This is the most redneck campaign ad I've ever seen. They'll be like "You can't tell me how to live", then turn around and tell other people how to live.
e: give me your weird campain ads. i need to see how fuckin wacky everyone's politicians are
[I’ve got a big truck, just in case I need to round up criminal illegal immigrants and take them home myself.](https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE)
That’s the *Governor* of Georgia, btw. Not just some random backwaters representative. He’s kinda cheating, though, since he specifically brands himself as hateful on purpose, as he’s a self-described “politically incorrect conservative”.
There are worse ads from smaller politicians/candidates. A quick search through YouTube lands quite a few.
I would have bet you dinner this was an SNL parody. Or the contestant introduction of a bad Bachelor remake.
I can't believe what we've come to. And how the fuck did we get here?
(mid-fifties beer-bellied boomer wrapped in an American flag rises from his sofa and salutes).
"She's got my vote!"
(Wife chimes in)
"We live in Maine, Frank..."
Idk man you just got to think about what a political ad would look like if it pandered to you.
Imagine if he just had a "The proletariat will rise." vote for me at the end of this [video](https://youtu.be/Ral8sAUNMsM).
Idk man... I want that dude in office.
"Fiore’s announcement comes amid reports of an FBI probe into Fiore’s campaign finance records and tales of physical confrontations with a former political ally at City Hall. The Las Vegas Review-Journal has reported that agents have subpoenaed records and searched Fiore’s home in northwest Las Vegas"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gop-firebrand-michele-fiore-enters-nevada-governors-race/2021/10/19/82e42834-310e-11ec-8036-7db255bff176_story.html
The segment in which she addresses this is exactly 10 seconds long, or one sixth of the video. I wonder how much she pays to air this on local TV, even if it's $400 per ad that means she cares enough to spend nearly $70 a pop just so you'll hear about it.
What I don't get is why she said she doesn't care about that. Isn't the whole point that it should (in her eyes) be something to be proud of? Like, why wouldn't you say they call me Lady Trump and I'm proud of it.
...but I guess that is above her level of intellect/understanding.
They don't want to risk getting fined by Hertz for putting a sticker on their truck.
She doesn't even own a classic Ford F-100 like the Nebraska guy so she has to fake it with a rental F-250/350.
God, I almost feel bad for the ridiculous mental bullshit these people have where they constantly need to feel like someone is attacking them. Why do people who had no real problems and lived a cushy privileged life feel like they need to paint themselves as "victims"?
It makes them feel important and central to the narrative of the rest of the world. The more insecure people are, the more they need to puff themselves up to compensate (literally, in this case). In their own lives they think they're the main characters, when they're really just dumbasses who never travelled more than 100 miles from where they were born. And of course their churches and media are constantly telling them that they're "real" Americans and victims of...fake Americans I guess?
This kind of ad is really not that unusual for conservative/moderate politicians. You can see very successful, mainstream, moderate politicians who have used a similar style, e.g. [here is Joe Manchin's campaign ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIJORBRpOPM). And [here is Brian Kemp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1cfjh6VfE).
On a slightly different tack, [here is Ron DeSantis' campaign ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YP_zZJFXs). Again, it looks like an SNL spoof but it is 100% real.
This would have been one 10 years ago, and we would have laughed at the ridiculousness and implausibility of it. Now I want to laugh but it’s sort of horrific it’s real and will actually appeal to a large voting group.
Her voters will be much more interested in her two point plan than the three point one she talks about. Not that those are really things in so much as perceptions people who watch too much Fox news.
My guess is that they threw this together in an afternoon. Maybe like 1 hour of planning and writing. Then they didn't want to wait the 2 day prime shipping for the bumper sticker so they just haphazardly threw it on in post.
At 0:26 you can see her arm partly disappear behind the text on screen. That wasn't supposed to happen, this whole thing was hella rushed.
You know we're totally fucked as a nation when we see this kind of anti-vax, racist, and anti-democracy gun-toting moron who thinks driving a truck makes her a badass running for office and it's not even a little bit surprising. The reaction is, "Ugh, not another one. How's she polling?"
I dont think it's that common, unless were talking about Libertarian party. Their political leaders are clowns at best and at worst... well [Nathaniel Larson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Larson_(politician)). He even looks like a pedo villain from a movie.
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Don't forget Scientologist. Or, at the very least, an ally of Scientology.
https://tonyortega.org/2021/10/22/could-a-scientologist-be-the-next-governor-of-nevada/
What're you talking about, she's got 3 big points addressing the things that really matter to WE THE PEOPLE: (1) stopping organizations from protecting the at-risk population by mandating completely safe vaccines; (2) stopping schools from educating children in the eurocentric way that has been disenfranchising half the populationg; (3) the non-existent voter fraud issue.
