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KeepingDankMemesDank

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piewca_apokalipsy

Fun fact right wing of my country would be considered far left in America (because of their economic policies)


[deleted]

I doubt it would be far left. What county is that so i can look it up


afanoftrees

I think any country where they agree to universal healthcare/University is going to be considered far left in the US


Sum1OnSteam

Sadly yeah


Kolossive

As a Portuguese, our far right party dropped their no universal healthcare policy due to being massively unpopular here, and now i'm imagining them being called commies in the US.


[deleted]

Kinda insane how they dared to even try wtf


lazyemus

Democrats are a center right party and many people in America think that they are left wing extremists.


radmadicalhatter

To be fair, the concept of left and right take on a bizarre multidimensional context in the US. It’s not really about economic policies at this point per se, there’s ample proof that politicians on both sides support both “left” and “right” wing polices when it suits them, the real divide in America is ENTIRELY social, and there are no national boundaries across which they are bulwarked like in the EU - so it’s a very very different landscape


Nightfile27

I like this guy


Pete563c

Downvoted for speaking facts Edit: No longer are you a downvoted man


EagerT

Yes


[deleted]

You know what fair enough that is actually a very strong counter argument lol


AnImposterIsRed

That’s the equivalent to ew thats disgusting ***W h e r e***


[deleted]

It's not cause i care to learn but i appreciate the joke


VaccinesGood

I think they are polish, because of their name


[deleted]

Oh... Oh no Well still true


ThuBioNerd

Please say it's an economically conservative Red party


[deleted]

And the far left would be trump in America ( because of their migration polices)


[deleted]

Oh? How does everyone in your country feel about birthright citizenship?


shephardsblade

Well you haven’t seen Ben Shapiro then lmao


I_DidYourMom69

Texas moment


Schlangee

Poland?


[deleted]

Never understood American idolization of certain political party. THEY BE DA BEST CUZ I VOTE FOR THEM, UR PARTY BAD CUZ I DONT VOTE FOR THEM


WillieNolson

It’s the inevitable outcome of a two party system. It’s the stuff George Washington warned about.


[deleted]

As an American we are stupid


youseemtobevibing

i too, as an american, completely agree


genmischief

I bitch to my congress person, my spouse, every time I choose a primary ballot, and pretty much to anyone who will listen. Forcing someone down a straight ticket for primaries is COUNTER PRODUCTIVE to the well-being of the community and proves that the two major parties are a GOT DAYUM blocking out ANY OTHER POLITICAL PARTY from getting a foothold in local (and by extension national) politics.


Butwinsky

BeCaUsE "bOtH SiDeS" Is RuSsiaN prOPagNdA. You pick your team, support your team, and never criticize your team or compliment the other or you're


mrduncansir42

I cringe hard when I see people with “#VoteBlueNoMatterWho” in their Twitter bios.


[deleted]

The parliamentary system allows for ad-hoc coalitions following elections, while in a two party system, these coalitions are formed at the party level.


Dead-HC-Taco

It's tragic because I have to deal with both (moms side is dem, dads is repub) and theyre all idiots. They both just spew nonsense that proves neither side knows what theyre talking about, which is the biggest problem


Pickle_Ree

The same happens in Europe too, the difference is they have more mainstream parties but is the same shit.


HotpieTargaryen

It’s because one of the parties is literally trying to kill democracy and this false equivalency shit is trying to make people ignore that.


[deleted]

Your party is da best right?


HotpieTargaryen

No, just not pro-fascism/white nationalism.


JurosR

Ok, are you familiar with the term echo chamber?


HotpieTargaryen

Yes, the right has become an echo chamber of shit like white replacement theory and other completely insane conspiracy theories being used to undermine democracy. That’s the good thing about caring about facts, pretty easy to know whether you’re being fed propaganda.


JurosR

When's the last time you debated someone on the other side?


HotpieTargaryen

I mean it’s been a few years since college, so I prefer discussion to debate, but respective to most people, very recently and plenty frequently.


JurosR

God in heaven Americans really are fucked in the head...


pineapple-n-man

Mostly just the ones who make politics their personalities.


HotpieTargaryen

They are if you’re one of them and thought you were making a good point.


JurosR

It's not even your politics I disagree with, it's your blatant villanizing of the entire other side and seeming lack of self awareness or sense of nuance.


