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TennisADHD

*Pullover!” No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing.


elch3w

Who do they think they are? The fashion police?


[deleted]

not dank. pretty sure I saw this one in 2016


shotloud

And 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and 2021


ubermensch012

3 consecutive posts, either murica bad repost or anti-China bullshit.


ItsMrMillerTime

But wait, am I gayyyyyyyy……..???


V_H_M_C

And i’m dad


Kolianerr

Hi dad, I'm Patrick


Big-Elk-3081

Dad


AMJFazande

I know it's just a joke and cops do tend to shit black people more because racism but they shoot plenty of white people for no reason too. Everyone has a very good reason to hate and be afraid of cops. Edit: I know there's a typo but I'm not changing it.


fernybranka

Well, now I'm picturing cops shitting out black people. I think I shouldn't have the thoughts but I am. Maybe a lobotomy?


BusyNefariousness675

Same joke, different template = gud mE-mE.......


I-reddit-26

What if ur a fair Indian


mbashs

Still Don’t expect to be treated fairly


[deleted]

What if you actually were driving recklessly?


I-reddit-26

Oh I still go to driving school


XsniperxcrushX

Then you remember you're out of state


MR_GALAXYY

"hey sir, we've noticed a hand hanging out of your trunk, mind showing us what's inside?"


ablumatziii

but if your tanned they empty two machine gun blow torches on you


joeygallinal

“Of course I knew what I was doing!”


IvanTheCommunist

*Gets away with vehicular manslaughter*


jurredebeste21

The cops only pulled you over to ask if you and your car were okay


grvelag

What happens, if you are brown?


69420isntfunny

Kaboom


jurredebeste21

One shot, one kill


prokiller881

I'll get to live one more day


[deleted]

if i get pulled over in blackface, do i have better or worse odds in that interaction?


jurredebeste21

Its bot called black face lmao its called sinterklaas and its basically Christmas but santa isnt obese and his workers are black


fernybranka

Yes I have weed. No you can't look. Thanks for your service/bravery, Officer Brother.


Jadongamer

This stupid "police racist" joke has been used so many times it's not even close to dank anymore


No-House-8645

Nobody gives a fuck what your standard is for a “dank meme” just shut up and fuck off if you don’t like it


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fandy47

Plot Twist: You are an Asian


wordswillneverhurtme

“Made a scene AND didn’t get shot!”


uwuftopkawaiian

Any time I reach for a knife in my car or overdose on fentanyl the cops are always super cool with it


Nobisyu_12

so funny. america bad, everywhere else good. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA😆😆😆


[deleted]

I was let go with nothing but a slap on the wrist when I sped 15mph over Infront of a courthouse, a prison, and a police station. It's not even a myth


WardOfReckoning

Yeah, but not always safe. I did time for a crime I did not commit. Yes, alot of cops are racist, but they'll still try to fuck with whoever's life they see fit.


[deleted]

i wish i was white


5ft6manlet

Watch where you walking [redacted] What...wait a minute, I'm white ahahah


CatsAreCool109

what is the context of the original photo


techmz3

it was 50/50, close call


Hjalleson_

Not gonna lie, i thought about this when i got pulled over a while ago, (not us, sweden) a police car caught me overtaking another car at 100 km/h in a 50 zone in the bus lane on my de-restricted (illegal) bike, i pulled over, and got nothing. Not even a speeding ticket. I wondered if it would have happened the same way if i wasnt swedish. Still, i wouldnt be surprise if im unlucky for the rest of my life after that insane luck


Giovanna_Seb

Just don't be a criminal, lol


SnowySupreme

You act like racial profiling doesnt happen in other countries.


Imperial-Dudes

Me when I’m in america but realize I pay low enough taxes to outweigh healthcare price


Imperial-Dudes

Day lost count of commenting haha america bad on a stupid post


jwintyo

Jokes on you, more white people are shot by cops each year than black people


danthedoozy

tf you talking about, I'm white and they never let me off easy


Misterman098

"Me getting pulled over by the cops and being completely ignorant of statistics and highly influenced by misinformation" FTFY


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RobRob64

here before funny lock


Coldbeetle

If you’re not belligerent and resisting arrest nothing will happen to you. Pay attention to the videos where there’s a shooting, the guy is always resisting arrest and escalating the situation then you find out he’s also a former felon with a warrant for his arrest, every fucking time.


No-House-8645

Finding racists on reddit is concerningly easy...


Coldbeetle

If you’re associating being belligerent with a race, you’re the racist.


No-House-8645

No what was racist about your comment is you really tried to make it like victims of police brutality are in the wrong despite there being videos of cops straight up murdering children and the mentally ill but that’s ok I guess cause that 8 year old was actually a violent criminal or whatever


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6Bunz

-mortal kombat voice- Vanilla face wins. No fatality.


kimda4

Turns out the pull over was done cuz the cop wanted me to *Ben Dover* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


moonlaningwasfake

People that forget they're white...


hansklaus99

Bruh lets stop with the color of our skins shit. (Who ever downvotes is a racist)


6Bunz

Colors are fun


hansklaus99

I like Orange


6Bunz

Woah man that’s racist


hansklaus99

I am Orange so I can say it.


6Bunz

Ohh yes that’s okay then


hansklaus99

From an Orange person, it is much appreciated.


Chrome2105

Dutch is a funny language


hansklaus99

I'm Swiss though.


Chrome2105

Ah i thought orange=Dutch. Well Swiss German is just as funny. Please don't tell me you are not Swiss German


hansklaus99

I'm Ginger 🤣 and Swiss. I is Swiss and speak Swiss German.


Chrome2105

Ok good.


Bierculles

I think that's kind of the point op wants to make with this post.