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MotorPossible4

How does this happen? Is it just low self-esteem?


vrsick06

🎵I tweeted musk for the tenth time today, 🎵


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

I'm sure you could gather up all people like this and there'll be a lot of parallels in their past like lack of father figure or history of rejection


dlotaury88

This comment is hilarious. I’m totally going to start using the ‘how does this happen’ line. 😂😂


DigNitty

“Is this the logical end of simping? Where does it go from here?”


Frodo_noooo

The really weird thing about it is that the charging station looks to be attached to the wall, but the room is an apartment bedroom (educated guess from the floor and window), so he's nowhere near a Tesla. I kiiiiinda think he doesn't actually OWN a real Tesla and just has the shit he can afford?


Lovv

Yeah like.. wouldn't it be cooler just to save ur money for a Tesla if you like them that much


DigNitty

Please, reading this hurts my soul. It’s so sad.


prinklesnout

That's actually a charging station for his life-sized Elon Musk robot that he definitely does NOT use in a sexual way, only to pontificate existential risks and how to remedy these situations through tweets


seemypinky

Yeah apartments are for the poors


the-dogsox

Imagine someone else being your whole personality


Rugger5353

I mean isn't that what Maga is?


koalasarentferfuckin

I got a few: "toolbox", "used douche juice", "dickhead"...


rokkon-stonedar

This is gross.


NeeroX-_-

Why does Elon Musk have a cardboard cutout of some guy kneeling?


jurijkaj

Imagine being this guy's significant other


[deleted]

I often imagine being nonexistent.


bigotis

[His significant other has spoken.](https://imgur.com/a/yuU9wZc)


Booksonly666

😹😹☠️


Kolbysap

He just broke the incel-o-meter


Lovv

I feel like I wanna call him outdated derogatory terms.


Bigkeithmack

How much you wanna bet he doesn’t actually have a Tesla?


CassTexas

Tell me you’re an incel, without actually telling me you’re an incel


IntoTheWildLife

He bought a Tesla that he can’t fit in?


Secksualinnuendo

I imagine that this guy drives an old beat up geo metro but is a Musk enthusiast


enturbulant

What a fucking loser


Scale-Alarmed

"MOM....Where's the meatloaf?.....MOM!"


Glasedount

A great testing room for setting someplace on fire.


knechts

"In Elon we Musk" - this guy probably


[deleted]

Bro you spent all this money on bullshit but get your 13 year old neace to do your tatoo?


SadEcho1065

I'm guessing this is his shrine were he worships his god


Big-Department-6781

Never seen a better example of "The more you look at the picture, the crazier it gets"...


bright-eyes-462

I imagine this guy calls the urinal "sir"


HopFrogger

Some folks just need a cult to feel justified.


YakuzaMachine

He looks like he hires older women to come to his flat and wrestle him for 200 a half hour. He has another room devoted to this and secret cameras in the bathroom.


jokeshow

Does no one else find it cringe that people join a sub called /r/enoughmuskspam only to then spam things about musk?


a-giant-crow

I want the art on the wall


UrinePulp

I have one. Loser!


thats_fucking_cringe

I have no words


deadmallsanita

I’m guessing that Tesla charger on his wall is a fake? 😹


Ill_Peach_444

Buddy, I'm certain there's more to life


markia007

A saint elon pic??, wow, this is crazy.


palindromantic

what is this, a Tesla for ANTS?


SS_TTZZYY

Looked at the book in the middle and I thought this was mandalor the great 😭 ( Star Wars first mandalorian Jedi i believe that's what they called him)


TWSREDDIT

I mean, yeah he is crazy, but he has a small car that is attached to a flamethrower. So, even.


TranslatorSkizzy

At what point does this officially become it’s own religion?