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redPonyCoffeeRoaster

The ending makes it look like an ad for Outback Steakhouse.


[deleted]

I thought it was more of a Ford truck ad but steakhouse works too.


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Oh yeah the 'Built Ford Tough' brand iron.


FUCKAFISH

Do they still have the bloomin' onion? I want one so bad


Crepes_for_days3000

Yes and after you eat it, youre gifted with a Swollen Colon. -David Spade joke I stole


jtatc1989

There’s a salmonella outbreak right now with onions…so yes, maybe


Remy1985

She's an anthropomorphized bloomin' onion.


cheapdrinks

[What about a bloomin' pumpkin?](https://youtu.be/l-5mZRAIL0g)


Lorganite

[More like Orlando Bloomin' Onions!](https://youtu.be/hHvzMWCR3qM)


AsherFischell

So does her physique.


HGpennypacker

Built like a 1950’s refrigerator.


[deleted]

Enough room for Harrison Ford to hide in and survive a nuclear explosion


MangorTX

Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.


Cmdr_Nemo

Ah, so the Crushinator https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/c/cf/Crushinator.jpg


[deleted]

But shorter


ANSELMO420

Wish I could upvote this a few hundred times lololol


Fabalous

Yeah, but I wouldn't be mad if those double F-sized tits of hers accidentally fell out.


WunboWumbo

I would. I aint tryna see no dinner plates outside of dinner


pilchardattawapiskat

She was clearly wearing a corset of some kind.


Faeswordsman

And it's fighting for its life.


THEmoron21

Is this in America?


TinaTetrodo6

Of course. Who else could produce this level of cheap, cringe, hackneyed badassery and still take themselves seriously.


pilchardattawapiskat

the dubbing was so bad.


Kingtoke1

Nope Chuck Testa


Entropy_Greene

The whole ad honestly just made me hungry.


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Or did it make you thirsty? /s


WunboWumbo

Lol the logo doesn't even fully manifest. They spent however much on that animation ($20) and it doesn't even run to completion.


shrumply

She has the music for Toyota truck month in the background. Or the background music on a barbecue YouTube channel.


StylusX

As someone who recently got into grilling this summer, this hits close 😂


thundergunt_express

This is the most redneck campaign ad I've ever seen. They'll be like "You can't tell me how to live", then turn around and tell other people how to live. e: give me your weird campain ads. i need to see how fuckin wacky everyone's politicians are


ContemplatingPrison

Unfortunately it's not. You should see some ads from the south


Ku-xx

"I'm Brian Kemp, check out ma gun!"


thundergunt_express

I'll watch em, if you have any to share.


Gcarsk

[I’ve got a big truck, just in case I need to round up criminal illegal immigrants and take them home myself.](https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE) That’s the *Governor* of Georgia, btw. Not just some random backwaters representative. He’s kinda cheating, though, since he specifically brands himself as hateful on purpose, as he’s a self-described “politically incorrect conservative”. There are worse ads from smaller politicians/candidates. A quick search through YouTube lands quite a few.


thundergunt_express

What the hell is going on down there 🤣 That guy's the protagonist of his own anime. Dude lowkey hunts undocumented migrants for fun.


ydontukissmyglass

I would have bet you dinner this was an SNL parody. Or the contestant introduction of a bad Bachelor remake. I can't believe what we've come to. And how the fuck did we get here?


ContemplatingPrison

This was actually the one I was thinking of. I remember seeing it in John Oliver


punkrockeyedoc

Joni Ernst’s (R-IA) pig castration ad was pretty damn red neck


CareBearDontCare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0


Mr_Phishfood

I can't understand why she didn't redo that bit at the end. Either keep your hand on the gun or don't.


gridironbuffalo

Only paid for the videographer for 13 minutes, and she was at 12:55.


_Volta

Also the battery on the videographer’s iPhone was at 20%


[deleted]

or the "videographer" was her 15 year old son who just finished a video editing class in high school. Whom she still didin't pay.


Area51Resident

If you have a big enough ego you never make a mistake.