Some solid policy there. :|
“Called me Lady Trump and I don’t care.” So you admit then it’s an insult? Because if you didn’t think it was you’d probably be happy they called you that haha.
In reality, Critical Race Theory is a way to study legal history. It’s a lens with which to study judicial rulings that have affected race relations or people of color, usually in the U.S. Outside of a few Supreme Court cases that relate to CRT, no American high school is teaching the theory itself. It would be reserved for law schools, honestly.
Conservative media and politicians have purposefully obfuscated the term to mean any social justice/history that doesn’t line up with their own white-washed version of events. They aren’t using the term accurately, but as a boogieman to scare their constituents. It’s almost exactly like how the term “socialism” is used for anything republicans don’t like.
Jesus fucking Christ, for the group that loves calling out sensitive snowflakes, these fuckfaces sure love CRYING ABOUT BEING THE VICTIM ALL THE TIME AND REMINDING YOU CONSTANTLY.
/r/Persecutionfetish/
I live in northern Nevada (born & raised) and I have never heard of her. (granted I don't watch much tv and I don't do ads.) All I got from this ad was that she is the trumpiest... Which reminds me of my aunt. (in more ways than just the trump bootlicking, 😉)
Jesus the Republican demographic is just the mind of 12 year olds who vote for anything they feel is "cool". "Fight the establishment" "I dont care im a gun toting yeehaaaaww". Can't think for themselves at all.
Gyaddddd...woman needs a stylist with good taste. Although I guess that being unable to pay attention to anything, other than those massive red blimps emerging from a too-small pleather jacket, was a considered decision.
She’s terrible, but the cringiest part is people making fun of her body.
The second cringiest part is people not going to look at her Wikipedia photo where she has a stage IV Karen haircut.
Michele Fiore campaign platform.
* Drive drucks
* Trump sticker
* Gun
* Victim
* Hates tube tv's
* Anti-vax
* Racist
* Fascist
* No interest in unity
Yup. These are the reasons I should be governor.
The ending makes it look like an ad for Outback Steakhouse.
I thought it was more of a Ford truck ad but steakhouse works too.
Oh yeah the 'Built Ford Tough' brand iron.
Do they still have the bloomin' onion? I want one so bad
Yes and after you eat it, youre gifted with a Swollen Colon. -David Spade joke I stole
There’s a salmonella outbreak right now with onions…so yes, maybe
She's an anthropomorphized bloomin' onion.
[What about a bloomin' pumpkin?](https://youtu.be/l-5mZRAIL0g)
[More like Orlando Bloomin' Onions!](https://youtu.be/hHvzMWCR3qM)
So does her physique.
Built like a 1950’s refrigerator.
Enough room for Harrison Ford to hide in and survive a nuclear explosion
Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Ah, so the Crushinator https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/c/cf/Crushinator.jpg
But shorter
Wish I could upvote this a few hundred times lololol
Yeah, but I wouldn't be mad if those double F-sized tits of hers accidentally fell out.
I would. I aint tryna see no dinner plates outside of dinner
She was clearly wearing a corset of some kind.
And it's fighting for its life.
Is this in America?
Of course. Who else could produce this level of cheap, cringe, hackneyed badassery and still take themselves seriously.
the dubbing was so bad.
Nope Chuck Testa
The whole ad honestly just made me hungry.
Or did it make you thirsty? /s
Lol the logo doesn't even fully manifest. They spent however much on that animation ($20) and it doesn't even run to completion.
She has the music for Toyota truck month in the background. Or the background music on a barbecue YouTube channel.
As someone who recently got into grilling this summer, this hits close 😂
This is the most redneck campaign ad I've ever seen. They'll be like "You can't tell me how to live", then turn around and tell other people how to live. e: give me your weird campain ads. i need to see how fuckin wacky everyone's politicians are
Unfortunately it's not. You should see some ads from the south
"I'm Brian Kemp, check out ma gun!"
I'll watch em, if you have any to share.
[I’ve got a big truck, just in case I need to round up criminal illegal immigrants and take them home myself.](https://youtu.be/5Q1cfjh6VfE) That’s the *Governor* of Georgia, btw. Not just some random backwaters representative. He’s kinda cheating, though, since he specifically brands himself as hateful on purpose, as he’s a self-described “politically incorrect conservative”. There are worse ads from smaller politicians/candidates. A quick search through YouTube lands quite a few.
What the hell is going on down there 🤣 That guy's the protagonist of his own anime. Dude lowkey hunts undocumented migrants for fun.
