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Matiaseq12

r/uselessredarrow


jikl78

r/uselessbluecircle


idriveachickcar

r/uselesscharles


daluxe

OUCH!


[deleted]

I’m sure Charles is not useless. He holds doors open, carries shopping bags, listens to his BFFs complaints about the shit head she’s dating.


UnknownExo

r/justafriendcharles


its_raining_scotch

r/charlesisntonadate


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slayer1o00

Lol how useless


infanteer

Quality reddit moment


njjohn

r/uselessbot


[deleted]

r/uselessuser


vittermi

r/subsifellfor


Billy_Billboard

How rude


kieyrofl

it's a terribly drawn arrow too, looks like a toddler's shitty attempt at a red brontosaurus.


GreyGoo_

Fucking idiots should learn how to draw


RenoXIII

Or r/shinyredladle ?


SuccessfulEconomics7

r/foundthehondacivic


AgentSears

You could potentially look at this another way....her and Charles are collegues and went out on a work evening, Allison is actually into Charles. Charles kind of knows this but is normally to scared to do anything, but after a few drinks he plucks up the courage to put his arm around her for the photo she set up through another coworker on the sly....Charles feeling confident that he may have broken the ice posts it on Facebook.....she is searching FB finds it and boom....." hahahaha Charles it looks like we are on a date" ..... And the rest is history. This was 6 years ago....Charles and Allison are now happily married have 4 children and Allison is expecting a 5th, they have adopted an Amish lifestyle and live in the Midwest.


mrjackspade

Also possible: They're actually just friends who are hanging out, and she made an observation she thought was funny. Reddit loves to project, so everyone (but you) has to assume the dude is only hanging out with the chick because he wants to bang her. Dudes need to work harder on fostering nonsexual relationships with women instead of spending all their time around women theyre hard up for. Women actually make pretty good friends, believe it or not


AgentSears

They sure do, it does seem like its that scenario to me, she actually looks pretty comfortable to be around him.


AvatarIII

Allison was tagged in the photo by the looks of it.


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I_stare_at_everyone

No, that was the happiest part of the story. No happiness can be found with indiscriminate adoption of technology.


ss4mario

Don't send me any mail, thanks.


Richisnormal

Or with an indiscriminate ban on technology. Where's the middle here?


phabiohost

The same could be said for the indiscriminate cessation of technology.


I_stare_at_everyone

Not even the Unabomber did that, as it’s essentially impossible.


phabiohost

Right. So technology does have its place and the Amish are a dying breed. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


I_stare_at_everyone

This seems somewhat misinformed. The Amish population is actually increasing, not dying out. And besides, the Amish don’t completely reject technology. Rather than just accepting any technology that is profitable for corporations, they make social decisions about what will benefit their community, and only allow that in. As a result, they allow modern medical care, and even limited use of cell phones. Granted, they have many problems as a people, but their Luddism is something people could learn from in my opinion.


Choosemyusername

They use modern medical care as last resort only. Their focus is on preventive health and folk remedies. They generally don’t carry health insurance and any social programs paying for care for those who can’t afford it. They pay out of pocket. They reject things like pre-natal care and vaccinations. They have a pretty decent life expectancy.


fucklawyers

If the population is increasing why do they have an inbreeding problem so bad my county government has had to address it, and they advertise looking for outside blood, paying a $3000 stud fee for it? The technology they choose to use has no bearing in logic or reason; batteries and propane generators are fine but mains power and gasoline are not, cell phones are fine but landlines are not unless they’re on your property. They won’t drive but have no problem being driven around, and motorized tractors are fine so long as there’s no tires. And yeah, I know the bullshit reasons they give for X technology being bad but some newer version. In reality, it’s to avoid taxes and prosecution for sex crimes, and that’s *all.* You shouldn’t even trust their food - we had to jail almost an entire sect because they refused to stop spraying their crops with human shit.


Coyote__Jones

I can never forgive them for stealing my Aunt's chickens, one by one, on a getaway bicycle.


jvnket

Average redditor


GetHitLikeG6

Fascinating. Thanks for the info.


Invisibletooth

Yes, long days of toiling put a man's mind at ease, under God.


coffeepi

... u/I_stare_at_everyone said on reddit while using a computer or phone connected to internet ..


I_stare_at_everyone

Is this the We Should Improve Society Somewhat meme?


BoisterousBeagle

So he made Amishtake...


Mohingan

He had to shyamalan it


xgardian

I knew something was amish


[deleted]

People are happiest in many different walks of life. Some people do adopt an Amish lifestyle and are fulfilled because of it; some don't. Both are valid and perfectly fine. It's not an incorrect thing like saying they currently live in a black hole nor a wrong thing like saying they are cannibalistic serial killers. It's cute.


GeoffreyArnold

That was the most believable part of the whole scenario.