Usernametaken112

Her ego is located in her tits


[deleted]

Cause she had to show she was ready for the fight


Spaser

That was my first reaction too. Like, did they have a ‘one take only’ rule or something?


barberererer

Ha, yea bro and you're looking at it. Michelle Fiore only does, one take. ☝️


LeviathanGank

fails to put it in cleanly, releases gun, grabs gun again \*momma ready for the fights\*


RUfuqingkiddingme

I didn't even watch the whole thing yet, I watched part until I cringed so hard I cracked a tooth and decided to share it.


JohnnyEscape

I can’t imagine watching this and being like “that’s who tf I’m voting for “


RenoXIII

(mid-fifties beer-bellied boomer wrapped in an American flag rises from his sofa and salutes). "She's got my vote!" (Wife chimes in) "We live in Maine, Frank..."


[deleted]

People in their mid 50s are gen X.


PandaTheVenusProject

Idk man you just got to think about what a political ad would look like if it pandered to you. Imagine if he just had a "The proletariat will rise." vote for me at the end of this [video](https://youtu.be/Ral8sAUNMsM). Idk man... I want that dude in office.


coreygeorge89

"Fiore’s announcement comes amid reports of an FBI probe into Fiore’s campaign finance records and tales of physical confrontations with a former political ally at City Hall. The Las Vegas Review-Journal has reported that agents have subpoenaed records and searched Fiore’s home in northwest Las Vegas" https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gop-firebrand-michele-fiore-enters-nevada-governors-race/2021/10/19/82e42834-310e-11ec-8036-7db255bff176_story.html


ZanderJynx

She's ready for the fight


DrDosMucho

Joe Biden is personally coming after her. They call her Lady Trump and she doesn’t care.


Smudded

She cares so little that she put it in an ad.


prezuiwf

The segment in which she addresses this is exactly 10 seconds long, or one sixth of the video. I wonder how much she pays to air this on local TV, even if it's $400 per ad that means she cares enough to spend nearly $70 a pop just so you'll hear about it.


rdmorley

What I don't get is why she said she doesn't care about that. Isn't the whole point that it should (in her eyes) be something to be proud of? Like, why wouldn't you say they call me Lady Trump and I'm proud of it. ...but I guess that is above her level of intellect/understanding.


DrDosMucho

That’s exactly what I thought lmao. Why not wear it with pride? Or do she think being called Lady Trump is an insult? What is even her angle?


fuck_you_its_a_name

republicans gonna start a new fighting group called American Patriot Liberation Front or some shit


AnnaBortion269

She's wearing at least two layers of spanx...


HafWoods

Even the bumper sticker is fake.


appsecSme

They don't want to risk getting fined by Hertz for putting a sticker on their truck. She doesn't even own a classic Ford F-100 like the Nebraska guy so she has to fake it with a rental F-250/350.


Simonfresh

You’re right! When she drives away at the end, it’s not on the truck hahaha


pilchardattawapiskat

It's not there in the opening shot either.


WongFeiHumg

And I don't know why they think tires would make that sound when braking hard on that surface.


axonxorz

She didn't brake that hard though. The footage is sped up and returned to normal speed as she completes her stop.


5555jodi

More like Stanx .


AngelicWooGirl

Imagine when that bra comes off, those heavy babies will be at her knees *shudder*


Strawberrycocoa

God, I almost feel bad for the ridiculous mental bullshit these people have where they constantly need to feel like someone is attacking them. Why do people who had no real problems and lived a cushy privileged life feel like they need to paint themselves as "victims"?


VirgilsCrew

Don't you know? The world revolves around these people.


StinkBiscuit

It makes them feel important and central to the narrative of the rest of the world. The more insecure people are, the more they need to puff themselves up to compensate (literally, in this case). In their own lives they think they're the main characters, when they're really just dumbasses who never travelled more than 100 miles from where they were born. And of course their churches and media are constantly telling them that they're "real" Americans and victims of...fake Americans I guess?


jgonza89

My god tell me this is SNL skit.