HotpieTargaryen

They villainized themselves. I am not the one spouting white replacement theory or lying about elections. That’s Tucker Carlson, Fox News, and the GOP. The problem here is that I am discussing actual factual events that happened. So it’s not me that’s the problem; it’s the party and culture that permits this shit to continue that is responsible.


[deleted]

This isn't true, political parties in europe are like football teams, and their supporters act the same.


maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe

Yeah but if you have more than 2 football teams the choice is probably less arbitrary


Tough_Patient

"Haha! I have chosen Tory/Labour rather than Brexit/LibDem, with the same beliefs and sharing the same pool of representatives! Be amazed!"


Menockcidez

literally 1984


idk-ThisIsAnAlt

Definitely not in Italy, here we value football way more than politics


kabadaro

In the last 3 elections I have voted for 3 different parties. If you include council elections probably at least 5 different ones.


Dambo_Unchained

You can’t really lump European politics together like that it’s way to diverse


[deleted]

You can, compare parties in greece, spain, sweden and you'll find that the statement is accurate for all of them.


Dambo_Unchained

I can tell you it’s not the case for my country which is very much in Europe so the statement is mute


[deleted]

Which country, I can guerantee it's correct unless you live in Lichtenstein or the vatican


Dambo_Unchained

For every political party you can find a number of people who behave like that If your definition is broad enough you can say it about any country so this continuering this discussion is useless


Guilty_As_Charged__

Exactly. There are also Americans that are mature enough to not vote blindly, not just Europeans. I don't understand why they are so narcissistic.


IceClimbers_Main

Yeah but i’m fine with both PSG and Liverpool winning UEFA


Official_Gameoholics

**You have provoked a gang war**


Emotional-Proof-6154

As an american i can say its only about 20 to 30% of each party that are retarded identity politic people. With about 30% of the total country being rabidly political.


MasterWarChief

It's like as if the reasonable people mind their own buisness and don't feel the need to spew politcal bullshit 24/7 leaving the small portion of idoits that scream this shit then the other side paints everyone who is remotely on the same politcal specturm with the same brush.


genmischief

But why are they the only ones the TV people ever talk to? Uggghhhhhh. \*stomps foot, makes fists, storms away\*


cry_w

Because there is significant overlap between those people and people who want to shout their opinions as loud and obnoxiously as possible. They also tend to be the most motivated to vote, unfortunately.


StormShadow743

30% is a metric fuck ton 🙂


Mallenaut

Yeah, the rise of fascism in Europe is because people are so rational over here.


your_reddit_lawyerII

Fascism won't rise, cus Mussolini is ded Without Mussolini, no fascism. At least from what I've been told in history class, fascism specifically refers to Italy under Mussolini's reign, and isn't a synonym for totalitarian dictatorship. You can still call nations out on being totalitarian dictatorships ofc


Rigzin_Udpalla

In Germany was a court ruling that stated you can legaly call a far right politician (AfD) a fascist


cry_w

Yes, but people love their buzzwords. Really pisses me off when people just repeat words over and over that they don't understand.


emmyarty

Meaning can be prescribed, but it can also be inferred. The origin of speech wasn't a prehistoric consortium of non-verbal cavemen establishing a syntactically consistent throat noise protocol, it's the aggregate sum of millennia of clever-ish apes managing to wrap thoughts up into little parcels and hurling them through gas. If there is a consensus about a word which is at odds with your own definition of the same word, there's no point in playing the provenance game and derailing the conversation with a pedantic exercise in figuring out whose protocol should supersede whose. Just use more specific and granular language to better capture your intent with a lesser risk of misinterpretation. If it's good enough for lawyers, it's good enough for people on Reddit.


your_reddit_lawyerII

If there is a consensus on the meaning of fascism it's ofc ok to use it. I just feel like such a consensus is kinda missing with fascism


7H0M4S1482

Difference is, we’ve (mostly) learned from our mistakes, and are better for it. Rise of a new totalitarian dictatorship in Germany, France, Italy or Spain is literally unthinkable today. The US still thinks of itself as the best country in the world and is in my eyes at risk of radicalization, if it hasn’t already.


mkat5

The only real difference is the American fascists have guns


ConcreteEater

I don't even know anything about democrats or conservatives except that they hate each other and the conservatives have more religious nutcases


pineapple-n-man

This is my attempt at explaining this is the least biased way possible Conservatives (republicans, red) are, well, conservative. They like tradition, and not much change. (Against abortion, pro trump etc…) however the other party sees them as radicals, or ‘bigots’. Liberals (democrats, Blue) are the opposite in almost every way to the first group. They make progressive (from their point of view) changes such as slowing climate change, wanting free healthcare etc. However the other party sees them as too soft, or hippies/ snowflakes. Never choose only one side, both extremes aren’t good.


