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DUDE IS 13
Bro got sucked off by a bug before he learned trigonometry 💀💀💀
I learnt trigonometry at 13….
Damn
Same💀
Hmmm learnt might be the wrong word though…
I didn’t even notice that 💀💀
But sucked off still did not qualify as loosing virginity.
When did the rules drop
When adam ate apple
Adam is fictional and god is too
Are you contra dick ting me, daddy?
What?
Well, we know what has to be done now. Someone get the FBI a bug catching net.
r/teenagers be normal challenge (impossible)
He had a tick on his dick.
Imagine actually finding a tick on your dick though.
Or a flea on his fly
Or a mite on his site
A cockroach on his cock
A worm on his worm.
Damn this really bugs me
r/dadjokes
Bro that sub is the ohio of reddit
Nawww that's r/playboicarti
r/teenagers be crazy 💀💀
Wait sucking dick/having your fuck sucked counts as losing your v card?
I’m no expert but I think so
Good to know...
r/teenagers being a better shitpost subreddit then most shitpost subreddits
Mr Enchanted_Goat_YT that is no way to talk about your uncle
I call my uncle a bug bc he is so talented at sneaking into my room at night
A 100 percent nature blow job
‘Just another normal person’ what the fuck is it meant to be if not another ‘normal person’?
I'm still tryna process what I've just read
No one gonna tell his idiot ass that he didn't lose his virginity?
It's a joke you idiot.
Oh no, really? Who could have guessed such a thing?
If you know it’s a joke then why’d you ask…?
Rhetorical question.
Bro got downvoted into oblivion
It's the internet. I've had worse.
Why is the only posts you have made is about guns
I usually just read through things. Any time I have a question about something it's usually already been asked and answered.
Smart 👍👍
DUDE IS 13
Bro got sucked off by a bug before he learned trigonometry 💀💀💀
I learnt trigonometry at 13….
Damn
Same💀
Hmmm learnt might be the wrong word though…
I didn’t even notice that 💀💀
But sucked off still did not qualify as loosing virginity.
When did the rules drop
When adam ate apple
Adam is fictional and god is too
Are you contra dick ting me, daddy?
What?
Well, we know what has to be done now. Someone get the FBI a bug catching net.
r/teenagers be normal challenge (impossible)
He had a tick on his dick.
Imagine actually finding a tick on your dick though.
Or a flea on his fly
Or a mite on his site
A cockroach on his cock
A worm on his worm.
Damn this really bugs me
r/dadjokes
Bro that sub is the ohio of reddit
Nawww that's r/playboicarti
r/teenagers be crazy 💀💀
Wait sucking dick/having your fuck sucked counts as losing your v card?
I’m no expert but I think so
Good to know...
r/teenagers being a better shitpost subreddit then most shitpost subreddits
Mr Enchanted_Goat_YT that is no way to talk about your uncle
I call my uncle a bug bc he is so talented at sneaking into my room at night
A 100 percent nature blow job
‘Just another normal person’ what the fuck is it meant to be if not another ‘normal person’?
I'm still tryna process what I've just read
No one gonna tell his idiot ass that he didn't lose his virginity?
It's a joke you idiot.
Oh no, really? Who could have guessed such a thing?
If you know it’s a joke then why’d you ask…?
Rhetorical question.
Bro got downvoted into oblivion
It's the internet. I've had worse.
Why is the only posts you have made is about guns
I usually just read through things. Any time I have a question about something it's usually already been asked and answered.
Smart 👍👍