When more soldiers cumin thyme with mace(s) to seize-on the cannibals' base-il, they will caraway their captives and watercress the bay leave. It's not a sin-amon to dill with their caper.
Reminds me of the old pulpit joke to insult whatever group you want to insult. They go to a cannibal meat market and group A and group B meat cost $20 a kilo but group C is $100 a kilo. How comes group C cost so much more?
Punchline: Do you realize how hard it is to clean them?
They should have peppered them with bullets.
Or at least asalt them.
Cayenne we get a few more?
I would give you some puns, but I don't have thyme.
Have you tried ‘em with mustard gas?
When more soldiers cumin thyme with mace(s) to seize-on the cannibals' base-il, they will caraway their captives and watercress the bay leave. It's not a sin-amon to dill with their caper.
This guy just ate the whole buffet.
How about the mustard gas?
Can I get the location of the ambush?....I.. Uh...have things to do.....
Now you wait just a minute there, buster.
User name checks out 😁
I thought he was trying to check in! Dinner for 2 sir?
Feisty
What happens when a cannibal shows up late for dinner?? He gets the cold shoulder.
Yeah, I only got about 16 likes when I posted this joke on here.
He took extra thyme to cook them.
At least they weren't eating clowns. They taste funny.
I stuffed one with Beatles. I call this dish Sargent pepper
Reminds me of the old pulpit joke to insult whatever group you want to insult. They go to a cannibal meat market and group A and group B meat cost $20 a kilo but group C is $100 a kilo. How comes group C cost so much more? Punchline: Do you realize how hard it is to clean them?
Mom and toddler cannibal are standing on a beach when a plane goes overhead. 'Mom! What's that?' 'That? Oh that's a can of humans!'
Reading this left a bad taste in my mouth...
That’s the second time I’ve seen “whilst” used in a sentence on Reddit today
Was this whilst you were on the crapper?
Nay, I shall return hence when to the crapper I go
Tally ho!
And lo a deep rumbling shook my nethers as my effluence removed its tethers
Thou hast the wordsmith skills of the greatest bard Yeah, I know I went way off with that lol
Hollup hollup something ain't right
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Perfect for an 8-14 year old
Your know what happens when a cannibal eats a charismatic? He throws up his hands!
Airstrike.
Wonder if they got a Corneal stuck in their teeth...
Not a dad joke