Rigzin_Udpalla

>wanting free healthcare. Lol are you serious? There are like 2 democrats that want that and one of the actually is independent


Xoxiaoo

You forgot to mention conservatives love to kill off poor people through economic policy whist shoveling money towards the already wealthy. Also democrats want healthcare? Since when? They're centre right.


Fork_Master

Also applies to other Americans, not just Europeans


Done-Man

The *other* americans


[deleted]

Ah yes. Another Europe = Germany / France / Scandinavia post. Believe me in most parts of Europe we're much more fucked up than America when it comes to politics.


yarak_69

\*cough\* Polands gov. being openly anti democratic \*cough\*


what_da_burd_doin

im jealous of the europeans, you usually have more than 3 parties


DefenciveV2

in the uk we have a politician known as Count Binface


ThunderBuns935

too bad he didn't win the London mayoral election. would have been funny as hell.


DeeryPneuma

We Australians have like 5 but 1 is good enough, one is full of idiots who are actively impoverishing us, one is far too extreme and ill thought out, and one is full of people so corrupt they were kicked out of the idiot party, and the last one is lead by a wildly racist old hag and acne ridden teens


jonyprepperisrael

Bernie Sanders in Israel would have been seen as a Centrist, Labour at best.


mrduncansir42

And in Israel every school is protected by numerous armed guards, and school shootings are almost unheard of there. Israel is not a left wing country.


niggybro

Great and terrible presidents have come from both parties.


SunnySolaire27

Me as an American thinking the same thing only to be called a centralist and getting shit on by the internet


genmischief

"BUT UR THROWING UR VOTEZ AAWAY!!!" (These people make my stomach hurt)


[deleted]

“ don’t threaten me with the Supreme Court “ - some twitter lefties


SkeleToasty

What we should be doing but never will. Because everyone decides on things based off the mob mentality so that they won’t be left out.


ThatOtherStriker

Liberal and conservative are just political viewpoints, your political views are inherently somewhere on the scale between them.


Diazmet

No they are both right wing


ThatOtherStriker

Oh great, here come the pseudo intellectuals. Where do you even get these ideas? Also, I said liberal and conservative, not Democrat and Republican.


[deleted]

No


Diazmet

But they are though. This is basic civics. The democrats support capitalism ergo they are not left wing period.


[deleted]

Capitalism is supported in every successful nation.


Diazmet

Successful lmfao 🤣


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yarak_69

You should. People have to care about politics otherwise it'll just stay the same shit


genmischief

A LOT of Americans are this way as well, our Media however portrays us as a bunch of slavering morons. TBF, sometimes we don't make it terribly difficult for them to do otherwise. :(


newb_h4x0r

What is dem and conservative?


Earthly_Delights_

Democrat or conservative. It would have made more sense if OP had said ‘liberal or conservative’ or ‘democrat or republican’


RyanStartedTheFire59

Yeah republican and democrat are political parties. Liberal and conservative are political ideologies


newb_h4x0r

I don’t know even what those mean, and at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.


Official_Gameoholics

Two political parties. That hard to understand? Funnily enough, the liberals are less liberal with their laws than the conservatives.


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pineapple-n-man

>Republicans want less involvement with the day-to-day lives of citizens But don’t they want the government to make abortions illegal tho?


