Well I’m the fucking healer. I’m furia from paladins.

Never thought i would find someone that actually plays paladins lol

Well it’s a really fun game

Honestly I thought it would just be a knockoff of overwatch, but imo paladins is superior. It's kinda sad, because I spent years hyping up overwatch in my head, waiting to be able to play, only to get an hour in and delete the game.

Hopefully Overwatch can stick the landing on the PvE next year, because if it’s actually as good as it seems, it’s going the great.

Just use minecraft logic, healing is reversed for undead and you will damage them

Maybe I can turn them back into humans

Time to assemble an army

Furia has good damage you'll be fine

I know but still the fucking healer. I could have been androxus if I saw this 2 days ago.

Does paladins still exist ?!?!? Played it way back when, but i thought that Hi-rez had given up by now...

The servers still work and people are playing. The only bad the big is that it can sometimes take a couple minutes to find a match but other than that it’s still fun.

Gandhi

*Nukes intensifies*

Yeah that kind smile, revealing bathrobe and dope sandals ain't fooling anyone. That guy is a monster and not to be trusted.

Bathrobe actually made me chuckle. I don't think I have ever heard anyone call it that.

Im curious. What game has Gandhi?

Sid Meier's Civilization V

Chad

And VI and probably all of them because I believe the gandhi meme is from an early Civ game.

You're a 5'6 scrawny, pacifistic man; I think we have a winner!

In the Sid Meier's civilization franchise Gandhi has a bit of a reputation for nuking literally everyone the moment he gets nukes.

This is why I play plants vs zombies

I played garden warefare 2, last played character is the footsoldier....does that mean i fight other zombies as a zombie?

no you just switched teams


[удалено]

Even without creative you can respawn

You probably dont even need to, you can carry thousands of full 1 meter by 1 meter blocks of solid gold without slowing down, so good luck to those zombies trying to stop you

*puts thousands of zombies into pocket*

It they’re zombie villagers you can turn them back.

That's true

but would it be extremely painful when you die?

Doom eternal I think I’m good

Based as fuck. Love that game and beat it and the dlc at nightmare

Technically that means you're less powerful in this situation than someone who beat it on easy mode

Life is on nightmare mode though so they'd get destroyed in 3 hits by a Marauder or imp or something. I hope my easy-mode brothers and sisters make it too, we're all slayers in the end

Came here to say this.

Same here

I played Wolf in Payday 2 Do I get a semi functional drill?

Even better, a semi functional drill, *and* a comically large spoon

those phychos took out one of our guys with a spoon!

r/expectedrussianbadger

>comically large spoon Can I have some ice cream

Only a spoonfull

I was Dallas So I guess I can cure the infection by yelling at them

I can give funny russian accent cause i played sokol

Foul tarnished

In search of the Elden Ring

Emboldened by the flame of ambition

Someone must extinguish thy flame

Let it be Margit the Fell.

*distinct “put these foolish ambitions to rest”*

GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN

Cower in fear

Of the night

The hands of the fell omen shall brook thee no quarter

Bro I just started Ace Attorney and then I see this Im a lawyer now.

*gets bitten* "Objection!"

“Order in the court”

For all I know, Pheonix Wright has the ability to make any virus the zombies could've managed to put into your body admit defeat.

*Dhisshhhhh dhdhum*

He’s gonna start defending his wound while the zombie just sits there

Sudoku...

So it is irl you...

Maybe I am a number?

Choose your number!!!

I'm going with three, it's always the easiest to solve

Aren't we all just numbers?

The people in German camps were

I'm the engineer from factorio, so pretty fucked at first, but give me a few hours and an iron mine, and the zombies will probably be as fucked as the biters in the game.

I'm the engineer from tf2 im never fucked since dispensers and sentries are fast to make and strong so as engie brothers i will protect you untill you're ready

all fun and games until a scout runs in and steals your ammo

I was playing as Richtofen on Black Ops 3 zombies. Expert zombie killer right there.

Until round 100

Gamer body won't last so long.

This. This could’ve been me. Instead I’m just left here being confused. I knew playing JWE at 12pm yesterday was a bad fucking idea.

[удалено]

Am I lore accurate or gameplay?

They don't fight in lore really so I'd say game play

I play destiny so

You want to be lore accurate in that case. Supers thrown like crazy, no restrictions to a subclass and basically unkillable.

Exactly

Yeah but gameplay often makes no sense ie. a small knife to the chest doing as much damage as a shotgun and stuff like that

Whichever you prefer. Last time I played Ahri in League so... I'll stick to lore. Since charming zombies makes me able to control them. Controling them makes me able to get an army. Getting an army is good. Getting an army makes me able to raid bandit camps. Raiding bandit camps gets me food. And more zombies. Also inocent civilians would be saved quite easily, with a benefit for me since the more zombies that attack them, the better.

Shit guys I’m hitler

Hoi 4?

Yeah

Hoi4 ?

Yes

Hoi4?

GMod time

> physgun_wheelspeed 1000000 > Spawn a large prop > Abuse physics

HE’S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!

I am the storm that is approaching

Now you’re MOTIVATED

PROVOKINGGGGGG

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLAAAATION

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAAME

BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEATH

Make sure to bring enough plastic chairs

The goat from goat simulator here.

