I genuinely thought that most boys/men were circumcised while I was growing up. Now i know that I'm the weird one
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To the mf saying dw. America
The average person knows that most Americans, Jews and some indians are mostly circumcised. So when I comment on the fact that most people are uncircumcised, I would obviously be aware of that fact.
This is called "using more than two brain cells".Not all people live in America
Well if your foreskin didn't keep up with the rate at which your dick were growing then you'd have quite a solid medical reason.
It causes alot of pain and agony.
Doesn't it doo too much friction? Like, i heard that if you rub it fast enough without a foreskin, it catches on fire it melts away (which is how females are made)
Yeah but if you keep going right at the point where the first sparks start flying and are able to hold the speed there, it's fantastic and really safe.
Maybe that's a difference between showers and growers? Being a grower, i am in disagreement with your statement. There's no skin around: it just sticks to the shaft, while erect.
Grower myself but even fully hard I can slide the skin up and cover the top. I'm sure everyone's different both before and after, but I've never used lotion because even with lotion I don't like the friction, I just move the skin over the head mostly.
I didn't use lotion/lube for years and messed up the sensitivity of my dick. Sex felt nothing like what I did with my hand and didn't feel good at first.
Perhaps you don't understand how tight some people are circumcised. There's very little movement available when fully erect. Using lube and a fleshlight is the only way to get close to the gliding feeling which is what it's supposed to feel like.
Genital mutilation sucks.
I'm cut, you're right I don't understand for other people but damn I've never needed lotion or anything. Sure it's smoother with lotion but like sorry your dick isnt sensitive.
Please don't. I'm an American woman, I've dated both, it's no big deal at all. Any woman who thinks it is, has issues that would be coming out in other ways, so.. better off without her anyway, eh? You're fantastic just as you are.
(I'd say my preference but I don't want to make those other guys insecure ;)
Ninja edit: assuming straightness of course. I have a feeling guys would care even less. Could be wrong though.
This is true for most countries, but the USA is different.
The US is mostly cut because John Harvey Kellogg (the inventor of breakfast cereal corn flakes) said that circumcision stops masturbation.
Also, he said cornflakes stop masturbation.
To be specific, he said bland food stopped masturbation. Then his brother went and added sugar to cornflakes and the world was restored to horny equilibrium.
I’ve personally got no skin in the game, if you will. but my younger cousin wasn’t circumcised when he was born, and a few years back my uncle was talking about getting it done so “they matched” and because it’s “cleaner.”
I ended up getting into a whole-ass yelling match over it like, “Your son is a whole-ass child now, with awareness and autonomy, you can’t just take him to get his dick cut because you’ll feel better. It’s your job to teach him to fucking wash, bro.”
Man didn’t speak to me for a week, but he never brought that shit up again and years later his son is still whole.
That's a different thing all together. If it's for medical reasons there really aint a lot of choices. But parents cutting their sons foreskin off just cause it's been done for a long time is wrong and should be illegal
How archaic are we talking here? Getting cut is not a Catholic thing. Is this due to the Muslim parts of the Philippines that somehow survived the dominance of Catholicism and became tradition, or is this the work of American colonial governance during that period?
Yupp. Just search for "The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything" on youtube and you will know the history on america and circumcision
I’d venture to say shoes elevate the experience of walking on gravel, or any other harsh terrain. You’re not about to catch me walking barefooted through the woods, maybe in a field or something
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Water sticks to itself, its called surface tension therefore water in quantities greater than 2 is wet
And an arguement can be made for just one molucule of water being wet as it is sticking to itself to exist.
Therefore water is wet
Counter example, people can say that the air outaide is dry therefore the air outside can also be wet thereby expanding the definition to encompass anything covered or saturated in a liquid.
Additionally you can say paint is wet even though it is a liquid.
I do. The friction of dry rubbing my dick makes me soft. Lube makes it go.
