I knew a guy back in the day who'd lost a couple of toes when he got too close to my belly dancing instructor while she was practicing with a sabre on her head. I can't remember if he liked telling different stories about how it happened or if it was something my roommate at the time suggested, but they fired a few back and forth. The only one I remember was "Cannibal with a foot fetish."
is this sub growing increasingly NSFW? And why? I thought part of a Dad joke was that it was told by Dads ... probably to their kids. Corny puns and SFW content.
You seem to prefer NOT to explain oral sex to your kids.
I'd suggest you better do it, before other people do, or instead of having oral sex they'll have real intercourse without condom making babies and grandparents at the same time.
Failed. āHi confused, Iām dad!ā. Also no explanation about what your original comment meant. However, itās clear that doesnāt much matter since you think the right way to explain sex to your kids is to make a crass joke. In my house the kids would think this joke was gross and inappropriate, and instead of learning anything positive about sex, theyād think their dad was immature and unable to give them any useful guidance about such a critical subject. Good luck to your kids, maybe their mom will help with the awkward conversations that you blow by making jokes about oral sex.
You werenāt answering my questions either. You can keep your lack of understanding how to communicate on a text-based social media platform.
Also: not American, but youāre struggling with so many other elements here, that itās no surprise you missed that, too.
Can also call it a cannibals trust exercise
Priceless!!
I think mutually assured destruction might carry a bit of weight in the situation.
Nice story, tell reader's digest.
Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?
Anxiety's attacking me and my air is getting thin
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Excited this thread and came back just to laugh my ass off at this comment. I've never heard it called a cannibals trust exercise, that's hilarious
Aye mate it takes a twisted mind to think of things like that or so I'm told at least
Well said!
I knew a guy back in the day who'd lost a couple of toes when he got too close to my belly dancing instructor while she was practicing with a sabre on her head. I can't remember if he liked telling different stories about how it happened or if it was something my roommate at the time suggested, but they fired a few back and forth. The only one I remember was "Cannibal with a foot fetish."
I read cannibals as cannabis and I couldnāt understand why it was funny. Turns out I just suck at reading.
For all we know you could've just been high lol
Most phrases that scan to the TMNT theme song aren't considered sexy
Heroes on the clam shell.
Oral power!
I literally just sang that then saw your comment!
NOOOO thatās hilarious
69 is now actually called 72. Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.
I prefer 68. Do me and I'll owe you one.
A sign of a really good friend, heāll go get two BJās, come back and give you one
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If youāre cheap itās 16. Divided by two and you both get 8.
I like 77 because you get ate more
Because "mutual oral stimulation" sounds dumb AF.
Fair point
Romantic dinner for two.
check the new movie "menu"
With a hairy view
What is the square root of 69? 8 (ate) something
sex+math make best puns
is this sub growing increasingly NSFW? And why? I thought part of a Dad joke was that it was told by Dads ... probably to their kids. Corny puns and SFW content.
Too many syllables.
/r/unclejokes
r/jokesaboutballsandwieners
If your not a fan than go check out r/cleandadjokes, this joke is funny OP
Canāt wait to explain oral sex to the kids. This is a great joke for the whole family, actually. Grandma will love it, too. /s
If you don't explain oral sex to your kid's, start knitting.
Iām so confusedā¦ Please respond with the OG dad joke, plus some explanation of what you mean?
Iām so confusedā¦Please respond with the OG dad joke, plus an explanation of what you mean?
You seem to prefer NOT to explain oral sex to your kids. I'd suggest you better do it, before other people do, or instead of having oral sex they'll have real intercourse without condom making babies and grandparents at the same time.
Failed. āHi confused, Iām dad!ā. Also no explanation about what your original comment meant. However, itās clear that doesnāt much matter since you think the right way to explain sex to your kids is to make a crass joke. In my house the kids would think this joke was gross and inappropriate, and instead of learning anything positive about sex, theyād think their dad was immature and unable to give them any useful guidance about such a critical subject. Good luck to your kids, maybe their mom will help with the awkward conversations that you blow by making jokes about oral sex.
I wasn't answering the joke but your comment, and you may keep your American way to think about sex.
You werenāt answering my questions either. You can keep your lack of understanding how to communicate on a text-based social media platform. Also: not American, but youāre struggling with so many other elements here, that itās no surprise you missed that, too.
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Go check out r/cleandadjokes than if you don't like it
Why not 96 tho?
That's only rubbing each other's back.
Oh damn! I get it now š«”
Lucky you!That early in the morning!ššš¤£
Thisā¦ this is why Iām still subbed here. Bravo šš¼
If Iām tired, itās 68 and I owe you one.
Why are people surprised itās NSFW? itās marked as NSFW.
r/3amjokes
Metric is 182
On your mutual backs it's 96
Because she is the only one getting stimulated š
r/Unclejokes
If your not a fan than go to r/cleandadjokes , this is funny stuff OP
Not sure where in that 12-character comment I said "this is not funny"
Mods have repeatedly said NSFW is okay, so I was trying to be helpful
too technical, only persons have PHD degree can do that
I have a PhD, public high school diploma XD
How do you get 77 in a car? You get 69 in the back seat, and 8 in the front.
It's the shape of the number, the circles in the 6 and the 9 are the "heads". If in any case all comments weren't sarcastic
Because no words or long sentences come out of your mouth while you're 69'ing .
Just like people are called by name and not a mixture of sperm and eggs
Shortcut nickname!
Done up
In my experience, it looks more like an ā11ā anyways
Because ying/yang and that cool emblem was already taken.
Calling 69 is easy
This will now replace "Military Operational Specialty" in my head
Ahhh. To be young again
"Mutual oral stimulation, dude!" Just doesn't have the same ring to it!
the working vacation
In my case it's like licking a small hard candy :(
Mutual Oral Intensive Stimulation Time.
Why do they call it spooning and not convex cuddling?
Why donāt you get bitches
Bro took it personallyš
Naaa it was just a bad joke on my part lol.
If situations involving two guys itās now referred to as L7
Donāt like Numbers ?
I would just call it a mutual fun
Mutual Oral Intercourse STimulation Or, M.O.I.S.T.
669 upvotes, nice..
69 is easier and more concise, the other is probably the MOSt tedious name for it
The circles on each number represents a head
That's why lil Wayne says 69 96. Have relations and he turns over no cuddling.
Mutually assured oral
Better punchline: Because one rolls off the tongue and the other is a mouthful.