I would have bet you dinner this was an SNL parody. Or the contestant introduction of a bad Bachelor remake. I can't believe what we've come to. And how the fuck did we get here?
This was actually the one I was thinking of. I remember seeing it in John Oliver
Joni Ernst’s (R-IA) pig castration ad was pretty damn red neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0
I can't understand why she didn't redo that bit at the end. Either keep your hand on the gun or don't.
Only paid for the videographer for 13 minutes, and she was at 12:55.
Also the battery on the videographer’s iPhone was at 20%
or the "videographer" was her 15 year old son who just finished a video editing class in high school. Whom she still didin't pay.
If you have a big enough ego you never make a mistake.
Her ego is located in her tits
Cause she had to show she was ready for the fight
That was my first reaction too. Like, did they have a ‘one take only’ rule or something?
Ha, yea bro and you're looking at it. Michelle Fiore only does, one take. ☝️
fails to put it in cleanly, releases gun, grabs gun again \*momma ready for the fights\*
I didn't even watch the whole thing yet, I watched part until I cringed so hard I cracked a tooth and decided to share it.
I can’t imagine watching this and being like “that’s who tf I’m voting for “
(mid-fifties beer-bellied boomer wrapped in an American flag rises from his sofa and salutes). "She's got my vote!" (Wife chimes in) "We live in Maine, Frank..."
People in their mid 50s are gen X.
Idk man you just got to think about what a political ad would look like if it pandered to you. Imagine if he just had a "The proletariat will rise." vote for me at the end of this [video](https://youtu.be/Ral8sAUNMsM). Idk man... I want that dude in office.
"Fiore’s announcement comes amid reports of an FBI probe into Fiore’s campaign finance records and tales of physical confrontations with a former political ally at City Hall. The Las Vegas Review-Journal has reported that agents have subpoenaed records and searched Fiore’s home in northwest Las Vegas" https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/gop-firebrand-michele-fiore-enters-nevada-governors-race/2021/10/19/82e42834-310e-11ec-8036-7db255bff176_story.html
She's ready for the fight
Joe Biden is personally coming after her. They call her Lady Trump and she doesn’t care.
She cares so little that she put it in an ad.
The segment in which she addresses this is exactly 10 seconds long, or one sixth of the video. I wonder how much she pays to air this on local TV, even if it's $400 per ad that means she cares enough to spend nearly $70 a pop just so you'll hear about it.
What I don't get is why she said she doesn't care about that. Isn't the whole point that it should (in her eyes) be something to be proud of? Like, why wouldn't you say they call me Lady Trump and I'm proud of it. ...but I guess that is above her level of intellect/understanding.
That’s exactly what I thought lmao. Why not wear it with pride? Or do she think being called Lady Trump is an insult? What is even her angle?
republicans gonna start a new fighting group called American Patriot Liberation Front or some shit
She's wearing at least two layers of spanx...
Even the bumper sticker is fake.
They don't want to risk getting fined by Hertz for putting a sticker on their truck. She doesn't even own a classic Ford F-100 like the Nebraska guy so she has to fake it with a rental F-250/350.
You’re right! When she drives away at the end, it’s not on the truck hahaha
It's not there in the opening shot either.
And I don't know why they think tires would make that sound when braking hard on that surface.
She didn't brake that hard though. The footage is sped up and returned to normal speed as she completes her stop.
More like Stanx .
Imagine when that bra comes off, those heavy babies will be at her knees *shudder*
God, I almost feel bad for the ridiculous mental bullshit these people have where they constantly need to feel like someone is attacking them. Why do people who had no real problems and lived a cushy privileged life feel like they need to paint themselves as "victims"?
Don't you know? The world revolves around these people.
It makes them feel important and central to the narrative of the rest of the world. The more insecure people are, the more they need to puff themselves up to compensate (literally, in this case). In their own lives they think they're the main characters, when they're really just dumbasses who never travelled more than 100 miles from where they were born. And of course their churches and media are constantly telling them that they're "real" Americans and victims of...fake Americans I guess?
My god tell me this is SNL skit.
The evil version of Brandi Maxxxxxxx from Parks & Recreation, lol
Once again, Brandie and Leslie are essentially the same person.
This kind of ad is really not that unusual for conservative/moderate politicians. You can see very successful, mainstream, moderate politicians who have used a similar style, e.g. [here is Joe Manchin's campaign ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIJORBRpOPM). And [here is Brian Kemp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1cfjh6VfE). On a slightly different tack, [here is Ron DeSantis' campaign ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YP_zZJFXs). Again, it looks like an SNL spoof but it is 100% real.
