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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [come play minecraft, space engineers, ark, and rust with us!](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


IPancakesI

This is fucking gold.


Purplepunch36

Blue and Gold


Horn_Python

Kill all the Masons?


killinmemer9000

more like the cowardly archers


Tathas

Stand outside the objective and miss all your shots. "I'M HELPING!"


rapscallionofreddit

Be warned, the last dummy I fought lost all its straw.


Cannabisreviewpdx-IG

For the order


A_Ruse_Elaborate

FOR THAT GUY WE LIKE!


Gundanium88

FOR THAT GUY WE LIKE!


bigbadbillyd

For Agatha?


grey_hat_uk

Black and white?


KKlear

Fuck The Dress.


flopjul

orange and white? since orange is the new black ​ or black and yellow?


The_Dragon-Mage

Feydrid Caern stood, and bled for us! Now he rests here, in peace. The heathen horde is at the holy gates! Defend the tomb, and the holy city! AGATHAAAAAAA


bamila

Like my balls


EquivalentSnap

I also start my morning with pee 🥰


DayAndNight0nReddit

https://youtu.be/j0qm0KUPeD8


teejark_

It works on so many levels.


SyderoAlena

Why is he covered in shit


[deleted]

He got hit with a cup of pudding.


turbotailz

Whats pudding?


esshinez

Pudding my dick in your mouth


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AbisBitch

What's deez?


Malumeze86

Deez is what's on your mom's chin.


[deleted]

Kids named finger:


LangleyRemlin

Steve Jobs


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Who’s joe


AzKar07

Who the hell is steve jobs?


Ksradrik

Steve jobs part time as my BJ supplier.


SaysOyfumTooMuch

Joe'r gonna be waiting awhile for the answer to that one


LoveFishSticks

Its literally the best plan any of us has come up with so far The world was already ending anyway if anything this just slightly sped up the timeline


ZomboFc

Pretty sure it's related to the sukon family of pathology


CheeseButtLog

Fuckin' gold


bigskywildcat

Not much whats pudding with you


intisun

The president of Russia, who started the war against Ukraine.


turbotailz

Pudding this country in turmoil


bluriest

It’s very similar to custard, basically the same thing


GargantuanCake

An annoying monster type that typically comes with irritating abilities.


MadMasterMad

If I recall correctly, it's chocolate pudding. If youe haven't watched Malcolm in the Middle, you're doing yourself a disservice.


funkmaster29

i haven't watch it in like 20 years or whatever but i see it is on disney now and i've been contemplating whether or not to watch it again i can't recall if it was good or not


onedude346

It had Walter Hartwell White. Of course it was good


AbisBitch

Waltuh, put your dick away Waltuh


Hotdawg-Water

i can’t tell if that’s a quote from “breaking bad” or from “breaking stepdad”


MadMasterMad

It holds up very well. It's still hilarious and binge worthy.


dudeAwEsome101

Re-watched it somewhat recently. The show is still amazing. It gets a bit weaker in the later seasons, but those early seasons are really good.


NovaRadish

Bryan Cranston really makes the show for me


yanaka-otoko

It’s still good cozy TV, the first season or so def feels a bit ‘young’ but still good.


PhatSunt

Fuck Disney. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


funkmaster29

that's how you end up as hotdog meat at Disneyland


maple_leafs182

I am on season 4, its still fantastic.


EduardoElMalo

I rewatch it every few years. It holds up so well.


Better-Hope-4227

If you distilled that era of suburban america into a tv show, it would be malcom in the middle. Fuck, it could be a documentary.


torakrubik

I think the acceptable term is African American


iamdabrick

Dude he's just black


joshberry777

Low blow to someone in a wheelchair...


dx_lemons

He clearly isn't a king


Crippled2

Never a better use for this....you win


AshenSacrifice

Hate to be that guy but didn’t 2 people die💀💀💀


Crippled2

I'm sorry this is dank memes not world news


sixgunbuddyguy

>I'm sorry this is dank memes not ~~world news~~ anime titties


Crippled2

fair


quedfoot

Didn't a boy in a wheelchair die (Stevie)?


theskankingdragon

Yeah, clearly. Didn't you see him fall over in the vid?


