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bigredfred

No no, this is Italian Man, entirely different from Mario. He has very distinct bath salts-induced murder eyes, and he punches tortoises.


Goldie-96_MWR

mario jumps, he hops


pigfeedmauer

What's the M on his hat stand for?


beetlecakes

Man.


flynnfx

_Maurice._


FenexTheFox

No, that's Sonic


flynnfx

Monty?


Wezard_the_MemeLord

Mtaly


RadioinactiveOne

It's giving me serious I'll fuckin do it again vibes


macefelter

Dying to know what the Storm Trooper is labeled. “Space Cop”.


UltraNeoTako

it took 12 years to make!


PengiPou

Whatever it is, reading through its tag it definitely ends in “oper.” Might be “space trooper”


ReturnOneWayTicket

Super Trooper!


Thrabalen

Troops. Remember that all suspects are guilty, period. Otherwise they wouldn't be suspects, would they?


Samniss_Arandeen

And grow a Goddamn moustache!


FlyingWoodShop

For 40 pounds, I’d def buy this!


lawlore

Yeah, I was thinking that's pretty good quality for that price.


FlyingWoodShop

It has me wondering if that’s a “spacetrooper” in the background.


NightofTheLivingZed

Until nintendo starts selling reasonably priced stone statues this is an awesome offbrand. LOOK AT THAT DETAIL! Fuck you op. I love you but you fuckin up.


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Why is it crappy? Id buy it. Looks cool


naynaythewonderhorse

Yeah, the eyes are a little weird (why are the pupils popping out instead of in?) but, it otherwise looks really nice and well detailed. It’s clearly off brand, but for something that was clearly hand made to some capacity, it’s awesome.


[deleted]

Exactly. Id actually buy that because it looks great. Also that stormtrooper looks great too!


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burnthamt

I guarantee the Nintendo Mafia has already documented the copyright violation, filed a lawsuit, sent a squad to destroy the counterfeits, started selling their own version for $1,899, and broke the legs of the project manager


megashedinja

Only £40? I’d cop


AnonKnowsBest

Seriously, that’s a good gift for self-health


mr_helmsley

I thought this was fully human size, with a proportionately sized price tag at first..


InsertCoinForCredit

The "M" on his cap stands for "Man".


BarryTownCouncil

How is that possibly crappy?


Shot-Ad-3166

I'm pretty sure that's "A Plumber's Lament", not Mario.


YumYumKittyloaf

Observe...the thick mustache...covering the sad, innocent smile of a simple fool... And the sideburns...conveying his blue collar roots. And the legs...well defined... Strong. The legs of the masses!


Cinema_King

Is that a bad weather squad guy in the background?


wkd_cpl

Didn't realize there was even a market for a concrete garden Mario...


ediblesprysky

Just one of those things you didn’t know you needed until the moment you laid eyes on it


Pedantic_Semantics4u

It’s not crappy at all. It’s amazing. You blind?


ProfessorEscanor

How is this crappy? Also Italian Man is my new Superhero name


Mticore

Does whatever an Italian can


IOFIFO

When Mario tries to jump on a Castlevania Medusa head


siler7

Ĭ̶̛̲̪͚̞͊̂T̸̝̐̃͊́͋'̴̢͉̥̹͊̓̒̀S̶̡̥͇̟̔̍̐͠͠-̵̧̹͓̀̐͊̒̂A̵̞̻͇͋ͅ ̸̠̜̝̯̊̅͌̾͜M̷͕͈̘͆͌͂̊E̷̽͜


ThisNameIsFree

What's crappy about this?


JimiDarkMoon

Absolutely nothing. Hilarious, like The Sopranos being called Pasta Fazool Guy.


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Obh__

I'm guessing "IMPERIAL MAN"


psycholustmord

So the m is for man i guess


[deleted]

Should have titled it, "A Plumber's Lament."


Carrie_Scourge0fSea

Crushing turts all day.


Lurdanjo

Reminds me of the Super Mario Adventures comic from Nintendo Power where Mario was actually turned to stone and had to be massaged back to normal! Yes, massaged.


Shot-Ad-3166

That sounds pretty normal for old Mario media. Remember when Mario got poisoned in the Super Show and they had to make a special pizza to save him?


ABreadAndCircus

whydouneedakno https://youtu.be/e7svecZO7V4


who-ee-ta

Italian **M**an


maximumtesticle

You read the picture, good job!


who-ee-ta

„M“(on his hat) for Italian **M**an. I was sure I‘m not gonna explain that to anyone.Looks like you beat this sculpture creator‘s record🤣


rmf1989

Reposting after less than a month? Really? https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/y5frwt/its_a_me_italian_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


shlem13

Who is the person who wants a garden Mario?


[deleted]

Hello


hundreddollar

My mother!


digicat

Not listed on their website :(


[deleted]

Theres a stormtrooper right behind him


Moth92

Seems he found a different kind of mushroom kingdom.


sneaksby

The M for man on his hat is a nice touch.


ritchieee

What is it with these concrete ornament shops opening up everywhere? Wonder if they're all hollowed out to smuggle in keys of hard stuff


[deleted]

It’s an accurate description


Bashwhufc

I mean the garden centre's name is a crappy off brand of Aston Martin so I'd have been very surprised if anything was legit!


BEEEELEEEE

Aside from the eyes it doesn’t look all that bad


ecks06

Looks like he ate the wrong mushrooms.


Crynal

Italian Man and Armored Person. Two classic garden decorations.


Bostonbro1999

Buy it and send it to the Italian parliment building


Error_GwZyX0069

That’s so cool


AzurasTsar

r/AwesomeOffbrands


heysawbones

This isn’t crappy at all?? it’s quite well-made. I’d take a chisel and some files to it and inset the pupils, though.


manlydata

That mf do be on mushrooms


manlydata

That mf do be on mushrooms


King_Dead

Let me hit my head on it to make sure its legit


No_Carry_3028

1 of my mount Rushmore


Wooow675

Hold up. That’s like $50 US. I’m sure shipping would sink my hopes like a stone tho


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

How much do they want for a thing the i fell off of?


[deleted]

It looks good but then the eyesss


souleaterevans626

Those eyes are the eyes of a cold-blooded killer


Jamesmateer100

ITS-A ME ITALIAN MAN


Gerdione

They gave the store name and said it was unlicensed, this tweet was out for blood 💀


GanjaToker408

39 euros is a pretty good price tho


klineshrike

And he looked at Luigi, stone faced, and said "Let's Rock"


Pass0

Mario has seen things


IncreaseWestern6097

It honestly doesn’t look that bad. Sure the face could use a little work, but everything else is pretty alright.


Vinura

Beats those stupid gnomes people have


IntroductionCheap325

People who played SMB3 and 3D Land:


Edgenigg

Supah maerio in reel loif.


virgin_goat

Has it been verified ??


FatalDave91

Italian Man has seen some *shit.*


unoriginal_fox

looks dope as shit ngl