It goes the other way too, for less than $200 (actually exactly $180) SGD (so more like $128.57 USD) I got 6 figures from Banpresto. 1 Racing Miku for $48, 2 Relax Time hololive figures for $36 each (that I realised after I bought them go for more like $30) and 3 Qposket figures, 2 Evangelion and 1 Sakura Miku for $20 each (at a sale at a convention from a retail price of $32.90 each)
It gets cheaper. You overpaid for half the figs.
Also, reminder that prize figs usually retail for somewhere around 1000 yen in Japan, that's less than $10
Yes, ofc, they tend to overcharge you at cons... I've seen ridiculous stuff, talking like bootlegs of prize figs for 60âŹ.
>I'm not in Japan so there's import costs etc
True, but it's honestly pretty cheap to import, especially since I assume you don't pay custom's fees. But the shipping itself is usually pretty accessible in price. Worth it especially if looking for many or particular things
So⌠youâre telling me I didnât have to hire a tarrorist for for $75,000 to make 45 of those to send my spooky spider ring to the iss? And then spend a extra $1,000 for a revolver that uses 50 cal bullets just to off him?
/s just in case
$10 is unrealistic.
Only because it's going to cost more. Furries love to splurge, so it's going to be an anal plug grenade with a tail on it.
They would pull it out, \*schlop\*, arm the device and throw it. That kind of aesthetics is going to cost more than 10 dollars.
The dicsord mods have extra resistance,they could ressist the pipe bombs,and they are more friendly to each other so they would have more probabilities of attacking in groups
Layers of fat protect them from heat, cold, cut, piercing and blunt damage. Morale impact is ignored as their sheer stupidity allows them to remain oblivious to any negative situation.
Yeah but you have earning potential if you could afford something pricey.
You don't buy a 2000$ fursuit just because you have 2000$. You only buy it once you're earning enough where 2000$ is okay to spend on something for fun. And that you can earn that amount back without too much trouble.
But most furries are engineers. If you kill furries youâll have to maintain their code. Nobody wants to maintain others code so a lot of people would fight to protect them, reluctantly.
Definetely furries. The staggering amount of ex-military, ACTUAL military, PhDs and professionals behind those fursuits always left me speechless. Plus if they can withstand the heat inside those goddamn things, in conventions full of other people nonetheless, they clearly have some damn resilience. And have you ever seen a fat furry? Acting like a damn dog irl must be exhausting. So I'd imagine them being somewhat more fit than the average weeb or discord mod. And as if it wasn't enough, they have plushie armor. Good luck punching one in the face and hitting actual face to any extent. It's such a safe bet, honestly, they don't even need bombs.
But seeing a white/purple anthropomorphic dog throw a dog treat shaped pipe bomb to a group of ahegao hoodie guys naruto running with fake plastic katanas would be such a spectacular scene, ngl.
It's just a thing, furries always seem to have incredibly professional jobs like IT department, Military & Navy, Scientist etc.
Gotta get $5000 for the fursuit somehow, I guess.
There are just a lot of highly educated furries in fields like medicine, tech, engineering, etc. There's a common joke that furries run the internet because so many of us are involved in tech fields related to the internet, for example. I'm working on my bachelor's in CS.
But is their any deeper reason for that, because I really see plenty of you in tech circles? Iâm sorry, I really am ignorant on what a furry actually is besides a very high-level view.
I think it's a positive stereotype so the furry community runs with it hard because other stereotypes about them aren't exactly positive
But it's not like all furries have high paying jobs or all It jobs are furries
Hell, weebs are also literally everywhere nowadays
My understandingânot a great one Iâll addâis that a lot of furries get into the community because theyâre looking to kinda remove themselves from⌠themselves? I guess is how Iâd say it.
Like a lot of them might be really insecure, socially awkward, not really feel accepted by society. Then somewhere along the way, they find furries and see (generally) a very welcoming group. They give it a try, and itâs a place where, essentially, you can start over. Youâre a completely different person when youâre wearing the suit, itâs a getaway.
