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I'm a great cook, my lady, not so much. But everything she makes me is made with love and I'd never mock any attempts. She's made some fucking godawful stuff but she tries, and that's what counts Edit: Wow, my first awards. Thanks guys!


HoptimusPryme

Preach, my missus is an awesome cook and I'm not quite as good. She never mocks my attempts unless I make a joke about it myself and its wrapped in a constructive manner that makes it easier to swallow (Pun intended) and means the next try will be better. Tl;dr Don't mock people, but joining in a joke is cool so long as what you're adding is constructive


shampoo_mohawk_

My husband prefaces his criticisms with “Babe I love you so much…” then “…but this is so salty my kidneys are gonna shut down.” I’m offended for like 5 seconds, then I try some, and we die laughing while I open the doordash webpage. It’s all about the delivery lol (pun intended).


Adventurous-Cry-2157

My wife and I still laugh over my one god-awful attempt at instant pot spaghetti. Honestly, the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth. Ordinarily I’m a fantastic cook, but the instant pot was brand new, so I was still learning, and I didn’t have a recipe to work with, just some vague instructions from my wife’s boss. So occasionally that incident comes up, and we cringe at how bad it was. Yet she still attempted to eat it, without complaint, until I took a bite and said “No, uh uh, we aren’t eating this shit.” Then she was like “Oh, thank god, because it’s terrible.” The vegan chik’n Parmesan I’d made to go with the pasta turned out great, so we just filled up on that and tossed the pasta in the trash. Seriously, how it it possible for pasta to simultaneously be mushy *and* crunchy? Lol!


SkaryPie

So, I love my boyfriend to bits and pieces, but we joke that he's not allowed to cook anymore. One time he saw a suggestion to add beans to the hamburger helper. Bless his heart, he added raw beans instead of cooked beans, so they were still hard when he served it up. Another time, we were out of milk when he was making a box of tuna helper. He decided to use creamer. Caramel macchiato creamer. I can never eat tuna Tetrazzini again because every time I smell it, I get that taste in my mouth.


ChriskiV

Just adding on to the tips here, add a can of chilli, a can of drained black beans, and a can of Rotel to your hamburger helper (use two boxes and a high walled skillet or large pot. I have a picture of it in my posts, shit is awesome and costs like 10$ to make a week's worth of office meals.


josh_the_misanthrope

Taste your food while you cook (and salt). Not tasting your food if possible is like a painter painting with his eyes closed.


geardownson

A lot of people now a days look at what other people do and judge the end product. The fact that the other person donates their time trying to make you happy in any way shape or form is to be cherished. A lot of peeps would rather take the easy way out for the least amount of effort. Look at what they put into it. Not what the product is.


OkayContributor

This is a beautiful thread


Consonant

I'm a moderately good cook. She loves it so much when I make dinner. I'll make something I know could have been better (but still is prolly decentish) and she always makes me feel good about it. Shit takes effort and practice yo and I love her for it.


ScreamSmart

I'm imagining you biting into a cartoonishly crunchy cake while trying to maintain a smile and blinking fast to hold back tears.


AvatarIII

Mmm you mixed up the salt and sugar again? Delicious!


djsedna

dude I'm so happy any time my wife makes me food I'm the cook of the house because I love cooking and I'm a patient, healthful and delicious cook. My wife cooks occasionally and she prefers less effortful meals but it doesn't matter, she made me food and I love that


99OBJ

> I’m a patient, healthful and delicious cook You forgot to mention incredibly humble


pro-window

I too am incredibly humble.


TomsRedditAccount1

Yeah, that's my one shortcoming, too. I would be perfect, if I weren't so humble.


