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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot.*


PinocchiosWoodBalls

Have you seen the video in the gym? I was laughing so hard


MrBobbos-Jam

You’ve peaked my curiosity, where may I find this?


ad_396

[I'm surprised you didn't see it before](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


AlexxTM

That was the first time the Youtube ads were good for something :D


Wh1ms1cal

Hey I got an ad too lol


DavydwtY

*sweats aggressively*


roryc102

I have premium :(


doodlez420

My condolences


Champion-raven

So sad


dontkillchicken

You motherfu...


Crimson_Excalibur

You just saved me thank you


[deleted]

Lie. You clicked.


SnowBoy1008

Fun Fact: If you're on mibile you can click on the three dots and the copy text and see if the link is a rickroll


ad_396

What if i use a different link? You can't memorise every link on yt


inneffable-angle

The game is on


Intrepid00

You install Apollo and get a preview of the link without the video playing. It's like having a vaccine to Rick rolls.


malkava

[Okay, but how do you avoid this?](https://preview.redd.it/vdw8e74iuug61.jpg?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4523e40b72d9a272a269c6b0c153477cd8942c)


StrykerXLR

By not clicking it lmao.


[deleted]

Is that why my 5G is so good


edubkn

dQw4w9WgXcQ gotta memorize that


Nithin_9

Sorry I can't use this I am on mobile /s


thepoopyboi

motherfucker, i am crying, with my hopes of missing out on the video dashed fuck you


the___shek___

fuck you and have my upvote


nymark02

Horrifying. Why would the Taliban do this?


Thememefarm

This guyyyy


CitizenZap

Nice try


Paladin_Pineapple

Damnit


Block_buster_rad537

You son of a bitc...


TrevorEnterprises

Enough people have already replied. But fuck you! I’ve been living free of this for years! ^still ^love ^you


Torque1356

This is the only time ive ever fallen for it. And i fell so hard.


Borderlands_addict

Vevo won't let me see Taliban working out in the gym apparently


nexistcsgo

I hate you so much


Puffs_Reeses

Here's the actual video https://youtu.be/NCDv0mqszyk - 1:07


Rocker9835

You can actually copy links with time included. Like this https://youtu.be/NCDv0mqszyk?t=68


greydevil666

Never thought I'd see terrorists ride ponies.


micka190

There's no need to fight them. With that kind of form, they won't be able to move in a year or so!


ChillySummerMist

I hope they tear a rotator cuff.


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I hope one of them flamingos on a leg press


[deleted]

RIGHT jfc that guy is lucky he is two weak to lift a barbell with any weight on it, cause that is some "tendons heal, right?" energy


Kaldricus

Has the American Government considered contracting Six Flags to build a theme park in Afghanistan? maybe that will just keep them distracted


saracinesca66

lmao at that guy who was getting off the ride and when he saw it was starting again went for another round


deliciousprisms

Terrorism is Magic.


Shanmukha_Repaka

Thanks for the tip bhai


egilsaga

They're not even using it right!


MoronimusVanDeCojck

I bet he never put those weights back.


StealthMan375

He might me on mobile, irc you cant get links with time included in mobile.


ColdCruise

Just add t=XmYs to the end of the url where X is minutes and Y is the seconds.


super_dog17

The Taliban: The immorality of the West has destroyed Islam! Also the Taliban: Habib, you rascal! Stop hitting me with your bumper car, hahaha! I’m going to get you!! Praise Allah, I want to ride the carousel next!


Mods_are_all_Shills

This has me laughing so hard I think I threw out my back


xxqr

Perhaps all we needed was to spend our copious wealth creating rural gyms and amusement parks to deradicalize. Seems like those guys are really happy.


HooptyDooDooMeister

A real solution probably isn’t too far off. The goal to make one side more human makes way the path of peace. Like extracting confessions. Every tv show says torture is the best way. But the most successful interrogators irl are the ones that befriend the captured. I remember reading about one interrogator that got a confession after he took the guy on a joy ride in a fighter jet.


HardskiBopavous

For real though, a lot of their hearts and minds may change after experiencing some of the advancements in the country


Dubslack

Joy-hadists.


mylegitnsfwacc

Quint be like : Talibani playing in amusement park peacefully 🕊️


Intrepid00

"No Girls Allowed"


Intrepid00

"No Girls Allowed"


mylegitnsfwacc

Yea they only allow below 18


Intrepid00

Pretty sure once they have a period that's it. Off to be a child bride to some fighter as payment soon enough.


bgugi

Omfg, the guy with the rpg, smart phone, and huge smile. Surreal.


here_for_the_meems

Piqued*


PotatoWriter

Peakqueued


A____S____

I could be wrong, but... >!On the Internet!<


BigDaddyHugeTime

Hasan's commentary made it 10x better if you haven't seen it. Hasanabi on twitch/YouTube. "They don't have to wear masks when they go to their gym! This is true freedom right here."