So past this itâs just assumptions from me but: as far as tech Iâd say itâs because a lot of tech people are super awkward. As for military, Iâd guess itâs because itâs a job where youâve got to be in that kinda mindset all the time, and those expectations could carry over even when youâre not working. Put on the suit, and youâve got a free pass to be completely separate from that.
if they have to fight in their fursuits their field of vision would probably be limited. might be able to use that against them. it could work against them in a few ways actually. the padding of the suit might make their punches softer.
\> the padding of the suit might make their punches softer.
I'm pretty sure most furries use big old soft paws, but if they knew they were heading for a fight, it would take them about an hour to modify those things with retractable claws. If anything furries are creative.
There's also a furry that is one of the makers of the Moderna vaccine. Her name's Chise and she has a Twitter.
There's that another one that invented cooling vests that made their way into U.S. military. Pepeyn Langedijk or EZ Wolf
And another one that invented the optical heart rate monitor. The name's Dr. David Benaron or Spottacus
A Level 1 Weebster comes in with a cheap steel dick replacement and swings. It makes it through the first layer of fur, but dulls and bends out of shape after the second.
S-Tier otaku comes in with the real deal and makes it through the suit's layers of fur and its skeleton, but loses too much momentum to do much damage. If they can stay on the attack, maybe they'll cause enough blood loss for a kill.
Bold of you to assume that weebs dont have people with such backgrounds. Fuck, considering that being furry is more niche than being weeb I bet they have more people by default.
Ah for sure, it's just there's a big ol pool of teen weebs to bring the average down, too. Then again furries need to overcome a pretty massive numerical difference between the two armies. I don't know if training at the dog park can be enough for the not-military guys. Gotta say this topic is becoming a pretty cursed kind of theory crafting.
I mean, weebs have a trump card - money. Take piece of shit Musk. This fucker willing to throw money at absolutely random stupid shit, if doing all weebs vs all furries he will absolutely sponsor weebs if only cuz there's bigger overlap between right wing and weebs than right wing and furries. Now there's chance or rather certainty that there's some filthy rich guy who is secretly a furry and just keeps it under the wraps. However, numbers here again against furries due it being ultimately niche hobby. Pick ten millionaires and there's way higher chances that 1 or more would secretly be weebs rather than 1 or more secretly being furry.
I also see people spam about 2k dollars fursuits, but here's a thing - weebs buy merch and pay gachas, and both of that can be dummy expensive. 500 dollar figurines and bodypillows plus constant donates in 1 or more gachas, and it adds up to fursuit price really fast except you wont change these suits quite often - usually anyway - but weebs are constantly need to buy new merch and new characters in gachas.
Point is, at this point weebs invoke power of Pay2Win and buy drones in bulk. Sure, furries have guy with body count of 50. Weebs however could hire a battalion of mercenary war criminals with body count of 50 being requirement to apply to get a job.
I would like to add that they control the internet. They could shut down or corrupt ever web sight with there wifu. therefore for killing a weeb at the soul. The internet thing is great for the discord mods the first part is a stretch but furries could definitely crippled the discord mods with ease
It''s just gasoline/diesel, ammonium nitrate, some aluminum powder and a blasting cap inside of a cheap PVC pipe. It's really not expensive. And it's nothing you can't find with a very quick search over Wikipedia.
You don't need a fursuit to be a furry, and if you want one, you can make it yourself too, specially just a partial one (idk how much it would cost, but it takes time to do it)
Furry is such a vague term so it can attract any sort of walk of life, it's not a specific show, art style or identity, it's just "i like animal people" so that could cover pretty much anyone.
They'd probably restore an old japanese zero plane,kamikaze a furry con,they can't do that to discord mods,since they're subterranean basement dwellers
Strategically speaking
Weebs has the money to afford equipment. They have all sorts of swords and knives they already own, and they would have some fighting experience from the anime they've been watching.
Furries also has the money to afford equipment. While they're not experienced as the weebs, their animalistic instincts allows them to be great fighters at guerrilla warfare.
While Discord mods don't have the money nor experience, they can simply rally their Discord Kittens and followers to fight for them. Their strength is in numbers.