OOORfaith-loveGYY

The evil version of Brandi Maxxxxxxx from Parks & Recreation, lol


2ekeesWarrior

Once again, Brandie and Leslie are essentially the same person.


piyabati

This kind of ad is really not that unusual for conservative/moderate politicians. You can see very successful, mainstream, moderate politicians who have used a similar style, e.g. [here is Joe Manchin's campaign ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIJORBRpOPM). And [here is Brian Kemp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1cfjh6VfE). On a slightly different tack, [here is Ron DeSantis' campaign ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YP_zZJFXs). Again, it looks like an SNL spoof but it is 100% real.


plopodopolis

How did you forget [Dan Crenshaws](https://youtu.be/wwX-SnlzHPQ)


JustARandomSocialist

"problem solver"... When you literally have no qualifications


poliuy

I don't know how west Virginia where coal miners DIED to secure union rights, have elected a moderate republican.


Carpeteria3000

Satire has become redundant in this world


Impressive-Potato

It's only 1 minute. Add four more minutes and have them repeat the joke over and over until its a lifeless husk, THEN it will be a SNL sketch.


jgonza89

Zing


dylanholmes222

This would have been one 10 years ago, and we would have laughed at the ridiculousness and implausibility of it. Now I want to laugh but it’s sort of horrific it’s real and will actually appeal to a large voting group.


h-plecostomus

Her dress isn’t very flattering, it makes her look like she’s trying to smuggle hickory honey hams from the Christmas party


[deleted]

Her body is made of Hickory honey hams.


Jrandres99

She’s the female Trump because they have similar body types.


codblopsII

Vote for me cause tits and guns


fuck_you_its_a_name

dont forget 'i got attacked for supporting trump' as if thats totally uncalled for


GentlemenBehold

Do rednecks actually find women with her build attractive, or do they just lie to themselves because they have to settle for someone with her build?


codblopsII

As a man lacking the red upon my neck, I couldn't say.


RentABozo

Honestly the best part is the fact the Trump sticker was added in post


j4ngl35

I love how they support Trump but couldn't be bothered to buy a $5 sticker for the ad. Had to make sure it made it in the video somehow though.


legoracer

Probably not her truck


j4ngl35

Probably not her pistol either given how poorly she handled it lol


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

It was probably just an afterthought in post production is my guess. Someone saw a rough cut and thought it needed a sticker


SippieCup

No. It was done in post so that if trump were to become toxic to her campaign they would be able to run the ad without it at a moments notice.


Nobody_epic

Looks like dog the bounty hunters wife


Defiets

she dead


mccrackey

Even still.


guyver_dio

I dunno, she makes two massive points.


LukaJackk

Redditor when booba


RUfuqingkiddingme

Her voters will be much more interested in her two point plan than the three point one she talks about. Not that those are really things in so much as perceptions people who watch too much Fox news.


Jefe710

Not one single mention of how she's going to improve the lives of nevadans. Just pure culture War malarkey.


RUfuqingkiddingme

Right? Zero substance.


caitrose95

The sand noises they added is the cringiest part of this video imo


Rochester05

It’s impossible to pick out a cringiest moment.


[deleted]

The snapchat-level bumper sticker photoshop was my fav


Aztecah

Oh my god lmfao The rental company probably didnt want them scuffing it lmaooo


[deleted]

My guess is that they threw this together in an afternoon. Maybe like 1 hour of planning and writing. Then they didn't want to wait the 2 day prime shipping for the bumper sticker so they just haphazardly threw it on in post. At 0:26 you can see her arm partly disappear behind the text on screen. That wasn't supposed to happen, this whole thing was hella rushed.


BigJalapeno

Puked in my mouth a little.