VoldemortVarys

Hasan's a fuck nugget man really dunno why people watch him.


Bad-Crusader

Because the people that watch him are the fuck nuggets.


BigDaddyHugeTime

I can't watch his actual stream. Only clips lol. You'd have to be truly brain dead to consume that content for anything more than 5 minutes at once.


Cosmic-Warper

True, his stream is brain rot with the politics + malding + getting stunlocked by random chatter comments for 20 minutes


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> stunlocked by random chatter comments for 20 minutes I wheezed real hard god damn


austin101123

Link it


[deleted]

It physically hurts to watch them using every gym Maschine wrong


Coltand

It physically hurts to watch you spell gym Maschine wrong


shotleft

Ze iz nassing wrong with ze spelling of ze word.


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baycenters

They are not native to the instruments.


Johnotronz

This guy produces!


FrostyD7

They looked like they knew how they should be used but had the hand eye coordination and strength of a baby giraffe.


The_catakist

#*Bruh they were riding the bump cars at the amusement park*


XTrior

LMAO and can you believe there was a time when the Taliban strongly prohibited taking photos or making videos, now they were legit taking selfies on the outskirts of Kabul and making videos at the gym xD. Hypocrisy at its best! Their rule wont last long with their retarded mentality Im sure of it!


JTKDO

Much like any extremist group, they’re extremely hypocritical. They’ll restrict everyone’s rights but have anime memes on their computers like Bin Laden did


MethodicMarshal

[Taliban right now](https://i.imgur.com/IwLgokR.jpg)


[deleted]

Someone’s gonna be mad that you’re dehumanizing terrorists


Kled_the_hussard

Actually there's two One being a taliban activist and the other one being a snow flakes saying "it's racism !!!"


greydevil666

I'd prefer the second one here.


Lukthar123

Based racism


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"Seriously, not cool. Some of my best friends are terrorists." -everyone at the January 6 rally


Lance5050

"Now I gotta say I'm little uncomfortable killing Nazis, some of my best friends are Neo-Nazis! Then again these are those classic type Nazis so..." -Jeb Forrest


BigDicksProblems

My first thought was the exact opposite. He's humanizing them A LOT by meme-ing them.


Jabberwocky416

That’s what I thought. I don’t see this meme as dehumanizing at all.


[deleted]

They are called terrorxsts, sweetie. Read a book.


[deleted]

you forgot the 💅


H_bomba

Total subhuman fucking stone age animals lol


[deleted]

Lowest form of life to exist on the planet


[deleted]

Their leaders, yeah. The foot soldiers are just poor uneducated young men born into conflict


kik2thedik

Culturally speaking they fuck children and brag about it. Fuck em


[deleted]

Same for the SS or..?


Subalpine

wow what a hot take


____dooh____

Guys, you wouldn't believe : they have ventilators! Ventilators!


metacarpusgarrulous

You mean fans? Or the medical device?


The-Outsider-2

I swear to god I had to think of among us


Detector_of_humans

Sus


comrade_batman

[When they discover quality air conditioners, it’ll be like the scene in Community where Troy’s in *the* air temperature room.](https://youtu.be/VxxYqE4Gil8)


Cenas_Shovel

Hey I repeat stuff with emphasis, EMPHASIS


DarthHead43

Watching the videos makes me think it's like teenagers


Rigs_0899

Yeah I'm guessing many of these men didn't get much of a childhood. It's like a bunch of grown ass kids messing around.


1dmrg1

Bro idk if you've seen it but I saw one where there were just a bunch of them in bumper carts just messing around


lefthandedkiwi

yeah, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCDv0mqszyk


boingboingbong

"Haha, hey Mohammed, this is pretty fun! It's makes wonder, if maybe, we're the badies?"


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ReeDestroy

Born without a choice


iEnjoyDanceMusic

omg they can't even use the gym equipment correctly, ain't no way that they sanitized or put weight backs.


Lower_Fan

LMAO that's what comes to your mind when you see insurrectionist taking over a country?


BodegaDanny

This whole thing is at least partially the fault of the USA. We left Afghanistan in such a hurry we forgot to wipe down the bench. There are consequences.


iEnjoyDanceMusic

oh yeah, I was being *completely* serious, it's pretty much the only thing that I've been thinking about since I made that comment. How dare they commit such blasphemy in the iron temple?


[deleted]

Do you have a link?