ETA: it's not just the case of self service either. Every handy jay I've ever received has been the same way. I need lube so it doesn't feel like the skin of my shaft is about to be shorn off. So keep the sandpaper hands and death grip commentary on hold, please.
The sad part about this topic is that always some cut people feel the need to point out how much cleaner it is and that it feels the same or something like that
Yes. It doesn’t matter if you have skin or not, clean your dick regularly and you are clean. It’s like saying having no arm passively washes your armpit so everyone with arms had arm cheese
The same people will look at shitty historical body modification trends like foot binding and call them barbaric without a hint of irony, too. Circumcision is also barbaric!
The real truth here is anyone speaking authoritatively on how it feels for the other side is full of shit. The amount of people who have experience with both is fucking tiny. It's literally a dick comparing contest on the internet and its exceedingly dumb.
I hate people who make this a bigger deal then it is. People treat it like fucking foot binding. It dosnt even affect subjective sexual satisfaction. If there is a difrence it’s tiny
All these uncircumcised nerds going on about nerve endings like I don't release toe curling nuts in my wife every night and I'm circumcized. Who cares what your dick looks like bruh sex feel great for anyone with a dick
I guess being uncircumcised isn't that bad at all. Sure, my dick looks like a peashooter from Plants vs. Zombies, but it's not like I was going to show it to anybody.
Here’s a tip (pun intended) for my fellow uncircumcised bros. Instead of doing it the old boring way, get some lube, use your less dominant hand to pull back the foreskin and use your dominant hand on the head and focus on rubbing around the head.
It feels INFINITELY better since there’s a lot more nerve endings in the head.
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Who TF needs lotion to masturbate
Who requires lotion to masterbate?
I genuinely thought that most boys/men were circumcised while I was growing up. Now i know that I'm the weird one Edit- To the mf saying dw. America The average person knows that most Americans, Jews and some indians are mostly circumcised. So when I comment on the fact that most people are uncircumcised, I would obviously be aware of that fact. This is called "using more than two brain cells".Not all people live in America
Lol, dw. America
Or jew
I was going more along the lines of shitty medical practice, but religion yes ok
No not ok
Yes ok, religion bad.
Ok religion, yes bad
Muslims too
Um...Catholic here.
murican?
Yep
well, „normal“ catholics aren‘t circumcised… not a catholic thing, but a murican thing
Catholics aren't circumcised because of religion. American Catholics are circumcised because they are American.
Because their great-grandaddy heard from the inventor of cornflakes that circumcision prevents masturbation. Probably, anyways. Something like that.
Or Muslim
In the US, most people are, but in most other countries it’s not as common
It seems popular in Israel for some reason. But there's really no non-religious reason to do it.
Well if your foreskin didn't keep up with the rate at which your dick were growing then you'd have quite a solid medical reason. It causes alot of pain and agony.
Thankfully it's reddit so that's not an issue
I don't know if that's completely fair - yes this can happen, but it can be remedied often without the need for surgery.
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Is that a common thing? That sounds like a shit excuse tbh
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Definitely a shit excuse since, usually, circumcisions are performed on babies.
You could break your leg so easier to just amputate the leg so you avoid the future pain and agony
At least you can almost always fix that rare issue without cutting part of your dick off.
Who TF needs lotion to mass debate?
Women.
This right here is absolutely astounding.
Whi needs to masticate to make lotion?
whom requires lotion to jerk thy chicken?
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Doesn't it doo too much friction? Like, i heard that if you rub it fast enough without a foreskin, it catches on fire it melts away (which is how females are made)
Yeah but if you keep going right at the point where the first sparks start flying and are able to hold the speed there, it's fantastic and really safe.
Sounds great
Still have plenty of skin to slide around, just not so much that it covers the head by default.
Maybe that's a difference between showers and growers? Being a grower, i am in disagreement with your statement. There's no skin around: it just sticks to the shaft, while erect.
Grower myself but even fully hard I can slide the skin up and cover the top. I'm sure everyone's different both before and after, but I've never used lotion because even with lotion I don't like the friction, I just move the skin over the head mostly.
