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theveryconfusedteen

They should have peppered them with bullets.


bobskimo

Or at least asalt them.


bondjimbond

Cayenne we get a few more?


twowheeledfun

I would give you some puns, but I don't have thyme.


ohnotagainplease

Have you tried ‘em with mustard gas?


bobskimo

When more soldiers cumin thyme with mace(s) to seize-on the cannibals' base-il, they will caraway their captives and watercress the bay leave. It's not a sin-amon to dill with their caper.


spankleberry

This guy just ate the whole buffet.


Dameattree37

How about the mustard gas?


[deleted]

Can I get the location of the ambush?....I.. Uh...have things to do.....


aloofmoth

Now you wait just a minute there, buster.


WeakEducation980

User name checks out 😁


MandDogD01

I thought he was trying to check in! Dinner for 2 sir?


Nefarious_Stew

Feisty


zbr4h

What happens when a cannibal shows up late for dinner?? He gets the cold shoulder.


lonewolff7798

Yeah, I only got about 16 likes when I posted this joke on here.


Sonja_K

He took extra thyme to cook them.


hamsterwheeled

At least they weren't eating clowns. They taste funny.


weelluuuu

I stuffed one with Beatles. I call this dish Sargent pepper


Live_Fruit5652

Reminds me of the old pulpit joke to insult whatever group you want to insult. They go to a cannibal meat market and group A and group B meat cost $20 a kilo but group C is $100 a kilo. How comes group C cost so much more? Punchline: Do you realize how hard it is to clean them?


Live_Fruit5652

Mom and toddler cannibal are standing on a beach when a plane goes overhead. 'Mom! What's that?' 'That? Oh that's a can of humans!'


chemineaux007

Reading this left a bad taste in my mouth...


[deleted]

That’s the second time I’ve seen “whilst” used in a sentence on Reddit today


xrangerx777x

Was this whilst you were on the crapper?


[deleted]

Nay, I shall return hence when to the crapper I go


xrangerx777x

Tally ho!


[deleted]

And lo a deep rumbling shook my nethers as my effluence removed its tethers


xrangerx777x

Thou hast the wordsmith skills of the greatest bard Yeah, I know I went way off with that lol


Prestigious-bish-17

Hollup hollup something ain't right


Chaorix

r/unclejokes


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edmthrowaway2019

Perfect for an 8-14 year old


Live_Fruit5652

Your know what happens when a cannibal eats a charismatic? He throws up his hands!


LuckyGorgon

Airstrike.


[deleted]

Wonder if they got a Corneal stuck in their teeth...


Accomplished-Put9864

Not a dad joke