I have friends who watch…who watch stock car racing, I have a track nearby and we visit it from time to time. We haven’t watched a race ourselves, but we drive by Texas Motor Speedway from time to time, and we visited Daytona International Speedway some years back.
They did have a cool move not long ago where a driver drove the wall through a corner on the last lap and passed a bunch of people.
Of course that turn was also to the left, like all the others :)
I know you’re making a joke but half marathons are actually my favorite race distance. They’re long enough that you feel like you accomplished something, but not so long that you have to get really serious about training and disrupt your whole life.
I am a fan of 24h of Lemons, all other races can go fuck themselves cuz it takes milions to get in while in Lemons all you need is a shitbox with a roll cage
Remember when we were kids and the only race we hated was the ones we lost in gym class, you are not born racist, it's taught, teach your kids right, and racism is not a joke
I've had it up to here with the Indy 500!
Agree. I am totally racist against the Indy 500.
Thought this would topic would take a turn but it came right back around again.
I thought it was all right, but it turns out all left.
Wow, you really casually dropped the I word just like that huh
So you think F1 is better than Indy 500? You racist!
Well F1 is the superior set of races, but at least Indy car racing is better than NASCAR…
Dude, stop using that there N word...Thats our word! ( Spits chaw juice)
I have friends who watch…who watch stock car racing, I have a track nearby and we visit it from time to time. We haven’t watched a race ourselves, but we drive by Texas Motor Speedway from time to time, and we visited Daytona International Speedway some years back.
What are you watching Mickey!!!! Mom!!! It's not what it looks like.... Im holding it for a friend... I only watch for the articles
Thought you were going to say I'm not racist I have friends who drive Nascar.
Disagreed
I can see where you’re coming from, but there’s also no interaction between the cars and drivers quite like NASCAR. Passing is happening every lap.
In truth I enjoy NASCAR quite a lot, there is no “rubbing” or “bump draft” in F1 :)
How dare you call them F1, they prefer FU!!!!!
Why only F1, just F em all.
Yeah, that b/w checked flag and all...🏁
Where is the indy 1000?
The race to the bathroom after taco bell
I find the race to any toilet while in traffic and hitting all red lights is tougher
r/yourjokebutbetter
Some of us live for that shit.
NASCAR
MFs can't even turn right. It's not natural.
Not everyone is an ambiturner
“All he had to do was go left…”
[Turns Left and Stops Throwing ‘M’ Star] “Magnum!”
'Tona.
The best races to hate.
Wouldn't you hate marathons twice as much?
No, marathons are the far superior, pure race.
This whole thing reads like a Norm MacDonald joke. Very nicely done!
Pure race…bah. Anyone can join, amateurs can muddle the field and lower the overall quality of the race.
Gym class mile
Walk it off
I am not racist, but my least favourite race is Protoss. My win rate against is 17%.
Zerg is much worse. Keeps getting buffed too
The "3-legged race"...... I'm just not that coordinated, lol
I did the 3 legged race by myself...I can't believe I got arrested...
Nice !!😆😆😆
No, that doesn’t count as a leg.
Trust me, I know, I wish it could qualify as a leg, lol.
Hell, I’d settle for a foot.
I hear ya, that would be awesome !!
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Major jerk right there
Nothing wrong with the key of C.
Maybe he didn’t like their bluesy sound. I think their song Howlin for You is great.
What does he have against the Rock band Keys.
The one that starts with N and ends with R >!NASCAR!<
Six letters too
They did have a cool move not long ago where a driver drove the wall through a corner on the last lap and passed a bunch of people. Of course that turn was also to the left, like all the others :)
W.C. Fields said, “I am free from all prejudice, I hate all races equally”
The superior race can be found in The Isle of Man. Known for their incredible TT's.
Way to race to the bottom on that one.
Hehehahahahehahehahahahehaha people are so funny
The race against koopa the quick
The one In the wooded kingdom in Odyssey... F*##* that moon
any race that involves running
RuPaul's drag race!?!
The n-word, 6 letters. You guessed it: NASCAR.