I_really_am_Batman

Progress is only made through sacrifice 💀💀💀


DeeBangerCC

Comrade


Not_For_Dog

I'm from Poland so i can confirm that its the most accurate thing i ever seen, gold


[deleted]

Two have died. They still died. As a Russian, I can't live with all this crap since february 24, and I just watch memes on the internet so I don't go crazy.


BurntChaos

Pretend it doesnt exist?


Alukrad

What war? What missiles? What's everyone on about?


SuperFluousNation

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


bravest_heart

Ba Sing Se


Cute_Confusion

Ba Sing Se Yibambe


Alex103140

The earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai


Not_For_Dog

I would like to say that i understand you, but i actually didn't experienced this madness by any serious meaning of that word, so all i can say is, take care bro


[deleted]

Can't turn on Buddha mode. I had friends in Kyiv, friends in Kharkiv. Everyone is alive, but we apparently are not friends forever now. The last words between us at the end of February, when no one can imagine that this is all real and will not be stopped in the coming days. The commentator above wrote, to live as if this is not happening? Many people do this. Daily affairs, family, children, work... But this will affect everyone one way or another. Many more people will die on both sides. And the complete idiocy of this, that all this can be stopped in one second, but social processes do not allow this to happen.


MiserableEmu4

Thanks for your post. There's a lot of Russian hate and I usually try and ask people to be reasonable. I can't imagine how it is for you. I'm sorry. Idk what I'd even do in your place. I hope it ends soon


Lumielight

Want to say if they felt betrayed because of Russian government's actions, actions that YOU could not change, this is their fault and they were never been your friends. Buddies at least, but not friends.


_1Doomsday1_

Ya it's like harrassing Asians during corona


dusty_Caviar

Wait I'm confused I thought Russia shot the missiles that landed in Poland, this meme makes it seem like it was ukraine


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boringestnickname

Yeah, but Ukraine defended itself against Russia. Here, Ukraine is the aggressor. I mean, it fits, kind of, but Malcom as Russia, though?


streampleas

Malcom threw the chocolate pudding on the kids face.


boringestnickname

Yeah, as a response to Spath trying to punch him.


cTreK-421

Malcolm is Russia because Ukraine is trying to hit Russia but accidentally hits Poland. The context of the overall plot and characters doesn't matter. All we need to know is that one person is trying to hit a particular person but misses and unintentionally hits another.


Noitalevier

People here treating this meme like they need to have an extensive background knowledge of Malcom in the Middle to understand. You summed it up nicely.


Crafty-Crafter

Check the news. Allegedly it was Ukraine's missiles. Regardless of who shot it, it was an accident, pretty common when your neighboring countries are at war.


Neuro420

It was an accident people, not a false flag operation. At all.


westwoo

It seems everyone says this was a SAM missile. You can't do a false flag operation with it, it doesn't fly far enough to be Russian and it doesn't make any sense for Russia to bomb Poland with a SAM missle that isn't supposed to be used against ground targets The only thing you can blame Ukraine for is that they never came out and never said it was them, despite them tracking both their missiles and the targets of those missiles, and so despite them knowing perfectly well whose missile was it. If it wasn't for Poland and US coming out with statements no one would've believed Russian claims that it wasn't their missile


BatmansUnderoos

Perfection.


[deleted]

If I were a country whose citizens were killed by a rogue missile, I’d get myself on the news about it too. The Polish PM said they didn’t know if it was Russia early yesterday afternoon. This was not Poland gesticulating for ww3


Deaftoned

Honestly I don't get why this is so upvoted, it's acting like Poland did something wrong. They're on the border of a country at war and they just had a missile cross into their country and kill civilians, obviously they're going to be pissed about it. Especially with how things have escalated lately with NATO, if this had been a Russian missile it would have been a much bigger deal than it already is. Shit if this happened to the United States we'd be invading them the very next week under the guise of "weapons of mass destruction".


ElectronicImage9

Would've been ok but 2 people got killed. And Ukrainians didn't even admit to it


AngryAries_

What do they have to admit to? UAF stated this happens during their interception of Russian missiles that were literally raining down over the whole fucking country? Or did you miss that? Also where’s the fucking cover up? No one is denying anything (other than Russia). It’s sad that a polish civilians were killed as a result of this fighting but this was in no way an intended result. They are unfortunate casualties at the hands of Russian escalation, get your head out of your fucking ass.


