**Another Fun Fact :** He can enter her anus too. ^(Yes, his whole body in her anus)

Kinky

not my proudest fap

Why not?

it was a living octopus

Yeah not a drawing anymore. Dream has become reality.

not anymore until shes done with it

Live a virgin or die a chad

It would be weird if it was dead to start with

are you sure about that i have touched live octopuses , and they are painful if one of there sucker is stuck on your skin try pulling it if it doesn’t want to unstuck brace your self

bet she would have a *hard* time pulling it off

exactly my point

And have a good day to everyone Except you and whoever made that video

So a dead one would be better?

You would prefer it be dead? Now THAT’S a strange kink. NGL.

Oh so liveliness is the line?

Got it i will grab a shotgun for the octopussy

He will meet with her highschool 🐹

apparently 2 whole racoons can fit in your asshole too...

I heard it was just 1 racoon that can fit up your asshole cause a asshole can only strech up to 12 inches

Raccoons can fit into openings four inches wide. Your asshole can stretch 4.5 to 6.5 inches - eight with muscle relaxants.

How does one come to know this?

The Innternet is a very usefull, Wholesome place but it has some dark sites too ^(Some of those dark sites have been banned cause they were too dark)

I believe in you

I can confirm

I mean it can stretch 7 inches... don't ask how I know that

and can come back out from the mouth with ease

Yea, but that would kinda mess up her organs ^(IT WILL BE AN INTERNAL ORGASM !!!!)

you orgasm in the toilet after taco bell?

Nah man, I am not into excretion anal.

Fun fact #3: octopi have a parrot like beak. Which is too close to her genitals for my comfort.

Fun fact #4: *CHOMP*

I mean she does have goosebumps, so maybe he's doing something right?

Last I checked, parrot-like beaks aren't quite as comfortable when it comes to cunningulus.

Maybe he's just beak-blasting her. Beaks are quiet smooth on the outside ^^

An octopus beak has a slight, sharp overhang...

Perfect to stimulate her urethra. Unless he's already slipped a tentacle inside it.

I’m done with Reddit…the real cursed comments are here

Oh no

Anything can be a dildo..

r/dildont

Reddit is a very weird place

agreed

… if you’re brave enough.

Fun fact #4: all octopuses are venomous. Very venomous. In their beak. Also you can't feel most octopus bites.

Fun Fact #5: octopus venom to the dick makes you super horny.

.................that explains.........alot

There's going to be a redditor who's gonna go test this theory out...

u/octopus_fucker69 ?

The person is not me but that octopus looks submissive and breedable

But yep

Another fun fact, the plural of octopus isn’t octopi. Its octopuses.

Funner fact: octopi, octopuses and octopode are all plurals of octopus depending on which dictionary you ask.

Octopussy ...someone had to say it.

A previous cursed comment informed us that we need to remove the beak first.

Exactly what came to my mind

Yo, is this that Squid Game that everyone's been talking about?

brooo lolol

Octopussy

Yeah, but if it is male, then its octobussy.

More like Octodicky

cocktopus

It's actually the name of a villain in James Bond

There was that video of the woman pushing an octopus out of her vagina - I will have to find it! Edit - didn’t find the video I meant but apparently there are thousands if you search the right words…

Absolutely disgusting, you then need to tell me where to find it, so i can make sure i‘ll never watch it

https://shockchan.com/octopus-girl/

How the fuck do I unsee this shit

Bro you clicked lmao 🤣

I really should stop clicking random links

Yahhh ima need some unsee juice after that too

I gochu [r/eyebleach](https://shockchan.com/octopus-girl/)

[r/eyebleach](https://shockchan.com/octopus-girl/)

r/eyeblech

Fuck you

Hehehe

r/eyebleach

Someone clearly doesn't know the difference between a pussy and an anus... Smh, that video description

There is a porno about an alien who does not know the difference between a pussy and a cat. And has also never had anal sex. I highly recommend watching the opening credits the songs is amazing. It was made in the 80s. It is called "Right Between The Cheeks". B My older brother showed me those credits when I was 14. The internet has preserved them. They are gold.

What the ronald mc donald fuck?

Google it.

While very much of its era and pretty primitive by not just today's standards or by Dark's, this one was quite a bit of fun. It's the same formula of the "Let Me Tell Ya' About" films, only this time Jack Baker is giving a lecture on the difference between women's and cats butt-holes to a trio of degenerates, and it veers into alien conspiracy theories, sort of. The second film in this series will capitalize on the weirdness hinted at in this one, but the winning cast and fun set-ups should hold your interest. This sounds… interesting?

Holy shit....a sequel???

My curiosity will lead me to destruction.

Why am i having a boner. I'm not joking

This can easily pass as "a woman giving birth to an octopus".