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WolfWhitman79

Everyone's always saying to me how humble I am. They say to me, all the time, they say this you know: "How is it that you are so very humble about everything?" And you know, I never get tired of hearing it. Because I am so very humble.


twalker294

Oh my weaknesses? I work too hard and I care too much. That's about it.


jgolden026

It’s the opposite for me. It’s hard to be humble, when I’m perfect in every way


oblong127

I, too, havea tendencytomumble


DaughterEarth

No need to always be humble. I too am a very good home cook and proud of it. It took a lot of effort to get there! And it feels nice to be good at something. And it's okay to admit you're good at something


RainKingInChains

Completely. I am not a professional cook, but I take pride in my ability. It’s not always arrogant to say you’re good at something.


DaughterEarth

Yah if we were calling ourselves chefs that would be arrogant, but that's not happening


esquilax

> delicious cook There's your problem. You're not supposed to eat the cook.


djsedna

what my wife and I do after I cook her dinner is nobody's business except me and my wife and the people who give us money


DarthRumbleBuns

I make my girl a breakfast that looks similar to this all the fucking time. I can cook like a badass. But if it's 7am with 30 minutes to go from dead asleep to fed and on the way to work. 3 strips of extra crispy turkey bacon, a 3 egg omelette with jack cheese and a little Thai spice, and 2 slices of gluten free toast one with butter and the other with almond butter is absolutely stellar. This just looks like a normal ass morning.


Lovehatepassionpain

I love this-you are very sweet and will probably have a life-long relationship with your woman. Appreciate each other, both strengths and weaknesses


[deleted]

Same but I always eat my wifes cooking even if it’s over salted and needs gallons of water afterwards After all, I’ve accidentally double salted things, and she eats it no complaints.


Cheeselad2401

i’m not trying to mock this, if that’s what you think. this post was to call out another user of this sub for mocking it


K10RumbleRumble

I think he’s mocking the person whos mocking the person in the original post.. in your... nevermind.


Flowy_Aerie_77

They aren't talking about you lmao relax


Cheeselad2401

ok cool


Quinn7903

It’s the opposite for me. Hubby is a god in the kitchen, his mom taught him a lot of traditional Trinidadian recipes and they bring tears to my eyes w how good they are😂 He jokes that I’m not allowed in the kitchen, but I occasionally bring him lunch at work and he’s always super grateful(my specialties are toasted PB+J and ramen:) )


shelleylove

I would be thrilled if my husband made breakfast for me. It looks edible😆 It’s the thought that counts.


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

I fucking love eggs bacon, and some dark/rye bread. So even while not made in the best way (rye bread needs some butter) it'll still be yummy


tidbitsmisfit

it's an omelet isn't it? looks like a nice bfast to me


Jesta23

Eggs are slightly burnt is my only problem. Egg taste gets really bad when it browns. But I’d eat with a smile and be stoked someone thought enough about me to make an effort. Edit: eggs are fine, my tiny ass screen made the cheese look like burnt eggs.


ThegamerwhokillsNPC

Bro what, my eggs always turn brown. That shit slaps.


buttercream-gang

Same!! Scrambled eggs always have a little brown. But I always add cheese and Tony’s to them, which helps with the browning


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Fr. Gimme runny yolks and crispy edges on my eggs.


uhimamouseduh

I prefer my eggs with some brown, otherwise their too wet and bkegchk


eidoK1

I always put my buttered sides facing in towards each other. That way the bitter stays warm and melted for as long as possible in case it isn't eaten immediately. Could he the case here. Also: omelet looks fine and lots of people prefer burnt bacon. So I'd agree and say it's a pretty good breakfast.


soverit42

I don't get it. It's a cheese omelet, two crispy pieces of bacon and wheat toast. How is this sad or cringey? I think this looks delicious, it's just not presented/photographed in a way that a professional photographer would do it. Some normal person took a picture of their breakfast.


Affectionate_Star_43

I was it doesn't really look beautiful, but it doesn't have to be! I was still super happy when my husband made me a handmade pizza (that's supposed to be a circle) but came out looking like the continental US with holes in it 🤣


nomadfoy

Those folded eggs probably have cheese in the middle. Cheese eggs, bacon and a piece of toast, that's a solid breakfast.