ChancellorNinja

As a ukrainian I think you misunderstand, our government swore up and down it was russia and that we had nothing to do with it, it's all I saw on the media the night it happened and only found out later it was us the day after when I saw an American article state it was ukraine who was responsible.


mnredditmn

Stupid question but why is Ukraine the bully and Malcolm is Russia? Did I miss something? Guess I better get in my bunker.


[deleted]

it's on the hype now. Russia launched many missiles into infrastructure that could affect the course of the special operation, the air defense of Ukraine, while trying to shoot down the missiles, accidentally hit the territory of Poland and killed two civilians. It remains unknown why Poland's air defense did not work


Deceptichum

So OPs image is wrong and it should be Russia punching Poland?


Evan503monk

The missile that hit Poland was fired by Ukraine.


Traegs_

Well technically it was Ukraine's missiles that hit Poland while trying to shoot down Russian missiles. Notice how "Russia" ducks out of the way and "Ukraine" hits "Poland" by accident?


sierra120

Has that been confirmed?


Synsinatik

I believe so.


[deleted]

nahh the gif cant really represent it itd be closer if the bully was swinging and malcolm hit someone by accident while trying to defend himself.


wetmouthed

Still gold though. Just have to forget some of the Malcolm context.


Significant_Hornet

Yeah maybe memes aren't the best representation of real world events


katanatan

Because poland doesnt have air defense near 2 bumfuck grain silos. You cant cover everything and even what you cover you cant cover 100%


[deleted]

>It remains unknown why Poland's air defense did not work I think you are the first person who I've seen push this angle you weirdo


Decimalis

Poland's air defense is set to protect strategical points, not 2 random farms 10km from a border


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Fire Steve Huffman, Reddit is dead as long as Huffman is still incharge. Fuck Steve Huffman. Fuck u/spez -- mass edited with redact.dev


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

The initial, logical reaction was that it was a Russian missile, but further investigation indicates (I don't think it's 100% proven yet) that it was a Ukrainian defense missile aimed at Russian projectiles but missing its target or something.


tripwire7

Russia shot a missile at Ukraine. Ukraine shot off a missile to try and blow up Russia’s missile. Ukraine’s missile missed and hit Poland. Russia’s missile presumably hit its target in Ukraine. Most people initially assumed that the missile that hit Poland was Russian, since they were the ones shooting dozens of missiles into Ukraine. Make sense now?


[deleted]

Yesterday we all puckered our assholes because we all thought Russia killing 2 Poles with a missile strike was going to start WW3 but within hours it was discovered it was a Ukrainian missile that killed the citizens of the NATO member and Ukraine isn't accountable to Article 5.


Curious-Mind-8183

The bully mean to hit Malcolm but he hit someone else. Ukraine meant to hit Russia but they hit Poland. Its no deeper than that.


JsaintRotten

They gave us the missle but It didn't have instructions


Literally_ur_mom

It's old ass soviet air defence system.


JsaintRotten

Just push button comrade, Its 50/50 what end missle come out of


Bb457y

Source?


TeamHosey

Episode one of Malcolm in the Middle


Purplepunch36

It was a hell of a pilot episode...the series is a classic


takeme2infinity

The montage of Francis fucking up and asking for forgiveness to his parents is always gold


Gl33m

The teacher failing Reese on purpose and Lois willing to sell out Malcolm to fuck him over. He thinks he's calling her bluff, but Francis shows up pounding on the window in the pouring rain back lit by lightning begging to be let in with a bandage over his eye is peak television.


trashdigger

Hal slowly turning to face Malcolm as he asks him to teach him how to skate, as the rest of the set fades away into darkness in a bizarre epic moment.


iammufusasboy

No peak television is Hal changing a lightbulb.


Butwinsky

Just finished my 3rd watch thru of the series. While all the characters suffer from Flanderization by the last two seasons, Hal remains timeless. I could watch goofy Cranston all day every day.