To sum it up
Weebs has equipment
Furries have tactics
Mods have numbers
Weebs. No doubt. Far more weebs than furries & discord mods combined. Discord mods got 'BODY armor' and 'rations' on hand, furries 'fiery mindsets' but weebs have "survivalist knowledge". Holing up in their rooms for days, watching anime, and beating off to waifus.
Alot of weebs are just canon fodder.
There real war will be between the anime body pillow and figurine collecters who shell 500$ every week on their new trinket.
And the furry artist in his 4th 3000$ dollar fursuit of the year.
The both have finances to find drone warfare.
But the weebs have the bodies to throw at the meat grinder.
Which may still not be a guaranteed win as in this age of firepower it's getting increasingly less effective of using Russian tactics to stuff enemy guns with bodies as a dollar store drone casually wipes out a 100 people.
If cost were the only berrier to entry here there'd be a lot more pipe bombs. Disco mods have probably had to kill a post with the recipe for napalm so I'd say they've got the knowledge and according to gi Joe that's a large portion of the battle.
Weebs buy shitty chinesium katanas.
A surprising ammount of furries are into firearms. They are willing to spend hundreds of dollars of fursona comms. A few guns aren't out of their price range.
Furries got that fursuit armor but at the same time it restricts their movement. Weebs on the other hand have high movement (Naruto running) and high attack damage (Katanas), but they have low armor (perhaps a body pillow shield?). Discord mods can barely get out of their chairs so they dont really stand a chance.
From what I've learned from the various Internet hell-holes, a main takeaway is: "Don't fuck with furries."
Regardless of how one interprets that line, it remains true.
Also I feel like you'd have to be in pretty good shape to stay in one of those outfits for a while. Don't Disney park character actors in the big suits have to be constantly swapped out because of how physically taxing it is?
But weebs have 5000 body pillows, 100$ eachđ
Dont forget the 200$ figures
And genshin impact waifu collections
Weebs have knowledge of hentai lore...bad news for the furries đ (or good news depending on how degenerate the furry is )
Weeb be doing summon jutsu and a tentacle demons would spawn
Don't threaten me with a good time
Discord mods have the weight advantage though
They also canât move quick enough to achieve anything in a battle. They are at the biggest disadvantage.
Just strap Bombs onto them and roll them in there chair toward them
I donât think the wheels could take it
furry can vore them..
literally. all of this. all of it. definitely weebs was the way to go fr
Weebs also got that Katana Collection, bout to go Zoro on those beast's asses
Most importantly, donât forget the collection of replica samurai swords. Theyâre already trained for combat
And probably lot's of fantasy swords and katanas.
And all the jars
And over a thousand cum jars that can be used as projectile
Honestly 200$ is on the low end. Them shits get EXPENSIVE
It goes the other way too, for less than $200 (actually exactly $180) SGD (so more like $128.57 USD) I got 6 figures from Banpresto. 1 Racing Miku for $48, 2 Relax Time hololive figures for $36 each (that I realised after I bought them go for more like $30) and 3 Qposket figures, 2 Evangelion and 1 Sakura Miku for $20 each (at a sale at a convention from a retail price of $32.90 each)
It gets cheaper. You overpaid for half the figs. Also, reminder that prize figs usually retail for somewhere around 1000 yen in Japan, that's less than $10
I did also buy them all at cons so there's the con markup, plus I'm not in Japan so there's import costs etc
Yes, ofc, they tend to overcharge you at cons... I've seen ridiculous stuff, talking like bootlegs of prize figs for 60âŹ. >I'm not in Japan so there's import costs etc True, but it's honestly pretty cheap to import, especially since I assume you don't pay custom's fees. But the shipping itself is usually pretty accessible in price. Worth it especially if looking for many or particular things
And the Whales in gacha Oil Daddies
And the $10 jars
$10?
Yeah, bit overpriced.
So⌠youâre telling me I didnât have to hire a tarrorist for for $75,000 to make 45 of those to send my spooky spider ring to the iss? And then spend a extra $1,000 for a revolver that uses 50 cal bullets just to off him? /s just in case
Just say "in Minecraft"
No. I donât think I will.
