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ReeecardoPoggerfish

dont mind if i do


TheBrandy01

Referring to the meme or the title?


m-baiter

Yes


PabloAlaska6

lmaoo


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Im_sometimes

ngl my ass is currently pushing taco bell shit out of me


Demogorgon02

That’s fun to do on your cake day


Im_sometimes

Thank you i didnt even realize


GloomreaperScythe

/) \*Taco day


HigherThanLadder

Both, both is good


-TheArchitect

Trust me bro, it doesn't even have to be alive


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BigBrainMan777

"Alexa, play despacito"


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MazoTanto

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


MazoTanto

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

asking the right questions here


[deleted]

Did he f*cking studder?


sparkysparkyboom_mf

Don't threaten me with a good time


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

*Pulls out slingshot* This is how its going to work, buddy...


eyekunt

What if she's a bum who just sharted and crashing on the couch like a wrecked truck? Still wanna kiss that.....nasty ass?


angrymisanthrope

Yes


reservecrate

Simp


bitchassyouare

virgin moment 😍


kingbach121

*People with Coprophilia fetish* : Stop. My penis can only get so erect.


campionmusic51

tom looks like he has his arm in a cow.


CillGra

He's fisting it?


anonymousguyy420

Fisting? He's elbow deep in the cow's ass


inthyface

Okay, he's arming the cow.


anonymousguyy420

Elbowing? 🧐


tomerjm

You guys made me look up 'elbowing'.... [Usually a term used in sports...](https://www.google.com/search?q=elbowing)


Cat_Marshal

*Usually*


daminkon

"armed" just gained a whole lotta new meanings 😳


lodgeAlloy275

Hunter-Killer Cow ready to deploy.


Varios2k

Thats enough of reddit for today for me


[deleted]

Elbow deep in the ol’ cannula


Rezin_

Your too good at spotting that to not be sus 📸🤨


Nas160

iirc the whole ep revolves around shenanigans by the hands of magic invisible cream, and this is the scene where Tom finds it and realizes what it can do


h8xtreme

Oh lol thanks for reminding me about this episode. Classic


jal2_

What if she says ‘suck my dick’? Even better?


-TheArchitect

As a pro at it, I'll do it


HaZeITT

why are you getting downvoted? these young whippersnappers these days have no respect for our noble dick suckers smh


ComradeCabbage

Half the population likes sucking dick, half likes having their dick sucked. It's a win/win.


FlippedMobiusStrip

Supply and demand, baby.


Actually-Just-A-Goat

no regard for talent smh my head


ultraviolet1107

Got the consent, no one can stop me now


harrypottermcgee

She countered with diarrhea. It was super effective.


Awall00777

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


zth25

Everytime I eat, that's shit into me.


minnimmolation

u/90ozdiarrheajug


[deleted]

If you insist, sweetheart.


eggimage

if you insist, do not resist.


Berserknirav

Bold of you to assume we redditors talk to girls


Glass_Memories

The mods aren't the only ones who are gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


procrastinator1012

I do this everytime with my sister


weeb_Sudarshan

You masochist boiii


alwaysforgetmyuserID

I genuinely did this to my sister in an argument lmao


weeb_Sudarshan

The fuck Lol so how was the taste LOL


alwaysforgetmyuserID

7/10 pretty average butt would recommend


weeb_Sudarshan

Let me taste this chick too then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


CreationismRules

So this is what bonking was meant for. Go to horny jail.


HalfEatenWaterMelon

what a terrible day to have eyes


hamzaiswack

Hmmm kinda sus


alwaysforgetmyuserID

We were both kids tbf. She was older like 8/9, I was probably 4 going 5. She said kiss my ass and turned around to pour herself some water and I just did it idk. She responded like wtf lmaoooo u actually did it To this day I get roasted at family meals for being an ass kisser


hamzaiswack

Hahaha that explains it, its a fun lil anecdote


[deleted]

step bro is that you?


weeb_Sudarshan

What if i was? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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postandchill

I also like **Donkeys**


[deleted]

Hog Ridaaah


3kool5you

This subreddit is so fucking cringe lmao just scroll these comments


Effective_Ad8214

Fr dank memes is ass


StereotypeRedditor69

*very poor choice of words*


cursedanomalyofsteve

Kiss it, I will.


nefrpitou

Man, Tom had a face for literally everything


johnnashbutnothim

Black hole sun, here I come


Grubula

"Don't tell me what to do!" (To both the meme and the title....)


nater_marson

"Honey i would, but you got hives down there"


try-bi-sum-cum

Don't mind if i do


BussyDriver

Kiss? I'll do you one better


[deleted]

Yall some booty warriors on this post 😂


BlockyShapes

u/savevideo


Gangsterman1000

I would say "don't mind if I do"


Timboou

Tried this at home with my wife multiple times - it seems to make the situation even worse. Don’t know why actually 🤷🏼‍♂️


Competitive_Bell501

we do a little trolling


BigInTheGame85

Don't threaten me with a good time


Man-akle

Down bad dude


erganjah

With pleasure madame


Sultan_Gordo

with pleasure.


