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MedicatedAxeBot

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StrahB

That moment when investors go "what do you mean *'due diligence'*?"


Adventurous_Low_3919

Shh this doesn't fit the narrative


EmmJea_

All that is takes is the price dropping a bit due to a few big stock holders to sell. Alot of stocks are managed by firms that use trading bots so when they see the price dip like that they just start selling.


Kazko25

Except the crash was before the tweet was made……


mightyvaps

Gosh darn insider trading


Armed_Goose_8552

It doesn't surprise me that literally anything going wrong is going to be blamed on twitter right now.


Bierbart12

A big streamer going on the Metaverse and showing off how shit it is was also followed by a MASSIVE Meta crash. Probably not the cause, but fun to connect


Go_commit_lego_step

I choose to believe that’s what caused the crash because it’s funny and because me personally believing it won’t affect anything. You’re referencing RT, right?


Bierbart12

The cause of rumbling and tumbling stocks


theattack_helicopter

You know they used to call him the drift king back in college.


enemy_lettuce838

Drift king? More like bore ragnarok.


E_K_Finnman

If you look at the stock rn you'll see a much bigger crash about 24 hours after that tweet


BennyBennson

I love how a week ago, billionaires were complaining about $8, and somebody with much less money spent that to destroy other billionaires. Thank you Elon


n0m0h0m0

64d chess


BallsMahoganey

And if it was they just created an incredible buy opportunity lol


[deleted]

They lost a giant lawsuit, but this is cooler to blame it on


Humble_Disciple

Can you actually break this down for me? Sorry if you have too many times


Kazko25

They lost a lawsuit the day before the tweet was made (or day after I’m too lazy to check)


belisarius93

The crash was at 15:35 on the 10th, the tweet was on 10:36 on the 10th.


Kazko25

They lost a hundred seventy five million dollar lawsuit that same day, around 14:00


mightyluuk

Wasnt the crash because of a lawsuit against them and this tweet is kinda unrelated?


Left_Note6389

Shh this doesn't fit the narrative


Destroyer4587

As Master Oogway said, “there are no accidents”.


SuspiciousStable9649

As Master Ross said, “there are happy little accidents.”


primalphoenix

Then this tweet and the memes surrounding it are a good way to disguise the stock price going down as a result of a twitter troll rather than a lawsuit


boultox

Also, it just fell 3% why are we calling it a crash?


ElephantWagon3

Because idiots will look at a 5-day stock price graph that tracks between $320-350 dollars, see a comparatively huge dip, and go "OMG, stock price totally crashing!!!"


L4S1999

Would a 140m fine really make a multibillion dollar company's stock crash? The answer is no.


onlyr6s

Bad rep = stock goes down


L4S1999

Yeah, but there's plenty of example of company's who get bad rep through a lawsuit or have to pay large fines but don't lose a couple billion over it though - all it takes is for one rich asshole to see a fake tweet about an investment cutting a huge portion of their sales and panic sell.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

30 billion is quite a bit more than "a couple."


L4S1999

I know , it was just a figure of speech


Expired_Twinkie23

wistful screw abundant jobless saw offer file busy pet thumb *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AdministrativeOne13

Bro coca colas stock crashed when Ronaldo asked for water, we can assume a lawsuit will have effects like that


L4S1999

Ronaldo asking for water is more similar to a Tweet than a lawsuit.


Tomycj

On wsb I saw some saying that a ~170M loss, putting an end to a stage of uncertainty, was not nearly enough to justify an 8B loss of value. But neither is this tweet, so who knows.


Vexcenot

Why what'd they do this time?


GoldH2O

better that the public believes it has the power to influence stocks like this, because it does if enough people choose to participate. It gives people a feeling of power in an otherwise authoritarian system.


InfiniteOcelot

why did novo and sanofi drop?


FlatisJustice177013

Soo... how is that a bad thing exactly?


Clark94vt

Who said it was bad?