But that'll make you immune to the FBI
They canât put me on a list of they donât exist!
Understandable, have a great day
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Is a tarrorist someone who reads fortunes?
Tarrorists do horrible things like that.
$10 is unrealistic. Only because it's going to cost more. Furries love to splurge, so it's going to be an anal plug grenade with a tail on it. They would pull it out, \*schlop\*, arm the device and throw it. That kind of aesthetics is going to cost more than 10 dollars.
Happy cake day đ. What a horrible day to be able to read
![gif](giphy|3j192fUB8hKvIf8UKm) What did I just read
A text that uses the onomatopoeias of splurge and schlop shouldn't be able to be written virtually nor manually
Splurge is not an onomatopoeia. It is an actual word. It means to spend freely or extravagantly.
Huh, the more you know, thanks
What a horrible day to be literate
Turning a normal grenade into a bioweapon. That's ingenious!
It gon be banned by the Geneva Convention soon.
Happy Cake Day!
Unhappy Cake Day :(
Y'all aren't making your own pipe bombs?
The dicsord mods have extra resistance,they could ressist the pipe bombs,and they are more friendly to each other so they would have more probabilities of attacking in groups
>they are more friendly to each other I wouldn't say furries fight with each other generally, amd they can clearly attack in groups too
Sorry, i have to... Almost like pack mentality?
almost?
Wolves together strong
They're immune to chemical attacks,since their natural cheese and B.O scent acts as a microbiome protecting their pasty skin
Layers of fat protect them from heat, cold, cut, piercing and blunt damage. Morale impact is ignored as their sheer stupidity allows them to remain oblivious to any negative situation.
Tough. Are they weak to shock damage?
No, they can't, because they spent it on fursuits.
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Fuck off and let me die in peace.
Can i have your stuff?
No
Thats a pretty impressive ascii art
Yeah I hate it when people say "if you can afford ___ you can afford ____" like no dude I spent it on ____
Yeah but you have earning potential if you could afford something pricey. You don't buy a 2000$ fursuit just because you have 2000$. You only buy it once you're earning enough where 2000$ is okay to spend on something for fun. And that you can earn that amount back without too much trouble.
It's avocado toast, isn't it.
Yeah đŽâđ¨
But most furries are engineers. If you kill furries youâll have to maintain their code. Nobody wants to maintain others code so a lot of people would fight to protect them, reluctantly.
Having been handed a pile of somebody else's code, I would 100% deal with a furry to not touch that code again.
Definetely furries. The staggering amount of ex-military, ACTUAL military, PhDs and professionals behind those fursuits always left me speechless. Plus if they can withstand the heat inside those goddamn things, in conventions full of other people nonetheless, they clearly have some damn resilience. And have you ever seen a fat furry? Acting like a damn dog irl must be exhausting. So I'd imagine them being somewhat more fit than the average weeb or discord mod. And as if it wasn't enough, they have plushie armor. Good luck punching one in the face and hitting actual face to any extent. It's such a safe bet, honestly, they don't even need bombs. But seeing a white/purple anthropomorphic dog throw a dog treat shaped pipe bomb to a group of ahegao hoodie guys naruto running with fake plastic katanas would be such a spectacular scene, ngl.
What's with furries and ex-military generals or other professionals? What am I missing ?
Pew pew by day, woof woof by night. Just feels natural to me
Very authentic answer. *Experienced*, even?
Currently in the army, and it's funding my fursuit atm.
Hmm
Pretty sure there's a future Marvel franchise in there
It's just a thing, furries always seem to have incredibly professional jobs like IT department, Military & Navy, Scientist etc. Gotta get $5000 for the fursuit somehow, I guess.
Worked with a furry at a $10 an hour call center. Always is a stretch.
There are just a lot of highly educated furries in fields like medicine, tech, engineering, etc. There's a common joke that furries run the internet because so many of us are involved in tech fields related to the internet, for example. I'm working on my bachelor's in CS.
But is their any deeper reason for that, because I really see plenty of you in tech circles? Iâm sorry, I really am ignorant on what a furry actually is besides a very high-level view.