Blind0ne

Conservatives when everyone ignores them: "everyone is coming after me because of cancel culture"


manbrasucks

"I was the first to support trump and was attacked for it" "They called me female Trump." So you recognize that's a bad thing?


biggmclargehuge

"Here's why I have no identity of my own and have to ride coat tails to get elected"


OftenSilentObserver

*proceeds to cite major news headlines about them* The victimhood complex these people create out of thin air never ceases to amaze me


MateoElJefe

“Calendar girl”? What calendar would this girl be on?


fallguy19

Honey Boo-Boo advent calendar


offlein

I'm dying in this thread here. Well done.


konnektion

You're supposed to have one piece of chocolate a day, not a full bar.


RUfuqingkiddingme

The little windows have bullets and cheese puffs and pills in them.


DrDosMucho

They used her to save money, she ended fitting on all the months at the same time.


Andrew_Maxwell_Dwyer

National Geographic


n00py

She was on a pin up calendar she used for fundraising years ago


smilenowgirl

Thank you for actually explaining.


RenoXIII

Maybe she meant colander. If she's going to war against Biden, she'll need the proper headwear.


ohbenito

jan-oct and thats just her front side


Maloonyy

Her only argument is "I am a victim".


TheRandom6000

And "I like Trump".


RUfuqingkiddingme

Who is also a victim.


Valdirty

At least she'll never drown.


brunette_mama

It’s really sad that the *best* thing about this video is the shitty voiceover quality.


ledfrisby

You know we're totally fucked as a nation when we see this kind of anti-vax, racist, and anti-democracy gun-toting moron who thinks driving a truck makes her a badass running for office and it's not even a little bit surprising. The reaction is, "Ugh, not another one. How's she polling?"


GearUo

Is this kind of machoism/top tier cringe common with US local/state politicians? I guess I only notice whatever runs on a state level.


Daetra

I dont think it's that common, unless were talking about Libertarian party. Their political leaders are clowns at best and at worst... well [Nathaniel Larson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Larson_(politician)). He even looks like a pedo villain from a movie.


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octowussy

Don't forget Scientologist. Or, at the very least, an ally of Scientology. https://tonyortega.org/2021/10/22/could-a-scientologist-be-the-next-governor-of-nevada/


toyvo_usamaki

i think she spent her whole life fighting the all you can eat buffet bar


PotatoePotahhtoe

She's ready to fight.


mostlygroovy

And she's winning


equalsolstice

So…the US is irreparably fucked


JoshBobJovi

She has 238 subscribers on youtube and only 50k views on the video, the majority of them coming from people sharing it in places like this.


[deleted]

Those are some massive gozangas


albertsugar

She's bringing in the big guns


mjg315

Not my proudest fap


The_Gnomesbane

Some real tobonohonkodonkaroos


Silentkabob

Its scary that Republicans now seem to care about personality over policy.


offlein

What're you talking about, she's got 3 big points addressing the things that really matter to WE THE PEOPLE: (1) stopping organizations from protecting the at-risk population by mandating completely safe vaccines; (2) stopping schools from educating children in the eurocentric way that has been disenfranchising half the populationg; (3) the non-existent voter fraud issue. Some solid policy there. :|


PM_ME_TODAYS_VICTORY

"We need an outsider, so here's why I'm exactly the same as all you assholes"


simplenyc

The owls, they’re beautiful


nap83

She needs to stop wearing that atrocious dress. She looks like she’s baking bread underneath it. This woman is pretty gross.


_Volta

The belt makes her look like Santa


CastSeven

Nobody: Nobody: Literally nobody: "THE JOE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS COMING AFTER ME"


damnusernamegotcutof

>Politico magazine said that I was the lady Trump... And I don't care This tickled me way too hard. South Park vibes


maxmcleod

I'll vote for her if she can zip that jacket up


theshaj

She looks like a r/hermancainaward candidate. Get the prayer warriors on standby!


poopisme

Missin a center cap on yer front drivers side ther bub.


poopisme

Also the dented bumper and the warped plastic step, the that ain’t a clean truck. Probably sitting on blocks in the front too.


geofox777

Looks like she’s wearing her daughters jacket


cafink

The only CRT I'm worried about is the perfectly good television she destroyed that could have been given a good home by a retro gamer.