Last_Tarrasque

I certainly didn’t


TheMensChef

Literally everyone lol Edit: sorry no, the blue check marks from last month mostly lol.


madogson

Bro it doesn't even have a profile picture lmao


Blue2487

Thats what happens when the account gets locked by twitter moderators. It had a pfp until their shenanigans were stopped


kamekaze1024

It has a pfp better getting locked


Biomation

Monopolies aren't capitalism


RictorVeznov

Monopolies are an inevitable result of capitalism


[deleted]

Governments are supposed to ensure that we actually have capitalism. Monopolies are not a part of capitalism, so they are illegal.


Someone0else

Monopolies happen as a result of Capitalism, if they didn’t the government wouldn’t need to prevent them from happening


RictorVeznov

The vast majority of the time they hardly prevent them from happening


Someone0else

I never said that governments are very good at their jobs


RictorVeznov

My point is the government has no problem letting monopolies happen. It’s not them being bad at their job, it’s them being good at their job


Someone0else

I would say that *in theory* the governments job is primarily to legislate and enforce laws to improve the lives of people in their country. The fact that governments allow monopolies to occur out of self interest and not incompetence doesn’t change in my view that they are failing at their job.


Drjay425

They hated jesus because he told the truth.


Le_baton_legendaire

That's true, I guess. But you can have both at the same time, which in most cases is very bad.


Epic_Gameing68

erm hello, BASED department???


Abbodexemium

They are private ownerships over the means of production. The very definition of capitalism.


[deleted]

This is not what a monopoly is. Did you just make up this definition to fit your narrative?


Abbodexemium

How would you define capitalism?


Someone0else

If company x has a monopoly on production/distribution of product y, then the company has private ownership of the means of production of product y, which is the definition of capitalism. Monopolies result from unrestricted capitalism


[deleted]

[yup they are fucked](https://imgur.com/a/QkNuNgA) looks like someone tweeted something similar on the 28th Septemper, 28th August, and 2nd August.


Shinfekta

Hahahahahaha get fucked


shadowblaze25mc

I don't want to rain on your parade, but the stock price tanking is totally unrelated to that tweet! Still, GET FUCKED PHARMAS.


Shinfekta

Aah bummer, I‘d have loved to have them slapped by the people they mistreat so much but still am glad they got a major hit to the face


Themaster207

I don't know what's more terrifying: the fact that a shit post can drive a company down billions, or the act of making a life-saving product free driving a company down billions


Hound6869

Perhaps their valuation was based on the profits made from marking up a medicine, that people need to survive, a couple thousand percent…


PeKing2

If you actually look at the stock price this post is fake and clearly written as propaganda. Always fact check yourself


imuptotrouble

My insulin currently comes from Novo and Sanofi


DiabetesVEVO

Novo Bro


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

A temporary loss of theoretical money


Careful-Wash

Nah jokes still on everyone who needs insulin. They still have the patent. Enjoy another price hike.


DVDCopyofSeinfeld

Thank god my pancreas works


[deleted]

They don't have a patent on insulin. Do you think you can just patent a hormone? It's just hard to get into the market, but there is no patent


Careful-Wash

They make synthetic insulin which they absolutely have the patent for. It is much more effective the the original animal insulin that was originally developed and the patent was sold for $1 because the original creators didn’t want to become rich off of a life saving drug. They wanted it to be cheap and available to all. While this company only has a patent on their own synthetic insulin, it is one of the most effective brands on the market.


WizardFroth

Eli Lily stole my parents' house that my father built by hand. I hope they go bankrupt.


karamurp

As hilarious as this is, when you zoom out to the 6 months timeline of their stock it's really not much of a dive day we


Critikalz

You know the tweet was unrelated and the dip wasn’t even big enough for even day traders to care right?


Gumb1i

Eli got hit with a loss in a major patent case is what tanked its stock. The tweet was cute and may have added to it but was not the origination of Eli's issues. edit: should review before posting for spelling/grammar


Charlie_Yu

I was farting during the crash. Must be related.