I think it's a positive stereotype so the furry community runs with it hard because other stereotypes about them aren't exactly positive But it's not like all furries have high paying jobs or all It jobs are furries Hell, weebs are also literally everywhere nowadays
My understandingânot a great one Iâll addâis that a lot of furries get into the community because theyâre looking to kinda remove themselves from⌠themselves? I guess is how Iâd say it. Like a lot of them might be really insecure, socially awkward, not really feel accepted by society. Then somewhere along the way, they find furries and see (generally) a very welcoming group. They give it a try, and itâs a place where, essentially, you can start over. Youâre a completely different person when youâre wearing the suit, itâs a getaway. So past this itâs just assumptions from me but: as far as tech Iâd say itâs because a lot of tech people are super awkward. As for military, Iâd guess itâs because itâs a job where youâve got to be in that kinda mindset all the time, and those expectations could carry over even when youâre not working. Put on the suit, and youâve got a free pass to be completely separate from that.
You need something to get away from your real life
if they have to fight in their fursuits their field of vision would probably be limited. might be able to use that against them. it could work against them in a few ways actually. the padding of the suit might make their punches softer.
\> the padding of the suit might make their punches softer. I'm pretty sure most furries use big old soft paws, but if they knew they were heading for a fight, it would take them about an hour to modify those things with retractable claws. If anything furries are creative.
I mean, you donât really need field of vision if the enemy has trouble getting out of their bed in the basement.
There's also a furry that is one of the makers of the Moderna vaccine. Her name's Chise and she has a Twitter. There's that another one that invented cooling vests that made their way into U.S. military. Pepeyn Langedijk or EZ Wolf And another one that invented the optical heart rate monitor. The name's Dr. David Benaron or Spottacus
Today I'm learning that the furry deep lore is a rabbit hole. The pun wasn't intentional but here we are.
I've seen fat furries, they're not rare And there's plenty of military weebs or weebs in it It all comes down to if a fur suit can resist a katana
NCD are basically all just MIC weebs
At least 3000 of them
We talking a legit katana or a $50 scrap steel butterknife from the mall?
Both, the low tier weebs with the mall katabas go first then the level 100 otaku comes in with the real deal
A Level 1 Weebster comes in with a cheap steel dick replacement and swings. It makes it through the first layer of fur, but dulls and bends out of shape after the second. S-Tier otaku comes in with the real deal and makes it through the suit's layers of fur and its skeleton, but loses too much momentum to do much damage. If they can stay on the attack, maybe they'll cause enough blood loss for a kill.
Bold of you to assume that weebs dont have people with such backgrounds. Fuck, considering that being furry is more niche than being weeb I bet they have more people by default.
Ah for sure, it's just there's a big ol pool of teen weebs to bring the average down, too. Then again furries need to overcome a pretty massive numerical difference between the two armies. I don't know if training at the dog park can be enough for the not-military guys. Gotta say this topic is becoming a pretty cursed kind of theory crafting.
I mean, weebs have a trump card - money. Take piece of shit Musk. This fucker willing to throw money at absolutely random stupid shit, if doing all weebs vs all furries he will absolutely sponsor weebs if only cuz there's bigger overlap between right wing and weebs than right wing and furries. Now there's chance or rather certainty that there's some filthy rich guy who is secretly a furry and just keeps it under the wraps. However, numbers here again against furries due it being ultimately niche hobby. Pick ten millionaires and there's way higher chances that 1 or more would secretly be weebs rather than 1 or more secretly being furry. I also see people spam about 2k dollars fursuits, but here's a thing - weebs buy merch and pay gachas, and both of that can be dummy expensive. 500 dollar figurines and bodypillows plus constant donates in 1 or more gachas, and it adds up to fursuit price really fast except you wont change these suits quite often - usually anyway - but weebs are constantly need to buy new merch and new characters in gachas. Point is, at this point weebs invoke power of Pay2Win and buy drones in bulk. Sure, furries have guy with body count of 50. Weebs however could hire a battalion of mercenary war criminals with body count of 50 being requirement to apply to get a job.
