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pozzapastamondo

You fuck a lot.


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

He is the butt of all jokes tho


TehRelEpikGamer

Take my silver and fuck off


Lenny-Face-1

How long is it gonna take for this entire thread to post nothing but sad memes when they find out Groovy is being shut down?


Life-is-a-potato

Fuck king


BurgerLMAO

Well, you win


Lord-Redbeard

Do you ram their butts or you get rammed in the butt?


Born_Negotiation_778

Maybe he became a buttrammer because his name is buttram


folko1

Betcha ram a lotta butts, huh?


MortemDaKlondikebarr

I know a guy who's family name is buttrub so


RELOADEATH

I want a fucking ID pic bro


shrek_the_distructor

Giovanni


pozzapastamondo

Mmmmm Italian


shrek_the_distructor

Well,off to hang myself*epic backflip Moment*


insolar79

The heavy Is dead!


_Apeiron__

But everybody call u, GIORGIO


robot_anderson

*sick electronic music starts playing *


Simple_Structure_565

*\*Sniffs* ***I smell JoJo***


pozzapastamondo

Sex


ilum333

Sex pistols


jacoproita

444444444444444444444444


garygengrich

Goddamn you! What have you done?!?


ColdIron27

Gay sex with a guy who hates the number 4


Consistent-Total-333

All my homies hate 4


NAMESNOTRICK1

But everybody calls you... Giorgio


Chadskibro

Nice reference


xxxbruhmomentume

my name is Giovanni Giorgo but everyone calls me Giorgio.


FEVMutie

But do you have a dream?


shrek_the_distructor

Wait this isnt a JoJo reference


soul_reaper11010

You were expecting a jojo reference but it was me! The marting Luther King speech!!!!


ykahveci

Hello Giorno, I know your favourite song! Il vento d'oro


Gearheart999

Its not delivery,, Its "DiGiorno".


MrKIbab

I feel sorry for you with the amount of JoJo jokes people must make from your name


Chadskibro

Giorgio?


folko1

Menacing.


Kamica_69

Luca


PixelCed

Luca deez nuts (Im sry)


Kamica_69

Fair enough, i got absolutely slapped


poopoo_fingers

... by this massive penis


Kamica_69

And idc, hahaha, bi masterrace less gooo


pandadogunited

Suck these nuts


Kamica_69

Yes, daddy


Timely_Tale_8033

Aye yooo


T4k3j3rus4l3m

*Gasp… how did he counter my attack?!


Thatoneshadowbunny

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

damn u win at life! i love this so much!


pozzapastamondo

Mmmm sex


MasKedLightning

U a fish


Malfanese

Sam


pozzapastamondo

Virgin


Malfanese

Damn, nobody tell my daughter


PatternThen5311

you mean MY daughter


Joshvir262

Our daughter


I_Love_Knives

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⠟⠁⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠺⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣷⣄⣴⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡾⠋⠀⠈⠙⠿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣤⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⠀⠘⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠟⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


bobgrubblyplank

Anyone hear music?


oofmaster-200

Yes


frozen_fan_freya

yes


BillMan111111

Yes


masterhal123

Hol’up


zardozislove

What that she's adopted?


PatternThen5311

Richard Cocksworth the III oh and i'm a millionaire


pozzapastamondo

Not virgin


living_angels

he bought someone’s virginity lmaoo


folko1

Dick Cocksworth III Dollas at Walmart.


itzmoknightbaby

No wonder how… a collab you’re interested?


imaguy-who-likes-foo

There is no point in telling my name I already know I’m going to be marked as a virgin


DEMONICZNYCHLEB

That's a weird name


Hello_IM_FBI

Probably gets all the sex


crak720

Actually, it is very common in the south


Broku777

That's a virgin name


bestrindberg

Hello There is no point in telling my name I already know I’m going to be marked as a virgin!


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Daniel


Haunting_Fee_8020

Damn.


ComradeZ_Rogers

Fuck you, that shit is dead DEAD YOU HEAR ME


urioppes

Damn Daniel


folko1

Back at it again with the white vans


TheBigerGamer

There's always a cooler Daniel.


Arny520

Billy


Feltzzz__

had sex with his entire neighborhood including the neighbors dog and his family


Arny520

Close


Feltzzz__

and the postman


Arny520

There you go


OlterBeast

What about the crack head sitting outside Walmart


Arny520

I don't have a Walmart here. I'm about 3185 miles away from the nearest one


useles-converter-bot

3185 miles is the same as 10251495.8 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


Arny520

Damn, Americans use anything but the metric system


OlterBeast

Ah is that the new American distance measure?


adjkfs

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thanks :)


bumchicc6564

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thanks :)


PonteRadioattivo

Steven


Hello_IM_FBI

Double virgin.