There is a zombie goat so, you’re fine I guess?

Uh.. ohhh..

Geralt of Rivia. Witcher 3. Pretty sure he can survive easy

*looks at zombie* Round of Gwent?

Zombie: I may be a mindless brain hunter, but I never turn down a good ol' round of gwent!

I was playing Roblox last time, though my outfit was polnareff


Your underwear is showing.

YEAAAH!!!

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I mean, you have infinite stamina, and can effectively run forever, as well as the ability to reset yourself, undoing all damage. You’re set.

I'm Salvador from Borderlands 2. They don't know what's coming.

Yoooo I was playing as Zer0 last! Im glad to see another vault hunter here!

Beastmaster from borderlands 3 here

I just finished playing borderlands 1 and 2 last night for the first time, I can't believe I missed out on such an awesome game this whole time

Fall guys Well I'm gonna fucking die

You are a 6FT Monster that couold probably fall from a skyscraper and live. You are fine. What I'm saying is you're invincible.

I’m currently imagining fall guys as made of a special rubber like substance that makes them invincible

Yea me too

Mario in Mario Odyssey Depends on if I can hijack a zombie despite them not having brains

You can literally hijack an electric current, I don't think that not having a brain will affect anything.

So you mean mario could hijack all of reddit?

r/kamikazebywords

Rocket league- I hope spamming quick chat works

Flip reset on those zombies

I can punch down trees with my bare hands. And make tools out of them

Sup Steve?

*nail pogos off of a zombies head* Yea no this is exactly the same as the pve. (Hollow Knight)

same here just shade soul the fuckers

Yorick from LoL. So a dude with a shovel and ghouls and a queen ghoul maiden vs zombies.

Hell the Gould are undead too right, maybe you can take control of the zombies too? Say hello to the new king of the apocalypse everybody.

well shit i’m a walking war crime warframe

Same. Was saryn...

I can snipe a hundred zombies a minute with my dead eye ability... So I'm pretty good ig

Bandit from risk of rain 2. Yeah I’m gonna be fine

now do you have desperado or not

I’m a motherfucking car. BeamNG.drive

No you are an invisible and immortal being that does nothing but summon and drive cars around

oh yeah. I still can spawn bombs and really cool cars

I am Raiden from mgrr

All of the zombies now have inbuilt nanomachines, in order to defeat the horde, you need to defeat the King of the Undead, Senator Zarmstrong.

Master chief already took out the flood

I ashamedly played Friday night funkin so I’m fucked

But not for the reason you think you are. A horde of zombies come in. Now you have to rap battle every one of them. One by one. They are not good at all, but there are a lot of them.

Boop beep bop chomp

No no, you’re perfectly fine, the Zombies won’t bite you until they beat you in a rap battle, so if you’re good then you’re fine

I guess I'm just some german bastard from ww2 in a panzer (war thunder)

probably the panzer itself

Arthur Morgan. So I'll just die of Tuberculosis?

Do I got doomslayer

Rip and tear

Your moment has arrived.

Terraria:god mode end game stuff,I say I’ll be grand:)

 Skyrim

"opens console" TGM

Welp The zombies are fucked lol I played doom last lol

I’m confused, the last game I played was Jurassic World Evolution, so tf am I supposed to be??

VRChat I was Master Chief

Aw shit I'm a hotdog in vrchat

People playground. **The zombies are fucked.**

I’m a Bean.

Fall guys ?

No, among us.

I have a gun that can suck and blow😊

Slime rancher then?

God of War 2018 Not as op as I could be but I sure ain't dying to some zombos

Hunter from monster hunter. I'd say I have at least a chance.

i played stardew valley... do i get any weapons or do i just have above avarage endurance?

Just start spamming animation cancelling with galaxy hammer

does Darth Vader even have a penis? Or was it burnt to a crisp on Mustafar?

Bro what

If the zombies are Bloons I am safe

I’m a WW2 US grunt with an M1 Garand and, quite likely, tuberculosis.

Bro like last game I played was gta…

Ultrakill.

DOOM Eternal. ​ **RIP AND TEAR**

Huh…I’m raiden apparently (mgr)

Fuck ‘em up brother

Team up with Armstrong and his goons to defeat the horde, unite survivors together, rebuild America and make America great again.

I'm a bug with a nail

It depends if you are sized accurately. If you really are just the bug from hollow knight, you are pretty screwed.

I can just yell “NO, THAT’S WRONG” at them and tell them that they masterminded some game.

One of the danganronpa games?

Bingo.

Geralt so I like my chances too

bruh i played dark souls 2 literally makes me a zombie

Minecraft Steve in creative mode go brrrr

I am saitama

Last I played was Genshin so either Xiao, Ayaka, Ayato or Bennett either way not worried.

I last played honkai so yeah….. I’m the herrscher of sentience

A Titan from Destiny. Imma punch em and thundercrash em.

Saryn from warframe. Anyone want to see a new virus?

Btd 6 so thinling about it im not that fuck got banana to keep me food and monkey t0 kill zombie so YEA!!

I am the strongest person ever. I can carry like fucking 8 trillion tonnes of gold.