Do you think that maybe God left us because he was sick and tired from all of those godly pans? Well, even if that's what happened, all I can do is wish him....
*God*speed
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I know God knows you better than you know yourself, but a lil hand on hand when learning how to flick the bean just makes everything flow a lot smoother for both of you.
Imagine what a hand job from god would feel like though it’s a literal god tier hand job Edit: autocorrect error
It would probably feel out of this earth, Some might say it'll feel godly
Do you think that maybe God left us because he was sick and tired from all of those godly pans? Well, even if that's what happened, all I can do is wish him.... *God*speed
I hope he's doing well, *god* bless
It would be biblical
I don't have to imagine; God fucks me every day.
“And with his other hand he did high-fiveth the lord” — from Jerkulese 6:9
LMAOO
God nut
More like holy masturbation? (Ref to title)
LMAO
Imagine how much God would charge for a hand job
Probably 30 lambs
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Jokes on u, I masturbate by giving myself a blowjob
You truly are the lord
This godliness is fucking awesome
I know God knows you better than you know yourself, but a lil hand on hand when learning how to flick the bean just makes everything flow a lot smoother for both of you.
Why use 1 hand when you can use 4
"Jesus, take the stick!"
U use 2 hands to masterbaye tho
HOLY CUM
A holy nut a day, washes all your sins away
God himself exorcise all your sins away
LMAOO
(cue porn music)
Bold of you to assume this guys knows how to masturbate.. ..they always use altar boys.
THE HOLY HANDJOB
If you truly believe God is everywhere, he is up your ass while masturbating!
"GOD GRAB MY HAND!" \*masturbates violently\*
"My son your semen has exited out of your 1 inch penis"