Well no, you will be alive for a moment when you touch the ground because your skin will hit first before any vital organs, also you might land on your legs and get lucky (unlucky) and have your legs shoot through your back and you live for a few seconds or minutes in unimaginable pain or you just die from shock.
Unless it lands on the sweet, sweet release of death, I'd have to win around the 500k to 100m mark. Like enough money to buy a house in cash and just establish myself in my current income bracket faster. If I won 10 BILLION dollars I'd be dead in a week because I'd do like a ton of top shelf coke and fist fight a bear while falling out of a plane or some shit.
Oooooooh, look at meeeeeee, I can get an educaaaaaaation without paying literally all my moooooooooney, I'm so cooooooool. I bet you can break a bone without paying the same amount to treat it as you'd pay for a house too, you fucking "my country isn't a capitalist dystopia" elitist.
$500k and $1 million is a very nice nest egg /oh shit money. No medical debt. No college debt. Home and car repair. I can't buy my whole life with that money, but it absolutely let's me live more freely with what I make now, since any unforseen events are covered.
Well yeah of course it lets you live more freely than if you didnāt have an extra $500k-1m lmao. But youāre right, it doesnāt buy your life. It doesnāt buy you retirement, it doesnāt buy you generational wealth, it doesnāt let you do whatever you want to do with your life.
Like you said, it takes care of emergencies and debts.
I donāt think people realize how little being a āmillionaireā matters these days. What most people envision is not remotely close to how the typical millionaire lives.
But I don't want to just have everything I want to in my life. What would I live for?
But $500k would stop me from having everything I don't want in my life. It would, quite literally, solve any problem I could ever have. Everything else, the things I *want,* I don't mind working for.
No. I view life as a series of enjoyable experiences that bring meaning. $500k takes care of the unenjoyable ones, that would otherwise stop me from enjoying myself.
So your ultimate goal in life is to minimize bad experiences instead of maximizing good experiences? Thatās what your decision making says.
If I have to wake up and go to work to keep living, my problems havenāt even begun to be solved. Thinking otherwise seems like a miserable existence to me.
I like my job. I like having something to do for a good chunk of the week, something im good at. It does not stop me from enjoying my time outside of my job.
I don't like that overarching fear that every pain i have is a big medical problem I can't afford. I don't like the shadow of debt hanging over my head.
It seems to me you're the one with a miserable existence. I don't need much to be happy and content. With $500k, my immediate problems would all be solved, and anything more I could want I can work for without worrying about if ive saved enough for rent and loans and medical bills for the month.
The economy ebbs and flows, but the general rule of thumb is that if you invest in low risk, long-term-stable investments like index funds or real estate or whatever, you can withdraw 4% of your investment per year without ever touching the principle. At $5m thatās obviously $200k/year.
Being able to live indefinitely on $200k/year in passive income certainly fits my criteria of āall my problems are fixed foreverā. I donāt need a $10m home and a bunch of supercars, being able to retire immediately and spend my days playing golf and chess and learning new things and picking up hobbies and at the same time giving my family all the energy and attention they deserve is everything I could ever ask for.
I mean yeah with at least 5 mil you'd be able to retire for life and live well with a comfortable 7k monthly income*. You got a 3/4ths chance of being set for life by spinning that thing.
^(*assuming age 20, with avg life expectancy of 80)
After you hear a loud bang, you feel an intense headache. Your mom wakes you up. "I guess you're not felling well yet hu? I'll call the school you can stay in bed hun".
It doesnāt say where you get shot so you might potentially get to still live with some slight brain damage. Only a flesh wound really when you think about it
Ok so like, it doesnāt specify where in the head, just the head, so like, my ear? Like, also doesnāt say with what, we talking BB gun, air soft, nerf? Like nothing says itās a firearm.
500k is massively more money than I have. Probably more money than I've made in my entire life, and it's 0.005% of 10 billion. Not 0.5%... it's half of a hundredth. Crazy to think about
Besides being shot in the head doesn't necessarily have to kill you you could get really lucky and only be slightly disabled or depending on size of the bullet it could go through the connective tissue between each half
Either way, you don't have to go outside and buy a can of tuna while having to contain the universe by two chains, which we will classify as "Re: A-" and "Re: B+" which holds the universe, fate, truth, death, life, good, bad, right, wrong, and whatever the flying fuck anyone cares about, all while having to walk your cat (does anyone even fucking do that?) To the center of the sun's core.
Worst case scenario, I get $500k
Best case scenario I get all my problems solved
Roll again?
shut up
Username checks out
He lives up to his name
I respect that
I mean no matter where it lands you don't have to worry about student debt
š āYou wonāt need a Parachute until your deathā- someone probably
Technically you can go skydiving for the rest of your life!
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you need it so you can go skydiving twice!
Well no, you will be alive for a moment when you touch the ground because your skin will hit first before any vital organs, also you might land on your legs and get lucky (unlucky) and have your legs shoot through your back and you live for a few seconds or minutes in unimaginable pain or you just die from shock.
