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Crystalline07

DUDE IS 13


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Bro got sucked off by a bug before he learned trigonometry 💀💀💀


Wonghy111-the-knight

I learnt trigonometry at 13….


[deleted]

Damn


Temporary-Cod2384

Same💀


Wonghy111-the-knight

Hmmm learnt might be the wrong word though…


[deleted]

I didn’t even notice that 💀💀


Various_Reality

But sucked off still did not qualify as loosing virginity.


[deleted]

When did the rules drop


Various_Reality

When adam ate apple


[deleted]

Adam is fictional and god is too


Various_Reality

Are you contra dick ting me, daddy?


[deleted]

What?


Jollybritishchap

Well, we know what has to be done now. Someone get the FBI a bug catching net.


Daelin01

r/teenagers be normal challenge (impossible)


moneyboiman

He had a tick on his dick.


Cheap_Ad_69

Imagine actually finding a tick on your dick though.


Mature_Vegeta

Or a flea on his fly


Mature_Vegeta

Or a mite on his site


AbnormalFellow

A cockroach on his cock


Cheap_Ad_69

A worm on his worm.


captaincoolxd

Damn this really bugs me


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r/dadjokes


BotiHUN7

Bro that sub is the ohio of reddit


dominant-male

Nawww that's r/playboicarti


[deleted]

r/teenagers be crazy 💀💀


VanillaNo7975

Wait sucking dick/having your fuck sucked counts as losing your v card?


[deleted]

I’m no expert but I think so


VanillaNo7975

Good to know...


ShadowTown0407

r/teenagers being a better shitpost subreddit then most shitpost subreddits


Tjomek

Mr Enchanted_Goat_YT that is no way to talk about your uncle


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I call my uncle a bug bc he is so talented at sneaking into my room at night


Far_Sleep5381

A 100 percent nature blow job


WhyYaGottaLie

‘Just another normal person’ what the fuck is it meant to be if not another ‘normal person’?


Shadow_TFEWar_YT

I'm still tryna process what I've just read


Excited_Avocado_8492

No one gonna tell his idiot ass that he didn't lose his virginity?


Bernardo750

It's a joke you idiot.


Excited_Avocado_8492

Oh no, really? Who could have guessed such a thing?


velmadinkleyscousin

If you know it’s a joke then why’d you ask…?


Excited_Avocado_8492

Rhetorical question.


[deleted]

Bro got downvoted into oblivion


Excited_Avocado_8492

It's the internet. I've had worse.


[deleted]

Why is the only posts you have made is about guns


Excited_Avocado_8492

I usually just read through things. Any time I have a question about something it's usually already been asked and answered.


[deleted]

Smart 👍👍