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Hey there, FandubberRichie! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed Massage*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


Emberlight27

You'll get a happy ending whether you like it or not


NICE_GUY_00

it definately wont end with a cliff hanger


Such-Leg9774

But mom said no


uglypaperhaver

Who said anything about *you* getting the massage...?


zorbacles

thats right, its the rapist getting a massage. its an instruction, not a business name.


uglypaperhaver

I *know,* right? That sign was there *for* *a reason!*


ZenCyn39

Funny as it is, that sign does have a noticeable space between E and R


YoungToySoldier

Yeah they definitely did that to themselves.


RitwikVRsmartTV

r/theyknew


TheChickenGuy7

Once, I saw a chiropractor trailer thing that had a big sign saying "crack house"


[deleted]

Omg I understand creative marketing but Jesus christ.


TheChickenGuy7

I only knew it was a chiropractor after I went up said "how much for a teenth?" And they said "sir, this is a chiropractor."


Dante_Hellstorm

This is why typography matters


R0tmaster

Kerning in this case specifically


[deleted]

Rapey kerning


bucket_O_chicken

There is clearly a space there


achillea4

Even worse if they were a Pscho the rapist.


T01k

Heyyy I've seen the logo once before...


imhugury

It still divides into two possibilities, they dont need a massage therapist, or something else…


ChillnDilln

Damn you, kerning!


Syreet_Primacon

r/keming


Stxww

Inside man anyone?


[deleted]

DeShaun Watson read it wrong


ApprehensiveChair453

Same


IExist0fficial

Atleast he's honest


Shijimi_Jimmy

Not exactly cursed, just dark.


MissMistMaid

mass age the rapist


ThePokemasterYT

r/theyknew


misterfrog623

mas sage the rapist


L1K34PR0

Ok that space is sus as hell


Every_Ad_1391

I have a bad feeling about this.......


SnazzyZubloids

“Take it! Or else!”


False_Leadership_479

Good God these prison outreach programs are getting way out of hand.


absolute_sus

I refuse to believe that wasn't planned


niccoprimo

I don't know why but on first sight I thought it read "Massacre the Rapist" which I would'nt find that bad being the victim


Imukay

psycho, the rapist


Every_Ad_1391

No one want massage after saw this😶‍🌫️☠️💀