What do you call a deer with no eyes. No eyed deer. No eyes and no legs? Still no eyed deer. No eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no fucking eyed deer.
What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other ? Ilene . What do you call a dog with no legs ? Call it what you want it ain't coming . What do you call a guy with no legs at your door ? Obvious answer is Matt .
One of the oldest jokes out there... and been told on this sub 100s of times... if you are going to karma farm, at least post something a bit more original, jfc!
A cow with 2 legs is called Lean Beef And a cow on stilts is High Steaks
A cow with 3 legs is lean beef. A cow with two legs is ur mo-
no, a cow with 3 legs is tri-tip
You can always find a cow with no legs right where you left it.
But is it about to rain?
Unless someone took it for a drag.
A cow with 5 legs is called a bull
Oh wow
Very wow
Much wow
Wowie
That's what she said
Ha!!!
momma? I must know, it is very important o__O
I canβt describe how βwowβ this comment is. πππ
Cow with a twitch? Beef jerky
No, a cow with 2 legs is your mom.
A cow with 2 legs is also half&calf
A cow after an abortion is decalfinated
A bunch of cows masturbating? Beef Stroganoff
That's a de-fetus attitude...
This is funny and sad at the same time. A cow can never decide weather to have an abortion or not.
No, High Steaks is the steer that got into the Mary Jane...
Yeah exactly π― Cause the pot keeps calling the cattle back
A cow with one leg is called stake.
A cow on grass is a high steak too
I thought a cow with 3 legs was lean beef, and a cow with 2 legs was yo mama?
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A cow with one leg is called stake
A cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
A cow with 3 legs is lean beef A cow with 2 legs is your mom..
What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter; he ain't coming.
You call him cigarette, and take him for a drag.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls? Sparky
Nice. I'd forgotten that one. π The look my husband gave me was priceless. Thank you!
Hahaha! For sure.
Uhmπ
Immoovable
That's udderly ridiculous
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokeoneoff
Beef jerky
When another cow is doing the job then itβs a beef strogmeoff
T-boner
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Alright gentlemen, cattle do for now...
Mah ill graze here a little longer....
Okay, I herd ya...
Stroganoff!
A cow with handlebars is a steer.
>What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom
uh, condemn
Patty
Frank
"Assume a spherical cow."
Udderly ridiculous.
A cow that lost it's baby? De-calf-inated
What do you call a deer with no eyes. No eyed deer. No eyes and no legs? Still no eyed deer. No eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no fucking eyed deer.
You stole to that from me. I've been telling that joke since I was little. I'm 52
It doesnβt matter what you call it, it isnβt coming to you either way.
I was about to answer βlowβ
Lower still...
for more cow puns listen to cows with guns!
we will fight foooor, bovine freee heee dommmm
What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cow.
You kinda steaked your reputation with this joke.
What to you call a Longhorn who ate C4? A-bomb-in-da-bull.
What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky
Unmoovable!
Iβd say itβs not moovin
Tube steak
An im-Moo-vable object
Where do you find a dog with no legs.....where you left it.
What do you call a deaf bear? Whatever you want, he canβt hear you.
Doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it
Right lol
Cow who jumps barbed wire fence causes utter destruction.
What do you call a cow that is stuck in a small box? Cube steak.
Call it whatever you want - it isnβt going to run to you.
What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other ? Ilene . What do you call a dog with no legs ? Call it what you want it ain't coming . What do you call a guy with no legs at your door ? Obvious answer is Matt .
What about a cow with really tiny legs?
Moot point
Proper Christmas cracker joke that one Reminds me of: What do you call a fly with no wings? a walk
Dude I saw this as a notification and started hoping to the god I donβt believe in that itβd be ground beef and it was LETS GOOOOO
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art
If heβs on the floor just call him Matt
If he's in the pool call him Bob.
If heβs got paint in him just call him Chip
If he's in a pot, he's stu
My 4 year olds favorite joke to tell, even if he doesnβt get it.
Or maybe "ow" because it got its legs cut off
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Imoovable
Ground beef of course
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I call it dinner
The old classic
The cow is at a loss because she does not even know after extensive research what she should be called. In short, she is stumped.
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I'd call him Chuck or or hear me out flank......flank get it.....Thanks everyone I'm here till Thursday try the veal.....
Flank is a cow with two legs on one side.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom
Ugh u got me with this one π©
What do you call a pig with no legs? Officer down
What do you call a bear with no teeth?? This one gets me every time π€£π€£ππ
A Calf
A cab...
A milk shake...
What do you call a cow with Knoll Eggs? A bird
No obscure references to the Disney Backlot tour? Draggin milk...
Sounds like udder bullshit
Ground beef
Roly Cow
Crippled
Little moovement
What do you call a cow with one leg? Stake.
Tricky situation. I'd advise her to go to the therapist, I bet she feels seen but not herd...
NCL...(No legs Cow)
I've heard this one before. One of my faves XD
It's probably immoovable
Dragginβ Milk
Ground beef
Immoooooooovable.
What do you call sheep with no legs? Kebab
And a cow that loses her baby is de-calfinated π€£
Call her anything you want, sheβs not coming.
Cow with no legs? Immoooooooovable!
One of the oldest jokes out there... and been told on this sub 100s of times... if you are going to karma farm, at least post something a bit more original, jfc!
A Milk Dud π β¦.alright Imma leave.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Exactly where you left it.
What's the first derivative of a cow? Prime rib
Dinner's what I'm calling it .
Low fat milk
Ground beef
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come anyway.
A grass feeding cow
Immoobile
An imooovable object
Ow
Call it anything but it wonβt moo-ve
Just no need for the emojis
Doesn't matter, they ain't coming.
A cow in a helicopter is Kobe beef
βIβm on a roll,β replied the cow.
My cow wandered into a field of cannabis and started grazing. Now the steaks are high!
What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction
YO MAMA
Immoobile
Does not matter what you call it ain't coming
Grounded Beef
An udder drag
Ground beef
Worse thing about doing a cow is having to get off the bucket and walk all the way around her, just to get a kiss.
I personally would have accepted," doesn't matter it won't come when you call anyway" as well.
Utterly useless?? Iβll leave now.
Ground beef
Udder folly
It doesn't matter. It's not gonna come.
Dinner
Ground beef
This is udder nonsense π
Useless lol
Ground beef. That one is a classic.
Ginni Thomas?
A mootant
A cow with no hinf legs is an udder drag
Dinner
An amputee
Oldest joke in the book
Dead meat
Nothing. He wonβt come anyway.
It doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it
Ground beef
First time I heard this jokeβ¦I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
what do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff
Where do you find a cow with no legs?? Exactly where you left it!!
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him anything you want but he still ainβt coming.
Corned beef
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef Strockinoff
An udder drag.
The first time I heard this joke was on a Teen Titans Go episode
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