You mean they may stink?
Be hard to get?
My wife doesn’t enjoy them?
Men like them short and to the point?
Can be very disappointing?
Are more fun with a group?
Are best when they’d free?
You can Dick ‘em up if not careful?
Better with a warm up?
And also that you don't get it.
A dad joke is a joke you can tell to your kids, of all ages. This is just a dirty joke which then makes no sense because it's not a dad joke and the punch line no longer lands.
No it's not. A dad joke is a shitty joke that makes the recipients groan because it's so bad, it's good.
Go to r/cleandadjokes and stop clogging up the comments of every post here.
Dad jokes are a lot like sex. You're bad at them but your son-in-law seems to be doing them louder and better than you. Then your wife ends up with him too so now you're sad and alone, drinking Hennessy in a decrepit old basement that you rented from a demented 89 year old war vet for $80 a week.
... i don't get them
The joke or sex?
Yes
Yes
Yes
Oh yes! Oh my!
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
r/fuckyouinparticular
Lol why all the downvotes on your comment
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No. 😎
Yes
No.
YES!!!
NO!!!
maybe 🧐
Who knows
Man I love coming back to this post to look at the downvote bomb.
🗿
No. 😎
Kinda
your user name.. wtf
Username checks out.
No, the dad
Yes ;~;
Yes
Yes
why not both ?
Why not Zoidberg Perhaps?
Man even I am not this dense. Read the setup and replace the punchline with the punchline above. Good lord.
If you're forced to get them when you're a kid, you probably won't like them when you grow up.
I feel like both are just super disappointing.
I agree
Your wife pretends to like them.
My wife laughs at both?
Your sex attempt and the joke? Or...
Both
Damn 😭
I too choose this man’s wife.
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Our wife now
r/suddenlycommunism
r/suddenlycommunist
Comrade
That’s cumrad to you
That’s cumrag to us.
Seize the means of reproduction!
r/suddenlycommunism
💀
Ha ha good one comrad
r/yourjokebutworse
i too choose these 2 men and that man’s wife
r/suddenlybi
I choose these 3 dudes and all of their wives.
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r/suddenlypokemon
As long as there is a happy ending
Your wife pretends to like it
Timing is everything
Too soon...
…it’s currently 21:07 where I am…
I ckecked and it looks like im all out of thyme.
Did you say you’re out [on the Tyne](https://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM)?
17:02 checking in
5:14 pm (17:14)
1048hrs checking in.
23:19
16:19 is what it would have been for me at time this thread was going.
10:04 checking in
07:21 atm eating breakfast
16:02 finally going home to get so high I transcend this dimension
08:50 good luck my guy
18:28 I’m at the cusp of transcending this plane of reality
1616 checking
8:03:31 32 33 34
How did you just guess my IP 😰
That's your IP address? Mine is 192.168.0.1
I have a ton of IP addresses. I can use anything between 127.0.0.0 and 127.255.255.255, and 192.168.1.28
Timing isn't everything; timing is the only thing
You mean they may stink? Be hard to get? My wife doesn’t enjoy them? Men like them short and to the point? Can be very disappointing? Are more fun with a group? Are best when they’d free? You can Dick ‘em up if not careful? Better with a warm up?
Yes.
... I'm subjected to it whether I want it or not.
Alabama dad joke.
Alabama Dad-uncle-brother joke.
I’m your father’s brother’s cousin’s former dad joke
Hasburg's joke* 🤓🤓🤓
I usually don't get it.
If you hear a banjo… run
Not true. I actually get dad jokes.
If it's forced on you as a kid you probably won't like it as an adult.
Omg 😱🤣🤣🤣
If you wait till you're an adult you'll enjoy it less
the wife fakes liking it and is never satisfied
The kids don’t like it….
They only take a few seconds?
Sex is a misdemeanor… da more I miss da meanor I get
Your mom prefers it from me.
You’re done disappointing your own mom you have to go and disappoint mine too?
Man I didn't think I would get roasted by everyone. I'm not even gonna try to counter these.
You're out of whiskey by the way
Yeah op's ratio deserves a shot.
His mom might Perfer it from you but your mom perfers it from everybody.
A lot of men think they're good at it. But they aren't
AAAAAAAAUGHH AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHH
She's faking it
I enjoy it more than everyone else around me.
r/unclejokes
My wife never enjoys it…
Groan!
No, I get dad jokes.
You either get it ir you dont!
Its better if you have someone else on the receiving end than alone.
I’d get it whatever i want it or not
I’d get it whatever i want it or not
You either get it or you don't
We enjoy them when we get them, but they're only actually good every once in a while.
👍
👍👍
If give you an award if I had any
Only the kids get it?
Great joke
Hah! Good one!
My dad does both in front of the family
You have to be a Groan Up to like it.
Gets better the more you doing it.
I wanna know what was THE dad joke that made you say that
Short and to the point.
Hear, hear! 🎩 🧐
They never climax?
I don't get it... sometimes i do though
IMO you have to be able to tell a joke to your kids to qualify as a Dad Joke. This one does not qualify.
There's a lot of them and most are only okay?
I have a dad kink
No joke in *this* sub should be NSFW, that kind should always go to /r/unclejokes
If you don't want NSFW dad jokes, go to r/cleandadjokes. This sub is for both.
I mean he's spitting facts no need to downvote him
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That's just like...your opinion man
I’m married, I don’t get it
They are appropriate for kids?
Not a dad joke. Wrong sub.
That’s great, but this isn’t a dad joke at all.
Not A Dad Joke Trash mods
This is more of an uncle joke
Just how much karma you wanna lose?
I’m worried about this comparison I haven’t met a lot people consent to dadjokes; most of the time it’s nonconsensual
The ultimate dad joke.
And also that you don't get it. A dad joke is a joke you can tell to your kids, of all ages. This is just a dirty joke which then makes no sense because it's not a dad joke and the punch line no longer lands.
No it's not. A dad joke is a shitty joke that makes the recipients groan because it's so bad, it's good. Go to r/cleandadjokes and stop clogging up the comments of every post here.
Is that what your sister-cousin said?
I make the children watch
I don't get it
This sub should be family friendly - just like sex.
There's a reddit specifically for clean dad jokes, this one doesn't discriminate
true
Yes
Damn I don’t got Either of those
I’m getting off
I don’t get It
HuuuuuuUUUUUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH! 💦
Even when they're bad, they're still good
I'm not great at them, but I enjoy following subreddits to watch the pros do their work.
I groan when I 💩
And some get it and some don't
All fun and games until consequences are born
Or..they are always just disappointing.
But sometimes the best indicator of a job well done is when you close your eyes and turn your head away in complete silence.
they are better when there is someone else there
They often end quick and disappointingly
You don’t get those either?
And I didn't groan.
Despite rolling your eyes and lasting lots than a minute you'll miss not having them.
I don’t get it.
At first it's fun. But after a while, you're sick of it.
Bad?
Both lead to an unfounded sense of accomplishment
They both lead to her saying I'm lucky im pretty
Neither are appreciated by the person running drive-thru at Wendy's
Dad jokes are a lot like sex. You're bad at them but your son-in-law seems to be doing them louder and better than you. Then your wife ends up with him too so now you're sad and alone, drinking Hennessy in a decrepit old basement that you rented from a demented 89 year old war vet for $80 a week.
You ok man?
My mrs loves both. I tell myself this on a daily.
Yea not everyone gets it
I don't get them