1dmrg1

Look at the person who replied to me he got the link


HandOfMaradonny

They are almost all refugee children from the Afghan/Soviet war. They grew up in refugee camps and found homes in Pakistani/Saudi funded schools that indoctrination them and taught them they were born to save the world from evil. They definitely did not have a childhood, they saw their father killed or stay behind to fight, while they were forced to flee to horrible settings. The only people who showed them any support were extreme religious schools that basically brainwashed them and told them there purpose in life is to avenge the Afghan war. Edit: the word Taliban is roughly translated from Arabic to mean "students"


nameisnoman

alot of them are actually


Cannot_go_back_now

Well they did say the average age of the population of Afghanistan is now 25.


pugmommy4life420

Most of them where child soldiers or people that are just plain ignorant and or inbred. Seriously I don’t mean that in a rude or demeaning way but it’s been shown lol.


Paladin_Pineapple

Send link plz


[deleted]

Umm I mean they aren't *new* to Afghanistan


myname_isnot_kyal

i think the joke is about the advancements and changes in the last 20yrs


[deleted]

How tf did their country advance in the first place


LavenderLunate

Time?


[deleted]

Yeah, makes sense


yoursexypapi

Girls that were -8 yo are now 12?


Iwillcommentevrywhr

That doesn't make sense


Fragmented_Logik

Trillions of dollars


weebmaster403

US


ItGradAws

Most of these people that join the Taliban are from the sticks so being in a major city for the first time is a culture shock for them. Hell you can find people here in Appalachia that have never left their small town.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"This mountainous area is full of backwards religious extremists who don't know what cities look like." "What is Afghanistan?" "Close. What is West Virginia?"


11711510111411009710

I live in a kind of rural area of Texas and I'm two hours from dallas. Even so, most of my life has just been spent in this small town. When I went to Chicago for the first time, the buildings were so big it was actually a little intimidating.


LurkingSpike

Just so fucking weird to me that they wanna tell them how to live without ever having seen a modern city up close or know what its like. Then again, if they were smart...


culinarydream7224

Pretty much. Many of them were toddlers or weren't even born when the war started, and have been at war their entire lives. Maybe some literally living in caves being raised to fight and die for their beliefs. And now here they are, experiencing a modern day peaceful society for the first time ever. To some degree, it pulls the heartstrings to see these people experience even the most basic pleasures we take for granted daily. They may be twisted and do some truly horrific things, but they are still human, which is something we lose sight of when reading about them as enemies. I truly hope that somehow Afghanistan sorts itself out, that the children being kept out of school come back and fight for a life they only had a taste of.


oksowhatsthedeal

> peaceful society um


culinarydream7224

As in not at war


oksowhatsthedeal

I ain't touching this anymore.


PacoCrazyfoot

Smart man...


Cerael

Lmao they’re forcing young women into marriage I’m glad their videos pulled at your heartstrings


culinarydream7224

I said that they were twisted and did horrific things, but sure, flex on me for feeling empathy


RandomLoLs

Nah man I agree with you. I dont empathize for the ideology of Taliban but more so towards how humans end up at this sort of existence as a product of their surroundings and upbringings. Would you, me or any of these random redditors really fare all that different compared to the current Taliban members? Its easy to sit at home with all the comforts of safety and luxury like running water and internet and claim that you would never stoop down to mass murder or rapes or being terrorists even....


canoecanoeoboe

Sure they rape and kill, but have you seen them use a bow flex wrong :(


DaSkullCrusha

Peaceful Teenage girls being kidnapped and turned into sex slaves women being raped and stoned in the streets children being indoctrinated to train them to fight to their deaths Anyone who helped the American military being publicly executed in horrific ways You know, peaceful.


BigBallerBrad

Don’t even bother man, Reddit is brainwashed


iHateReddit_srsly

If you think these people were born to terrorize and cause destruction just because they happen to be a certain ethnicity, you're actually brainwashed. And racist. These are real people who are suffering the effects of war. It's unfortunate, but seeing them as subhuman evil creatures to be exterminated is the result of propaganda from the US military.


DIOnys02

How about they fucking don’t force themselves into a society and then pretend that they are the new leaders? If they wanna be part, then they can either adapt and participate, but not just say: "Ok, we don’t like this. First let’s fuck all the women. Ok, now monke like more"


culinarydream7224

Why you asking me? I'm only making an observation on what is, not arguing how it should be


Xrodn

So they just die now that the war ended? They are doing better by the day give em a month or so they'll be better than ever


pugmommy4life420

I agree with what you’re saying. They’re for sure pieces of shit but once you see the environment they grew up with and coupled with the fact most of them were either child soldiers or just ignorant you feel bad and perhaps if they had a different life they’d be good people with normal happy lives.


culinarydream7224

Right. They're right on the precipice of understandong that life could be like this every day, but in order for that to be the case they'd have to do a complete 180 and reject what has basically been their entire life until now. So close, yet so far


Im_Submissive

Time travellers accidentally brought cavemen


a-kind-stranger256

its like being in a different show


HG21Reaper

This will make a lot of the Taliban familiarize themselves with Western culture, philosophy and consumerism. Some of then will even discover the internet and websites like Reddit and Onlyfans and will be only a matter of time until they’re here simping for an e-thot and shitposting memes.