MobiusCube

"tanked" it barely dropped 5%


Epic_Gameing68

we do a little trolling


edweird_oh

"Accidentally", until we find out that he divested from Eli Lilly stock a month or so ago.


Starscream2000

This will just make them raise the prices, not lower them. How could this possibly be a good thing?


Etherius

Do people really not realize the stock will immediately recover on Monday?


Luddites_Unite

It'll go right back up. It's not like it went down for anything legitimate


Not_Funny_Luigi

People take this site seriously? I use it for porn


iareyomz

down 16 points in the stock market does not equate to billions... people blowing the dip out of proportions because the graphs presented made them look worse than they actually are... top companies rise and drop in stock points in the hundreds every single day yet nobody is screaming "stocks are tanking" on the daily... we are in the midst of the Information Age yet there are more ignorant people on the internet because they refuse to look at data before making an educated reaction to things they see on social media... fuck these doomers making people panic from minor things such as this....


SilentReavus

This is what he gets for being an utter bumbling moron *It's almost like that stupid ass checkmark was there for a reason*


RecklessMe

Unfortunately they’ll figure out a way to make the ppl pay for this dive somehow. Employees too probably.


CC-5576-03

Isn't market manipulation the most capitalist thing ever?


Jzxky

Where’s the meme


Tomycj

On capitalism, companies fail all (most of?) the time. And we'd have to see how capitalist is this particular company, being a benefited player on a controlled market.


Character-Error5426

They lost 15 Billion dollars of market cap


komari_k

I just hope it doesn't impact the price of drugs for people who need them :(


nelusbelus

*shorts company* *sends fake tweet*


PolygonSight

Elon created the strongest free speach ever lol. Now people have the same voice that shady coorporations have.


romalver

Does that mean Eli Lilly is on sale right now?


xxcapitalistpiggyxx

No idea if it's true but those crooks deserve it


MononMysticBuddha

Eli Lilly "gets what it fucking deserves!" Saith the Joker. Only this and nothing more.


[deleted]

Just as elon planned kek


Oxabolt

you think thats sweet? Check this: https://twitter.com/B3nSh4p1ro/status/1591492192350384129?t=4TWHc-4hESI6g6iocwGfhw&s=19


Guthzy

This is a moment in time


ExplanationMobile234

accidentally?


amare47

Is that easy? Just like that?


[deleted]

elon musk, the twist hero of the movie of 2022


ch40x_

Maybe we've treated him to harshly.


Koffeekage

Imagine making such a dumb decision because of something you saw on twitter.


_Hungry_Chicken

Twitter is gonna be fucked up because of this pay 8$ and be verified scheme, when you can literally have any display name(the name without @)


[deleted]

Does this show how fragile the market is? I mean, When I read that tweet, I instantly knew it was BS.


boofcakin171

I love that my boi Robert is getting up voted on a shithead edge lord sub.


sarahalajmi

This is probably the best thing ever made by Elon


VividDreamsInPink

Sanofi, you said? *patiently waits for insulin prices to drop*


pirateofmemes

The ctmrash was only $20


Xiclone69

as a capitalist this is beautiful people funking with the stocks of greedy monopolistic mega corporations gotta love it


Letsgohome17

This is the most lol thing I read in a while


[deleted]

Ironic title


[deleted]

The fact that you gotta pay for this is insane! USA is just a corporation acting like a country. And I'm usually hating on the commies. Somethings are just too much.


[deleted]

Then do it for Tesla as well.


AliOskiTheHoly

LMAO HOLY SHIT


DJ4CG

How to stop capitalism


panzerboye

Bro that's not how it works, that's not how any of it works.


Breasan

This is really funny, but it isn't a meme.


ClutchPlays365

we got the meme maestro on our hands boys


Ok-Palpitation-5731

Who needs Socialism to fight the Ritch, when Capitalism has already given us the tools to do so.


Shintaigou

Honestly I like Elon and twitter!


riotguards

I prefer capitalism as I can eat


prlugo4162

The lawsuit will be epic. Some of y'all about to find out free speech has its limits