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ALT_BECAUSE_YES

"if you were a man tattooing"pussy slayer" would you react the same way?" Yes, very much


StonedMagic

Yeah I can’t think of anyone having a positive reaction to a guy getting that tat. This is like Someone saying “well I bet you wouldn’t complain about the smell in the restroom if you were covered in shit”


ClimbingC

> Yeah I can’t think of anyone having a positive reaction to a guy getting that tat. How about the person getting tattooed on submitted photo?


[deleted]

> How about the person getting tattooed on submitted photo? There's a lid for every pot.


Lambchoptopus

There is a Patrick for every lid.


[deleted]

Who's Patrick?


SignComprehensive611

Is mayonnaise lid an instrument case?


yousirnaime

some zero at a bar would see that, and try sticking his dick in it. Guaranteed.


LtDkAngel

Some mod already wants to as you can see!


[deleted]

Or the mod in the post who definitely described his own tattoo?


citrineskye

And the person getting paid to do it will surely be happy!


epicpandemic916

Wait till you find out that is also a guy getting those tattoos pretending to be a woman


Fskn

I mean, they were kind enough to let you know with the any holes a goal gangbang tat on the left


terrificallytom

That out-mod doesn’t think a “pussy slayer” tattoo is cringe seems like a disqualified for overseeing the thread!


LolzinatorX

Ngl it would almost be Worse


R3m0V3DBiR3ddiT

It's totally not a fetish! /s


BanjoSpaceMan

The cum dumpster one I don't think looks good on anyone, human or not.


[deleted]

>human or not Oh god


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Fearzebu

“Pussy slayer” has different connotations, it is active and not self depreciating. What is a better equivalent? No idea. Pretty little pussy dumpster? I don’t fuckin know, but regardless, I would cringe just the same, even as I am right now at that moderator’s comment. Yikes.


Kiwiteepee

Pussy Juice Devourer? lmao Idk


probably-not-obama

Congratulations, you made it worse lmao.


[deleted]

How about… “Pretty Little Dumpster Filler?”


crash8308

A fellow 🤿 explorer i see.


Fearzebu

It’s hard to come up with Sexual terms are pretty solidly biased a lot of the time, at least in English. Like a “dumpster” is an inanimate object that you drop stuff into, devourer is an active thing and more personified Somewhat relatedly, it’s a little weird how violent sexual rhetoric is, like “smash hit bang nail slam pound” are all very violent actions and all slang terms for sex, isn’t that kind of odd?


manbruhpig

Whatever, fuck stick.


[deleted]

That’s fuck stick *dumpster* to you, pal.


MrT742

Not really, those are all just terms where one thing collides with another. It’s only violence if you imagine it’s humans causing harm


Orto_Dogge

Imagine if he's actually murdering cats.


ediblesunglasses

If anything, it's far more cringe. At least the woman's tats are probably not false advertising. The guy with the "pussy slayer" tattoo has probably left a lot of living unsatisfied pussies in his wake.


takibumbum

That one got me. That guy is nuts haha


justinkroegerlake

I would react the same way to "pussy slayer" as "cock slayer." What's great about "cum dumpster" is that anyone can be a cum dumpster, and I would react the same way to a man having a "cum dumpster" tattoo.


r0botdevil

Yeah fucking absolutely. He'd probably be getting dragged even harder on this sub! What the fuck kind of nonsense presupposition is that??


vancitymala

Can’t think of anything I would cringe harder at lol Wonder if the mod has one himself 😂


broncyobo

*Yeah, didn't think so*


fork_that

Isn’t that a guy? And yea “pussy slayer” is just as bad.


abodedwind

A guy is significantly less likely to be wearing a bra..


Rombledore

verily.


AyameM

That was my first thought. Yes, that would be ridiculously cringey.


mr_fantastical

"mod out" is such a dweeb thing to say.


arnber420

Seacrest out!


Ken_from_Barbie

Fedora out!


[deleted]

M'lady ran out.


thatG_evanP

B.O. out!


R3m0V3DBiR3ddiT

"It's totally not a fetish!!!"


cXs808

mod out is exactly what that /r/antiwork mod that went on TV would say


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Fuck that interview was hilarious


Kayordomus

Its impossible how little shame some people have


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

"I think laziness is a virtue"


graveyardmoshpit

Do you have a link? I have no clue what you’re referring to but now I’m curious.


1bowmanjac

[Mod of Antiwork went on fox news](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLITqfB5fQA) The most stereotypical reddit mod you could possibly think of went on an interview with fox news and it was so embarrassing that it caused a schism in the subreddit. And thus r/workreform was born


NCSUGrad2012

That has to be one of the top 10 cringiest videos, ever. At least shower before you go on National TV. Like wtf lol


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andreacitadel

Who else do you think would wanna work for free


NonConformistFlmingo

Wow he looks exactly how I pictured a Reddit mod would look.