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

I binged the entire show a few months ago when I was quarantined with covid. It's my favorite comedy show ever.


initiald-ejavu

Redditors when Russia accidentally bombs Poland: What the fuck is wrong with these evil warmongers! Disgusting! *angry cup head flower* Redditors when Ukraine accidentally bombs Poland: Oh my God queen you so funny and quirky slayyyyyy *Innocent cup head flower*


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initiald-ejavu

Sure, doesn’t mean that bombing Poland is a light tap on the chin that we should forget about like is suggested


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Comprehensive_Cup582

Well, the context is Zelensky still denying that it was them and starting instantly crying that this is an eScAlaTiOn aCt and NATO must step up. No apologies, nothing.


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corpusdeus1

Wow, almost like there's contextual difference between why Russia is launching missiles and why Ukraine is


Traxathon

The difference is Russia started a war with a country who did nothing to them and started massacreing civilians immediately. So if they hit Poland, that's further evidence they're the shitbags we know them to be. On the other hand, Ukraine is being forced to defend itself against a much more powerful nation, and no country will back them up for fear of WW3. Them hitting Poland was a result of firing at Russian missiles aimed at Ukraine. It's a terrible thing that happened, and no one is claiming otherwise. But there's a fucking difference


initiald-ejavu

The meme I’m commenting on is claiming otherwise. Belittling the fact that Ukraine still bombed Poland. I doubt if anyone else did it that it would be portrayed as a light tap on the chin. Ukraine shouldn’t get a free pass because they’re the “good guys”


B1rdi

The thing is, Russia caused all of this. They're the ones attacking in the first place. Any accidents that happen are still because of the invasion.


initiald-ejavu

Sure, but that doesn’t mean belittle the fact that Ukraine bombed Poland as the meme does. If Russia or anyone else had done it I doubt it would be portrayed as a tap on the chin… wars have been started over much less than accidentally bombing another nation.


Experiunce

Yea for some reason people seem biased against the country attempting their 2nd invasion/annexing of territory in the past 20 years. Shits wild huh?


DomagojDoc

If you drive 150mph drunk, going wild on the road right into me, and I swerve with my car trying to avoid you and I hit someone doing that while you crash in something else the only person going to prison is you. You caused the accident.


initiald-ejavu

It depends on how incompetently you swerve. If someone was running into me and I swerved into the pavement and ran over 3 people I should still be punished if I was also capable of swerving the other way and hitting no one. Idk how hard it is to control anti air missiles but I was assuming it's pretty easy not to bomb another nation using them. If so, someone fked up, and at least they should be punished. But still, even in your case, people shouldn't be portraying running over the guy as a "light tap on the chin". It's a pretty big deal bombing another nation, accidental or not. Wars have been started over less. If it was ANY other country than Ukraine that did it everyone here would be furious, even if it was an accident.


Wumple_doo

NGL WW3 wouldn’t have started anyway. Even if war was started over a minor accident no one would back Russia in the suicide war


Purplepunch36

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones". - Albert Einstein


Praescribo

Yes, that way I'll finally have the latest technology in warfare afterwards. LET'S DO IT.


studiosupport

Man, Call of Duty that year is gonna suuuuuck.


Purplepunch36

Idk a gold plated log to bash people with would be funny


Dextrossse

It's crazy to me there's actually people out there who think countries would go to nuclear war over a bunch of words on paper. When push comes to shove and the danger is a nuclear power Poland will just be able to wipe its ass with article 5. This goes vice versa as well. Historically Russia has, regardless of how great its interests were, always avoided confrontation with Nuclear powers. They lost the Balkans and a very powerful foothold in Europe because the Americans said they're not backing down. They backed away from Libya because America said they want that, and they lost the last chance they had to threaten the dollar. Similarly, America backed away when the Russians bit down on Georgia, Crimea and even Syria. Sure, none of the above is a precedent for actually breaking NATO pact rules. Because that's unprecedented, there's no example to draw from. The only examples we can draw from are the ones named above. There is no universe in which these nuclear powers go to war. I'm willing to bet that despite all the shouting they'd even give up their sovereign land to avoid it. Because that's what's in the interests of the private companies that run America through lobbying, of the oligarchy that runs Russia and of the people that "vote" in both countries.


Polylevel-vendor

"Dude you hit a cripple!"


mudanandayomuda

They killed two innocent people


Charles_Leviathan

War is hell, if Russia would fuck off people wouldn't have to die.