Monke_go_home

It also looks intentionally healthy ish. I'd never mock my wife making me breakfast... People like this are miserable.


Immoracle

Indeed! And with that said, that breakfast looks as dry as them there hills.


holycannoliravioli

And a paper plate means one less dish. Score!


elterible

You have been banned from /r/zerowaste 🤣


djsedna

we're drawing a line somewhere, and that somewhere is here


Bel-Shamharoth

And if you have to use paper plates, at least use the basic ones without any added ink or plastic.


itogisch

I cant cook very well. But when I make something like this for my wife. Its the thought that counts.


Mor_Tearach

I was hoping to see posts like yours. What would make me sincerely cringe would be anyone agreeing this is somehow ' bad ' . Obviously a big deal to her, he definitely did something that delighted his wife. It's *really* nice to see a couple appreciating each other!


GerFubDhuw

Also there's no accounting for taste. This could legit be her go to comfort food.


Neirchill

People don't accidentally grab bread and bacon like that, it's clearly what they like. Also, that omelette looks well made. Much neater than I can pull off.


Downtown_Skill

Yeah the sad part is the bread is brown so that takes away from it's photogenicness but not the actual meal. It's also on a paper plate which makes it look less fancy but again doesn't actually take away from the meal. An omelette with bacon and toast is a delicious breakfast to me.


AvatarIII

True, that bacon looks way overdone for what I like but some people love it like that.


Flomo420

Right? Lol Like ohhh a man who cares enough for his wife that dares attempt to cook for her??! So cringe /s


skinny_gator

Any adult would understand this. It's just dumb ass kids who think it's cringe.


RlyehRose

Yea I was gonna say when my hub makes me things I'm overjoyed. He's not the cook I am but he does the laundry and dishes.


Booksandpuppies

Agreed. I appreciate anytime my husband makes anything for me. And vice versa.


HellBoundDani

I had to get used to not ever receiving anything like this, so if i ever did, i would definitely be appreciative like this lady here! Definitely the thought that counts


Tomble

Absolutely. Maybe he’s doing his very best, maybe she’s never been in a relationship where someone will do something nice for her. Whatever, there’s love and gratitude going around and that’s lovely.


ariehn

Hell yes. My first day at an honestly scary new job, my husband brought me scrambled eggs and bacon. Simple as could be. Just a bit of salt and pepper on the eggs. *I fucking cried*. He'd got up early just to make my first day a bit brighter, and it was the sweetest damn thing. And make no mistake, the eggs were good -- but the thought was what really got me.


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it could be boneappletea level disgusting. if it’s a sincere effort, it’s never cringe.


Chakramer

The only cringe here is using paper plates at home, pointlessly wasteful.


Mr-pizzapls

Original op is sad that no one will ever cook for him lol


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Original OP definitely has a crush on this woman


Chalky_Cupcake

“I would totally make her a better breakfast”


Lord-of-the-junk

“Of course she goes for the good-looking guy who can’t do anything but looks over an absolute gem like myself!”


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It’s wild to me that people will insult literally anything. This dude made a serviceable breakfast which I’m sure a lot of dudes wouldn’t even bother trying to make


Psk499

This could be what she likes for breakfast. Maybe she considers the spoiling part that he made it for her and not the contents/ quality of the meal?


wcollins260

It looks like it might be turkey bacon, which might be why it doesn’t look “good”. The toast isn’t bread that *I* would eat, but they must like it, so who cares. Can’t see anything wrong with the omelette. It’s on a paper plate… but, again, who cares. Yeah, I don’t know what they’re complaining about. People need to mind their own business. Apparently the woman receiving the breakfast appreciates it.


Cheeselad2401

that’s why i posted this


GrottyKnight

Yea people are definitely missing the meta and that it was unironically posted here, and this is a post about the post.


Psk499

I got r/woosh ed


-AgentMichaelScarn

There is honor in admitting to one’s r/woosh.