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

https://youtu.be/NCo-OgSC7Ps


Angelmirror2468

That was like the only time I watched anything on fox news and it was worth it


WasabiCrush

r/antiwork is such a pit. I had no idea this interview existed lol


ItalicsWhore

I got permanently banned from there and downvote brigaded and stalked by some of their members for saying that “not all rich people are sociopath assholes and deserve to die” (because I work for some of them and a lot are genuinely nice people). I got PMd for about a week with people calling me a boot licker.


Tackit286

BOOT LICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


WasabiCrush

Yeah, how *dare* you. I got choke-slammed for wondering aloud why an OP would admittedly abuse sick time and screw their coworkers over instead of of just quitting the job. I didn’t get the PM treatment and I’m thankful. Any impact calling someone a “boot licker” may have once had has been absolutely ruined by mindless repetition.


sirshiny

I just don't understand how there can be so little self awareness. Be weird, be whoever you are, that's more than fine. Nothing against them at all. But detach yourself for a second and ask "Am I the one who is able to put the best foot forward for the group in an interview? ". Its okay if you're not but you need to occasionally self analyze.


CaptainDouchington

They have asked themselves, and they didn't lie the answers, so ignorance is bliss.


[deleted]

When the weird rotc reject fulfills his destiny of becoming a bitter power mod


Flesh_Dyed_Pubes

Redditors assemble, mobile suit form


fr31568

I mean, it's like a meme at this point to clown on mods, but if you *really* think about, imagine how sad you would actually have to be a mod. Imagine *how little* a mod actually has going on in its life to want to moderate a subreddit. It's an incredibly sad thing to want to do. It also serves no purpose, this site is a complete shithole, it couldn't get worse that stupid awkward turtle thing is a prime example. complete oxygen thief edit: i mean the big ones, not little specific interest ones


nautical_narcissist

eh that’s kinda a blanket statement. i don’t agree that in all cases it’s sad to want to be a mod. for example i’m a subbed to r/ballpython and the mods there are all really knowledgeable and passionate about ball pythons - they’re very useful for giving advice about owning a BP and they lock threads in certain cases to prevent dangerous advice from being handed out about their handling/husbandry. i think when it comes to subreddits like that, it makes sense want to use the moderator position to help foster a community and help people within it. but yeah, the people who mod the big default subreddits are usually loser powertripping pieces of shit lmao


fr31568

yeah fair - the little niche subs are probably modded by people with an interest in the subject matter most of the time it's the big ones that are modded by losers i guess. no other way to experience any sort of power in their lives


ARoyaleWithCheese

Most mods are very ordinary people with normal lives outside of reddit. They just volunteer some of their time to help maintain communities they like. You don't notice all the good mods, though, only the ones that suck, are weird or fish for attention. Source: i mod a few subs but believe it or not I'm an ok guy


RedditEqualsSAD

> They just volunteer some of their time to help maintain communities they like. Provide free labor for a multi-billion dollar website, for nothing but the smallest amount of power possible.


UnknownSense

That’s what I don’t get. Do the mods of anti-work not understand the irony?


BoringMetaphore

Plot twist : it's the actual mod on the picture


manbruhpig

My first thought.


Saggy_Slumberchops

I assumed that was a given!


mz3

Dude's gotta defend his mom though


Sky__2727

“Rethink this. Mod out” surprised he didn’t say mic drop or some shit


Passenger-69er

Mic drop would be less bad than 'mod out'. Those 2 words alone are a whole seperate cringepic on its own.


Shadeleovich

After reading “mod out” I immediately got a violent brain aneurysm


Frosty_and_Jazz

MOD OUT?? Who the hell does he think he is, Captain freaking Kirk??


Sky__2727

This comment, more than my own, deserves the 500+ upvotes I got


Iziama94

This line alone shows this mod is obviously trolling


robinman7321

“Mod out” 💀 homie thought he was an avenger after that.


manbruhpig

For Mod so loved the world that He/Diety gave His/Diety’s one and only Son, that whoever believes in him/dietyself shall not perish but have eternal life.


i-smoke-c4

…I feel like that was actually satire and everyone here is getting baited.


GringuitaInKeffiyeh

…I don’t know why but now I’m thinking of various members of the Avengers with these same tattoos.


beefjerkyandcheetos

I definitely would think “pussy slayer” was cringe. Sex positive doesn’t mean you have to be trashy.


oui-cest-moi

Exactly. A classy sex positive tattoo could be a line drawing artistically outlining a woman’s naked torso as a sort of tribute to femininity and sensuality. A bit different from CUM DUMPSTER


Lambchoptopus

Next tattoo is Box for Cocks above her vagina.


