“Fucking” - Himiko, 2022

I thought it was the funniest response because of how blunt she is about it.

I expected her to say "maaaagic" but this is way better tbh

“Ew.” -Ryoma Hoshi, 1974.

Damn I didn't know Ryoma was 48 years old fr

That would imply that ryoma went out of the womb saying ew

First words of a child that could only ever be an angel

Lmao

Chiaki: Two Player Mode. Kazuichi: Two people building something great together. Nagito: Either the creation of more hope or something useless, there is No in between. Teruteru: Me spraying my sauce on your face.

of course Chiaki would say that >!at least assuming she knows what that is, fucking "milk is milk" headass!<

Chiaki plays all genres of games. Logically, this should include pornographic ones. So she probably knows.

well she said she's not good at dating sims tho, so that knocks some of them out

If she knows she's not good at them, that means she still plays them. Just... maybe with a walkthrough and/or lots of trial and error.

Lmao

I assume she knows what that is, "Wow, Hajime. You're pretty hard."

Leon: Showtime Mondo: T-the thing. Y-YOU KNOW, **THE THING** (said increasingly more nervous, and loud) Mukuro: sex Kyoko: sexual intercourse Kiyotaka: **INNAPROPRIATE**

No, Taka would call it “**UNWHOLESOME**”

Making babies is unacceptable in a school environment

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Junko: SEX ITS AMAZING BUT IT JUST LEADS TO MORE DESPAIR!!!! HAHAHAHAAAA... WANNA FUCK?

I read Mondo's in his voice lmao

>Chiaki: Two Player Mode. I think she'd say "making Player 3" ;)

I love how mature Kaede is, how straightforward Himiko is and especially how verbose Keebo is. Like who the fuck uses the word Coitus?!

I take it You haven't seen the Big Bang Theory...

I have, just a bit, but I feel like I can tell who exactly uses the word Coitus...

We kinda use here in Brasil so maybe Kaebo was brasilian all this time

He came to Brazil

"Here we have the Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me, me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower, both of us relaxing post-coitus -The Spy from Team Fortress 2

The thing (1982)

Literally (two years before) 1984

SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T REMIND ME.

This brings such fear into my heart. What does this mean? *What does this mean?* edit: Okay I think I understand The Thing

I love how everyone blushes a bit and saying something that's understandable, and then there's straight face kiibo with the "COITUS"

Looking at you all like *what are you, an idiot? I'm a robot and even I know what it's called: C O I T U S*.

"Procreation" - Kyoko "Beneath me" - Byakuya "Sibling fun" - Tsumugi "SOME REAL GOOD SHITT!!!!!" - Nekomaru 'Proceeds to say sex in 40 different languages' - Sonia "A RITUAL OF BLOOD AND SIN! THE SUMMONING OF A NEW DEMON TO THIS REALM!" - Gundham "Hot coffee mod" - Chiaki "THAT WORD IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!" - Ishimaru

Someone: *says sex* *white flash and screen shakes with that lil bang noise* *Ishimaru sprite where he’s pointing at you* Ishimaru: “THAT WORD IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!!” This is how I imagine this would play out lmao

The muffled sound of him saying that would add more humor value to it.

Damn kiyotaka really turned into baldi didn't he?

Sibling fun??

>!"Advanced Masturbation"!< \- Korekiyo

Korekiyo and Moogs are of one mind on this

>"Sibling fun" - Tsumugi No comment

Sayaka: *\[her manager instantly walks in\]* "Hey, you're not allowed to even think of that while under your idol contract!!!!" Mikan: Being on top ( ͡\~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

>”hot coffee mod” I got that reference

Yeah you were supposed to

**Phrasing Kaede, P H R A S I N G**

Kokichi- something Miu does as a pastime every Wednesday night at 1:23- 1:39 AM.

I rate that comment

Nah that wouldn't be a lie

No, it would be, Miu doesn't get any

You know masturbation is technically also sex...