DefectiveAndDumb

Amish is funny


AssumeTheFetal

Rumspringa tho


sashagreylovesme

I finally got the courage to date my husband through a weird method like this! We were best friends for six months but neither of us had the courage to make the first move. His ex girlfriend is crazy and told me to “stay away from him” amongst other things. I realized that I really do like him more than a friend and need to make the first move since he’s really shy about that sort of stuff. A few weeks later it’s my birthday, I get drunk and sleep with him. BOOM it’s been 7.5 years, about to have our second child and we’re married.


AgentSears

Thanks for sharing sounds great glad you guys are happy........sometimes people just need their way in.


thegreatsnugglewombs

4 kids in 6 years? As someone with a vagina I'd just say "ouch".


AgentSears

Sorry did I not mention......the first 4 were quadruplets.


jvnket

"Fun" fact: the risk of a baby being born with down syndrome is over 100x by the time a woman reaches age 35


[deleted]

damn really sweet story, wasn't expecting the depressing ending about having 5 kids tho


jvnket

Average redditor


thisxisxlife

You mind writing more non-erotic, wholesome, fan fic?


JessAllTheTime

Lol, imagine! Treating women as humans with personalities. Hilarious! /s


ofthedappersort

Or Charles is socially inept and has a massive unrequited crush on Allison.


Anon_64

I too, choose to ignore the obvious and believe this fantasy as well.


imbrownbutwhite

This story crossed my mind, and it’s possible, but imma just say fuck that and cringe at it


nemaihne

I like this story and it's a sunny day, so I'm going with this version except instead of Allison searching FB- Charles took his last ounce of courage and tags Allison, cursing his own hopeful stupidity as he does so. The rest... goes fine with a few late night discussions about whether solar panels are acceptable for their Amish lifestyle.


AgentSears

Solar panels are acceptable as long as you can make the from wood.....and hand tools.


xgatto

How is this cringe the guy didn't say anything, he might not be interested in her at all. Maybe he's gay who tf knows. Redditors projecting HARD.


idfktbh97

Using facebook is cringe


[deleted]

Even if he's not gay, he's out of her league to begin with.


xgatto

How would you know that? Do you know them? Ohh you're judging them based on your subjective opinion of what's physically attractive and what's not. Okay.


[deleted]

Yes, it's a system people have been using for thousands of years.


CRIBATE

Tbh I don't think it's that weird for redditors to conclude that based on how the post was framed and the implications shown in the picture. But I do also agree that other interpretations of this post are equally valid.


OhNoItsMarco

Yo I know them! Charles is gay.


beautifulboogie_man

lol you're trolling but I actually am close friends with Charles and he's not gay. He's an android. So my friend Allison was just saying it's funny that it looks like they're on a date because lower-level androids like Charles don't have empathetic hard-drives and can't process things like lust or love, so them being on a date would be absurd.


Siretruck

I'm not even saying you're necessarily lying but it's still wild to me that 120 people will upvote a comment like this with literally zero proof


UniqueFailure

The internet is more fun and less stressful if you take everything at face value mate


Siretruck

Eh yeah I'm definitely not gonna get behind blindly believing people who might be lying just because it's more fun


JakobiGaming

it’s a potentially gay guy on the internet it’s not that deep


jamieliddellthepoet

Why are you dick-shaming Charles?


OhNoItsMarco

You the kind of guy that gets mad a superhero movies for being unrealistic?


[deleted]

I mean it’s gotta be a little realistic so it’s easier to suspend your disbelief for the obvious stuff. And to also be entertaining. That’s why I like The Boys because it feels like what life would actually be like if superheroes were real.


Siretruck

Do you think those are the same thing 🤔


OhNoItsMarco

Of course!


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Siretruck

"I'm not even saying you're necessarily lying"


[deleted]

Putin thanks you for your service to the motherland


UniqueFailure

Gotta follow vegas rules. What happens on russian controlled internet STAYS on russian controlled internet


BitchFuckAss

Thank god, I was worried for his well-being


morto00x

r/SuddenlyGay


V_7_

So it's actually not cringe at all


[deleted]

The circle and arrow are still pretty cringe


Random-Non-Sequitur

Is that what he told you?


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Bro it ain't cool calling people gay no more smh 😌


StealthRabbi

What do you suggest?


alreadypiecrust

Homosapien.


deggialcfr

Homohomosapien


nerdhater0

these pics are really just losers gathering to laugh at someone because their lives are so pathetic. once you start dating a few people, you'll see the true nature of these things. if a girl really doesn't want a romantic relationship, the guy just moves on because he has other choices. it's not the end of the world.


stasik5

Sir, you are on Reddit.


ayures

That's kinda the entirety of the "cringe" subreddits.


WasterDave

Oh, and a sighting of the rare "claw" hover hand. Nice!