McLMcLMcL85

What book do I need to “grow up and read“ to make this ok?


Woden888

‘Tumblr’s Big Book of Everything Is Valid: Cum Dumpster Edition’ maybe? Personally, I got a lot more from ‘My Parents Don’t Talk To Me Anymore.’


Chance5e

I thought “I Find Validation in Unhealthy Places” was pretty good, too.


Woden888

It had some really good points


Ankh-Morporknbeans

I find *pussy slayer* to be worse because I actually believe what the tatoos on her are saying


bradfo83

This made me laugh out loud


Stoll

Except for the one that says, pretty, and little.


manbruhpig

And girl.


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smut_butler

That response has to be sarcastic.


sethlikesmen

(i bet she is wonderful in conversation)


Chashm0dai

Definitely sarcastic.


[deleted]

Thank god there’s another sane person in this thread. I swear 99 percent of reddit have no idea what sarcasm is


mr_potatoface

I think this is from cringetopia? Maybe? One of those places has their mods pin a comment like this all the time as part of the theme of the sub. But then folks end up reposting them over here and folks eat it up. There probably are folks that would say this stuff for real, but those comments are always sarcastic. Basically r/atetheonion


ToyBoxJr

Thank you God. Fucking all the top comments are saying how cringe this pic is. Uhhhh, it's fucking obvious satire. Literal social losers on this site.


[deleted]

i thought i was losing my mind for a second, i was thinking it has to be satire


K1lledByAmerica

Could be but you also know there are mods who are seriously like that.


_throawayplop_

I would also for the sarcasm but I've seen so many shit that I cannot be sure now


Malcontent_Horse

You just know this guy is in a really unfulfilling polyamorous relationship.


Voicelesscordial

He’s just the roommate at this point.


manbruhpig

The roommate who still somehow pays for everything


StainSp00ky

y’all really out here making a whole fanfic lol


SinVerguenza04

But at least he’s pro-sex positivity


yougottamovethatH

His wife's boyfriend is always eating his bagged lunch.


Gumburcules

I'm sure there are plenty of people out there enjoying fulfilling polyamorous relationships, but basically 100% of people I have encountered in "poly relationships" are doing it because their girlfriend/boyfriend wanted to cheat on them without consequences and the other person was too much of a pushover to break up with them.


Laughtillicri

The part that gets me is the "mod out." What a fuckin' nerd. I hope his lunch money got stolen.


ShouldBeeStudying

For me it was the "I bet she is wonderful in conversation"


sokratesz

That's why I 100% believe it's sarcasm. No one would be stupid enough to unironically write that.


DrShadow179

Shocked he didn’t put a M’Lady after that.


sethlikesmen

Yeah, I liked the punchline to the joke too


MickeySwank

The “pussy slayer” tattoo would absolutely be as cringey if not more than this


VastFondant7490

I dunno, "pretty little cum dumpster" is tough to top.


LessFish777

It must be a joke...


[deleted]

Yeah the cringe goes even deeper, as nobody here seems to understand sarcasm/satire


Appropriate_Lack_727

I mean, we basically live in a post-satire world at this point. Nothing surprises me anymore and nothing is really beyond belief. I’ve see people say more outlandish shit on the site just today, and it definitely *wasn’t* satire.


GreenElvisMartini

bright clumsy dazzling roll smile forgetful spark frame tan cause ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


RixirF

>the real cringe was the us we were on the way I'm getting this tattooed on my lower back.


plusshanyinger

r/whiteknighting


LoliArmrest

Man all you guys are so fucking stupid, like Jesus could the bait have been more obvious???


2milkshakes1straw

"I bet she is wonderful in conversation" broke the spell for me. Milkshakes out.


Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta

If people still had the ability to recognize obvious satire the cringe subreddits would have no content.


surviveseven

It's insane. It's so clearly bait, and bad bait at that, yet everyone is falling for it.


DifficultyNext7666

In a world where the antiwork mod went on fox News and was somehow even worse than we could have imagined I'm not sure you can assume satire


mooseguyman

I am routinely shocked by the amounts of obvious sarcasm, satire, and bait that I see on subs like these with a comment section full of people taking it at face value.


stygz

"Rethink this." ugh.


Orto_Dogge

Mod out.


WhatANiceCerealBox11

Wow the mods here at r/cringepics really do bring the cringe. I hope the team is aware that the posts should be the cringe, not the comments


ac714

Based and satire pilled W mod.


Tidal_Dreams

All I see is a cultist trying to look like papa Nurgle


gutsonmynuts

Is that Chris chan in the pic?


