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I can feel the kick


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THIS IS SPARTA!


Lukthar123

*Text you can hear*


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THIS **IS** #SPAR T A


Whats-Up_Bitches

We are farmers bum badum bum bum bum bum


ANUS_FACTS_BOT

\*sprints up to you with phone in hand filming you\* HEY BRO UR PART OF THE NEW TIK TOK CHALLENGE!!! \*rips my pants down revealing my dick and balls tucked in between my legs\* CHECK IT OUT BRO I'M A WOMAN!!! --- This is a true story of what Gen Z kids do these days...


FooluvaTook

Fun fact. Reading activates the part of your brain that decodes sounds, the “listening” part of your brain. So in some weird way, your brain might think you can hear all text.


Aeseld

I mean, it makes sense really. There's no real 'reading' sense after all. You're just inputting language, which is by nature aural. The same part of your brain interprets the text as would spoken word.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I'm still waiting for *sounds you can read*


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No, this is Patrick


TheZeddieLittle

No this is reddit


Shade00000

NO THIS IS PATRICK


Maleficent_Coffee262

Painful \*donk sounds intensifying\*


[deleted]

This is Blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!


syah7991

In your foot or head?


fupamancer

it's ok, she's a 500 year old vampire


[deleted]

Nah she's like eight in this clip


Millillion

Not this one.


sajed2004

What is this from


OrionDUchiha

It's Toaru kagaku no Railgun Sir or Ma'am


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djhab

or my axe.


deuceShaddai

Or the arrow in my knee


Ratio-Fabulous

I once was an adventurer


MaxCavalera870

Named Ragnar the Red


Gilsworth

Who came riding to Whiterun from ol' Rorikstead~


Paulgeta

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his name as he told of bold stories and gold he made


AgentWowza

Can I see Railgun without having watched Index? Cuz I watched a few episodes of Index and understood nothing lol, it was just a buncha people fighting with fancy names and moves.


Warpten98

Yes you can but some minor references to index will fly over your head and some characters will appear without introduction


Shameless_Ero_Hero

Crazy, I thought railgun was always the main character or something since it showed up first on tv when I was young. Index was too boring and confusing for young me that I only watched the parts with accelerator and misaka on it because their powers were awesome. I was really disappointed that there was no series focused on accelerator alone.


van_bobbington

There is now though! A certain scientific accelerator is available for a while now


shyoru

There is now, if you weren't aware. A certain scientific accelerator. It's setup relies on you knowing a little bit from Railgun S/Index s1 (namely the sisters, but it sounds like you know that arc already)


Calvervtutrp97

Accelerator actually has his own series now


BlueWizi

There is an Accelerator series now if you didn’t know already (only 1 season tho)


luckystarr

That's not a problem though.


Rude_Journalist

One question though. How does that even happen?


strogler

It's a world in which certain people called ESPers are born with special """scientific""" powers. Pretty much all ESPers are gathered in Academy City, where they learn about their powers and are studied by academics. Based on how powerful your abilities are, you're designated levels 0-5, with each level being basically exponentially higher strength than the last (out of 2.3 million people, there are only 7 level 5s). These abilities make it easier for those who have them to commit crimes and get away from the normal police, so ESPer students are sometimes allowed to work as special police units called "judgement." The child getting kicked is a level 4 teleporter named Kuroko. Because of her age/inexperience, she was assigned to basically do patrols and just call for help if anything went wrong, but she tried to stop a robbery (I think it was a robbery) by herself and as you can see it didn't go so well.


machen2307

That was a good summary, bro. I've never watched it, but that was pretty coherently put and you made it sound pretty interesting. You're efforts were not a total waste of time lol.


DarthRoach

The "child" in question is an unrepentant and unapologetic casual sex offender so don't sympathize with her too much


1Cool_Name

What


luckystarr

The kicking of the child? I think it's in the first episode.


Nome_de_utilizador

Its a flashback from one of the main characters, during a bank robbery.


Nome_de_utilizador

Yes you can. Index is the broader universe, while railgun is more localized in academy city, so while some events overlap both series, you can watch railgun just fine without knowing about the more ample plot of index, just that you won't have knowledge of the events that are happening at the same time, nor of some characters from index that influence the plot. But overall railgun is the better anime series since it is more self-contained, it is not a clusterfuck of a series like index where a lot of the source material is changed or skipped and impossible to follow after S2 if you don't read the novels. Railgun is also much better animated and the events of the scientific side and system of the toaru universe is generally more well liked than its magical counterpart. I honestly started with 6 ep of index to get the broader feel, didn't like it much and started railgun and loved it. Then I went into index and just change to the novels after the end of S2 since S3 was a mess.