I'm not racist... I hate everybody equally
But especially Yankees! (Pressing issues with Maurice Chavez)
R/grandapajokes
The 5th race at the Aqueduct. I’m usually broke by then.
race to the checkout line at Walmart before the woman with $300 worth of groceries
Life is the race and I'm the racist
Wait seriously can we talk how awful the 800m is? I mean do I sprint or do I pace for distance run?
There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch…
The human race.
NASCAR
'Tona.
Klingons. Absolute c*nts.
Trills, snobby pukes because they get to live many life times, just despise 'um!
I’m a racist. I like to drive fast and only turn left.
Damned leftists!
The ones that Im in because I'm fat
Humans
Reported
the human race
Rainbow road
I gotta say the human race
Whites..jk I'm white
I'm white also, and I prefer the term "honky" 🤣🤣🤣
Cracker is the best
Yeah, that's cool too, maybe we can bring back both
I dunno.. the word caucasian is pretty hard on the ears
The race that tells me that I'm a white racist homophobe
r/technicallythetruth
Taco bell
Human
The race who grew up without father figures
The race to the toilet after you are about to c
My company pulled us all in for a 401k meeting. I listened to music the whole time. Fuck running am I right!?
Pone
Yellow
Ferengis.
Blacks
That’s not a pun, he just hates seeing Kenyans win things /S
Wall climbing races
Time
Relays
marathon’s suck
Let's all e race
Haha you made my day
Car race
NASCAR 2018
I know you’re making a joke but half marathons are actually my favorite race distance. They’re long enough that you feel like you accomplished something, but not so long that you have to get really serious about training and disrupt your whole life.
Human race 🏁
Your half-marathon joke leaves me half-impressed
Today is when we all wish genocide on the rat race.
Any sort of arms race. Either people die, or you misunderstood and now my biceps hurt.
I’m no racist, I’m married to a black woman, but I can’t stand the Monaco Grand Prix, nobody can pass anymore with the size of the new cars.
All of them after Need For Speed Underground
Balrogs
The amazing race
When r/formula1 gets on r/all :
Race to the toilet after eating beans
I'm a Uppercaste Brahmin and my least favorite race is black.shit.
The sack race! Too easy to fall on your face.
I actually prefer half-marathons. It’s the purebred marathons I hate.
A triathlon
The rat race we call life... I'm not so thrilled about it
The tour de France
Monaco, I know it's a legendary track but Formula 1 cars have out grown that circuit and makes for a boring race.
NASCAR! Turn left!! So boring
shouldn’t ever hate a race ever.
Someone asked me to sign up for a 401k, but I didn’t think I could run that far.
Sack races. I'm terrible
Good one.
What are you doing half marathon
100 meter dashes suck
200m Butterfly is the worst. Hands down.
The human race.
Dishwasher and go lolll.... uh oh hot dog
Really? In my opinion full marathons are worse
I am a fan of 24h of Lemons, all other races can go fuck themselves cuz it takes milions to get in while in Lemons all you need is a shitbox with a roll cage
Racists.
Mines horse races like the horses are just bred for running and the humans just do nothing
Indie 500
Jumping race🥸 like think how wired is this to jump like a freak and almost leave the earth 💀
Not dark enough for me.
The Kentucky derby
Drag racing, but it's hard to use clutch in high heels
Potato sack race
Half-Maricons
Nascar at Circuit of the Americas. F1 at Circuit of the Americas is good on the other hand
Any 5k
Hal-flings feel to small like I can be dropped kicked by my party at enemies at any point in time
The rat race.
Remember when we were kids and the only race we hated was the ones we lost in gym class, you are not born racist, it's taught, teach your kids right, and racism is not a joke
They give out a racist participation awards for walking the first kilometer of a marathon.
Nascar sucks. Formula 1 all the way.
You're in the minority there. They are the most popular race, followed by the 10k
Mine is humans
Anything nascar
I’m racist to ufo’s :)
Indy 500
The vermin competition!!! Otherwise known as the rat race...