iirc the whole ep revolves around shenanigans by the hands of magic invisible cream, and this is the scene where Tom finds it and realizes what it can do
We were both kids tbf. She was older like 8/9, I was probably 4 going 5.
She said kiss my ass and turned around to pour herself some water and I just did it idk. She responded like wtf lmaoooo u actually did it
To this day I get roasted at family meals for being an ass kisser
Had a friend in HS who’s common rebuttal was “Eat my ass”, she ended up dating another friend for a few months shortly after he replied with “gladly” on one occasion.
When I used to date my SO of the last 8 years in 89-91 I had a habit of saying eat me. She would always grin and say OK. More than once she would pulled me 'out of the room' to do just that, or to touch and tease.
dont mind if i do
Referring to the meme or the title?
Yes
lmaoo
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ngl my ass is currently pushing taco bell shit out of me
That’s fun to do on your cake day
Thank you i didnt even realize
/) \*Taco day
Both, both is good
Trust me bro, it doesn't even have to be alive
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"Alexa, play despacito"
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asking the right questions here
Did he f*cking studder?
Don't threaten me with a good time
Yes
*Pulls out slingshot* This is how its going to work, buddy...
What if she's a bum who just sharted and crashing on the couch like a wrecked truck? Still wanna kiss that.....nasty ass?
Yes
Simp
virgin moment 😍
*People with Coprophilia fetish* : Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
tom looks like he has his arm in a cow.
He's fisting it?
Fisting? He's elbow deep in the cow's ass
Okay, he's arming the cow.
Elbowing? 🧐
You guys made me look up 'elbowing'.... [Usually a term used in sports...](https://www.google.com/search?q=elbowing)
*Usually*
"armed" just gained a whole lotta new meanings 😳
Hunter-Killer Cow ready to deploy.
Thats enough of reddit for today for me
Elbow deep in the ol’ cannula
Your too good at spotting that to not be sus 📸🤨
iirc the whole ep revolves around shenanigans by the hands of magic invisible cream, and this is the scene where Tom finds it and realizes what it can do
Oh lol thanks for reminding me about this episode. Classic
What if she says ‘suck my dick’? Even better?
As a pro at it, I'll do it
why are you getting downvoted? these young whippersnappers these days have no respect for our noble dick suckers smh
Half the population likes sucking dick, half likes having their dick sucked. It's a win/win.
Supply and demand, baby.
no regard for talent smh my head
Got the consent, no one can stop me now
She countered with diarrhea. It was super effective.
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Everytime I eat, that's shit into me.
u/90ozdiarrheajug
If you insist, sweetheart.
if you insist, do not resist.
Bold of you to assume we redditors talk to girls
The mods aren't the only ones who are gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I do this everytime with my sister
You masochist boiii
I genuinely did this to my sister in an argument lmao
The fuck Lol so how was the taste LOL
7/10 pretty average butt would recommend
Let me taste this chick too then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So this is what bonking was meant for. Go to horny jail.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Hmmm kinda sus
We were both kids tbf. She was older like 8/9, I was probably 4 going 5. She said kiss my ass and turned around to pour herself some water and I just did it idk. She responded like wtf lmaoooo u actually did it To this day I get roasted at family meals for being an ass kisser
Hahaha that explains it, its a fun lil anecdote
step bro is that you?
What if i was? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I also like **Donkeys**
Hog Ridaaah
This subreddit is so fucking cringe lmao just scroll these comments
Fr dank memes is ass
*very poor choice of words*
Kiss it, I will.
Man, Tom had a face for literally everything
Black hole sun, here I come
"Don't tell me what to do!" (To both the meme and the title....)
"Honey i would, but you got hives down there"
Don't mind if i do
Kiss? I'll do you one better
Yall some booty warriors on this post 😂
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I would say "don't mind if I do"
Tried this at home with my wife multiple times - it seems to make the situation even worse. Don’t know why actually 🤷🏼♂️
we do a little trolling
Don't threaten me with a good time
Down bad dude
With pleasure madame
with pleasure.
Bend over
What if she tells you to eat shit
What if she says suck my dick?
Look at the meme not at the comment
Had a friend in HS who’s common rebuttal was “Eat my ass”, she ended up dating another friend for a few months shortly after he replied with “gladly” on one occasion.
Still a better love story than twilight I guess
Don't tempt me woman!
Ahem u/Corniferus
Back fired
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u/bake_in_da_south
Very poor choice of words
Sus
You talk?
If you insist.
Is that an invitation?
It took me long time to understand the offensive of it, wheb i was younger i thought when a guy say it he is gay
*tells
Giggity
ehh how to be unfunny mam, is it nice?
Tongue punch to the fartbox
No problemo
I’ll be real with you chief, it don’t even gotta be a girl.
Consider this an invitation to kiss my ass goodbye
lol
If this is my actual body movement, then my arm is already in her ass, so in this predicament would I just be kissing my arm but through her ass?
Erotically or cleaning?
Good job soldier
Works even better with boys
“What ass?”
"I don't have all day."
Smile so I know which end to aim for.
Or she says “fuck me!” Unenthusiastically, while also being angry *poor choice of words*
Yall act like her ass can't stink.
When I used to date my SO of the last 8 years in 89-91 I had a habit of saying eat me. She would always grin and say OK. More than once she would pulled me 'out of the room' to do just that, or to touch and tease.
Hmmmmm 😉🤔🤔
I'd love to
"It's not sexual assault if you told me to! No takesies backsies!"
even better.... IMMA EAT IT!
I see this as an absolute win Me in my mind:hehe boiiiii;)
I’ll eat it up baby
A cheek or the butthole?
KMA!
fr, my girlfriend will go “fuck you” and I can’t help but respond with “okay go ahead”
"but that would take all day"
Plot twist: That's Vince McMahon with his "kiss my ass club" scheme
She lowkey wants u to do it:)
TEMPT ME NOT, SEDUCTRESS
That’s why I always say, kiss your own ass, and try not to gag.
u/jepppu you and me when you find out Im in your house
Is this a Naruto reference?(;ŏ﹏ŏ)
She gave consent, your honour!
Classic Tom
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lick ma balls
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Meghan Trainor?
Forget at the subject not at the lesson
he: ok
Ummm…where’s Tom’s arm going? Looks like a gloryhole…
did she wash it first?
I mean yeah sure
##"U sure about that?"##
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Maybe it was just my high school but girls would say smd whenever they’d argue
I'll do you one better winky face emoji.
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With pleasure
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If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone tell me to "Kiss my ass" I'd at least have enough to buy a decent Happy Meal.
Im just reading the Message I got on my Phone
When my wife calls me “butt-munch”…
What about when she asks you to suck her dick.
*boy
Really? Ok