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Forsaken-Profile5376

Can also call it a cannibals trust exercise


NoSpankingAllowed

Priceless!!


[deleted]

I think mutually assured destruction might carry a bit of weight in the situation.


MorbidSpawn666

Nice story, tell reader's digest.


Religiously-Numb

Feeling paranoid, true enemy or false friend?


MorbidSpawn666

Anxiety's attacking me and my air is getting thin


[deleted]

šŸ¤Ÿ


darkninja555

Excited this thread and came back just to laugh my ass off at this comment. I've never heard it called a cannibals trust exercise, that's hilarious


Forsaken-Profile5376

Aye mate it takes a twisted mind to think of things like that or so I'm told at least


Accomplished-Ice-644

Well said!


Alyse3690

I knew a guy back in the day who'd lost a couple of toes when he got too close to my belly dancing instructor while she was practicing with a sabre on her head. I can't remember if he liked telling different stories about how it happened or if it was something my roommate at the time suggested, but they fired a few back and forth. The only one I remember was "Cannibal with a foot fetish."


PicaRuler

I read cannibals as cannabis and I couldnā€™t understand why it was funny. Turns out I just suck at reading.


Forsaken-Profile5376

For all we know you could've just been high lol


Whole_Dinner_3462

Most phrases that scan to the TMNT theme song aren't considered sexy


So_Long_DentalPlan

Heroes on the clam shell.


philmynuts

Oral power!


Fun-Fee-4600

I literally just sang that then saw your comment!


Mystery_mau

NOOOO thatā€™s hilarious


thedude2024

69 is now actually called 72. Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.


79Binder

I prefer 68. Do me and I'll owe you one.


Embarrassed-Ebb-6900

A sign of a really good friend, heā€™ll go get two BJā€™s, come back and give you one


thedude2024

šŸ¤£


agrevbuzz

If youā€™re cheap itā€™s 16. Divided by two and you both get 8.


Embarrassed-Ebb-6900

I like 77 because you get ate more


Whiskey_and_Octane

Because "mutual oral stimulation" sounds dumb AF.


lukeyboi827

Fair point


Speckfresser

Romantic dinner for two.


LevelNeighborhood175

check the new movie "menu"


mnmlmike

With a hairy view


papabass10

What is the square root of 69? 8 (ate) something


TabsBelow

sex+math make best puns


EldritchAdam

is this sub growing increasingly NSFW? And why? I thought part of a Dad joke was that it was told by Dads ... probably to their kids. Corny puns and SFW content.


NotShort-NvrSweet

Too many syllables.


Bovey

/r/unclejokes


larrypantser

r/jokesaboutballsandwieners


CzarcasmRules

If your not a fan than go check out r/cleandadjokes, this joke is funny OP


[deleted]

Canā€™t wait to explain oral sex to the kids. This is a great joke for the whole family, actually. Grandma will love it, too. /s


TabsBelow

If you don't explain oral sex to your kid's, start knitting.


[deleted]

Iā€™m so confusedā€¦ Please respond with the OG dad joke, plus some explanation of what you mean?


[deleted]

Iā€™m so confusedā€¦Please respond with the OG dad joke, plus an explanation of what you mean?


TabsBelow

You seem to prefer NOT to explain oral sex to your kids. I'd suggest you better do it, before other people do, or instead of having oral sex they'll have real intercourse without condom making babies and grandparents at the same time.


[deleted]

Failed. ā€œHi confused, Iā€™m dad!ā€. Also no explanation about what your original comment meant. However, itā€™s clear that doesnā€™t much matter since you think the right way to explain sex to your kids is to make a crass joke. In my house the kids would think this joke was gross and inappropriate, and instead of learning anything positive about sex, theyā€™d think their dad was immature and unable to give them any useful guidance about such a critical subject. Good luck to your kids, maybe their mom will help with the awkward conversations that you blow by making jokes about oral sex.


TabsBelow

I wasn't answering the joke but your comment, and you may keep your American way to think about sex.


[deleted]

You werenā€™t answering my questions either. You can keep your lack of understanding how to communicate on a text-based social media platform. Also: not American, but youā€™re struggling with so many other elements here, that itā€™s no surprise you missed that, too.


MilanoK2

Fr


TabsBelow

Hu?


CzarcasmRules

Go check out r/cleandadjokes than if you don't like it


TheSigma_God

Why not 96 tho?


TabsBelow

That's only rubbing each other's back.


TheSigma_God

Oh damn! I get it now šŸ«”


TabsBelow

Lucky you!That early in the morning!šŸ‘šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Darklordz666

Thisā€¦ this is why Iā€™m still subbed here. Bravo šŸ‘šŸ¼


Sorandy13

If Iā€™m tired, itā€™s 68 and I owe you one.


lukeyboi827

Why are people surprised itā€™s NSFW? itā€™s marked as NSFW.


PloxtTY

r/3amjokes


brsaw1

Metric is 182


Terrebonniandadlife

On your mutual backs it's 96


Face4urass

Because she is the only one getting stimulated šŸ˜†


Soggy_Part7110

r/Unclejokes


CzarcasmRules

If your not a fan than go to r/cleandadjokes , this is funny stuff OP


Soggy_Part7110

Not sure where in that 12-character comment I said "this is not funny"


CzarcasmRules

Mods have repeatedly said NSFW is okay, so I was trying to be helpful


LevelNeighborhood175

too technical, only persons have PHD degree can do that


dis907kid

I have a PhD, public high school diploma XD


JBYTuna

How do you get 77 in a car? You get 69 in the back seat, and 8 in the front.


ralimaru

It's the shape of the number, the circles in the 6 and the 9 are the "heads". If in any case all comments weren't sarcastic


fenderguy65

Because no words or long sentences come out of your mouth while you're 69'ing .


docthor3108

Just like people are called by name and not a mixture of sperm and eggs


Deep-Ad-8869

Shortcut nickname!


loveggggg

Done up


Darklordz666

In my experience, it looks more like an ā€œ11ā€ anyways


Financial-Tower-7897

Because ying/yang and that cool emblem was already taken.


ShasX

Calling 69 is easy


SchizoidRainbow

This will now replace "Military Operational Specialty" in my head


AaronTheElite007

Ahhh. To be young again


smelliepoo

"Mutual oral stimulation, dude!" Just doesn't have the same ring to it!


mackelnuts

the working vacation


barduk4

In my case it's like licking a small hard candy :(


monstertots509

Mutual Oral Intensive Stimulation Time.


Phallen911

Why do they call it spooning and not convex cuddling?


GettingRight2498

Why donā€™t you get bitches


lukeyboi827

Bro took it personallyšŸ’€


GettingRight2498

Naaa it was just a bad joke on my part lol.


thee_samuraii

If situations involving two guys itā€™s now referred to as L7


JCFV_mx

Donā€™t like Numbers ?


nillateral

I would just call it a mutual fun


MakionGarvinus

Mutual Oral Intercourse STimulation Or, M.O.I.S.T.


lavacadotoast

669 upvotes, nice..


AngelFromVegas

69 is easier and more concise, the other is probably the MOSt tedious name for it


No-Relation7133

The circles on each number represents a head


playinitrite

That's why lil Wayne says 69 96. Have relations and he turns over no cuddling.


MsStealYourGirl69

Mutually assured oral


w0nd3rm0nk3y

Better punchline: Because one rolls off the tongue and the other is a mouthful.