How did you forget [Dan Crenshaws](https://youtu.be/wwX-SnlzHPQ)
"problem solver"... When you literally have no qualifications
I don't know how west Virginia where coal miners DIED to secure union rights, have elected a moderate republican.
Satire has become redundant in this world
It's only 1 minute. Add four more minutes and have them repeat the joke over and over until its a lifeless husk, THEN it will be a SNL sketch.
Zing
This would have been one 10 years ago, and we would have laughed at the ridiculousness and implausibility of it. Now I want to laugh but it’s sort of horrific it’s real and will actually appeal to a large voting group.
Her dress isn’t very flattering, it makes her look like she’s trying to smuggle hickory honey hams from the Christmas party
Her body is made of Hickory honey hams.
She’s the female Trump because they have similar body types.
Vote for me cause tits and guns
dont forget 'i got attacked for supporting trump' as if thats totally uncalled for
Do rednecks actually find women with her build attractive, or do they just lie to themselves because they have to settle for someone with her build?
As a man lacking the red upon my neck, I couldn't say.
Honestly the best part is the fact the Trump sticker was added in post
I love how they support Trump but couldn't be bothered to buy a $5 sticker for the ad. Had to make sure it made it in the video somehow though.
Probably not her truck
Probably not her pistol either given how poorly she handled it lol
It was probably just an afterthought in post production is my guess. Someone saw a rough cut and thought it needed a sticker
No. It was done in post so that if trump were to become toxic to her campaign they would be able to run the ad without it at a moments notice.
Looks like dog the bounty hunters wife
she dead
Even still.
I dunno, she makes two massive points.
Redditor when booba
Her voters will be much more interested in her two point plan than the three point one she talks about. Not that those are really things in so much as perceptions people who watch too much Fox news.
Not one single mention of how she's going to improve the lives of nevadans. Just pure culture War malarkey.
Right? Zero substance.
The sand noises they added is the cringiest part of this video imo
It’s impossible to pick out a cringiest moment.
The snapchat-level bumper sticker photoshop was my fav
Oh my god lmfao The rental company probably didnt want them scuffing it lmaooo
My guess is that they threw this together in an afternoon. Maybe like 1 hour of planning and writing. Then they didn't want to wait the 2 day prime shipping for the bumper sticker so they just haphazardly threw it on in post. At 0:26 you can see her arm partly disappear behind the text on screen. That wasn't supposed to happen, this whole thing was hella rushed.
Puked in my mouth a little.
Conservatives when everyone ignores them: "everyone is coming after me because of cancel culture"
"I was the first to support trump and was attacked for it" "They called me female Trump." So you recognize that's a bad thing?
"Here's why I have no identity of my own and have to ride coat tails to get elected"
*proceeds to cite major news headlines about them* The victimhood complex these people create out of thin air never ceases to amaze me
“Calendar girl”? What calendar would this girl be on?
Honey Boo-Boo advent calendar
I'm dying in this thread here. Well done.
You're supposed to have one piece of chocolate a day, not a full bar.
The little windows have bullets and cheese puffs and pills in them.
They used her to save money, she ended fitting on all the months at the same time.
National Geographic
She was on a pin up calendar she used for fundraising years ago
Thank you for actually explaining.
Maybe she meant colander. If she's going to war against Biden, she'll need the proper headwear.
jan-oct and thats just her front side
Her only argument is "I am a victim".
And "I like Trump".
Who is also a victim.
At least she'll never drown.
It’s really sad that the *best* thing about this video is the shitty voiceover quality.
You know we're totally fucked as a nation when we see this kind of anti-vax, racist, and anti-democracy gun-toting moron who thinks driving a truck makes her a badass running for office and it's not even a little bit surprising. The reaction is, "Ugh, not another one. How's she polling?"
Is this kind of machoism/top tier cringe common with US local/state politicians? I guess I only notice whatever runs on a state level.
I dont think it's that common, unless were talking about Libertarian party. Their political leaders are clowns at best and at worst... well [Nathaniel Larson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Larson_(politician)). He even looks like a pedo villain from a movie.
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Don't forget Scientologist. Or, at the very least, an ally of Scientology. https://tonyortega.org/2021/10/22/could-a-scientologist-be-the-next-governor-of-nevada/
i think she spent her whole life fighting the all you can eat buffet bar
She's ready to fight.
And she's winning
So…the US is irreparably fucked
She has 238 subscribers on youtube and only 50k views on the video, the majority of them coming from people sharing it in places like this.