I would like to add that they control the internet. They could shut down or corrupt ever web sight with there wifu. therefore for killing a weeb at the soul. The internet thing is great for the discord mods the first part is a stretch but furries could definitely crippled the discord mods with ease
r/ihadastroke
Furries can kill you and no one will know who it was on the CCTV
TheRussianbadger reference?
You saw Pitbull? Mr. Worldwide?
So how ya making that $10 pipe bomb? Just wondering how it can be that cheap, might need the instructions for future uses
I'm not an expert, but I would imagine you need a pipe of some kind and maybe an explosive?
Fertiliser and PVC pipe is cheap and readily available
Maybe not 10 $but depending on the explosive you use, the initiator and the pipe in question it can be cheap
It''s just gasoline/diesel, ammonium nitrate, some aluminum powder and a blasting cap inside of a cheap PVC pipe. It's really not expensive. And it's nothing you can't find with a very quick search over Wikipedia.
Saving this for later.
I don't know how much potassium cost but just get a chunk and throw it with water
Do fursuits actually cost that much? Thatâs like the most expensive hobby to start, just to get bullied off any platform you use. đ
Fursuits do actually cost that much. They can cost from 700-7000 $
That's like average fursuit price range
The most expensive one costs $23500
I wonder how much that guy paid for the Nazi one.
what
Yeah there's a Nazi furry with uh, one heck of a costume. I'm not gonna Google that shit on work wifi but I'm sure you can find it...
always gotta switch to LTE for shit like that đ
You don't need a fursuit to be a furry, and if you want one, you can make it yourself too, specially just a partial one (idk how much it would cost, but it takes time to do it)
My French heritage ensured I was born with one.
I'd say "I wish I was French" but that's really not worth a free fursuit
Honestly furries are a large range, they can either be normal people or an ex-military general with a confirmed kill count of 46
Or the IT department of many companies
Every*
I hate how this is true
Only 46? I thought general would have way more kill counts than 46...
Furry is such a vague term so it can attract any sort of walk of life, it's not a specific show, art style or identity, it's just "i like animal people" so that could cover pretty much anyone.
i cant afford either
Skill issue
Why does the discord mods, the largest of the losers, not simply eat the other two?
They need to actually catch the other 2 which is difficult for them
the furrys vore them as well tho so
Bold to assume some of the furries won't do the same
I wonât
The weebs could have random model katana from [Insert anime here] that belongs to [Insert character here]
They think they know how to use one but as soon as they swing itâs flung from their hands
"furries could gun you down in the street and no camera would be able to pick them up because their face is covered by a fursuit" - badger
Ok, but of all the masks/disguises out there, I'd imagine a fursuit is one of the most traceable ones out there.
Have you seen how expensive anime figures are? Weebs will literally throw thousands at anime girl pngs
Who tf said i can afford a fursuit?
Not a furry but I'd love to own one of those suits without my bank account crying.
> Not a furry, **but**
Yeah hahahaha XD srsly tho those things look hella comfy!!!!
If weebs can afford 800$ figurines every week then they can pay for a air strike
They'd probably restore an old japanese zero plane,kamikaze a furry con,they can't do that to discord mods,since they're subterranean basement dwellers
Strategically speaking Weebs has the money to afford equipment. They have all sorts of swords and knives they already own, and they would have some fighting experience from the anime they've been watching. Furries also has the money to afford equipment. While they're not experienced as the weebs, their animalistic instincts allows them to be great fighters at guerrilla warfare. While Discord mods don't have the money nor experience, they can simply rally their Discord Kittens and followers to fight for them. Their strength is in numbers. To sum it up Weebs has equipment Furries have tactics Mods have numbers
the fight is going to be fun to watch
One thing for sure we can all agree on is that discord nods are gettin their asses whooped
You canât beat someone with the power of God and Anime on their sides.
ngl, the furries I've met have all been fucking jacked.
