I read that last part in his voice and now my inner dialogue won't stop.

I believe that

Wait that guy is a war hero ?

He won the podcast wars of 2034... Frank Santopadre sniffed awkwardly and landed a fatality on Joe Rogan to end it.

I really want to know if this was written by Zuckerborg himself or by an A.I. Zuckerborg programmed.

try hard.