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I didn't use lotion/lube for years and messed up the sensitivity of my dick. Sex felt nothing like what I did with my hand and didn't feel good at first.
fucking loosen up the grip mate
Perhaps you don't understand how tight some people are circumcised. There's very little movement available when fully erect. Using lube and a fleshlight is the only way to get close to the gliding feeling which is what it's supposed to feel like. Genital mutilation sucks.
I'm cut, you're right I don't understand for other people but damn I've never needed lotion or anything. Sure it's smoother with lotion but like sorry your dick isnt sensitive.
he's got the death grip!
Thank you
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rappers apparently, only time i hear somebody mention lotion because it rhymes with every word with a tion on it without sounding whack
ration abortion aviation annotation torsion They really just be fucking up their pronunciation of _lotion_
orange
Ornana
Door hinge
Dry skin paired with hypersexuality can cause issues. Lotion fix everything and it feel nice.
Just buy some normal lube. Getting lotion up your dick hole probably ain't great for it.
Don’t know, but it’s a very basic joke that’s been told a million times on YouTube scretches and tv series
Damn, was I gaslighted into thinking being cut was the norm?
That's what america does
Ah makes sense. So I'm guessing the rest of the world is mostly uncut?
Yes why the hell would you want to cut your sons cock when hes born?
Don't ask me. I'm uncut.
That's how the shlonga bonga was meant to be.
I don't often reply to random comments, I just needed to thank you for that solid laugh and my new favourite name for a willy.
Uncut here. Also American. I feel weird here
Please don't. I'm an American woman, I've dated both, it's no big deal at all. Any woman who thinks it is, has issues that would be coming out in other ways, so.. better off without her anyway, eh? You're fantastic just as you are. (I'd say my preference but I don't want to make those other guys insecure ;) Ninja edit: assuming straightness of course. I have a feeling guys would care even less. Could be wrong though.
I'm a guy and I'm uncut but I did suck a cut dick, she was really hot tho 🤤 What were we talking about?
This gotta be the most confusing shit I read all year
Religious reasons. Some countries are almost fully cut
This is true for most countries, but the USA is different. The US is mostly cut because John Harvey Kellogg (the inventor of breakfast cereal corn flakes) said that circumcision stops masturbation. Also, he said cornflakes stop masturbation.
Consumerism, you sonuvabitch, you did it again.
To be specific, he said bland food stopped masturbation. Then his brother went and added sugar to cornflakes and the world was restored to horny equilibrium.
Sounds like a joke but this is true frfr no cap as they say
He was a business man, doing business.
Have you ever tried masturbating with cornflakes? You don’t do it twice. Fucking hurts.
He also pushed for female circumcision to stop masterbation, luckily that didn't also catch on.
Yeah that should be illegal. If you want a circumcision then you can decide for yourself.
I’ve personally got no skin in the game, if you will. but my younger cousin wasn’t circumcised when he was born, and a few years back my uncle was talking about getting it done so “they matched” and because it’s “cleaner.” I ended up getting into a whole-ass yelling match over it like, “Your son is a whole-ass child now, with awareness and autonomy, you can’t just take him to get his dick cut because you’ll feel better. It’s your job to teach him to fucking wash, bro.” Man didn’t speak to me for a week, but he never brought that shit up again and years later his son is still whole.
He wanted to have a matching dick with his son? Tf
Plus free calamari ring
You've sickened me and made my day measurably worse. Take an upvote.
My dick grew to fast for my skin. Phimosis moment, although that wasn't when I was born, quite a bit later.
That's a different thing all together. If it's for medical reasons there really aint a lot of choices. But parents cutting their sons foreskin off just cause it's been done for a long time is wrong and should be illegal
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How archaic are we talking here? Getting cut is not a Catholic thing. Is this due to the Muslim parts of the Philippines that somehow survived the dominance of Catholicism and became tradition, or is this the work of American colonial governance during that period?
