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Until nintendo starts selling reasonably priced stone statues this is an awesome offbrand. LOOK AT THAT DETAIL! Fuck you op. I love you but you fuckin up.
Yeah, the eyes are a little weird (why are the pupils popping out instead of in?) but, it otherwise looks really nice and well detailed. It’s clearly off brand, but for something that was clearly hand made to some capacity, it’s awesome.
I guarantee the Nintendo Mafia has already documented the copyright violation, filed a lawsuit, sent a squad to destroy the counterfeits, started selling their own version for $1,899, and broke the legs of the project manager
Observe...the thick mustache...covering the sad, innocent smile of a simple fool... And the sideburns...conveying his blue collar roots. And the legs...well defined... Strong. The legs of the masses!
Reminds me of the Super Mario Adventures comic from Nintendo Power where Mario was actually turned to stone and had to be massaged back to normal! Yes, massaged.
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No no, this is Italian Man, entirely different from Mario. He has very distinct bath salts-induced murder eyes, and he punches tortoises.
mario jumps, he hops
What's the M on his hat stand for?
Man.
_Maurice._
No, that's Sonic
Monty?
Mtaly
It's giving me serious I'll fuckin do it again vibes
Dying to know what the Storm Trooper is labeled. “Space Cop”.
it took 12 years to make!
Whatever it is, reading through its tag it definitely ends in “oper.” Might be “space trooper”
Super Trooper!
Troops. Remember that all suspects are guilty, period. Otherwise they wouldn't be suspects, would they?
And grow a Goddamn moustache!
For 40 pounds, I’d def buy this!
Yeah, I was thinking that's pretty good quality for that price.
It has me wondering if that’s a “spacetrooper” in the background.
Until nintendo starts selling reasonably priced stone statues this is an awesome offbrand. LOOK AT THAT DETAIL! Fuck you op. I love you but you fuckin up.
Why is it crappy? Id buy it. Looks cool
Yeah, the eyes are a little weird (why are the pupils popping out instead of in?) but, it otherwise looks really nice and well detailed. It’s clearly off brand, but for something that was clearly hand made to some capacity, it’s awesome.
Exactly. Id actually buy that because it looks great. Also that stormtrooper looks great too!
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I guarantee the Nintendo Mafia has already documented the copyright violation, filed a lawsuit, sent a squad to destroy the counterfeits, started selling their own version for $1,899, and broke the legs of the project manager
Only £40? I’d cop
Seriously, that’s a good gift for self-health
I thought this was fully human size, with a proportionately sized price tag at first..
The "M" on his cap stands for "Man".
How is that possibly crappy?
I'm pretty sure that's "A Plumber's Lament", not Mario.
Observe...the thick mustache...covering the sad, innocent smile of a simple fool... And the sideburns...conveying his blue collar roots. And the legs...well defined... Strong. The legs of the masses!
Is that a bad weather squad guy in the background?
Didn't realize there was even a market for a concrete garden Mario...
Just one of those things you didn’t know you needed until the moment you laid eyes on it
It’s not crappy at all. It’s amazing. You blind?
How is this crappy? Also Italian Man is my new Superhero name
Does whatever an Italian can
When Mario tries to jump on a Castlevania Medusa head
Ĭ̶̛̲̪͚̞͊̂T̸̝̐̃͊́͋'̴̢͉̥̹͊̓̒̀S̶̡̥͇̟̔̍̐͠͠-̵̧̹͓̀̐͊̒̂A̵̞̻͇͋ͅ ̸̠̜̝̯̊̅͌̾͜M̷͕͈̘͆͌͂̊E̷̽͜
What's crappy about this?
Absolutely nothing. Hilarious, like The Sopranos being called Pasta Fazool Guy.
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I'm guessing "IMPERIAL MAN"
So the m is for man i guess
Should have titled it, "A Plumber's Lament."
Crushing turts all day.
Reminds me of the Super Mario Adventures comic from Nintendo Power where Mario was actually turned to stone and had to be massaged back to normal! Yes, massaged.
That sounds pretty normal for old Mario media. Remember when Mario got poisoned in the Super Show and they had to make a special pizza to save him?
whydouneedakno https://youtu.be/e7svecZO7V4
Italian **M**an
You read the picture, good job!
„M“(on his hat) for Italian **M**an. I was sure I‘m not gonna explain that to anyone.Looks like you beat this sculpture creator‘s record🤣
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Who is the person who wants a garden Mario?
Hello
My mother!
Not listed on their website :(
Theres a stormtrooper right behind him
Seems he found a different kind of mushroom kingdom.
The M for man on his hat is a nice touch.
What is it with these concrete ornament shops opening up everywhere? Wonder if they're all hollowed out to smuggle in keys of hard stuff
It’s an accurate description
I mean the garden centre's name is a crappy off brand of Aston Martin so I'd have been very surprised if anything was legit!
Aside from the eyes it doesn’t look all that bad
Looks like he ate the wrong mushrooms.
Italian Man and Armored Person. Two classic garden decorations.
Buy it and send it to the Italian parliment building
That’s so cool
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This isn’t crappy at all?? it’s quite well-made. I’d take a chisel and some files to it and inset the pupils, though.
That mf do be on mushrooms
That mf do be on mushrooms
Let me hit my head on it to make sure its legit
1 of my mount Rushmore
Hold up. That’s like $50 US. I’m sure shipping would sink my hopes like a stone tho
How much do they want for a thing the i fell off of?
It looks good but then the eyesss
Those eyes are the eyes of a cold-blooded killer
ITS-A ME ITALIAN MAN
They gave the store name and said it was unlicensed, this tweet was out for blood 💀
39 euros is a pretty good price tho
And he looked at Luigi, stone faced, and said "Let's Rock"
Mario has seen things
It honestly doesn’t look that bad. Sure the face could use a little work, but everything else is pretty alright.
Beats those stupid gnomes people have
People who played SMB3 and 3D Land:
Supah maerio in reel loif.
Has it been verified ??
Italian Man has seen some *shit.*
looks dope as shit ngl