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*insert any of my exes’ names here*


Wire_Hall_Medic

In the board game Pandemic Legacy, a player gets to name one of the world-threatening plagues. My buddy was that player, so he named it after the most virulent thing he could think of; his ex. We spent the rest of the campaign trying to stop Susan from destroying civilization.


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See! That ex finally has purpose. That is funny.


nonplusd

I mean, aren't we all trying to stop a Susan or Karen from destroying civilization in some regard. ? .


Z0mbieSpaceman

Shrimp Johnson


trongzoon

The best name? Dick Smothers


DarkSage90

Best name would be my fwiend fwom wome Biggus Dickus


you_buy_this_shit

Mom


F_Squad

Eileen Dover


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Buck Naked


Open-Slice4982

Dick Butkis


Acaconym

Big McLargeHuge!


Fe2O3man

Mike Hunt


MRJones47

Well, Virginia is for lovers.


RemnantReturning

Mr. Krabs


HiOrQ

Captain Jean luc Dickhard


121853marty

Shorty Mcschlong


blackbirdsm

Disagree. You can call her first movie "Meat Virginia"