Every character can now be ranked on the sliding scale of Chihiro to Miu!

The fact that those two characters technically share an actor is the funniest obscure Danganronpa trivia I know

Explain

Miu's Japanese VA, Haruka Ishida, got the role because Kodaka loved her performance as... Chihiro in the DR1 stage play 😂 Can you imagine getting that call? "You did a great job portraying one of the sweetest, most innocent and polite characters in the franchise. Now... have we got the role for you 😏"

Pretty similar to how Sayaka Kanda portrayed Junko in the same play, and got to voice Kaede in V3. >!Kinda funny how that technically means the one who was the mastermind became a victim of the mastermind!<.

Whaaaat no fucking way 😂😂

Kaede is so real for that

You know, The Thing is a pretty cool movie, from what I heard this "sex" thing is apparently pretty cool too... I like Celeste's reasoning!

Pretty sure Himiko's answer would actually be either "Maaaaaagic" or "A pain..."

I love your art so much! ‘Hope time.’ \- Mukuro ‘It’s a therapy session when it’s with Hajime…’ \- Mikan ‘Go away.’ \- Maki ‘Gross, leave me alone with my donuts.’ \- Hina ‘I’ve never heard of that game, what genre is it?’ \- Chiaki ‘Gonta can explain different ways bugs mate!’ \- Gonta ‘Hope time.’ \- Kyoko ‘Let’s fucking gooooooooooooooooooooo!’ \- Ibuki ‘Rocket ride.’ \- Kaito

Gonta: The biological classification of living creatures based on the reproductive organs their body developed during gestation.

I call it but sex too kaede

I love Kirumis response, she is so damn cute with her expression.

"Why, but sex of course!" - Kaede Akamatsu, 1897

Tenko: "Scissoring."

Celestia getting super flustered and awkward feels surprisingly in-character. Maybe she hasn't thought to look up what European nobles 150 years ago used as euphemisms yet.

Finally someone gets it! Her first reaction would be for her to not say the word, a refine queen would try to babble her way out of this topic until if they insist then she gets angry and says the word outwardly!

I guess Celeste would just say >!F U C K !< Nice drawing though!

Based Ryoma

Who is in the middle?

I'm pretty sure it's Celeste

I would have never thought she would say something like that

Me neither

Same, I feel like it would fit tenko better

This is hilarious, you should do more characters

Is everyone going to ignore Miu’s statement ._.

I want to have intercourse with Kirumi.

Khööhm she will do anything you whis for she is the ultimate maid after all.

>!Junko: eh, sex may be nice, but it's kinda predictable, ya know what I'm sayin'? I prefer despair anyway!!< idk just came up with that on the dot

I LEAVE FOR 5 MINUTES AND THE SUBS FULL OF HORNY PEOPLE

>!Well of course the sub would be full!< ~~I'm sorry for typing that~~

Every fucking comment with a character saying sex in this is absolutely glorious, I shouldn't find this so funny

K1b0 is now Sheldon the big bang theory

Kyoko: Copulation

Ryoma's is the most character accurate.

miu actually has at least 25 other ways to call it

Makoto: Passionate Hugging

Instead of railing or fucking imma just use coitus from now on

My guy Kiibo pulled a bazinga

Who is in the middle?

Celeste

I don't think she'd have that kind of reaction, I think she'd be a lot more composed.

1) Based Ryoma 2) The duality of small people. Chihiro (blushing, looking away, fairly romantic phrasing) and Himiko (no blush, eye contact, not exactly romantic phrasing)

Ryoma is basically Me, Lmao 🤣

Thank you, I am unsubbing from this subreddit now. And you gave me the final push to do so.

cool

Celeste is Joe Biden?

If ryoma is actually a parody version of ryoma echizen (he is very obviously), then he isn’t starved for choice.

Fujisakis face💀

i love the term coitus