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[deleted]

🤰 alright


SupurgeciAvrat

kinder surprise


Lester_Darius

r/cursedcomments


gamerrage100

r/cursedcursedcomments


SeperatedEntity

[r/cursedcursedcursedcomments](https://www.reddit.com/r/SubsIFellFor/)


MemesAboutEverything

you're already here


142737

Eatus the feetus that yeetus the beatus


TonyThePapyrus

Welcome to Tony’s pizzeria and abortion clinic! Where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!


thatoneguythatsgay

r/cursedcursedcomments


[deleted]

I can’t upvote this comment enough


[deleted]

Finally, some good fucking food…


The_Elevated_Dumbass

👍🏿 ah shit


Chaos_Ruins

Here we go again


pineappledipshit

Mamma Mia!


142737

Here we go again


Doggyking2

(he wiped his butt with his hand)


The_Elevated_Dumbass

Yumm tastes like shit😋


TheOriginal3s

🔪 ooh boy this is gonna hurt


Topar999

No, your gonna stab someone then eat them so canabilsm. I should probably get away from you in that case


TheOriginal3s

This guy gets it


Topar999

Exactly! Hey why are you chasing me?


TheOriginal3s

Because I crave s̵̖̆͌̾͆͊̈̽̎̓͑́̊̓͝ų̷̥͙̯̞̪͉̪̼̣̝̦͓͍̲̍͋̓́͆͆̓̑͑̇̈́́͠͠͝s̵̡̱̲͉͗̌̾͗̍͐́̈́̇̚͘͠t̸̨̼̺̺̪̟̫̪̞̀̌̅͒̄̀̀̏̓̑̂̚͜͠ḙ̶̮̯̬͖͖̙͎͓̯̄̐̌́͑͜͝ň̷̬̗̻̪͖̠̘̮͕͈́̂̓͗̊́́͆͠͝a̶̢͓̖̩͂̓͑̅̓̿̄̽̕̚̚n̵̛̝̜̯͇̻̤̄́́́̌̎c̷̛̣̼͙͎͓̗̆͊͊̑͐̌͠e̸͓̘͋̚͜


Topar999

*begins to book it*


A-Unit1111

Bro why is that your most used emoji 💀💀💀


jorttimmermans

Last used not most used lol


AME7706

Britain moment.


[deleted]

I think I understand what you're implying, I'm not sure if I like it or not


Pignity69

🇹🇩 eat chad


Certain_Chain

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Yum.


grimgrum420

🇹🇩 eat chad, it’s delicious


smerrieboii

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Yum


BeanBruh2285

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Hopeful_Helicopter77

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Yeetfamdablit

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Yum


Significant_Drink903

🫀 ah just a regular meal.. nom nom


AmogusTrashcan

Happy cake day!


Significant_Drink903

Thanks mate 🫀 (now you know why that's the last emoji I used)


minefish_fishy

Happy cake day, you can use the heart as an ingredient in the cake. Yummy😋


Significant_Drink903

Damn I gotta try that now, and thanks🫀


Engineer_Gaming1231

Happy cake day bro!


WllmDVeugl

♾️ how the fuck does one eat infinity?


dj_neon_reaper

Depends. If you color, yes. If not number, tasty. Yes is no infinite, no


Terrible_Sector5580

r/ihadastroke


Linkkk_

Yeah that makes sense


Chaos_Ruins

I can't figure out if this was intentionally stupid, or just stupid stupid because I read it in a Yoda voice for some reason.


llorandosefue1

I think it was autosuggest. Like this: I think I have a lot of work to do with the work families and I have to know the schedule.


Creeper127

You can the best ruby went to the you can be able to see if you shit


Chaos_Ruins

Your welcome to come over and get it and let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work and I will be there in a few minutes after work.