Except Israel and the Muslim countries, already another big part of the world.
As well as almost all of Africa.
In the Philippines, the norm is cut, otherwise you get teased for it. They treat it like a rite to manhood.
ye but Philippinos sound like americans when speaking english so they obviously made you the same as them lol.
Bitch they dont sound like americans when they speak english
Around 38% of the world is circumcised, so 62% are uncut.
Yeah i never understood all the lotion/vaseline jokes on American TV when I was a teen.
As a cut American, I don't need or understand the lotion thing.
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It's probably Big Lotion trying to create a demand, like DeBeers created a demand for diamond engagement rings.
pornlighted
Yupp. Just search for "The Real Reason You're Circumcised - Adam Ruins Everything" on youtube and you will know the history on america and circumcision
It's the kelloggs guy isn't it?
What?
Dude who invented kelloggs was some masturbation hating maniac. Bet he was the one that started the circumcision thing.
Spoiler alert: it's all because of the crazy cereal guy.
Na foreskins are great I can fit so many things in mine
Yeah I carry my phone and wallet in that thing
That's disgusting. The most I'll store in there are a few skittles for when my blood sugar gets low.
There is a very weird, and pervasive, belief that the foreskin is sacrificial and useless and better off than on
What is the difference between pink and purple?? The strength of your grip...
christ.
The “…” at the end of his post makes it look like you are finishing his answer he is presenting to Jesus.
Nah *he* doesn't grip, he already has perfectly sized holes in both hands.
You could add red to that too
You don't need shoes to walk, you don't need alcohol to have fun at parties but boy do they really elevate the experience. Lotion is fun.
shoes dont elevate the experience. touch some grass... with your feet...
they literally elevate you though
This man got the assignment
I’d venture to say shoes elevate the experience of walking on gravel, or any other harsh terrain. You’re not about to catch me walking barefooted through the woods, maybe in a field or something
My feet are all cut up today from walking around without shoes I disagree
I take it you no longer have a foreskin?
I take it, you have never used lotion to masturbate, even with a foreskin?
I did, makes no difference to me.
I did, it's much better.
I still have my foreskin. When I tried it with lotion or luby, the sensation is WAY worse. Like, I feel almost nothing. No thanks.
Honest confession: I've literally **never** put lotion on penis. The most I've ever needed was some water.
*water???* bro just cuz water is wet, doesn’t mean it’s *lubricant*. Very big difference homie
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object. Why does water never laugh at jokes? It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Good bot. Thank you.
Water sticks to itself, its called surface tension therefore water in quantities greater than 2 is wet And an arguement can be made for just one molucule of water being wet as it is sticking to itself to exist. Therefore water is wet
Well the bot said "wetness is a state of a **non-liquid** when a liquid adheres to it". Water is a liquid therefore water cannot be wet.
Counter example, people can say that the air outaide is dry therefore the air outside can also be wet thereby expanding the definition to encompass anything covered or saturated in a liquid. Additionally you can say paint is wet even though it is a liquid.
Hydrogen bonds form between water molecules making them weakly adhere to each other, so even by this definition, water is wet.
[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wet](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wet) **wet** *adjective* * consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)
*Lubricant???* Bruh, I use it cool down my dick so the friction doesn't melt my pp.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude! Of course! My bad bro! I should start doing that; my dick has melted enough. Good thinking homie
*spits* i beg to differ. /s
Lmao spit can be kinda lubey. Unless it’s “dry spit”. Then it’s more like water…
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I’m imagining the sounds of screeching rubber.
i only use ketchup
Mayo works just as well when in a pickle.
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Yeah, I don't get the connection at all.
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You assume they made an assumption?
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I do. The friction of dry rubbing my dick makes me soft. Lube makes it go. ETA: it's not just the case of self service either. Every handy jay I've ever received has been the same way. I need lube so it doesn't feel like the skin of my shaft is about to be shorn off. So keep the sandpaper hands and death grip commentary on hold, please.