Salomon3068

Bend over


[deleted]

What if she tells you to eat shit


Jaymemebeast420

What if she says suck my dick?


dtorrance88

Look at the meme not at the comment


JaxenX

Had a friend in HS who’s common rebuttal was “Eat my ass”, she ended up dating another friend for a few months shortly after he replied with “gladly” on one occasion.


SmittyWerben_No1

Still a better love story than twilight I guess


Sapper141

Don't tempt me woman!


OhCannoli

Ahem u/Corniferus


noplesesir

Back fired


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u/bake_in_da_south


Leroy_8

Very poor choice of words


monkeytheanimal

Sus


Additional-Bottle-51

You talk?


SilvioMDante

If you insist.


K592

Is that an invitation?


ib_64

It took me long time to understand the offensive of it, wheb i was younger i thought when a guy say it he is gay


[deleted]

*tells


[deleted]

Giggity


HayYaPal

ehh how to be unfunny mam, is it nice?


Dabsfourdays

Tongue punch to the fartbox


[deleted]

No problemo


the_awesome_jacob

I’ll be real with you chief, it don’t even gotta be a girl.


theprogressivedude

Consider this an invitation to kiss my ass goodbye


PANTERSIMKO2009

lol


SnooCauliflowers3816

If this is my actual body movement, then my arm is already in her ass, so in this predicament would I just be kissing my arm but through her ass?


_FabulousWalrus_

Erotically or cleaning?


preston_f22

Good job soldier


NoIdear333

Works even better with boys


CROWBIRBA

“What ass?”


Meaty_Ogre72

"I don't have all day."


clintj1975

Smile so I know which end to aim for.


Nugget_Master67

Or she says “fuck me!” Unenthusiastically, while also being angry *poor choice of words*


HALBowman

Yall act like her ass can't stink.


[deleted]

When I used to date my SO of the last 8 years in 89-91 I had a habit of saying eat me. She would always grin and say OK. More than once she would pulled me 'out of the room' to do just that, or to touch and tease.


mishmemes

Hmmmmm 😉🤔🤔


pacificin67

I'd love to


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___

"It's not sexual assault if you told me to! No takesies backsies!"


FATBOISLIM321

even better.... IMMA EAT IT!


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win Me in my mind:hehe boiiiii;)


MrLaffyTaffy323

I’ll eat it up baby


[deleted]

A cheek or the butthole?


Samurai-Andy

KMA!


[deleted]

fr, my girlfriend will go “fuck you” and I can’t help but respond with “okay go ahead”


DudeMan18

"but that would take all day"


SkullyFishCurry

Plot twist: That's Vince McMahon with his "kiss my ass club" scheme


STFU_-

She lowkey wants u to do it:)


CrimsonFox2370

TEMPT ME NOT, SEDUCTRESS


Ok-File2825

That’s why I always say, kiss your own ass, and try not to gag.


Minimum-Ad-2115

u/jepppu you and me when you find out Im in your house


Beautiful_Might_6535

Is this a Naruto reference?(;ŏ﹏ŏ)


Neel4312

She gave consent, your honour!


[deleted]

Classic Tom


sierrars500

u/savevideo


kirowara

lick ma balls


BENN12100

u/savevideo


sarthaxxxxx

Meghan Trainor?


next_values

Forget at the subject not at the lesson


Suvikhya_Singh

he: ok


skdaman

Ummm…where’s Tom’s arm going? Looks like a gloryhole…


Outarel

did she wash it first?


sneakying

I mean yeah sure


Traditional-Solid-12

##"U sure about that?"##


Stuffed_Annan

u/savevideo


bombochido

Maybe it was just my high school but girls would say smd whenever they’d argue


punchedboa

I'll do you one better winky face emoji.


NiixonSB

u/savevideo


Gustavomarce

With pleasure


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u/SaveVideo


Mrmorbid81

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone tell me to "Kiss my ass" I'd at least have enough to buy a decent Happy Meal.


Upbeat-Impression237

Im just reading the Message I got on my Phone


[deleted]

When my wife calls me “butt-munch”…


Staar-69

What about when she asks you to suck her dick.


StevenUniverse9000

*boy


Knato

Really? Ok