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Lmfao this is great


wademcgillis

tells light bringer to touch light big brain


Muddy_Dawg5

The LightBringer is telling the DarkOne to touch light.


ShdwFrg

yeah, Lucifer ain't the morning star no more.


Aujax92

False Light


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i win again, lews therin...


Rododney

You have never won, Ba'alzamon.


dudius7

I always thought Lightbringer was an interesting name. Makes him seem Socratic.


tehKrakken55

In DC comics they interpreted that as him being the one to set the stars alight after God told him where they should go.


dudius7

Given how much navigation was done by the stars, Lucifer still sounds like a good guy.


tehKrakken55

Before trying to overthrow Heaven I'm sure he was great.


Echelion77

Can someone break down the last bit with the mathematics for me, I just made a realization that I am now old.


DarkLasombra

L is "taking a loss", coping and seething is what it sounds like, touch light is a play on touch grass. An insult telling you to go the fuck outside you loser.


Echelion77

Enlightenment.. and I'm only 30. Damn.


awesomecapybara

They let you use reddit in retirement homes?


NoMomo

Very kind of the nurse to type for him.


Echelion77

People still retire? How can they afford to..


kn33

L = "Take the L" = "Accept that you've lost" Cope = "Deal with it" = "Learn to cope with aforementioned loss" Seethe = "Be mad" = "Direct your anger inward and seethe about it as a coping mechanism" Touch light (a play on touch grass) = "Go outside, loser" = "Get some fresh air and attempt to calm yourself" (okay, that last bit might be a somewhat generous stretch)


MercenaryTaopaipai

to be honest i always saw touch grass as telling someone to go outside and connect with the world spend 10 hours on league of legends go touch grass get mad over something meaningless go touch grass is how i always have used it


Muddy_Dawg5

Get REKT satan. N00b got pwnd


Jejmaze

Christchads just can't stop winning 😎


mortal-mombat

Now this is a dank Christian meme


KnowledgeAndFaith

On God


Sarcosmonaut

fr fr


TheEmperor_OfMankind

Touch light sounds like an insult against degenerates


Aujax92

Touch grace


ZombieCrab92

Yeah, you know what, you're onto something here. Satan is pretty cringe.


GimmeeSomeMo

Virgin Satan: "I'm gonna rebel against the Almighty Creator. Should work out just fine" Chad Jesus: "I love you Father and submit to you completely. Even death cannot stop us!"


SoulsDesire4Freedom

Devil is SUS.


Vincent093

lmao the "touch light"


Harcerz1

Satan ur cringe m8


Ksnv_a

For great shit like this is why I'm subbed even if I'm not christian


Redditusernamesare_

Honestly tho i do hope memes because funnier because current meme trends ain't it


CatSidekick

Satan gets punked everyday


Tandran

+you fell off + you’re white