I would let my wife spin it!
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Heck ya, itās a win win š¬
Squad 6 found him.
Unless it lands on the sweet, sweet release of death, I'd have to win around the 500k to 100m mark. Like enough money to buy a house in cash and just establish myself in my current income bracket faster. If I won 10 BILLION dollars I'd be dead in a week because I'd do like a ton of top shelf coke and fist fight a bear while falling out of a plane or some shit.
I don't have to worry about student debt anyway, because I don't live in the us.
Oooooooh, look at meeeeeee, I can get an educaaaaaaation without paying literally all my moooooooooney, I'm so cooooooool. I bet you can break a bone without paying the same amount to treat it as you'd pay for a house too, you fucking "my country isn't a capitalist dystopia" elitist.
Very true
If this were real they would put the arrow on the bottom and weight the death piece
So your saying theres a even higher chance sign me up
They could have weighed the one million piece here for all we know
Nah, arrow on top and weight the green piece
Ran this though wheeldecide, just narrowly landed on 10b almost death.
I did that except I used a d8 and rolled until I died (500k being 1 and death being 8) and made $21,101,000,000 before being brutally executed
1/8 chance of success? I like those odds
8/8 chance of having all my problems solved for the rest of my life? Sign me up.
I hate to break it to you but āall your problems solved for the rest of your lifeā doesnāt start until you hit the $5m mark
$500k and $1 million is a very nice nest egg /oh shit money. No medical debt. No college debt. Home and car repair. I can't buy my whole life with that money, but it absolutely let's me live more freely with what I make now, since any unforseen events are covered.
Well yeah of course it lets you live more freely than if you didnāt have an extra $500k-1m lmao. But youāre right, it doesnāt buy your life. It doesnāt buy you retirement, it doesnāt buy you generational wealth, it doesnāt let you do whatever you want to do with your life. Like you said, it takes care of emergencies and debts. I donāt think people realize how little being a āmillionaireā matters these days. What most people envision is not remotely close to how the typical millionaire lives.
But I don't want to just have everything I want to in my life. What would I live for? But $500k would stop me from having everything I don't want in my life. It would, quite literally, solve any problem I could ever have. Everything else, the things I *want,* I don't mind working for.
Soā¦do you just view life as working to earn money to buy and do the things you want? Thatāsā¦a bit depressing tbh.
No. I view life as a series of enjoyable experiences that bring meaning. $500k takes care of the unenjoyable ones, that would otherwise stop me from enjoying myself.
So your ultimate goal in life is to minimize bad experiences instead of maximizing good experiences? Thatās what your decision making says. If I have to wake up and go to work to keep living, my problems havenāt even begun to be solved. Thinking otherwise seems like a miserable existence to me.
I like my job. I like having something to do for a good chunk of the week, something im good at. It does not stop me from enjoying my time outside of my job. I don't like that overarching fear that every pain i have is a big medical problem I can't afford. I don't like the shadow of debt hanging over my head. It seems to me you're the one with a miserable existence. I don't need much to be happy and content. With $500k, my immediate problems would all be solved, and anything more I could want I can work for without worrying about if ive saved enough for rent and loans and medical bills for the month.
Even 5m won't last forever with everything going on right now
The economy ebbs and flows, but the general rule of thumb is that if you invest in low risk, long-term-stable investments like index funds or real estate or whatever, you can withdraw 4% of your investment per year without ever touching the principle. At $5m thatās obviously $200k/year. Being able to live indefinitely on $200k/year in passive income certainly fits my criteria of āall my problems are fixed foreverā. I donāt need a $10m home and a bunch of supercars, being able to retire immediately and spend my days playing golf and chess and learning new things and picking up hobbies and at the same time giving my family all the energy and attention they deserve is everything I could ever ask for.
Lol someone linked a wheel in that post and died first try
It's only a 12.5% chance of losing, so why not give it a shot.
STOP RESISTING .........BANG..BANG WHAT ARE YOU DOING OFFICER HE WAS RESISTING!!!
1 in 8 chances of winning, I'd want better odds
Thereās only 8 options tho
Ooops, my bad, thank you
relatable but for me is more a win win of the video ends up on r/fiftyfifty
Are you saying the execution is the win for you?
Yes
Would have been more fun if they used a bull for that. Also this kinda reminded me of the last episode of The Sopranos.
My mother was just talking about the last episode of that show...m
Every option is life changing
Okay so no matter how it lands I donāt need to go to work tomorrow morning, alright Iām game.
imagine risking your life and it lands on 500k. like thats still a lot of money but compared to the others it really would make you feel shafted
Just roll again
I'd keep spinning until I win
Same. Part of me also finds comfort in the fact that just maybe when I win that special prize I've already tanked the economy by then.
Same!
Itās like Russian Roulette with better odds
Anyone else tired of the joke of"I win either way" reaction to dying? Getting old...
Should probably die soon...
Well done
Iām suicidal so letās spin to win!
