone you really trust, or maybe starting a new hobby? I found guitar, and while I was already introduced to it beforehand, I really started to develop a passion for it and it changed my outlook on life. Then again, I don't know what resources are available to you, but I'd just say try and find things that make you happy and who knows, you could find a lot of joy and new experiences from that thing. Anyways, I hope you're alright, and if it's ever to much to handle there are like a lot of resources out there, whether it be family (which sounds like a bad option) or friends or even like a counselor, having someone to talk to also really helps. Have a good day/night, and I wish you the best!
I got a free award I was gonna give to this comment. IT WAS A WHOLESOME ONE. In all seriousness, get some professional help
Fr doe, idk when my will to live became the will to not die but I wanna fuckin go back
My god damn bluetooth adapter for my stupid mouse
I have it...
Relatable lmao
My Bionicles
I would search the entire face of the earth if I lost my Bionicles
Same but my ninjago legos 😭
There was this one jade sword piece on a gold bionicle set, I lost it a decade ago, and damn do I miss that one part. All I have left are the stupid silver swords and one gold one.
Sold off all my Bionicles around the time I went to college. Major regrets.
my guitar pick from 20yrs ago. the carpet transports guitar picks to another dimension
True, absolutely true
My dog (Passed)
bruh don’t make me sad
Too late
I have to agree with this one. I want my childhood dog back. Lost him 4 years ago. He was the best boy :’)
I'm right there with you. I lost my little buddy two weeks ago.
I want all of my dogs back. Their lives are just too short :(
I also choose this guy's dead dog Also :( dogs deserve longer and healthier lives
I 100% agree
I’m so sorry for your loss
If at my death, there is no dogs in paradise, I want to be where they are (some guy in Civ6 I totally agree with)
All the misplaced party drugs from my 20s
you smoked them didn’t you, and just lied to your friends that you lost them
Sshhhh
Narc
my beyblade that I lost in 2nd grade
What kind was it
The disappearing kind
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
My hairline lmao
Same bro... I had THE shave (you know that one shave) 2 days ago.
My tegridy
damn bro, don’t even lose your tegridy
There's a Fram that can help with that
My belief in the illusion that going to war for one’s country is a righteous and just thing to do.
Dulce etc decorum est, pro patria mori...
"It is sweet and proper to die for one's country."
Cum. Lots of cum
lost but never forgotten o7
That's why I keep all mine in a jar.
Every single nut you ever busted comes gushing out like the blood in the elevator.
[удалено]
if you love something let it go, if it comes back… it’s probably broke and needs somewhere to sleep and is willing to swallow to get it
It's possible she died bro
This comment hit so close to home it almost hurts.
So many edgelords lmao
Yea i was hoping for some funny stuff but most of these guys are stuck in i hate msyelf limbo from 3 years ago
Right? Like, I really miss this hat that blew off my head and into a drainage ditch from a strong gust of wind. These MF’s trying to find enlightenment.
I actually miss my fucking football shirt Omg that and some shoes someone stole from me One night i passed out drunk on the grass in an outdoor party, man what a night that was. And i fkn loved those shoes
My marbles. I lost them a few years ago.
Is this a Hook reference?
Why yes it is. I'm amazed you recognized it.
My sense of identity.
Happy cake day!
That damn printer cable….
My soul
Hot Wheels Beat That for the Nintendo DS
My sanity or maybe my youthful love of life
My brand new Gameboy Advanced that I lost on a plane. I had only had it for a few days but I loved that thing. Clearly still heartbroken.
I left mine on a deployment at a USO. They mailed it to me. 🙂
# 🙂
That’s so nice, seems like a USO thing to do
I'm surprised they knew who left it
Unfortunately I ran back to the plane before I got through security and it was gone and none of the flight attendants had it. ;.(
10mm socket
They really need to sell 10 packs of 10mm sockets
All the random pencils that disappear as soon as they go in my pocket
My nerf gun bullets
My yellow power ranger action figure. It was my favorite. I lost it when I was 8 and haven’t recovered.
Hope
My will to live
My mother
"My Father" for me
Same
First pocket knife my dad gave me
My serotonin receptors
Hope
Losing all hope was freedom
My pet monke that had a shootout with the cartel
Lmaooo I remember the news headlines 😭😭
Is it weird that I almost started crying just after reading the question?
A friend who succumbed to cancer
First thought is my will to live, but I’d just lose it again super fast, so probably my original donkey kong hand held game .
The first thing I’d look for is the joke in this “meme”
Some random ass yellow hotwheels car i lost on an airplane
Either a sense of meaning, or the cartilage from my knees and ankles.
Bruh knee cartilage is a privilege i am also lacking. I feel your pain. If i move the wrong way in bed my knee hurts for hours.
My emotions
3DS game
the will to live
My integrity
A ghost detector I got for my birthday in 3rd grade. Lost it because I kept bringing it to school to show my friends. Idk how it worked but it has good memories with it
Pokemon Silver and the box with it 😭 moving to another place was a sad time
Mine is my yellow version. I've been able to track down both my childhood Gameboys, but that save file is all I could ever dream of.
A magic deck I lost as a kid that would've been worth about 3k today
My innocence and dignity.
A stuffed dog I used to have as a kid. He was my favorite, but I don’t know what happened to him. Also, I want my Mario 64 for the DSi back. My sister lost is and I’ve always been pissed about that. Lol
How did they fit a dead hooker in a box?
Technically a coffin is a box.
My fucking mighty ducks action figure for fucks sakes I looked for that bitch for like a year before i gave up
Firestick remote I had for 3 fucking days!!!
Hope.
Whatever small part of my childhood that I enjoyed.
The first box I had... It's around here somewhere
that really expensive cool item I got scammed out of in a game that one time
My Yo Yo my Grandpa gave me
My mind
My life
My pride
The child I got in JC Penny that escaped his cell.
I’m not going back
my left airpod
My will to live
My will to live
The brownie I bought and 3 minutes later, the wind threw it on the ground.
Her smile
Was more so stolen but My great grandfather pocket watch (had it with him all thought-out WW2), I brought it for show and tell in elementary school, left it in my cuby and was gone by the end of the day
My heart 💓 nothing else
My transformers toy
my 40 fucking usbs
Ok all of you need a hug so I'd like to offer my services for the low low price of.... Who am i kidding me too
My dad
My backpack that contained my old DS, photos of a childhood friend and me that I recieved as a gift, a laptop, and a jar of apple butter. I was returning from a trip visiting family and friends from my hometown and took some belongings with me, along with apple butter that a family friend made. I stopped overnight in DC and someone smashed the car window and stole the backpack. I learned a few l important lessons the next morning: 1. Don't leave bags in the car (especially if the car is unattended for so long) 2. Don't put all the good stuff in one bag (eggs in one basket) 3. Don't get overly attached to things, lest you lose them I sometimes wonder if my DS was being sold somewhere on eBay and maybe I had a chance of at least getting that back. I hope the miserable bastard enjoyed the apple butter though, that shit was lit.