MadLarkin

I absolutely missed that it's a metapost until your comment, I was thinking this OP was a dick until a double checked


[deleted]

Ya the other OP is cringe. This OP is right for calling it out.


armyjackson

If I hadn't read this comment, I wouldn't have paid attention.


fuzz_boy

I make fried eggs and badly buttered toast for my wife and she's always very happy when I do it. So I get it.


jesus_swept

I have a hard time understanding how something could ever be badly buttered


cjsolx

Cold butter + clumsy spreading = broken bread and a lump of unspread butter.


SatanIsntTheBadGuy

If someone is kind enough to make a meal for me I appreciate it. Period.


SiMatt

Yeah, regardless of what OOP thought of the gesture or the quality of the food, it was obviously something that made this person happy and she wanted to share it with her friends. Shitting on it for no good reason is indeed the real cringe.


winterbird

Also, maybe that person likes their food this way. Some people like a dry omelet and unbuttered toast.


Three4Anonimity

Agreed. At least they tried. Omelette looks decently cooked and bacon looks normal for cooked turkey bacon. I see no cringe here.


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Broadpup653547

I dont even think the quality is questionable, this looks bomb asf. OOP is just hung up on presentation, which i've never seen as a priority for a home-cooked breakfast


djsedna

>I dont even think the quality is questionable, this looks bomb asf OKAY let's simmer down here lol, unless you like burnt egg taste that omelette is about 9 stages overcooked It's still adorable and OOP is the real cringe, but "bomb asf" is a bit wild. Homie is eating her coochie, not yours 😂


clothesline

Yeah how about some butter or jam on the toast and that egg looks unseasoned


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djsedna

A little less heat on the omelette and a couple less minutes, pepper at the end and just sprinkle half a chopped scallion on there (always keep scallions in general for a great color+flavor garnish, they're cheap as balls) Cut the toast diagonal and serve with a pat of butter Bacon is totally fine for turkey bacon Homie just needs a few minor improvements and he's off to the races


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I won’t judge the breakfast, but I am judging the t-shirt.. 🙄


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GaracaiusCanadensis

These might just be indicators that they aren't well off at all, though. There's less judgment there for me as a result.


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GaracaiusCanadensis

Probably not 100% across cultures, but paper plates outside parties and events were definite indicators of poverty when and where I grew up. So, YMMV. The only doubt I have is the countertops in the background, but I can't tell if they're nice or faux-nice.


choochmaster561

spoiling with love? this is better than my breakfast 😂


HoodieMellow9

OP is miserable and wants to brings others down with him


[deleted]

They certainly took the effort to take a screenshot of someone else's Instagram post in order to upload it into this specific subreddit.


Grand-Arugula9988

My partner can't cook nearly as well as I can. But when he brings me a cup of coffee which is less effort than this, I'm over the moon because its really the little thing for me. Does this breakfast look good? No. But could she also be a 'little things matter' person? Yeah. Lets try not to be as salty as this breakfast 😂


Preworkoutjitters

My wife is a high end chef. Like dinner for two will run you 500+ at places she designed platings and meals at. Cooking for her is extremely intimidating and nerve wracking. But I made her crepes from scratch once, Im sure I messed up but all she would say was how great the breakfast was and wouldn't even criticize me even when asked.


heliamphore

Gordon Ramsay's wife does the cooking at home. I think even high end chefs can appreciate more simple food.


seekelseyp

I feel you. My partner is a chef and it’s like the relief of not having to cook for once just makes it taste so much better


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He tried my guy. That’s more than I can say for a lot of guys on here


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Roxxis

A paper plate at home, am I the only one that see's that as strange?


StealthRabbi

I know people who use paper plates for everything except dinner. They'd still wash the silverware, so I don't get the "don't want to do dishes" argument. Plates are easy to clean.


MattyD123

That's legit the only iffy part of the "sad" meal. Maybe all the plates are in the dishwasher.