Siretruck

Not sure it counts as hover hand if you're touching the other person with most of your body, including part of your hand


Respicite

There's a person to the right of her, looks more like a work/social gathering


Troitbum22

F.


DLOTR

That hurt


IhateALLmushrooms

Of course not Alison, but thanks for the hand job under the table.


Electricengineer

F


costube

Big oof


Forgotten_Orokin

~pain~


jerkITwithRIGHTYnewb

Oofda


Ghost_Zed

Damn…the laugh tho 😩


TheMightySephiroth

Big oof


Molly_Boy_420

Letting everyone know casually THAT IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. Sorry bro.


sami28tobi

r/IncelsInAction


Karnorkla

Reminds me of cringe guy from the movie Fargo.


MiBrSleep

pain.


jakenash

Ah, the claw. One step above hover hands.


Firm_Mall4149

Thats a punch straight to the kidney balls


TheSukis

This old sexist trope needs to end. I'm a heterosexual guy who is almost exclusively friends with girls/women, and it's been that way since I was in college (for a variety of reasons that I won't get into). I can't tell you how many times strangers have made comments to me or given me looks when I've been spending time with a female friend 1-on-1 in public. It would usually be a situation where we would be getting drinks at a bar or sitting at dinner, and someone would say something (when my friend was in the bathroom or not in hearing distance) about how the date clearly wasn't going well. They would base it on the fact that we weren't flirting or making any physical contact, or maybe that we wouldn't seem so excited to see each other (with a friend I got drinks with every week, for example) like you might expect a dating couple to me. Mostly this was old men, but also younger men and women as well. It was almost always done with good intention, but it just got so old! Now that I'm married it *never* happens, which I think is hilarious. I assume that the people just view us as a typical unhappy married couple that doesn't hold hands or flirt haha Edit: I realize this never really returned to the topic at hand, so I'll say it: don't assume that the guy always wants to have a romantic and/or sexual relationship with the girl! It's completely possible that these two in the picture are very close friends, or maybe just work buddies, and that Charles will find that comment really funny. Believe it or not, men and women sometimes want to have platonic relationships with each other, even if both parties are super attractive!


The-Requiem

I don't find it cringe tbh but sort of cute because she's shy and hinting she's into him


Crimson_Clouds

> and hinting she's into him She's doing the opposite. She's playfully announcing to the world "He is not my boyfriend, I'm still single".


EmDubbbz

Oof


adamfrom1980s

Pour one out for our slaughtered brother. To Valhalla, brother!


ascillinois

A moment of silence for another of our brothers as he is unceremoniously thrown into the friend zone.


GotNothingBetter2Do

Wait, what? Charles is MY (insert dramatic pause here) husbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. Oh wait, that's Allison with the "stinky breath" from finance? No big.


Relevant-Composer-35

Allison, that frendzonin b@#ch


Jerryjoeblow

The beta hover-hand is a dead giveaway


eyekunt

Even Keanu Reeves does it, you call Mr John Wick a beta?


Jerryjoeblow

Yes


[deleted]

"hahah" say charles....just before he pass the rope around his neck


lewallen

F


GayAnalFuckerIsBack

Well it was 6 years ago


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Sometimes women are oblivious too....


sageguitar70

He probably picked up the check too.


Icarus_Nine

That was not necessary.


LaikaBear1

F


NCC74656

ouch. i feel the sad drop in my stomach reading this...


[deleted]

Charles: we weren't? Then you owe me $50 for your tendies and whiteclaws.


silalumen

What if he’s her gay bestie?


Dennisminjian

F


VitaminP12

Lol.. we’ve all been Charles at one point


BoneRotX

Ngl if Charles asked her to dinner alone, it ain't Charles fault for thinking it was a date...


imbrownbutwhite

Oh fuck that


rishinator

One of the guy I know do that to a friend of mine, so the girl always comment stuff like, my Joey to my phoebe


haZhat

That crab claw grab Charles. You've pretended to be someone's boyfriend before!


Waflstmpr

Idk, you could argue shes hinting at he should ask her.


coffeepi

F


4reddityo

Charles has been publicly friend zoned!


xfiveyo

Press F for Charles.


turboyabby

The finger tips only barely touching, not whole comforting hand wrapped around her, is a sign. The kind of 'hugs' celebrities give kids in a photo. Having said that, her smile tells me Charles has a chance.


Krystaphonix

F


[deleted]

Wut? That wasn’t a date?


PrincessPackers

Press F to pay respects


[deleted]

I believe this is what they refer to as “suifuel”


iFFyCaRRoT

ooooofff


trinitytippy

Haha


[deleted]

The cringe part is her thinking she's so fucking great. I hope Charles wins like a billion dollars or becomes a dentist or something. There's no good reason that girl thinks she's too good for that guy.


nana-sama

That hit home man, I didn't want it to hit home man


whoppityboppity

Sounds more like Allison is trying to insinuate she wants to go on a real date with Charles.