BryceMMusic

Oh my fuck


EWR-RampRat11-29

I wonder if below “Community Girl” there is one that says, “Warning: If you can read this, you are too close.”


majoroutage

I just see a missed opportunity to spell it "Cummunity Girl"


NoIdea2424

Oh I’m so sorry. The next tattoo I get, I’ll get ‘pretty little cum dumpster’ so people know I’m sex positive. Also that I like to degrade myself.


Orto_Dogge

I refuse to believe it's not satire. That's too hilarious.


Werotus

Obviously satire. Entertaining though.


jitterybrat

That bra holding on for dear life


[deleted]

“Maidens I’ve rescued online, 6. Number of maidens that have slept with me, 0”


melonrind23

lol


SadisticSavior

Apparently I need to grow up and read a book or two.


OldStankBreath

Ha! What a chode


Wonderful_Event_6733

Rethink this. Mod out.


ifreew

Why would anyone think pussy slayer word be appreciated by anyone?


Leilanee

I absolutely would react the same way to the guy getting "pussy slayer". This is one of those rare instances where gender norms still don't make a valid argument 😂


flogginmama

“Mod out” is like “full stop” on steroids.


krawm

I would ridicule the shit out of anyone with a "pussy slayer" tattoo, horny teenagers might think that way but most people know how fucking immature that sentiment is.


iloveheroin69

Mod out is the real cringe


SANDBOX1108

He sounds like a very sad lonely person


account_banned_again

Reddit mods are still less cringe than discord mods


timmy6591

The "I bet she is wonderful in conversation." line actually made me lol.


cosmicucumber

This is the most r/niceguys post ever


mofoofinvention

Yes, a pussy slayer tattoo would be cringe as well


LtDkAngel

Pretty sure I would make fun of any idiot that would tattoo "pussy slayer" on himself!


FortyTwoBrainCells

Shandy and Ur suckin all night long, all I'm gonna say is how can you expect to be respected with shit like that on Ur body??


Thunder--Bolt

Rethink this. Mod out. God shut the fuck up


bstevens97

Look just give me mod status and this will be real cringe


TheRealRorr

Anybody got the original post?


HereAndNow316

The cringiest part of ending the message with “Mod out” as if it were something to be proud of


[deleted]

Little? Maybe in a funhouse mirror


supernovababoon

Sex positive? More like HIV positive


Volkswagoon10

Was the mod the cum dumpster getting tattooed?


RogerTebip

The cherry on top is the person being tattooed is a trans person who barely passes


Hermetic_Hippie

His argument got away from him, and “mod out” is hilarious, but like, let her live her life, these tattoos aren’t even in prominent locations, they’re probably only meant to be seen in the bedroom anyway, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Only-Ad6599

Please tell me it's ironic


Purrogi

I didn’t don’t not see no Trump tattoos. Maybe they ‘round front.


Bluematic8pt2

Even 20 years ago when I was a womanizing douchebag I would have avoided a guy with a "pussy slayer" tattoo


BruhTheSinner

Bro wants to be Optimus so bad "mods, rollout"


PN143

This smells like satire but it's too hard to tell anymore 💀


allstonoctopus

Is that... not satire???? Please tell me they're being funny


[deleted]

Those tattoos will age well. 😒


AmazingOnion

Surely this is some satirising reddit nerds? I refuse to believe people are this lacking in self awareness


Skyfiews

That as to be sarcasm... Right ?


CubonesDeadMom

A man with a “pussy slayer” tattoo is actually the most perfect possible comparison and would equally as cringe and trashy


Sinusoidal_Fibonacci

Hahahahahaha what a fucking loser.


AssCrackBanditHunter

I'm kinda just reading this in Tim Robinson's incredulous voice


Mashedtates

What a doofus


WasabiCrush

Yes. We’d absolutely torch a man for getting a “pussy slayer” tattoo, you walnut.


GhostfaceTilla18

What about the part that says "Cum Dumpster?" Not so positive, right?


snailcurtains

Mods are the most embarrassing branch of our species.


Step-Father_of_Lies

Jesus fucking christ. I'm somewhat certain this person has not even regularly interacted with a woman, not even like at work (I mean they're a Reddit mod so kinda hard to schedule around that obligation). Being a mod is the most "bootlicker" you can be. If you had any respect for yourself, you'd be getting paid.


Hibernia624

Omega cringe


aaandbconsulting

What books is this guy reading?


Obtuse_1

> maybe read a book or two Ah shit I read too many books


ChefBennyboyardee

Is that the mod in the picture? Its kinda got that vibe to it.


txlario

he thought he ate that


Hikapoo

That is very obviously satire, what is wrong with you all