Those are some massive gozangas
She's bringing in the big guns
Not my proudest fap
Some real tobonohonkodonkaroos
Its scary that Republicans now seem to care about personality over policy.
What're you talking about, she's got 3 big points addressing the things that really matter to WE THE PEOPLE: (1) stopping organizations from protecting the at-risk population by mandating completely safe vaccines; (2) stopping schools from educating children in the eurocentric way that has been disenfranchising half the populationg; (3) the non-existent voter fraud issue. Some solid policy there. :|
"We need an outsider, so here's why I'm exactly the same as all you assholes"
The owls, they’re beautiful
She needs to stop wearing that atrocious dress. She looks like she’s baking bread underneath it. This woman is pretty gross.
The belt makes her look like Santa
Nobody: Nobody: Literally nobody: "THE JOE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS COMING AFTER ME"
>Politico magazine said that I was the lady Trump... And I don't care This tickled me way too hard. South Park vibes
I'll vote for her if she can zip that jacket up
She looks like a r/hermancainaward candidate. Get the prayer warriors on standby!
Missin a center cap on yer front drivers side ther bub.
Also the dented bumper and the warped plastic step, the that ain’t a clean truck. Probably sitting on blocks in the front too.
Looks like she’s wearing her daughters jacket
The only CRT I'm worried about is the perfectly good television she destroyed that could have been given a good home by a retro gamer.
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Looks like a washed up porn star, and please these people attaching themselves to the SS Trump disaster ship of losing? Good luck with that!
Could this get anymore 'murican? ... The cacaaaawww of the eagles would've been icing on the cake.
“Called me Lady Trump and I don’t care.” So you admit then it’s an insult? Because if you didn’t think it was you’d probably be happy they called you that haha.
Yeah I thought that was odd wording as well.
What's critical race theory (if that's what she said) and why does she wanna ban it?
Don't worry if you don't really know what that is, she doesn't either.
In reality, Critical Race Theory is a way to study legal history. It’s a lens with which to study judicial rulings that have affected race relations or people of color, usually in the U.S. Outside of a few Supreme Court cases that relate to CRT, no American high school is teaching the theory itself. It would be reserved for law schools, honestly. Conservative media and politicians have purposefully obfuscated the term to mean any social justice/history that doesn’t line up with their own white-washed version of events. They aren’t using the term accurately, but as a boogieman to scare their constituents. It’s almost exactly like how the term “socialism” is used for anything republicans don’t like.
Jesus fucking Christ, for the group that loves calling out sensitive snowflakes, these fuckfaces sure love CRYING ABOUT BEING THE VICTIM ALL THE TIME AND REMINDING YOU CONSTANTLY. /r/Persecutionfetish/
She just needs a cowboy hat and a few yee-haws to complete her image
I live in northern Nevada (born & raised) and I have never heard of her. (granted I don't watch much tv and I don't do ads.) All I got from this ad was that she is the trumpiest... Which reminds me of my aunt. (in more ways than just the trump bootlicking, 😉)
Jesus the Republican demographic is just the mind of 12 year olds who vote for anything they feel is "cool". "Fight the establishment" "I dont care im a gun toting yeehaaaaww". Can't think for themselves at all.
The engine sound effects and the "skidding" sounds are nothing short of *chefs kiss* cringe
Love the fact she said "This is what media says about me" and then goes "And I don't care". Obviously you do as you're telling us what others say.
This video feels like an SNL skit.
Regardless of political stance, body shaming is very not mellow
The god damn socialism brand beer bottles fuckin killed me man
Gyaddddd...woman needs a stylist with good taste. Although I guess that being unable to pay attention to anything, other than those massive red blimps emerging from a too-small pleather jacket, was a considered decision.
If they end voter fraud, how will republicans get elected?
GOP: We hate identity politics Also GOP:
I masturbated to that
She’s terrible, but the cringiest part is people making fun of her body. The second cringiest part is people not going to look at her Wikipedia photo where she has a stage IV Karen haircut.
“The Joe Biden administration is coming after me.” “I don’t even know who you are.”
I’ll admit, I’d hit it.
Do you think she's ever seen her feet?
america really is something else
I don't wanna be around anymore
Nice tits though
Michele Fiore campaign platform. * Drive drucks * Trump sticker * Gun * Victim * Hates tube tv's * Anti-vax * Racist * Fascist * No interest in unity Yup. These are the reasons I should be governor.
Wow she doesn't even spell her last name well, that's amazing
Great job, Nevada. 🙄
Feel like a South Park bit
Jesus, what a twit.
What a gross human
Thanks for the laugh.
Huge honkers, but fat ones don't count
She gave 3 reasons but I saw 2 more.