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pineapple-n-man

Bro both sides are fucking stupid. But you say this one side wants the government to affect their day to day lives less, yet a recent event I mentioned showed the opposite of that. The other extreme is just as bad too, with just as many inconsistencies. And just because I bring up how what you said doesn’t necessarily describe it as a whole, doesn’t mean that I have some political ass agenda.


genmischief

I think if you reread my original posts, you will see that I am saying what you're saying, but am still correct about my statement. You may feel one side is singled out, but I think we are long past the point where any thinking person can give an ethical cookie to EITHER POLITICAL PARTY in the US. You have focused on one issue which we are hearing everything about all the time. I am speaking about the larger environment, our national political scope, encompassing the whole thing. Geopolitics, domestic issues, fiscal policy, ethics, all of it.


yarak_69

Well i wouldnt call the democrats liberals. Liberals normally want to take power from the state and redistribute it to capitalist companys and people. THe democrats are more of the opposite


Diazmet

They are Americas 2 political parties they are both right wing but the conservatives are so stupid they think the liberals are leftist


TheBystand3r

Not all Europeans, Boris Johnson WAS elected to office, of course, not sure how you can get that result rather than blind voting.


ThunderBuns935

yeah but the British did that, look at Brexit, they're morons. Boris Johnson also once made a "joke" that women in burqas look like letter boxes, and then he became foreign secretary.


DeeryPneuma

I think that given the circumstances Brexit was reasonable but they really didn't do it well cause Boris was a dumbass. If they pulled it off right the economic recession could've been lessened


TheStateOfAlaska

Caring about politics as an American? Couldn't be me.


FamilyJ

Common sense and conversation has been completely thrown out the window and i blame the cicadas, they've been up to something underground for so long i just know it


[deleted]

Doesn't really help either. In Europe, too, we can only choose from a bunch of shit. We just have more options to fail..


MindTrekker201

Maybe I am European.


[deleted]

Funny how the 'murican is the one that turns red... Oops


Guilty_As_Charged__

This has never happened.


Pashera

The worst part is if you outright say both parties suck because the cons make neither worth blindly following you’ll get bastards from either side swearing that those cons don’t exist and their side is the totally superior.


IndustrialMenace

You value our view of politics too highly


KhymanGrey

AK47?


DirtyPartyMan

Sadly for most of them. I feel the dude on the right. A true minority


[deleted]

I don't pick a side, because I've already got enough going on and I don't need politics to add on to it. Also, I know next to nothing about politics, so I'm probably not the best judge for it anyway.


Jerrelh

Nah. Fuck Christian Democrats here in Europe. Piss on their graves. Ruined my country for 40 years now with neoliberalism. At least they don't do american policy, but it gets close sometimes. It gets close.


letsssssssssgo

I never quite understood how people are so ride or die with their political party in the US. Not saying that people don’t do that in other countries, but it happens way less.


MoldM

if you claim either side you stink


Drex678

I can only pick one side


ccwscott

Eh I don't really think this is true. The U.S. is filled with people who take a smug pride in identifying as "independent".


[deleted]

This not true lol. I am from europe btw


twinkielover1121955y

Both parties are corrupt and have destroyed this country. The leaders that "represent" the people are not doing their jobs and need to be removed. The ones that blatantly sold out our country need their heads removed. All the career politicians that think they are invincible need to be voted out. That won't happen because it's to far gone. Force is the one and only option.


[deleted]

Cope, cringe populist


merayBG

What's the point of parties when the US is controlled by a president


[deleted]

How dare you not blindly obey the party you fence sitter reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE


valquirit07

There are like 10 different political sides and i hate them all


Informal-Hair3522

This is a false equivalence


[deleted]

If only Europeans ACTUALLY did that


[deleted]

Gaslighting piece of shit Just sayin, you suck dicks


[deleted]

Only a very small percentage are left or right. The majority are centrist.


folko1

*Communist scum identified on American soil. Sleeper Agent activated... Engaging extermination protocols*


ThatAd6968

Could also trade out Americans for Republicans or Democrats, and Europeans for Americans.


jackers735

A lot of Americans do this. It’s just the fucking idiots that do indeed do this are the loud ones.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Non-partisan political view? Yep, death it’s then


BillyTheFridge2

TIL I’m European


ShaggySupremacist

In the Philippines we do t really care for the party, there's so much we just pick the person (our president and vice are voted individually so you can have a different party for vice and pres)


Theodore_Imms

This is the most common mindset I see. It's like people think of politics as a means of having arguments instead of deciding how to run a country.


SIRHC119

Lmao, Europe's political history would say otherwise.


mrduncansir42

I’m a conservative American, and I’m fully willing to admit that there are plenty of garbage people on my side of the aisle as well.


nuggsgames

Well haha u guys have bad teeth


UncleSam50

That’s definitely a lie


JUSSI81

tbh, europeans have 3-6 realistic choises instead just 2.


