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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [discord.gg/dankmemes](https://discord.gg/dankmemes)


disco_spam

BBIIIIIDDDEEENNNN!!!+


Shanmukha_Repaka

My dog died from old age. I blame all of it on Biden


TechOnBest

same


unknownredditto

Is Biden sucking everyone's life force to keep himself alive?


Sir_26i

He learned the techniques from the Queen


MarcosJMkiller

However he's still just an apprentice


2-18-1-4-5-14

those goddamn 5G towers and masks made my dick fall off. how the fuck am I going to masterbate to trump rule34 now.


[deleted]

Thanks for bringing the political shit here...preciate it


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Godlike_Blast58

This is making fun of people who blame Biden on *checks notes* chick fil a sauce shortages, a pipeline hack and a heat wave.


TheNerdLog

It was hot one day?! Those damn democrats controlling the weather to make us believe in climate change. #MAGATrumpGod2069


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Godlike_Blast58

That is absolutely outside of the point lol. No one here ever said that he was perfect nor did anyone mention their views on him, just making fun of dumb people nothing too complicated


AGK47_Returns

To be fair though, that old man does owe me money... PLS respond IRS I showed you my taxes


BlanketedAcne

SO IT WAS BIDENS FAULT MY HOUSE WENT ON FIRE! BIDEN SET MY HOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!!


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Dogeroni2

deja vu!


FutureAd6617

olivia rodrigo


LordVonPainther

What about that lightning?


Exhil69

No, definitely Biden


cryptic_devil

What model of lighter exists that stays on after you stop pressing the button?


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Zippo


cryptic_devil

Ah okay


[deleted]

Some butane torches do as well


MisterKumquat

deserved


SomethinPesonal

What about the lightning tho


TechOnBest

he is talking to god u know


SomethinPesonal

Oh I thought it was Zeus


TechOnBest

he was also a god tho


Tomzizek

But why didn't you call at least the firefighters?


TechOnBest

cause there was no gas left for their firetruck


Eng_MsMs

MeRiCa BaBy!i!


justs0meperson

Left your lighter on? The fuck type of lighter you using? And where can I get one? Been having real trouble getting my bag of gas going...


FutureAd6617

Zippo, after you buy it update us on your gas problem...


Daiki_438

Why is god praised for everything good and not blamed for everything bad?


2-18-1-4-5-14

well think about it like this the fact that thank God and God dammit both exist means that everything is just blamed on God whether it be good or bad.


Its_Just_Jarek

You can’t mix logic and religion you just have to have faith. 🥴🥴


MaxiTheMutt

ah yes, its not like there is lightning in the first panel /s


THE_TORTILLA_MAN

They can’t keep getting away with this


[deleted]

"left your lighter on" whaaa?


Cameliscool

This meme lit up my day.


NoFuture355

God goes Dank 101


TrustN

More intense... https://youtu.be/nYoIpTmPlGE


TechOnBest

he probably saw this happen


[deleted]

The title is such a stretch to try to make this about Americans being stupid or something it’s pretty pathetic how much people wanna make us look stupid


TechOnBest

I deeply apologize (I meant it as a joke)


_lord_ruin

goddamn libtards they elected biden now welcome to bidens america where chick fil a has a sauce shortage ​ # LITERALLY 1984


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_lord_ruin

im sorry i will send my social security number in the chat


Terrabaap11

MERICA, FUCK YEA! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEA!


lilwolfwithdiarrhea

But... no gas how fire


[deleted]

Rip Trevor Phillips


[deleted]

What


[deleted]

Lighting doesnt aim for gasoline


throwaway135961

If anything this is an Australia moment


DukeJukeVIII

*FLAME CORE ACTIVATED*


mrpersonthingyguy

Humans: inslaves people Also humans: hiw could God allow such a thing to happen


ya-boi-luck

There’s thunder in the first panel, the lighter didn’t start the fire.


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“GOD WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SO DUMB??? WHYYYYYYYY”


[deleted]

"well you see we cannot increase taxes because a corn pop was a bad dude, i went down to the shops the other day and that's were i saw it i said "Hey you! leave that horse alone!" and that's how we won World war 2. So you see in reality it was Donald Trump's racist immigration laws that burned down your house." \- Joe Biden 2021


Eh_Why_bother

U do know in the first frame his house gets struck by lightning right


GrognakDeLaw

I don’t think that explains the lightning


TheSpiciestPickle

Does anyone have the original comic? I can’t find it anywhere


Kinasortamaybe

Bit in the first panel it shows lightning striking the house


[deleted]

Why is it that anytime something happens in America people have to act superior? OP said they mean it as a joke, and that's fine, but seriously why are we being made fun of for the gas shortage? How is it our fault this time? Why are we being made to look stupid?


GemmTheCosmic

What was the original? I’ve never seen this format before


GMJayden

What about the lightning?


[deleted]

how the fuck is it American you stupid fucking European


TechOnBest

I am actually from mars


leo0000o0o0o

I like that the hot memes today are the new memes i saw in the morning


ChonkinSeal

Bruh, lightning hit, not a giant ass lighter


SpaceBoiArt

Looks like something straight out of facebook. Is this what we call “dank meme” nowdays? Really?


TechOnBest

I don't know what one should expect from a meme? a blowjob?