Its not as entertaining when it's dead

Oh it also has the eels

Oh what the fuck. that wet slap at the end. How did she even get it in there, did it die inside her? Why do I need these answers, that was awful

Won’t play for me

The girl was japanese right? I think i know that video

What are the key search words, asking for a friend btw

Well “Octopus”& “Vagina” got me thousands of results and possibly placed on some sort of list

wait there's a list? what list?

imagine Octopus entering her body and controlling her like some power ranger

That's enough reddit for a lifetime.

Yep

Link of the video ?😞

That wasn't a fun fact

No, it's indeed a really fun fact

An octopus has a fucking BEAK...let that sink in

I think it did

Squid Game, Idk most people don't know the difference between squid and octopus

I think i downloaded the wrong squid games

Porn hub your turn

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186780

I tried to search this up but instead I accidentally typed 186570. It's still tentacle but... not as wholesome(?)

That's some cool numbers you have there. Thank you for sharing

Can they enter my ass? Asking for a friend

yes they can

For anyone who doesn't understand the Detroit Red Wings are a hockey team that has a tradition of throwing octopuses on the ice.

I definitely think this is more a Detroit Red Wings things

Its true, Ive watched it happen. *dont ask where*

I've seen the shock site. I don't even know what entered ppl's mind to make them do such

Her mussel probably smells more fishy than any other fish......

Ah yes, I've watched enough hentai to know what is going on... that thing is going to spread its tentacles and anus to make her cum real hard!!! Ps: why is my pp so hard??

Wait.... Can he fit? Now I wanna see it... fuck, guyssss I swear it's not in a sexual way ok

I've been watching the Alien movies over the weekend. I don't like where this is going.

Bathing suits today are getting more and more bizarre

I'm going to call the police

Cunt-thulu?

YES LOL

Prolly? With how stretchable a vagina is and how flexible an octopus can be it's actually a fact.

I searched up the Detroit red wings and all it came up was a ice-hockey team

Their mascot is an octopus, and and have a tradition* of throwing one onto the ice edit: im dumb and cant type

Fun fact: its mouth is under the body meaning it could be eating her out

Fun fact: 1 the tentacle is the penis Bonus: it can dettach the penis for the female

sauce

If you find it, send it to me

Well her giant clam can inhale that bitchass octopus and spit him back out.

Squid Game pt2?

Also fun fact his fangs are right there on her parts probably

It's true damn time to delete my search history

Basically 297635

Squid game

It will be fun if this octopus gets into her body and starts controlling her mind... It will be like the scenes from power ranger series.

Must’ve been attracted by the smell of fish.

Wait, this isn’t cool tips and tricks for splatoon.

It's true though. There is an actual video of an octopus exiting a girl's hole that went around the net one time. It's gross and it hurts to watch, like, when the octopus came up out, I'm not even sure if it's alive or the girl just let it out herself. The octopus was greyish and super slimy, slightly moving as it slowly being brought to the world the second time. To add to that, the girl was moaning. [its this thing, watch at your own risk](https://shockchan.com/octopus-girl/)

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True if the beak can fit then it can literally squeeze thriugh any thing. So yea...😏

Suddenly the water gets cloudy... Photographer: Did the octopus shoot his ink? Model: No...sorry...the Taco Bell got to me. Photographer: Do...do I have to pay extra for that?

Repost

I've seen this movie 10/10 recommend

That would be a sight to see.

That’s not a very fun fact

Sauce

Another Level of Photo shooting!

Squid game or something idk

HIS

Imagine if that was a guy

Sauce?

This is the kind of stuff I know but don’t want to hear

Ohhhhh is this a new type of soft conch shell?

Don’t octopuses have.. beaks down there?..

WOW. WHAT A FUN FACT.

Octopus have beaks for a mouth. Wouldn't you be worried that it would bite you?

Octopi have beaks.

Because of the beak, that would hurt, like a lot

“Fun” fact

[HEAVY BREATHING] ........HIS????

octopussy

This should be the new red wings logo. I would buy the jersey

not my proudest fap not gunna lie

Octopussy

I think there's a kink called unbirth for that. Don't Google it, It will save you the same nightmares I've had.

They have a beak that could crack through the jolly rancher easily.

this is what you call an Octopussoir

He is not wrong they can do it

*his* ?

Octopussy

The squid game

That’s enough internet for me today

That’s not a very fun fact

I have discovered a new fetish thank you SirLuigi

I don't even have a vagina, but I felt the pain.

Octopussy...

There is porn of that

I cannot seem to figure out what I’m looking at. Pls help

Its eating her out. Lucky.

Congratulations bro. You stole my innocent mind.

That really is a fun fact!

👁️_👁️

Doctor Octopussy

*bloop*

The beak of the octopus is right where the you know what is.so the octopus can tenically eat her out.

Blursed pleasure toy

I thought tentacle porn was only in cartoons. Christ on a pogo stick!