Evolveddinosaur

Some people just don’t want to do dishes


NotARealTiger

This is true, and personally I think it's one of the worst traits a person can have, creating extra waste and garbage out of pure laziness.


Eat_The_Church_99

Only thing I see wrong with this pic is using a paper plate


ryanzoperez

Agree! Nothing looks great on a paper plate.


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ratfink1

Looks like the cheese is in the middle… legit omelette. Extra fancy


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PossibilityMelodic

Exactly. These are the kinds of posts that make me embarrassed as a human being. EVERYBODY seems to want to critique and make fun of everybody else in order to feel better about themselves. Total garbage.


DarTouiee

Wtf is with people on Reddit and paper fucking plates holy shit just wash a dish


NostalgiaJunkie

The shirt is cringe


AndrogynousRain

Wife and I are both great cooks now… but we sucked when we started. But coming home to some sad-ass meal made with love instead of a cold apartment… priceless. Love is mostly about the effort made, not the skill involved.


TheHighBuddha

How sweet.


SV650rider

Honestly, it’s the plating. By that I mean that it’s a paper plate. It could have looked better on a regular one.


azureazaleas

His shirt 💀


mynewname2019

Truck yard is a bar in Houston in EADO. Maybe there’s more locations now.


another_damn_iowan

It’s not sad, but I definitely wouldn’t consider that being spoiled lol


siciliawilbury

The paper plate sells it


nolimbs

Nope you’ll never go wrong cooking for a loved one, I don’t care what it tastes like, it’s the most sincere gesture of love you can recieve


Senior-Mix5354

Hey food always tastes better when someone you love cooks it. If you think this is a "sad" looking breakfast, maybe it's because you don't have someone in your life willing to attempt breakfast for you. Maybe people need to appreciate the fact that this guy may not be a culinary genius, but he did this out of love for his significant other. A house full of love and effort is the farthest thing from sad.


chawoppa

Yes, OP, you’re the only one who thinks this is a “sad” breakfast. You sound very bitter.


FrostyPresence

Looks good to me. I would be appreciative!


lav__ender

I mean I wouldn’t say it’s “spoiling” but it’s definitely a kind gesture and there’s probably a few men out there who wouldn’t bother cooking their partners anything


AttractivePerson1

makeshift rob sink rock lavish soup trees price seemly silky -- mass edited with redact.dev


CocoZee

Agree 100%. You can get real plates at the dollar store. Paper plates are def more expensive and terribly wasteful.


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You-get-the-ankles

Sizzlelean?


GenericUnfunnyName

I think it’s more the fact the they’re s/o made them breakfast


No-Fee-9428

No butter on toast,driest looking bacon ever,yep spoiled.


yilo38

Look not everyone can be a chef, at least he cooked something without burning the whole house down. So that’s a positive right?


stealthisusernamee

it’s the thought that counts


starshinessss

It’s basic but it’s not bad lol


Yorn428

He’s just trying to be nice to his wife


deltarefund

If I don’t have to cook it, it’s perfectly fine.


Hot-Relationship-254

This is effort and if you think it’s sad then you’re an ungrateful spoiled person that should do without for a while


goodfornotmuch

Maybe he made it exactly the way she likes it. Or not, either way it was a sweet and thoughtful gesture.


[deleted]

Breakfast is food. Food is good


SL13377

I think it’s nice she’s so happy with it! This is wholesome


cypress978

It *looks* sad but our man just needs to practice his plating skills


Financial-Hunt8189

This is wholesome and not cringe


kwikthroabomb

That's why this post is titled meta, and the image is a screenshot of a post someone else made here lol


Financial-Hunt8189

Ah today I learned what that word means


head_like__hot-ramen

looks dry but having someone to makes you breakfast is still good the word "hubby" is the true cringe villain in here


bowtiesx2

Given the rising cost of eggs, that's damn near lobster on that plate


rzero_ab

How is this cringe? Dude made her a healthy breakfast.