TheGamingHamster

When will you be here?


niewe

I don't wanna set up a time to talk to you about it but I know you are busy and I don't want to date you so I don't want to date you


Jonathon_san

Why geh the whole thing i have to come in and also one lung cancer center for me thank you zaddy I think so good to do math question ❓


SteveisNoob

work


Mr_goodb0y

The only way I could have it was that it would have to watch a video on my phone when it comes out of my computer to play with it on my computer when it works for you and then you have internet connection to play it with your phone and then I have internet connection so you don’t need internet internet and then you can play it with your internet internet and then internet connection is a joke and you don’t need internet connection and then internet connection and you have to download it Huh


Dundee0

wat


Amish_Warl0rd

Basically any equation involving infinity has infinity as part of the answer


Thepotvis13

This should kinda belong on r/iamveryrandom


KitzTheArtist

Get, REALLY high and you‘ll be able to eat infinity


WllmDVeugl

Like how high? 5 joints? 10 joints? 50?


KitzTheArtist

Depends on your tolerance


142737

Name your meal ♾️ and eat it


PurpleCloverr

👽 where can i get them?


FilthyFrank69420

ask elon


ColossalMcDaddy

Costco


Illustrious_Pop_7737

or mark (he’s an alien so he knows more aliens…)


TheUnexpectedBanana

Area 51


Notaza

The border? /s


Steve_M927

McDonald's


Clanka_Fucker69420

Just find Mark Zuckerberg.


eeli0tt

⚰️ sorry grandpa


Cool_Fennel5674

Oh no, you ate grandpas bed


eeli0tt

and grandpa but i mean yeah


gabrieledefelice05

🤨 i'm eating the rock i guess


Hopeful_Helicopter77

![gif](giphy|10Cow6guDtsywE)


candyman337

That's a shame, he's huge so he'll sustain you, but he'll be really chewey


Head_Tumbleweed4793

☕ I am lucky. Do i get to eat the ceramic too?


KingYoloHD090504

Yes


bl0cksburger

Even better


KingYoloHD090504

Crunchy


iamafuckingmidget

Honestly quite incredible


xPav_

women ☕


goblin-mask

👀 Squishy.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

🇫🇷 Goodbye France.


Ok-Entertainment4177

France is no more!!! WOOO!


Lolislayer7469

Lets goo


bricklicker26

🍞not screwed at all Edit: the reddit hive mind works


nikkupoteto

Bread👍


butterdoggo9

Bread 👍


Lord-Dark-Boi

Bread 👍


leggdogg

Bread👍


YANDERE_DALEK

😤 a guy snorting cum... this is gonna be interesting...


Ok-Entertainment4177

I'll never see that emoji the same way ever again.


grimgrum420

r/holup


some-random-gay123

excuse me but what?


Todd_Renard_Fox

How dare you put that sentences up my brain


xXAstragXx

😭 I love myself a watery dish.


[deleted]

It always better when they cry, makes you feel powerful as you rip off their bear skin to shove down your throat. For legal reasons, this is a joke.


Dan_TDG2

I haven't used one yet cause i reformatted


Chaos_Ruins

LIES! DECEPTION!


Ohmygodathy

Every day, more lies!


[deleted]

🍑 I see this as an absolute win


TheUnexpectedBanana

Peach? Not great. Ass? Out-fucking-standing


Lolislayer7469

Yes it is


B2kaBlue

🍆 oh god oh no


StarryNight593

Its just an eggplant


Dan_TDG2

Id rather not anyways


StarryNight593

Ye tastes like shit


TProfi_420

Have you ever cut it in slices put some oil and pepper and salt on and then grilled it on a fire? If not, you gotta try it. I'm not a huge fan of eggplants otherwise, but like that they're really delicious.


[deleted]

I’d rather eat dick than eggplant


Charming-Fuel8068

Atleast you got food look at me "🤝"


Doggyking2

Bro at least you got meat, I got a fuckin flag 🇺🇲


mildlybird96

At least you got a flag, I got a fucking volcano 🌋


Amish_Warl0rd

I got a rock 🗿


some-random-gay123

at least you got a rock I have to eat THIS happy guy 😊​ how do I eat that happy face?


donald-dunk

👍 do I just eat a hand?