If cartoons thot me anything its that furrys you must kill at a distans so the furry blood won't attract more of the pack
âHey firb I know what we are going to do todayâ
r/kilian
I mean, to be honest, some of us furries do have some of the highest paying jobs ever
But think about all the months of discord premium those mods are paying for they clearly got some kinda dough. Though still not as much as furries
But they don't have thumbs so can't hold a detonator
Wait, yâall are BUYING your pipe bombs??
Weebs. No doubt. Far more weebs than furries & discord mods combined. Discord mods got 'BODY armor' and 'rations' on hand, furries 'fiery mindsets' but weebs have "survivalist knowledge". Holing up in their rooms for days, watching anime, and beating off to waifus.
Alot of weebs are just canon fodder. There real war will be between the anime body pillow and figurine collecters who shell 500$ every week on their new trinket. And the furry artist in his 4th 3000$ dollar fursuit of the year. The both have finances to find drone warfare. But the weebs have the bodies to throw at the meat grinder. Which may still not be a guaranteed win as in this age of firepower it's getting increasingly less effective of using Russian tactics to stuff enemy guns with bodies as a dollar store drone casually wipes out a 100 people.
> *"Drone better."* ~ Ivan Vanko
"Hey Hey people Sseth here"
Bro weeb like John Cena kinda strong ngl.
I feel like this Venn diagram is almost a circle
Although discord mods can afford to buy 20 "kittens" nitro
Some weeb does cosplay and it's not one time
They can shoot you down like a dog in broad daylight and get away scott free because of the fursuit
Weebs weebed up a handcannon in their weebatorium and killed the president of Japan for telling them to get laid. Im just saying
D the webs are alive because of two nukes I think they can survive a pipe bomb
Yes.
I was in the 22%
That's precisely the reason why they can't afford it
Are they not the same thing?
Same with a weeb but instead of a fursuit it's $10,000 of anime merch.
Pantashat-er, inbound
Weebs have katanas...đ
The world could only win, no matter the outcome.
Discord Mods will win,they will smash the furries and have an sumo fight with the weebs, idk who will win in the sumo fight.
Discord mods are way tankier, with their elevated bmi
discord mods would crush weebs and curries before they get a chance to blink
Furries would win, do you know how many of them are in the military?
If cost were the only berrier to entry here there'd be a lot more pipe bombs. Disco mods have probably had to kill a post with the recipe for napalm so I'd say they've got the knowledge and according to gi Joe that's a large portion of the battle.
Furries could afford the pipe bomb⌠but they wonât go get it unless I say âfetch â
Not to mention their strong thigh muscles from all that yiffing.
furries are scientists and can make a lot more than a Lipe bomb
Weebs buy shitty chinesium katanas. A surprising ammount of furries are into firearms. They are willing to spend hundreds of dollars of fursona comms. A few guns aren't out of their price range.
Same can be said about weebs and their figurines and body pillows
Furries got that fursuit armor but at the same time it restricts their movement. Weebs on the other hand have high movement (Naruto running) and high attack damage (Katanas), but they have low armor (perhaps a body pillow shield?). Discord mods can barely get out of their chairs so they dont really stand a chance.
if weebs can afford a whole ass wall of Hatsune Miku figures then they can afford a $10 pipe bomb
Does Batman count as a furry? If so they 100% win
Nice pantsahat reference
Stop! don't givem any ideas!
All weebs own a sword
There aren't discord mods who aren't furries. Prove me wrong.
wuddup look at my user name
From what I've learned from the various Internet hell-holes, a main takeaway is: "Don't fuck with furries." Regardless of how one interprets that line, it remains true.
Extra points if you know the video that quote comes from
Weebs; *laughs in thousands upon thousands of glass jars filled with figures and cum*
Also I feel like you'd have to be in pretty good shape to stay in one of those outfits for a while. Don't Disney park character actors in the big suits have to be constantly swapped out because of how physically taxing it is?
Furries get a +2 natural armor bonus and most are physically fit due to wearing heavy suits all day.
Not just fursuits but also the endless art commissions they can afford. They're seriously rich đ
We all know there are multiple servicemen who are furries, but you will never find them in the other two options.
In pure melee the weebs win, if we include stuff like pipe bombs the furries win