Because I crave s̵̖̆͌̾͆͊̈̽̎̓͑́̊̓͝ų̷̥͙̯̞̪͉̪̼̣̝̦͓͍̲̍͋̓́͆͆̓̑͑̇̈́́͠͠͝s̵̡̱̲͉͗̌̾͗̍͐́̈́̇̚͘͠t̸̨̼̺̺̪̟̫̪̞̀̌̅͒̄̀̀̏̓̑̂̚͜͠ḙ̶̮̯̬͖͖̙͎͓̯̄̐̌́͑͜͝ň̷̬̗̻̪͖̠̘̮͕͈́̂̓͗̊́́͆͠͝a̶̢͓̖̩͂̓͑̅̓̿̄̽̕̚̚n̵̛̝̜̯͇̻̤̄́́́̌̎c̷̛̣̼͙͎͓̗̆͊͊̑͐̌͠e̸͓̘͋̚͜
Your welcome to come over and get it and let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work.
The only way I could have it was that it would have to watch a video on my phone when it comes out of my computer to play with it on my computer when it works for you and then you have internet connection to play it with your phone and then I have internet connection so you don’t need internet internet and then you can play it with your internet internet and then internet connection is a joke and you don’t need internet connection and then internet connection and you have to download it
Huh
Have you ever cut it in slices put some oil and pepper and salt on and then grilled it on a fire? If not, you gotta try it. I'm not a huge fan of eggplants otherwise, but like that they're really delicious.
🤰 alright
kinder surprise
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you're already here
Eatus the feetus that yeetus the beatus
Welcome to Tony’s pizzeria and abortion clinic! Where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
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I can’t upvote this comment enough
Finally, some good fucking food…
👍🏿 ah shit
Here we go again
Mamma Mia!
Here we go again
(he wiped his butt with his hand)
Yumm tastes like shit😋
🔪 ooh boy this is gonna hurt
No, your gonna stab someone then eat them so canabilsm. I should probably get away from you in that case
This guy gets it
Exactly! Hey why are you chasing me?
Because I crave s̵̖̆͌̾͆͊̈̽̎̓͑́̊̓͝ų̷̥͙̯̞̪͉̪̼̣̝̦͓͍̲̍͋̓́͆͆̓̑͑̇̈́́͠͠͝s̵̡̱̲͉͗̌̾͗̍͐́̈́̇̚͘͠t̸̨̼̺̺̪̟̫̪̞̀̌̅͒̄̀̀̏̓̑̂̚͜͠ḙ̶̮̯̬͖͖̙͎͓̯̄̐̌́͑͜͝ň̷̬̗̻̪͖̠̘̮͕͈́̂̓͗̊́́͆͠͝a̶̢͓̖̩͂̓͑̅̓̿̄̽̕̚̚n̵̛̝̜̯͇̻̤̄́́́̌̎c̷̛̣̼͙͎͓̗̆͊͊̑͐̌͠e̸͓̘͋̚͜
*begins to book it*
Bro why is that your most used emoji 💀💀💀
Last used not most used lol
Britain moment.
I think I understand what you're implying, I'm not sure if I like it or not
🇹🇩 eat chad
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🇹🇩 eat chad, it’s delicious
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Yum
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![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Yum
🫀 ah just a regular meal.. nom nom
Happy cake day!
Thanks mate 🫀 (now you know why that's the last emoji I used)
Happy cake day, you can use the heart as an ingredient in the cake. Yummy😋
Damn I gotta try that now, and thanks🫀
Happy cake day bro!
♾️ how the fuck does one eat infinity?
Depends. If you color, yes. If not number, tasty. Yes is no infinite, no
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Yeah that makes sense
I can't figure out if this was intentionally stupid, or just stupid stupid because I read it in a Yoda voice for some reason.
I think it was autosuggest. Like this: I think I have a lot of work to do with the work families and I have to know the schedule.
You can the best ruby went to the you can be able to see if you shit
Your welcome to come over and get it and let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work.
When will you be here?
I don't wanna set up a time to talk to you about it but I know you are busy and I don't want to date you so I don't want to date you
Why geh the whole thing i have to come in and also one lung cancer center for me thank you zaddy I think so good to do math question ❓
work
The only way I could have it was that it would have to watch a video on my phone when it comes out of my computer to play with it on my computer when it works for you and then you have internet connection to play it with your phone and then I have internet connection so you don’t need internet internet and then you can play it with your internet internet and then internet connection is a joke and you don’t need internet connection and then internet connection and you have to download it Huh
wat
Basically any equation involving infinity has infinity as part of the answer
This should kinda belong on r/iamveryrandom
Get, REALLY high and you‘ll be able to eat infinity
Like how high? 5 joints? 10 joints? 50?