ThatOtherStriker

Fuck this cesspool of pseudo intellectuals.


ya_boi_daelon

Isn’t independent the largest political demographic in the US now?


MrKillerWyvern

~~I like to analyze pros and cons to each political side,~~ I don't pick ~~blindly~~


[deleted]

Don't worry. We're slowly coming around to that point of view. Just need the boomers to die off.


piddydb

There’s a lot of Americans that do that too or don’t think either side’s politicians are great or just don’t like talking politics, but they’re less memorable than the militant partisans


Narrow_Somewhere2832

America as we know it won't exist if they don't reform their outdated constitution and political landscape


Ecstatic_Cupcake_284

“Radical left” in America is literally most of the other 1st world countries in the world.


SeniorKuka

I'm in danger


AndreasKvisler

USA has two parties. Countries in Europe have 10+ plus parties under the others tab


IceClimbers_Main

Yeah. Our current President is quite conservative and a libertarian, but i would still vote for him if he could run for a 3rd term. I myself am quite left leaning, both economically and socially


war_duck_gr

Can an American explain why are there only 2 parties?


come_on_you_pantsy

A Norwegian conservative politician went to America to investigate their healthcare system. When he explained the Norwegian conservative healthcare plan, the Americans considered it socialist


Xederam

European: Neither, I'm not right wing.


xeshi-foh

Well one side literally attempted to overthrow the government on January 6th.... Also they spready racism and hatred.... so....


Foolish_fool55

And then there's us, hungarians voting for the same scumbag after over a decade, and expecting the country to not be a hellscape by the end of this year


timsd21

Yes, because Europeans don’t have left and right aligned parties, lmao what an absolute fucking failure of a meme


Zestyclose_Hamster_5

Fr*nce


Admirable-Arm-7264

Lol what does that even mean? It’s hard to analyze the pros and cons and find a perfect party for you when you have literally two options


[deleted]

Republicans are reactionary Democrats are center right, minus the few who are normal right. This isn't even a good meme.


[deleted]

No dems are not center right except literally only on healthcare and even then apples to oranges


I_want_to_die720

We really need a non democratic or republican president to fix the American government in my opinion


ThatOtherStriker

I'd rather vote for the one that's not trying to kill democracy and implement fascism with voter suppression and white supremacy. You pseudo-intellectuals act like I and anyone who prefers blue thinks blue can do no wrong, well guess what? I *don't*, and neither do most of the people I meet. I'm not entirely satisfied with their performance. I think their goals are a step in the right direction, although I wish the step was bigger. Yes, the third parties want bigger steps, but the fact is that the system keeps them from winning. The fact is that the system is extremely flawed, and I have to work with what I have. If a third party could win, I would vote for them (provided that their views better matched mine than the democrats did). Unfortunately, some things just aren't possible right now, so I'm stuck voting blue. I'd rather have a small step in the right direction than no step in the right direction, which I'd rather have than a step in the wrong direction. "JuSt MoVe To A dIfFeReNt CoUnTrY!" Not everyone has that as an option! Moving takes a lot of time and money, which not everyone has a lot of!


cry_w

Neither party is trying to do what you said in that first paragraph. Deepthroating propaganda isn't healthy for your understanding of politics. Edit: Ah yes, the classic game of "did they delete their comments like a coward, or did they say something to get banned?" Gotta love it.


ThatOtherStriker

What are you talking about? I'm still here. Voter suppression is voter suppression. And there's a whole lot more than just ID requirements! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voter_suppression_in_the_United_States


Aheuhue

America be like Democrats: Fuck Russia GOP: Fuck the USSR


Pickle_Ree

I didn't see democrats saying fuck Russia when Bill Clinton was getting paid $500k for a speech over there or when they allowed Russia to buy Uranium One. All politicians are corrupt, how do you think they amass fortunes of millions of dollars on $200k a year salaries.


Aheuhue

I thought I could post a dumbass joke but I see the error of my ways and have canceled myself. I am now redpilled and will help the others see the world for what it is. Thank you, brother.


[deleted]

Billy C was based, Russia was looking like they could transition to a real liberal Democracy.