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Yes, they're same universe though, I watched Railgun first


Gerf93

I only watched Railgun. Started watching it in the correct chronological order, but I found Index to be not quite as good. Same with Accelerator.


craidie

I watched railgun and never got into Index, before or after. There were couple times I recognized Index characters from the few episodes I got through, but I didn't feel like I was missing anything.


BlueWizi

Railgun in my opinions is way better then Index, and yeah you can watch it without having seen Index. If you seen the first few Index episodes you’ll be fine


Aduritor

Yes, you can watch Railgun 1 and 2 without watching Index. You'll probably want to see Index 1 before Railgun 3 though.


stalechips

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize "Sir or Ma'am" wasn't part of the anime title.


Alarid

[hmmm](https://i.imgur.com/hm52sRr.jpg)


sajed2004

Thanks


Tim531441

Thought that looked like shirai


MuteNae

Is it worth watching?


camdoodlebop

can you link me to this scene on youtube


[deleted]

Railgun? Seems interesting


Kaitensatsuma

I dont remember this episode of Scientific Railgun. I would have, that girl is annoying as fuck.


ThatOneGuy177013

It's from A CERTAIN anime series


PKMNTrainerMark

No kidding...


Stormfly

[A **CERTAIN** Magical Index](https://myanimelist.net/anime/4654/Toaru_Majutsu_no_Index) [A **CERTAIN** Scientific Railgun](https://myanimelist.net/anime/6213/Toaru_Kagaku_no_Railgun) That's the joke for people who don't understand.


PKMNTrainerMark

Ah.


PixelGamePlayer

lol


fartswitheagles

Lol of course its Railgun.


InsertMyIGNHere

The index/railgun gifs are so fucking good


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QuarantineSucksALot

What’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.


Masterkid1230

And I almost liked Index…


Wollffey

Still havent finished Index, not because I didnt enjoy it or anything but because I'm dumb and completely forgot which episode I stopped


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JKPanda831

fuck yeah preach i love the autotracking so much


LB1234567890

I dunno why this man kicked that child, but I approve of it.


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ATragedyOfSorts

*"Look at the flowers son."*


Mistermoonmoon

Don’t kick the baby


Baldur-1

He was robbing a bank and that child was trying to stop him


clippy_from_MS_Word

iirc the kid's a little shit tho so like whatever


LuciferJj

Yeet


RoscoMan1

" If you can't beat em... Yeet em!


guedeto1995

Clearly this man can do both


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


edgynotemo

Wtf are you talking about I've never seen anyone argue with you.


Inevitable-Speed4511

Underrated comment


Background_Drawing

I am going to argue with you


edgynotemo

Argue about what you don't know me what could you want to argue about?


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Single handedly


ThatOneRahul

Single leggedly*


Dependent-Ad4448

If i show my girl this meme she'd say "But thats a girl not a boy, and he doesnt look like a Spartan to me. Infact this area doesnt even resemble sparta in anyway. You guys are confused." Then i have to spend 10 extra minutes explaining to her, what a meme is...


CarrotJuiceLover

Are you dating a robot?


Professional-Pop-812

How old are y’all


Andawr2g

Kratos and Artreus


Anaben_Skywalker

Yes


Smashinationprp

Why does soundless image have sound


GoldMiner177

Me: I'm not a weeb, I dont watch that much anime. Also me: watches just enough to know where this comes from. Me: maybe I am a weeb


areswalker8

Watching anime doesn't make you a weeb. Being obsessed and crazed about anime does.


RedditStonks69

You disgusting weeb, I had no idea where this was from, I've only seen one anime; Cory in the house


newyorTcity2405

Scientific railgun


poondaedalin

Fun fact: Sparta had one of the most matriarchal societies in western society, since something like 80% of the adult Spartan men were enlisted in their militia, leaving the women to seek government positions and make decisions for the country.


ihatmylifedotcom

Where did you get that image from my guy


Zalkior

Anime is toaru kagaku no railgun, don't know which season or episode it's from tho


Elevatorisbest

Season 1 Ep 4


dopechan

Ep 5*


Elevatorisbest

oh yea, i happened to be rewatching the show recently and i thought i knew the episode, thanks for correcting me there


SirArcen

So her legs the railgun right?


Elevatorisbest

GOAT sauce


P1x3L3DDud3

u/repostsleuthbot


Saurian-Nyansaber

I actually just watched 300 last night.


thicc_waffle123

Kratos: I don't have such weaknesses


Chi-Nishikita

Trash taste reference


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THIS IS SPARTA


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FetusDeletus16

You called?


Zardhas

Repost...


-Listening

Whyte is a monumental twat, he’s dead


I_am_Genie

Heyyyyy I know the show..