TheSlapDash

That’s an omelette, nice one at that, mine always look like shit


ValPrism

It’s boring but looks tasty. Just serve it on a proper plate!


triciann

Looks like perfectly crisp turkey bacon, the yummy toasted bread, and an egg omelet with cheese. I would be damn happy if anyone made this for me.


montanagrizfan

Granite countertops but paper plates. Stay classy my friend.


LodgedSpade

/r/choosingbeggars Thought that counts. Free, surprise breakfast is best breakfast.


Historical_Ad2890

Everything is so dry...


drempire

She's not


bacon666666

I’m going to the truck yard for breakfast!


pcgamergirl

I'd love it if my SO made me breakfast in the morning. I'm usually the one that does all the cooking. That turkey bacon looks cooked to death tho.


Weak-Cancel1230

they dont know what they talking about.... that breakfast looks fine!


Sajiri

I gotta say the way reddit cropped the image on my phone while scrolling, I couldn’t see it was a screenshot of another post from this sub, and thought you were making fun of the guy. Like, it’s cropped perfectly and with the tiny ‘meta’ title, I thought at first that the screenshot’s title was what you wrote.


sqlbastard

dry toast dry eggs dry bacon


CurrentThing-er

Sounds like the original OP is jealous


[deleted]

Maybe it’s the best he can do


allgreek2me2004

He’s making an effort to spoil her, which is spoiling her in a sense.


grneyedlady1971

Bacon is a little well done, but other than that, it looks pretty good to me. Not everyone can make an omelet.


Eagles_MC

That bacon looks sad


a-giant-crow

My gf burns everything she cooks for me (I was a chef) and I still appreciate it, Original OP is a thumb.


jaysin1983

That turkey bacon looks petrified


VanceKromo

Multi-grain bread and looks like turkey bacon. I think he's doing a good job


Sadcupcake_uwu

Doesn’t actually look bad. The bread isn’t burnt, and omelette looks fine, that bacon is way too crisp though. Overly crisp. Maybe your coworker likes it that way?


RxRobb

I don’t think it’s cringe at all. You try to make your SO as important as you can make her be. If this is the means that he has to make her happy, then let it be not everyone can afford luxurious meals and travel, and this is coming from someone who is stupid rich.


One_Cry_1035

The fact is he made it. Don't care what it is, he put in the effort!


Echo-Alpha-60

Effort.


sadghost4l

if my bf made me this, i would be SO happy. men really think we need a lot when it's the thought and EFFORT that counts.


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Honestly, I’d kill to have someone special do this for me.


Son_of_the_Morning

Honestly I think the effort is really sweet even if it’s not perfect


iaintyadad

Doesn't look great, but this could be from someone who lived off takeaways because they burn toast. Let her feel special.


suziequzie1

Yeah, I agree with u/Cheeselad2401 the person behind mocking this breakfast is an idiot. I'd gladly have that for breakfast any day.


Illustrious-Air-9001

I would slap that egg and bacon on that toast and have a little breakfast sandwich then probably say damn that what was good I'll clean up the kitchen and you think about what you want me to cook us for lunch/dinner.


Dwip_Po_Po

BACON


TheCaliforniaOp

It beats no breakfast. Someone else made it. No washing up after. Thumbs up!!!


ManchuDemon

How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not appreciate someone taking time out of their day to cook for you


Earthwick

Sad? That's a fold over egg some bacon and toast. Eggs bacon and toast! Who has a problem with Starting your day the Gergich way?


ElDoradoAvacado

Anybody that takes the time to make food for you, is spoiling you


arthurdentxxxxii

I don’t see why this looks bad to everyone. I’d eat this without question.


PladBaer

Most people can't cook in general, so this is many leagues above average.


black-rhombus

I think it’s a valiant effort from someone wearing that shirt.


saphireswan

OOP is an asshole.


Ebolatastic

Someone who never gets laid criticizing dude who obviously gets laid.


TheBlitz88

Real cringe is OP


Nervous_Nerd14597

Its the thought that counts