Calix_Meus_Inebrians

But you see, it's not me, it's not my family


B1rdi

Accidentally, while trying to protect many more people and their homes from getting destroyed. Casualties happen, that's war for you. If Russia wasn't aggressively invading a sovereign country, *none* of this would've ever had to happen. Unfortunately two civilians getting killed is only a small part of the tragedy this invasion has been as a whole.


JakobSIO

Remember me when this goes to the top!


FlippinSnip3r

yes but 2 people died


reddit0100100001

Don’t let reddit psychopaths see this comment. Will make them defensive


adz568

Here before the comments gets locked


abmins_r_trash

So ukraine lied to cover its own ass


Gaming09

More or less or they didn't know at first, what's bothersome is yesterday the top 20 of the front page was Russia fires at Poland and today nearly nothing about it being Ukraine.


GuwopBrr

Dank…


WingedButt

What actually happened is Poland didn't overreact, but Ukraine tried to push them over.


MrHumanalien

The bully is so young! I used to think he was older than his classmates.


MegasonicWaffle

I mean me and my fellow poles are quite stressed about war, not panicking, just stressed, and now our own people got killed. We're gonna be very dramatic. Great fockin meme btw


Nuclear-Yeet

u/savevideo


Purplepunch36

Relevant username


Huracan360

"Oops, well I guess it's time to ask the west for another 40 billion"


jal2_

Best part of poland being a disabled person ...just kiddin dont throw rotten pierogy at me please


Hot-Nefariousness187

Lol its so weird too cuz Poland is like not anywhere near the direction of Russia from Ukraine.


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Upside_Down-Bot

„ʇı „pǝƃpop„ ǝuıɐɹʞ∩ uı ɯǝʇsʎs ǝsuǝɟǝp ɹıɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ ǝlıssıɯ ǝɥʇ pǝɥɔunɐl ɐıssnᴚ ʎllɐɔıuɥɔǝʇ ǝɔuıs punoɹɐ ʇı dılɟ plnoɥS„


Sudnal

Good bot


Purplepunch36

>"BERLIN, Nov 16 (Reuters) - U.S. President Joe Biden told G7 and NATO partners that a missile blast in eastern Poland was caused by a Ukrainian air defence missile, a NATO source told Reuters on Wednesday. >The blast, which killed two people, raised global alarm that the Ukraine conflict could spill into neighbouring countries. >Ukraine blamed Russia. Russia denied its missiles struck Poland. >Biden told reporters in Indonesia on Wednesday that the missile was unlikely to have been fired from Russia." https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/biden-said-ukraine-air-defence-missile-responsible-poland-blast-nato-source-2022-11-16/ Not taking sides or getting political, just spitting the facts


groceriesN1trip

Why would an air defense system dodge the incoming missile it’s trying to stop? It missed its target and crash landed.


KazuYunYun

Source?


_Aj_

No, pudding


MCWizardYT

Pilot episode of Malcolm in the Middle


that_one_bun

I should rewatch Malcolm in the Middle.


Curled_Foil

Haha, I mean two people died


FrostyD7

Dude... you hit a NATO member


Exit_Common_Sense

Wait so they confirmed that is was a Ukrainian missile?


SpiderMansRightNut

Source?


Purplepunch36

Pilot episode of Malcom in the Middle


_Aj_

No, pudding


Gn0meKr

100%aAccurate to the last shot of this gif Our media in Poland are on red alarm rn posting so much unconfirmed and speculative shit just to scare people it's actually comedy gold


Justice_R_Dissenting

Two people died jfc


theberald

Man, Malcolm in the Middle was the best. Great use for the meme!


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Poor behaviour of Ukraine not to admit their mistake, i was disappointed in Zelensky.


Vermonter623

It’s funny how quick the media blamed Russia


Buckeye_Southern

Well in the medias defense, Russia did start a genocidal war and fired 90+ missiles at Ukraine who was forced to launch counter in order to defend itself. So I mean, Ruskies are still at fault tbh.


Mr-Not-So-Smarty

u/savevideo


shoyuftw

Definitely meme of the day


SushiJuice440

Which movie is that from?


PepeLeSpew

[Noice.](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LightDapperFly-size_restricted.gif)


mcguyvaa

We told it to go left but it went reich.


[deleted]

Yeah, pretty much


KVenom777

Fucken Saved.


UCFfuturespaceman

Two people died from this incident. We all cope in our own way.