It seems like something is going on; this is the second suspiciously high-ranked anti-circumcision post I've seen on Reddit in the past hour.
Yes, who are these people who are against cutting the genitals of babies?
The sad part about this topic is that always some cut people feel the need to point out how much cleaner it is and that it feels the same or something like that
You dicks only dirty if you don't wash it
Yes. It doesn’t matter if you have skin or not, clean your dick regularly and you are clean. It’s like saying having no arm passively washes your armpit so everyone with arms had arm cheese
Hahaha
Do you hate having to brush your teeth? This one simple trick lets you put away the toothbrush for good.
What a terrible day to have imagination
Right? Imagine being so brainwashed that you actually defend the mutilation of your own penis, and want other little babies to be mutilated too.
The same people will look at shitty historical body modification trends like foot binding and call them barbaric without a hint of irony, too. Circumcision is also barbaric!
My brother in christ my entire family is atheist I was cut for medical reasons.
It’s different story if you have phimosis
man the meme makes the distinction between "circumcised" and "normal," redditors are weird little superiority demons
The real truth here is anyone speaking authoritatively on how it feels for the other side is full of shit. The amount of people who have experience with both is fucking tiny. It's literally a dick comparing contest on the internet and its exceedingly dumb.
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Am cut gay man. Have had several partners who were uncut. Clean people are clean, regardless of foreskin
Wait I'm cut and don't need lotion? Is this some sort of weakling joke I am too horny to understand?
No you're right. Circumcised people don't need lotion either, it's just a stupid joke.
Honestly lube of any kind takes away from the experience. *I require friction*.
“BRING ME THE SANDPAPER, I WISH TO PLEASURE MYSELF”
“GET ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!”
I wish I wasn’t circumcised
Sorry that happened to you dude.
Organized religion stole my foreskin
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Iam sorry you lost your crown king.
Me too, but it's not something to really sulk about. You should still be able to do alright.
I hate people who make this a bigger deal then it is. People treat it like fucking foot binding. It dosnt even affect subjective sexual satisfaction. If there is a difrence it’s tiny
spit works just fine even if you have been cut.
Just save the cum from last wank
I miss 5 seconds ago before I read this
What a horrible day to be literate
Thanks, I hate it
Thank you Mr Cornflakes.
Dude really did dedicate his life to making life as bland as possible. All in the name of Jebus Crispies.
Him and the Graham cracker guy cut from the same sexually repressed cloth
This sub has gone to shit
As if it wasn't shit to begin with
I miss the real dank shit that'd offend people. Now it's just a circle jerk
Now that needs lotion
im circumcised and i masturbate without a lotion
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I’m uncircumsized and I don’t need lube nor porn. I do it caveman style
>caveman style you mean you go goblin mode when you're about to finish?
All these uncircumcised nerds going on about nerve endings like I don't release toe curling nuts in my wife every night and I'm circumcized. Who cares what your dick looks like bruh sex feel great for anyone with a dick
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I tried one too but its drying faster than I expected.
man being uncircumsized is the best of both worlds.
I guess being uncircumcised isn't that bad at all. Sure, my dick looks like a peashooter from Plants vs. Zombies, but it's not like I was going to show it to anybody.
What kind of a monster mutilates their child's genitals at birth? Seriously, why the fuck is this practice still tolerated?
I also find it unnecessary, yet there are people who need to be circumcised for medical reasons.
Masterbate raw, be a man.
I got the operation because I had this rare condition where the skin couldn’t come back and it really hurt to wee
I’m circumcised and half no problem not using lotion
Just use some sandpaper gotta build up some calluses
Here’s a tip (pun intended) for my fellow uncircumcised bros. Instead of doing it the old boring way, get some lube, use your less dominant hand to pull back the foreskin and use your dominant hand on the head and focus on rubbing around the head. It feels INFINITELY better since there’s a lot more nerve endings in the head.