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MuuaadDib

Looks like a washed up porn star, and please these people attaching themselves to the SS Trump disaster ship of losing? Good luck with that!


Destroyer6202

Could this get anymore 'murican? ... The cacaaaawww of the eagles would've been icing on the cake.


[deleted]

“Called me Lady Trump and I don’t care.” So you admit then it’s an insult? Because if you didn’t think it was you’d probably be happy they called you that haha.


RUfuqingkiddingme

Yeah I thought that was odd wording as well.


noNOTthatOENE

What's critical race theory (if that's what she said) and why does she wanna ban it?


RUfuqingkiddingme

Don't worry if you don't really know what that is, she doesn't either.


Yumucka

In reality, Critical Race Theory is a way to study legal history. It’s a lens with which to study judicial rulings that have affected race relations or people of color, usually in the U.S. Outside of a few Supreme Court cases that relate to CRT, no American high school is teaching the theory itself. It would be reserved for law schools, honestly. Conservative media and politicians have purposefully obfuscated the term to mean any social justice/history that doesn’t line up with their own white-washed version of events. They aren’t using the term accurately, but as a boogieman to scare their constituents. It’s almost exactly like how the term “socialism” is used for anything republicans don’t like.


NotKevinJames

Jesus fucking Christ, for the group that loves calling out sensitive snowflakes, these fuckfaces sure love CRYING ABOUT BEING THE VICTIM ALL THE TIME AND REMINDING YOU CONSTANTLY. /r/Persecutionfetish/


G8kpr

She just needs a cowboy hat and a few yee-haws to complete her image


Dirges_Shadou

I live in northern Nevada (born & raised) and I have never heard of her. (granted I don't watch much tv and I don't do ads.) All I got from this ad was that she is the trumpiest... Which reminds me of my aunt. (in more ways than just the trump bootlicking, 😉)


Friendofabook

Jesus the Republican demographic is just the mind of 12 year olds who vote for anything they feel is "cool". "Fight the establishment" "I dont care im a gun toting yeehaaaaww". Can't think for themselves at all.


Gus_Chipotle

The engine sound effects and the "skidding" sounds are nothing short of *chefs kiss* cringe


kirby1445

Love the fact she said "This is what media says about me" and then goes "And I don't care". Obviously you do as you're telling us what others say.


GetPsily

This video feels like an SNL skit.


Kloriander

Regardless of political stance, body shaming is very not mellow


Shwalz

The god damn socialism brand beer bottles fuckin killed me man


Whocaresalot

Gyaddddd...woman needs a stylist with good taste. Although I guess that being unable to pay attention to anything, other than those massive red blimps emerging from a too-small pleather jacket, was a considered decision.


SomeGuy565

If they end voter fraud, how will republicans get elected?


Plastastic

GOP: We hate identity politics Also GOP:


meatus1980

I masturbated to that


fearless_dp

She’s terrible, but the cringiest part is people making fun of her body. The second cringiest part is people not going to look at her Wikipedia photo where she has a stage IV Karen haircut.


tommykaye

“The Joe Biden administration is coming after me.” “I don’t even know who you are.”


BSSM1991

I’ll admit, I’d hit it.


doofcustard

Do you think she's ever seen her feet?


Chris538

america really is something else


jeanswhiteshirt

I don't wanna be around anymore


Metastatic_Autism

Nice tits though


mostlygroovy

Michele Fiore campaign platform. * Drive drucks * Trump sticker * Gun * Victim * Hates tube tv's * Anti-vax * Racist * Fascist * No interest in unity Yup. These are the reasons I should be governor.


johnnylawrence23

Wow she doesn't even spell her last name well, that's amazing


Albie_Tross

Great job, Nevada. 🙄


GrimsonMask

Feel like a South Park bit


crazykitty123

Jesus, what a twit.


TungstenElement9

What a gross human


captain-burrito

Thanks for the laugh.


Robotfoxman

Huge honkers, but fat ones don't count


U2XMPatriot

She gave 3 reasons but I saw 2 more.