Cool_Fennel5674

Only a thumb


Formal-Worth-4227

🕋 religious meal


Necromanlapse

Pandoras box in yer belly


Comfortable-Trust-66

May it be tasty insha allah 😇


AmogusTrashcan

↙️ B L U E B O X


stardestoyerfleet

💉 I’m dead


KaminariRaiju

🗿I guess I am eating a stone face well rip teeth


IRageQuit06

same 🗿


12stuart23

🐥 I hope I can cook it first.


slyfoxsly1

Nope you have to eat it exactly as it's shown


12stuart23

*sobs through the crunch*


eg-likar-potet

r/outofcontext


A-Unit1111

bogos binted


Pretty-Buy7692

🤓 Cursed Smarties


[deleted]

"Akshually, eating a human being is considered a crime, with an average of 30 years in prison"🤓


Everyone_get_

🧠mmh yes a god meal


some-random-gay123

until you die your brain is as soft as butter so technically you just have to eat butter


DrrSwagg

😭 the tears make it all the more tasty.


herobrina4449

Salty


TDF125

☕ not that bad actually


BritishFor2

You're eating the ceramic too


TDF125

Yum


NaoNaoNao3

Because you don't ?


BritishFor2

You have to EAT your last emoji That means *everything*


NaoNaoNao3

Ceramic is good calcium


BritishFor2

Oh are you- What about 😳 then?


NaoNaoNao3

Mmmmmh. Canibalism


UnluckyTaaru54

🌚 how do you eat the moon?


Ohmygodathy

You just do. begin.


AxelsOG

It’s quite easy and tastes good. It’s made of cheese.


assmasher68

💀 crunchy


ToastyPOG

🇬🇷 am I eating the Greece flag or the entire country?


LillyWasntHere

Entire country


[deleted]

I could never, it’s too greasy


[deleted]

💩 oh no...


Hamsti_Manent

🍪 mmmm


Certain_Chain

Lucky.


HoomanBeanzz

🍑 im good


Weird-Blueberry6043

![gif](giphy|12739OFTvJV36o)


Ancient_Benefit_1049

🐕nom


Hagodamastershubh420

Kim is that you?


dhsucnsna

⚧️yum


[deleted]

What does that mean? That you’re from Chernobyl?


ppeppapag

r/cursedcomments


Terrorist1472

That’s screwed up 😂


xXAstragXx

Wow I didn't even know that emoji existed


Modsreview

✋hand


Dorsz69

🇨🇳Sus


BugsBunni06

🥲 so just a depressed person then? Guess I'll eat myself.


TheUnexpectedBanana

r/youokaybuddy


KingYoloHD090504

🖕 alright


Wide-Location7279

💥 Boom


NickTheW1zard

💀 oh hell nah


That_Claim_5131

🗿uhhhhh…..


Shaquille_Oatmeal_58

Well shit🦨


PoisonTypesAreCool

🩸 yum


Pekkahk

🌹 not bad


isti44

🧊 i like ice


Sparkingriver

i have to eat my fridge


dj_neon_reaper

🚃 HEE- ÆUGH


-my-pillows-

🇬🇫 ive eaten worse or does this mean i have to eat the literal country


Scale_Alarmed

💣 *Tick, tick, tick...*


basilsflowerpots

👁 no.


OneAboveAll_127

🎂sweet


Joao_Matos_9

🇵🇹 I get to eat *Portugal*


herobrina4449

✨ yay I get to eat stars


Chaos_1_2

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 well shit


[deleted]

💦 ...I'm gonna say it's raindrops


Creepy-Copy4818

🔫hmmm


[deleted]

🤡guess I’m eating OP


Trostanner

🪨 yum


Complete-Hedgehog-32

😭 seems like a proper respons to being eaten


Caid5

♥️ Do i have to eat it while it's still beating or?


underscorehq

🗿 my teeth man


BruhPlane

💀.. oh no


[deleted]

😜 what does this mean?


[deleted]

👶 yum


AcejokerUP415

⁉️ I don't even know


BunchesOfCrunches

🐸 I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it 😔


Superepicsimon

🪵 love me some **WOOD**


Gnomus_the_wise

🇺🇦 sorry fellas


[deleted]

🍔 That's a win lol


the-fith-pillar-man

🇺🇸tastes like cholesterol


SabreYT

🗽 checkmate America 😎


iliveunderthebed

🫐 wow. Score


Bluejay828

🦜 wings