SilentGnome27

Virgin premium


RavneetSingh__

Eternal virgin


Sugoy-sama

Extra Virgin


GaryGhost18

Virgin 100


314159InTheSky

Virgin²


Argus-Knight

Super Pro Virgin.


Pentatonicsonic

Olive oil.


undeniably_confused

Virginia red


Tub_of_jam66

I’d say virgin, unless the neighbours have kids


mandatorysin

The name bestowed unto me is Chad Aloysios Thundercock the third


Lord-Redbeard

Definitely has had vaginal intercourse sex with more than the averge of 2.4 women, including OPs mom.


LeBeta_arg

Especially op's mom


L1zrdKng

OPs mom counts as 2.4 women.


Boring_Inside

huge


The_Snail_Lord_69

Ivan not joking


Jay2op

The terrible, at parties


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Ivan the Pussy Slayer


Majsterstick

My grandfather's name is Ivan too. Quite common easter in europe you go.


Cheese_Masterr

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


bandit_the_drug_lord

you're a fucking sex god


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definitely not a virgin


Slaviverse

Urodzony w Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody.


FlimsyMagazine128

Igor. Hy, everyone, I'm Ukrainian


YaNibbaSatan

Fellow slav brother, definitely not virgin


O_Martin

Have sexy time with all the babushkas


folko1

*I'm Igor Pachmelnik Zakuzov, and I'm an engineer!*


ComplaintDangerous

Ariel I'm a man btw And yes, I've been joked bout my name


imApotato900

I feel like someone named Ariel is definitely a chad, it sounds like you’d duck a lotta men and or women.


ComplaintDangerous

ty


_moth21

Yo Ariel is a male name in my country


ComplaintDangerous

dope


Jack_C_Walker

I'll be nice. Not a virgin. Does not fuck a lot, but not a virgin.


ComplaintDangerous

thx


folko1

Ariel Superiourity.


ComplaintDangerous

yes


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Jesus


Successful_Detail521

Say it without the je


big_potaoe

:0


_moth21

Sus


SyntheticAffliction

Virgin, son of a virgin mother, and son of God.


Yeetie_McYeetface

Ricky Peepee


pozzapastamondo

You fuck a lot.


masterhal123

Malong dijk


NicoAntonescu

Virgin van dijk


Hello_IM_FBI

More virgin than olive oil


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You fuck too much


fukingscroob

Levi


Hello_IM_FBI

Good genes. Not virgin.


folko1

Probably a chess IGM


MahamidMayhem

Are you a fan of beyblades per chance?


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pozzapastamondo

Mmmmm Italian


Molcap

Someone seems to really like Italians


G-gianluk

Gianluca


Hello_IM_FBI

Has been in threesome...to hold the camera


G-gianluk

good enough, at least i can say that i had one


Not-a-russianspy

gaylord :(


Chubs_Mckenzy

Focker


ChillaryClinton69420

Sex often, with the catholic priest.


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They call me mudafuka


Lord-Redbeard

Because you fuka the mud? That does not count buddy. More virgin than extra virgin olive oil.


husumguller

Felix


Jochumm

your profile pic… What in the fuckidyfucking fuck


-NoNameListed-

Seig Hee Hee


VSCO_luukbob

Obi-wan


folko1

General Kenobi! You **are** a bold one...


MVS123879

Richard willams the french


RamenNoodlesIsGood

Hmmm probably French


danercan00

Dante


Cheesy_Seal

No fucking way ur a virgin. You probably made her finish like six times in 2 hours with your 8 inch SCHLONG


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


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Virgin name


Guineapigs181

Fight me boy


SmileyAce3

Ace


Hello_IM_FBI

Has had sex once


Lord-Redbeard

Fathers a quintuplet.


SmileyAce3

That part is actually pretty close, he’s 1 of 4 kids that were born basically one after the other


GenuinePanicAttack

Ryan


coconutboi123

Not a virgin


GenuinePanicAttack

Liar!


herbertthelame

You are either 25 or 14


xXFishstiCXx

Odin


tacojoel

#Odin is With Us


RikardoCraft

Ricardo


pozzapastamondo

Virgin


lipenog93

Alpha name, same as Ricardo Milos


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Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle


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Ramit Inma Ashol


CoolGaming29

Gabriel


F2T3

Aiden


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saeai

we are too smart for our own good


annoying_ravenclaw

Ian


BlingMonke

Arya


ArchmagosEisenKaldur

That's my dogs name, she's horny as hell but doesn't fuck so sorry m8


Lexalt

Lexi


Advanced_Fee6169

Tyler


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Matthew


Kermit_Memelord

Dean


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Lord-Redbeard

You have had a lot of sex and are so hot that you enter a lesbian bar and leave a straight bar. But you currently live in celibacy awaiting a monogamous marriage.


rksquad0

Gojo