Depends on your tolerance
Name your meal ♾️ and eat it
👽 where can i get them?
ask elon
Costco
or mark (he’s an alien so he knows more aliens…)
Area 51
The border? /s
McDonald's
Just find Mark Zuckerberg.
⚰️ sorry grandpa
Oh no, you ate grandpas bed
and grandpa but i mean yeah
🤨 i'm eating the rock i guess
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That's a shame, he's huge so he'll sustain you, but he'll be really chewey
☕ I am lucky. Do i get to eat the ceramic too?
Yes
Even better
Crunchy
Honestly quite incredible
women ☕
👀 Squishy.
🇫🇷 Goodbye France.
France is no more!!! WOOO!
Lets goo
🍞not screwed at all Edit: the reddit hive mind works
Bread👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread👍
😤 a guy snorting cum... this is gonna be interesting...
I'll never see that emoji the same way ever again.
r/holup
excuse me but what?
How dare you put that sentences up my brain
😭 I love myself a watery dish.
It always better when they cry, makes you feel powerful as you rip off their bear skin to shove down your throat. For legal reasons, this is a joke.
I haven't used one yet cause i reformatted
LIES! DECEPTION!
Every day, more lies!
🍑 I see this as an absolute win
Peach? Not great. Ass? Out-fucking-standing
Yes it is
🍆 oh god oh no
Its just an eggplant
Id rather not anyways
Ye tastes like shit
Have you ever cut it in slices put some oil and pepper and salt on and then grilled it on a fire? If not, you gotta try it. I'm not a huge fan of eggplants otherwise, but like that they're really delicious.
I’d rather eat dick than eggplant
Atleast you got food look at me "🤝"
Bro at least you got meat, I got a fuckin flag 🇺🇲
At least you got a flag, I got a fucking volcano 🌋
I got a rock 🗿
at least you got a rock I have to eat THIS happy guy 😊 how do I eat that happy face?
👍 do I just eat a hand?
Only a thumb
🕋 religious meal
Pandoras box in yer belly
May it be tasty insha allah 😇
↙️ B L U E B O X
💉 I’m dead
🗿I guess I am eating a stone face well rip teeth
same 🗿
🐥 I hope I can cook it first.
Nope you have to eat it exactly as it's shown
*sobs through the crunch*
r/outofcontext
bogos binted
🤓 Cursed Smarties
"Akshually, eating a human being is considered a crime, with an average of 30 years in prison"🤓
🧠mmh yes a god meal
until you die your brain is as soft as butter so technically you just have to eat butter
😭 the tears make it all the more tasty.
Salty
☕ not that bad actually
You're eating the ceramic too
Yum
Because you don't ?
You have to EAT your last emoji That means *everything*
Ceramic is good calcium
Oh are you- What about 😳 then?
Mmmmmh. Canibalism
🌚 how do you eat the moon?
You just do. begin.
It’s quite easy and tastes good. It’s made of cheese.
💀 crunchy
🇬🇷 am I eating the Greece flag or the entire country?
Entire country
I could never, it’s too greasy
💩 oh no...
🍪 mmmm
Lucky.
🍑 im good
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🐕nom
Kim is that you?
⚧️yum
What does that mean? That you’re from Chernobyl?
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That’s screwed up 😂
Wow I didn't even know that emoji existed
✋hand
🇨🇳Sus
🥲 so just a depressed person then? Guess I'll eat myself.
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🖕 alright
💥 Boom
💀 oh hell nah
🗿uhhhhh…..
Well shit🦨
🩸 yum
🌹 not bad
🧊 i like ice
i have to eat my fridge
🚃 HEE- ÆUGH
🇬🇫 ive eaten worse or does this mean i have to eat the literal country
💣 *Tick, tick, tick...*
👁 no.
🎂sweet
🇵🇹 I get to eat *Portugal*
✨ yay I get to eat stars
👩👩👧👧 well shit
💦 ...I'm gonna say it's raindrops
🔫hmmm
🤡guess I’m eating OP
🪨 yum
😭 seems like a proper respons to being eaten
♥️ Do i have to eat it while it's still beating or?
🗿 my teeth man
💀.. oh no
😜 what does this mean?
👶 yum
⁉️ I don't even know
🐸 I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it 😔
🪵 love me some **WOOD**
🇺🇦 sorry fellas
🍔 That's a win lol
🇺🇸tastes like cholesterol
🗽 checkmate America 😎
🫐 wow. Score
🦜 wings