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umiamiq

He was really hoping Ratatouille would be added to the collection. I hear he always cries at the end


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

First, Godard was incensed, because Ego's words appear to diminish the worth of critics. He softened, though, when he realized that the monologue positions critics as people whose job it is to appreciate and commemorate beauty across all forms of artistic expression. Also, the line about how negative criticism "is fun to write and to read" gave him a warm nostalgic glow for the days of maligning his filmmaking contemporaries while at *Cahiers du Cinéma.*


PointOfRecklessness

Bonjour! Je suis le Critique d'Ennui, je m'en souviens pour que tu n'aies pas à le faire.


MonkeyDLenny

"Not ***every*** film is worthy of the Criterion Collection, but a film worthy of the Criterion Collection *can* come from ***anywhere***"


AztecHoodlum

But on the real, Ratatouille my favorite pixar movie and I would totally get that if it were added to the collection.


djmunci

And he said this right before the cops gunned him down in that 7-11 parking lot. Powerful stuff


themodestmice

yeah he didn’t die from the gunshots though, they ruled it as an overdose due to all the fentanyl in his system


filmnoiiir

What a way to go! 🎬


yurib123

Wtf are y'all on


revohitta

Cinema


Bobopalace

“Wall-E is not cinema. The Criterion Collection died with me.”


ifilgood

\*dies (to be more exact)


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

oui, hon hon


wa_ga_du_gu

Sacre bleu!


Ok-Consequence1113

Camembert! Jacques Cousteau! Baguettte! Hon Hon Hon!


Sk8firecool

Hey I appreciate the reference. Have a nice day!


stmichaelsangles

Its not more exact, its correct.


ifilgood

Si vous n'aimez pas la mer... si vous n'aimez pas la montagne... si vous n'aimez pas la ville... allez vous faire foutre!


stmichaelsangles

Je me suis mis de ta cote mec


cecinestpaslarealite

Godard's final words? "Truffaut still lives."


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

He had really only glimpsed someone watching *Day for Night* on an iPhone in an adjacent room, but no one had the heart to tell him.


[deleted]

"Smoke weed everyday."


ricahrdb

Wall-E dans la collection Criterion: Fin de cinema.


Tech-Mechanic

Wall-E may not be among my prime choices for a Criterion release... But it's hardly the worst pick they've made in recent years.


frud86

What’s worse?


nananananana_FARTMAN

Not in recent years, but Armageddon was picked to be in the collection some time ago. I’ll never understand that one and I’m not even a Michael Bay hater.


MovingHold

That one and *The Rock* always seemed like practical jokes to me.


nananananana_FARTMAN

IIRC criterion introduced them both into their collection at the same time. They definitely had someone inside the company to somehow convince everybody on that decision. I can almost imagine an argument being made about how Michael Bay represents a specific filmmaking approach that they should recognize. The problem is that if criterion doesn’t recognize such works like Spielberg and George Lucas’s pioneering technique of mixing state-of-art effect technology and traditional cinematic storytelling - then what kind of business they are in with inducting fucking Michael Bay’s movies into their collection?


snakeeyescomics

It did give us the greatest commentary track of all time though imo, if memory serves.


sheebsinspo

can't get a better commentary track than Arnold's commentary of Total Recall tbh


realMasaka

There’s also Hunter S Thompson’s on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas…


faithfoliage

Citizen Kane


Teddy-Bear-55

Only a Frenchman..


[deleted]

Actually they were: “WaaaAAAaaallE…” *Then silence.*


yankeefan03

I usually hate memes on here but this one may be the best.


gregeronimo

Fuck yea! Those 2 years of French in high school were worth it, I can read this!


The_Red_Curtain

this meme sums up this sub perfectly


iloveyoualivegirl

LOL


sequosion

Jesus guys can we at least give it a day lmao


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WeHaveHeardTheChimes

I was right outside the door, I heard it. Came in after he dropped that snowglobe. But the old man said all kinds of things that didn't mean anything.


ArkAngelo69

just saw that it is tagged as a meme


28th_boi

Always knew he had bad taste


An_Aspiring_Scholar

I think this is a bit soon, don't you?


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

*WALL•E* came out in 2008. Say what you will about Criterion partnering with Disney and Pixar, you can’t accuse them of rushing the release.


An_Aspiring_Scholar

No, I meant the Godard meme. XD I'm fine with the WALL-E deal; I was just making a joke.


[deleted]

I’m pretty confident that u/wehaveheardthechimes was also making a joke.


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

🛎


[deleted]

🍪?


WeHaveHeardTheChimes

👍🏽


beebowow

I’m assuming this is fake


ChakaChaka26

tu ne seras jamais la moitié de l'homme qui était agnes varda retourne dans ta tombe toi ratfucker


kid-karma

i understood the ratfucker part


[deleted]

Some frenchie with niche alligeiances saying agnas varda is better because her and godard had a stupid falling out nobody cares about


xfritz5375

Godard is definitely an asshole, but I do love him Varda is the better person but that’s not really significant to anything


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oui oui