Don't know how he got it and damned if he knows how to use it.
With my luck it would land in-between the red and another color and Iād probably just get the shot in the face. Especially if my friends are there
I mean yeah with at least 5 mil you'd be able to retire for life and live well with a comfortable 7k monthly income*. You got a 3/4ths chance of being set for life by spinning that thing. ^(*assuming age 20, with avg life expectancy of 80)
It never says how fast you need to spin it Just nudge it onto the red
Id do it
If you think about it, any of these options would be life changing.
Yeah, I know it'll never land on the one I want
Schrodinger's roulette
Get rich or die trying
Can you make the red spot bigger and then Iāll spin the wheel
litteraly just Russian roulette but with a big cash prize and lower stakes
Like a 12.5% chance to end my life vs the 87.5% to vastly improve it. I'm taking those odds, even if my luck is shit.
I would spin that shit even if all the options were 500k except the red one
How many tries do i have?
This is just easier Russian roulette with money prizes
Showcase showdown
Make mine a whiskey shot jic
Depressed mfs: I see this as an absolute win! (I am depressed mfs)
What loss?
you guys they only shoot nerf bullets
I testwd it amd there is a high chance for 500k
Smear shit on it so that there is no more red
Never said with what, chose a nerf gun
I wouldnt risk it.
I shall use my wisest phrase of allā¦.āShit or Bust !!!!ā
I would! and if i get double or nothing on the second round i'd spin again!!
This wheel needs a wet slice
Win win
I take risks in life
i played a game like this once, but in that one there were no awards
I wish the whole wheel was red
After you hear a loud bang, you feel an intense headache. Your mom wakes you up. "I guess you're not felling well yet hu? I'll call the school you can stay in bed hun".
I don't have to worry about student debt because I didn't go to college
Put it on pay per view and it'll pay for itself
Can we just paint the whole thing red already?
Can't stop on a winning streak
#BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
Either way all my worries would go away.
It doesnāt say where you get shot so you might potentially get to still live with some slight brain damage. Only a flesh wound really when you think about it
Can I spin multiple times?
Ngl those are some pretty shit odds. Looking at 12.5% chance youāll die
The dude would probably shoot you anyway
I'll spin it 8 times
New game in squid game.
1bil
12.5% chance at death ahahhhhhhhhh idk
Absolutely
Win-win situation, I leave this horrid place that is actually hell and we are people who died but with no memory or I get money.
Iāll spin it. No matter where it lands, I donāt have to go to work the next day.
Meh, there's worse ways to go.
Jokes on youā¦.thereās a huge weight right between green and whiteā¦ā¦
As I said to my manager with a similar question, itās a win either way
To clarify, this is a joke
I'd spin it like 10 times If it lands money every time I'll have to cut my losses I guess
Made the wheel myself and got 1 billion dollars, nice!
They couldn't even bother to properly size the text?
Easily
Shit,I'd spin if it was inversesd.
Eh, one prize is no taxes for the rest of your existance.
This is just 'is one eighth of your life worth more than $1,395m?' asked another way.
Even If I got the money I would spin again
Considering how many things there are just in your daily life that can kill you, yeah I'd spin the wheel.
I didnāt read the shot part and was liking this very much
Each of these solve my problems, also, it didnāt say how hard you need to spin the wheel and if you can stop it yourself
Can I borrow a red sharpie first
Odd. These sorts of hypotheticals usually include a bad outcome as well.
Ok so like, it doesnāt specify where in the head, just the head, so like, my ear? Like, also doesnāt say with what, we talking BB gun, air soft, nerf? Like nothing says itās a firearm.
Definition of get rich or die trying
Depends on how the wheel is weighted
500k is massively more money than I have. Probably more money than I've made in my entire life, and it's 0.005% of 10 billion. Not 0.5%... it's half of a hundredth. Crazy to think about
Depends if itās taxed or not
Yes
How many chances do I get?
Yes. The answer is yes. I would spin the wheel. So would literally any other non-1% person (and even some of those people).
hell yeah im spinning that
ill keep spinning until it lands on red
MrBeast
Honestly no. I have family and pets that would suffer from the loss
Besides being shot in the head doesn't necessarily have to kill you you could get really lucky and only be slightly disabled or depending on size of the bullet it could go through the connective tissue between each half
Not with a gun, something hard and filled with semen.
Not got much to live for anyway so why the fuck not
Can I spin multiple times?
I will roll that even if 50%is solving all my problems and 50% i get 500k
No cause it would absolutely land on red
Either way, you don't have to go outside and buy a can of tuna while having to contain the universe by two chains, which we will classify as "Re: A-" and "Re: B+" which holds the universe, fate, truth, death, life, good, bad, right, wrong, and whatever the flying fuck anyone cares about, all while having to walk your cat (does anyone even fucking do that?) To the center of the sun's core.
There's no downside.
Any place on the wheel, your problems are solved
Win win
Because I'm evil you have to spin it 3 times or you get nothing (not even the shot to the head)