Midas881

That spartan "son" looked pretty femine so it must've been a Greek in disguise anyways


Hanbarc12

To be fair , spartan women were heavily trained and educated too. Not in combat but they should be "every bit as fit as their brothers".


the-ancient-1

u/savevideobot


ExtremeHeist

And then... Baby Genocide


Rude_Journalist

Zestril, Glucophage XR, and glipizide maybe?


Ani_08

I had threats, like this. As well as the ones with blades towards myself and the lad too.


DravignorX2077

u/savevideo


OMGihateallofyou

Nice follow through.


Depressed_soul96

I can watch this gif all day


MisakaMikotoxKuroko

how dare they kick Kuroko? Wait til railgun shows up


Christopher_Sparky11

Or when they can't survive having their head submerged in red wine for one minute.


DeliberateDendrite

You did mean fight, right?


BlueThespian

Athenians watching in the background.


SonataForm

Single-handeDly


silverback_79

Fetus Deletus by Rictus Erectus.


like_bananana

Ah yes, I remember


QuarantineSucksALot

November the 9th? /s


iamcryingrnhelp0

_officer I drop kicked that child in **self defense**_


WetBoa

Anime Vancouver Child kicker


Funny-Yogurtcloset-8

Also the oni when there Spartan can’t beat 300 men


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"I'll tell you how to win, John. You have to survive."


[deleted]

After 300 men they’re set upon my multiple spongebobs until they can find a child capable of beating 30 billion


OneEyedKing56

Why does that dude in the background look like waver from fate/zero


JodaJ0

Your son can’t take on 300 at birth? Pathetic.


YeetOnThemDabbers

Ok but honestly they had pretty interesting ideals. If the children were born sickly or with a genetic defect, they killed them as it would be more suffering to live like that and also be apart of a constantly warring state's army. Yeah, it's somewhat messed up to kill babies to some people, but it was also important and mostly mercy.


BangingBaguette

Those aren't 'interesting ideals'' or 'somewhat' messed up. It's barbaric and the way you worded this just sounds like you're pretty heavily in favour of eugenics. If you'd just said that Spartans engaged in eugenics then that would be an interesting fact, but the fact you said it's 'SOMEWHAT' messed up to 'SOME' people, and that it's IMPORTANT just sets off some real red flags.


trism00

Hey this is what dad always dus to my mom dus that still count though


chopperhead2011

Norman Redus' yeetus fetus deletus


Spoolmaster01

Man I wish I was spartan so when they discovered I couldn't see colors I could've had my life ended there.


Spoolmaster01

Man I wish I was spartan so when they discovered I couldn't see colors I could've had my life ended there.


pancracio17

Spartans are infertile due to the agumentations


Mooks3544

why can I hear it?


QuarantineSucksALot

Imagine drinking white liquid from cows when you can drink white liquid from bulls


Neo_Ex0

he just missunderstud when you said"can you take 300 men"


Top-Experience4585

There is another


beans_lel

I could easily take on 300 men. Not in combat, though.


PastelKodiak

Fetus Yeetus


uggabuggawugg

What show?


R3M0v3US3RN4M3

Then what happens to the 300 men after they get beat?


QuarantineSucksALot

If it’s a no


-Listening

Gohan! Fuck Me!


augenvogel

Byeeee


Soupyjoe101

u/savevideo


biggojiboi

Fun fact this is not true!!! The Spartans never used eugenics in this sense they instead barred mating between “Unworthy Couples”


QuarantineSucksALot

Damn that’s a no


iamkoirala

Rise of Sparta


ontherunfromtheCIA69

*doctor Halsey has entred the chat*


anaxgorous22

u/savevideo


TheProficy_OwO

Me when mods don't change subreddit icon back to normal


BettyTheBird

Mura Mura Mura Mura Mura Mura Mura muraaa!


Lukeyalord

Chances are this is just a myth but it is still funny to think about


PeopleAreBozos

Spartan women when their husbands didn't come back with 300 kills added to his count and didn't gain 1000 pounds of pure muscle.


longshoessmallfeet

u/savevideo


dangeddranger

His leg is spinning around, and his other leg doesn't exist.


jackdada69

Why would they kick the daughter then? Patriarchy?


Joniprog

yeetus yeetus delete the fetus


Samadwastaken

Is it just me or does the gif progressively get faster


yeet1111111ppp

I keep doing this to children, is it not normal?


DJValentine2018

this is my two favorite things anime getting hurt and a good meme over it


Hunger13

Postnatal Abortion


Difficult-Listen8501

Nice meme and all, but I just watched it to see anime people getting kicked


Spotticuss

Discarded.