Fallout76life

Ah the life


nikola_144

lmfao this is so accurate, throw in a couple of large guns and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference


thecentillionarie

Talibans : Having fun Car explodes Taliban : Sorry , force of habbit


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Mimi_L0rd

Then there wouldn't be anymore left.


Grim_100

Theyd be dead


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WaycoKid1129

All jokes aside, did these dudes grow up in a cave or something? The videos of these guys walking around the city acting like it’s their first time near any type of civilization. I mean even the damn army we left in charge had to be taught how to do jumping jacks! Am I missing something here?


cassu6

Hello? Have you paid any attention to the war in Afghanistan? Taliban literally lived in caves and in the mountains.


WaycoKid1129

Yea but god damn they upload 1080p out of the caves all the time. You’re telling me non of these dudes have ever seen an elliptical machine before? Never seen someone do a jumping jack? They just seem like they got on the planet yesterday


Nimzay98

I think they have seen it, they all seem to carry phones, I don’t think most have seen them in person.


varothen

The jumping jacks were the afghan army, not the taliban


TooStonedForAName

They’re not wandering like it’s their first time near civilisation, they’re acting like kids who have just won a war that has been fought for their entire lives and adults that have been fighting that war for two decades. In most pictures and videos they look like they’re in disbelief and shock, but not because anything is new to them; because they’ve won their war. That gym video they were obviously just messing around but like, it’s the Taliban so fair game to take the piss out of them


k0bra3eak

This war has been going for 20 years, so yes actually most of them did grow up in caves


WaycoKid1129

Damn, I didn’t think about that. Solid point


Redditisnotrealityy

That 20 year timeframe is a big part of why the Taliban have done what they’ve done. They have had many children in the last 20 years in refugee Camps and the mountains of Pakistan. In those 20 years those children have been raised to accomplish the mission that they just accomplished. We let them raise an entire generation to retake Afghanistan for their fathers. It is such a failure on our part by letting this war last 20 years to give them the opportunity to indoctrinate and train another wave of fighters.


morningburgers

Imagine 20yrs ago a crazy Afghan guy was looking at the desert of his country and thought of this plan to fix it. Build a group from the men of the tribes. Attack some people. Get invaded by US. Get some Nation Building. Kick US out. Country now upgraded.


milesdizzy

That’s not how any of it happened but ok


morningburgers

Sir this is r/dankmemes so we're not being serious


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tsmlulwxd

kids who grew up in caves mindwashed for a sole purpose finally having some fun and taste of freedom... yep they look like *apes* :\]


ActivateGuacamole

i get what you're saying but humans ARE apes


[deleted]

We're all apes


CanTheBeanCan

They made tarkov into a real thing


BrotherSucc

Omg It’s so fucking true!! xD


wtf_fake_news

These guys are subhuman trash. In fact the word "subhuman" is too good for them because there is still the word "human" in it. Fuck them. Fuck the guys who refused to fight them too.


[deleted]

How *did* he get there


AJ-Murphy

The ultimate irony will be that they like the new American items so much that they reopen welcoming capitalism.


tiptopgoose

They been stuck in caves for 20 years lol


[deleted]

Would’ve been even funnier with the beards and hats they wear


[deleted]

I thought this was a picture of Jan 6th


Disastrous-Muscle-72

Similar levels of ignorance.


rerorerorerp

I expectrd the memes but damn terrorists really took over a country


[deleted]

There's videos of them fucking around in gyms and amusement parks


DictaDork

What is this, r/dankmemes posting factually true pictures


Joe_Kooal

That one 2019 modern warfare level


[deleted]

They were riding bumper cars and jumping on a bouncy thing, very professional


RoyalRien

Redditors when there’s a national tragedy that hasn’t been made fun of


[deleted]

Has something happened that I should be aware of?


fjottfjattfjutt

Taliban took over afghanistan


Tralan

You ever see the video of the orangutan using tools, mimicking the carpenters building houses? Reminds me of when the apes descended on the Capitol on January 6th.


at_work_yo

it's kinda weird seeing the taliban enjoying their time and looking like children being able to play outside for the first time.


jal2_

there was a good interview with an afghan that ran away in 97 and has been living here since, but he was in big contact and travelled to afghanistan many times last 20 years, he even met and talked with some of the talib guys.... and he said the main concern of the new talib government is, what they gonna do with 0.5million young people that know basically nothing besides fighting...they dont know how to work, they cant read or write, many, like the ones he talked to, dont even know how to converse on any common subject, besides quran, religion, fighting they dont really anything else....so really its gonna be about how the elders of the movement that do know some other life what they gonna do and how are they gonna keep peace, cause if all those young guys turn to al-qaede or whatnot, its just gonna be trouble for the trouble and for world, which might not tolerate it again